The Roommate Song

[kingcory10]

now imagine this in the scenario were thats a chick and insted of bagels shes useing your breadsticks....gonna want her to stay? : P

[rejcga15]

I feel your pain dude.

[xaviorbat]

I think i'd have knocked him into orbit just for using my computer, get one of your own you cheap bastard.

[dazzan69]

what is the music from?

[gaki899]

this should have at least a few million views :)

[MERMAIDSEIRA6]

LMFAO!!!! oh my god i could not stop laughing at this. I am SO gonna show this to my friends at school tomorrow LOL this is fucking epic!

[TheJabbate1]

I think the ending should be "I don't think I'm going to let him LIVE!"

[TheNobleShade]

But I think I will.

[MASTER1LINK]

After this song: TRAVIS!! GET THA FUCK OUT!!!

[evilpieofdoom666]

Question: was this a produced musical? Because I'm building an audition portfolio (whoo, musical theatre) and I'd love to use this song.

[scompieie]

OU hat for the win

[AfterFeelings]

Dear God, was Travis really like this?

[lebarbudu84]

its really based on a true story ? OH MY GOD ! XD

[gambit7775]

*slowly puts down my bagel*

[Tobias2789]

during this entire song I couldn't help but laugh, I would feel more sympathy if he wasn't wearing an OU hat, lol

[rikulover101]

OH, how happy I am that I am a FEMALE freshman in college, and not a male... XD

[UnluckyNerd]

O.0 this is based on a TRUE story?!

[ColinTheAwesomest]

Oh Travis, Travis, Travis....

[Antsaboy94]

Hooray for 120 000 views!! ^__^

[quickhakker]

wheres the instrumental version of this

[Sh4dowDemon]

You need to make more videos/songs like this as well as your video game songs and videos.

[Crystan]

Brentalfloss is really good at doing the right facial expressions for this song. The disgust on his face is almost contagious. Best lyric? Violating the bagel... damn, that line both cracks me up and makes me want to vomit at the same time!

[SuperFirePowerHour]

now im afriad of college ;.-

[Tyrannus333]

@SuperFirePowerHour As you should be! It's terrifying! Violated bagels abounds. And sweet Jesus the stains...THE STAINS!!!!

[ManioKartWii]

Beatles Poster :D ffirst time i noticed

[soleyiu]

hey i'm brentalfloss's roommate and i wanted this to be public: i'm sorry man it's a disease and i stop it right now i promise (i'm keeping your mom's picture though)

[austinlawless212]

he only wants him to delete 3gigs of his porn >:D

[DragonStatues]

Well excuse me If i treat him with some scorn. LOL

[Cactusman129]

oh, travis...

[Cactusman96]

@Cactusman129 Your name, I like it.

[kidwithacast]

oh..brent..sorry...3 more gigs of porn

-T

[gonzmanX9]

Brent Black. Best roomate ever? Only time can tell...

[sammerthanyou]

I am SOOO doing that in college!

[That70sfan1]

Yuck id hate that

[hotpocket104]

travis you pervert

[skullz55555]

only reason he doesn't say he'll kill him is cause that is called a confession

[JohnyTheBomb]

i think il just work in KFC. no need for extra education

[edw798]

Queen poster! FTW!

[AnimeReviewTV]

when i head to college next year i hope to god my roomate isn't like this because then i wont be able to keep bagels around

[DarkMarc9001]

Do I have a conscience if I keep watching this after watching porn?

[AntiKipKay]

No amount of brentalfloss can clean that "tooth" :S

[cobaltscarf]

a friend of mine likes the new doa game for the ds and one day while playing it on MY ds he comes out of the bathroom i imagined he was doing something like this

[0fficerNasty]

@cobaltscarf OHHHHHHH Pat xD

[FlippySuper]

do you still live with your roomate?in your comics yo do

[coolwrld115]

3 gigs of porn?

mfw my folder is 14 gigs

ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

y u so feather weight?

[SaphiraTheMongoose]

@coolwrld115 All pics.

[115Nevet]

@coolwrld115 the 3 gigs of porn is probably a small part of porn he has

the roommate probably has 24 gigs of porn ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

[pivotman999]

@coolwrld115 Lol 14 gigs? Try 250.

y u so gay?

[fenrirswolh3]

@coolwrld115  15. x3

[waffleless]

@coolwrld115 As much as I laughed at your joke, it was probably supposed to mean that "Your porn collection is taking up to much space on my pc, please delte atleast 3 gigabites so I can install X" X not necessarily being XXX.

[gaki899]

@coolwrld115 lol don't know if thats a bragging right :)

[jordan68502]

If you find your roommate again you can get another std :D

[Kizsurian]

Poor brentalfloss...your roomie sounded like a real a-hole D: I'd at least have the common courtesy to clean off whatever I got dirty when I was done using your stuff for anything, except for the bagel; I'd toss that xD

[Thevideogamedisciple]

Like this comment if you now check your bagels for jizz before eating it.

[fredmanstr]

I wouldn't push that guy out of the door , I would push him out of the fucking window!

[Creeperkid14]

@fredmanstr exactly what i'd do

[redbandit501]

should have choped it off

[Mario60665]

description: "Based on a true story".....right......but is it really? Cuz if it is......shit!!!

[scompieie]

nice ou hat bro

[DGneoseeker1]

This is the best song I ever heard. But I don't think I like bagels anymore.

[embrose4]

i had to listen to this a couple of times to find out what brent was actually REALLY mad at his roommate for......(other than the bagel).........:I

*feels stupid*

[Mario60665]

dude, is that Kootra's hat??? wow.......anyway, awesome song, you made me laugh my ass of more than once, seriously, if that happened to me.....well, i guess it would be ok if he watches porn, but if it's porn about my mom than he would've been instantly dead. BTW now i'm scared of bagels

[scompieie]

@Mario60665 dude his hats an ou hat its a college in oklahoma

[Mario60665]

@scompieie well excuse me if i live in Italy

[scompieie]

@Mario60665 it ok dude i wasnt trying to be a douche

[Mario60665]

@scompieie nah, don't worry about it, i'm the one who should know more stuff before opening my mouth, i mean, i know i'm italian, but that's no excuse

[scompieie]

@Mario60665 cool i just hate the thought of pissing off a person

[RockStarNinja25]

there is only one constant in this world, and that is some guys just like to watch a girl jerk off a horse

[randomactsok]

@RockStarNinja25 I know I do (:3=

[YourProblem1]

Why would anyone put the bagel back in the bag after fucking it?! DX

[darklifeproduction]

@YourProblem1 maybe to maranate it?

[YourProblem1]

@darklifeproduction O_o

[darklifeproduction]

@YourProblem1 what?it's filled with protein >:I

[YourProblem1]

@darklifeproduction There's other better ways for protein o_O

[MrZeromus001]

@darklifeproduction  this makes me wonder have u done this before ????

[darklifeproduction]

@MrZeromus001 my roommate seems to like them ;3

[juggafette]

is your roommate fred fuchs

[darklifeproduction]

may I ask....did your roommate really look at a girl jerking off a horse on your computer?

[sirwartooth]

The Onion poster.

Yus.

[kyliegriffen]

@sirwartooth Why do I always end up finding you on Youtube? I mean, I know we're close, but...

[sirwartooth]

@kyliegriffen Because I comment a TON on everything.

[anbuagent12]

I heard this on the CD 1st and now i see how much work you put into making it better

[MrPokecow]

I just realized what a horrible roommate I am....

[SlendermanxLove]

xD



[meesasquall]

Having a naked picture of my mom will only earn you a slow and painful death from my cold unforgiving hands when you least expect it.

"OH SHIT DUDE! I'M SO SORRY! I'LL DELETE IT RIGHT AWAY!"

"The damage is done. Just leave."

*Fifty years later*

"Remember me?"

"Weren't we roommates for like a month - Oh shit."

[nachidavila]

27 people don't understand what this song is about.

[ManioKartWii]

Instead of replay button just press f5 <3 better for brentalfloss x]

[andreasfr1]

you forgot the last word... "alive~"

[societalreboot]

Wait, based on a true story... people like that actually exist?

Push him out the door? More like down the stairs, taped to the refrigerator!

[WarriorHawkSpirit]

@societalreboot TAPED? Nay, crazy-glued by the derriere!

[blarfer]

I AM SO DOING THAT IN COLLEGE!!

[TheExtin]

"Based on a true song"

[1997slydog]

If he had a naked picture of my mom I would not walk out I would have grabbed him by his neck and killed him but good song anyway

[Tobi2x4]

LOL, he has a poster for "The Onion", and awesome fake news site! :D

[Jewbear964]

As a Jew, I am terribly offended at the serious misuse of bagels in this video Mr. Floss... Although It WAS funny.

[limalicious]

o.o Oh come on. The bathroom at least has a lock on the freaking door.

[jordan68502]

@limalicious he wasnt in a bathroom he was in the living room!

[limalicious]

@jordan68502 *facepalm* THE SUGGESTION IS TO USE THE BATHROOM AND LOCK THE DOOR. REREAD THE COMMENT.

[Chase1002newaccount]

@limalicious

but its not a laptop, its a frickin desktop.

[Keikuina]

Only 3 gigs? ò_ô

[gamer7132dude]

wow, this roommantes an ASS-HOLE!

[TMF58]

"and I'm not usually picky, but my keyboard's always sticky"

Lawl.

[Julez117isKIA]

26 people put the bagel back in the f**king bag

[wariokid244]

You were roommate's with ONISION?

[inatspong]

"but maybe I will"

[Chase1002newaccount]

*roomae reaches for bagle*

me: "*clicks shotgun* PUT. IT. DOWN!"

[Velociraptorblade]

@Chase1002newaccount ROTFLMAO!

[Chase1002newaccount]

1:02 people actually WATCH that!? 0_0 WTF!?

[solaran90]

@Chase1002newaccount Yep. Beastiality fetish.

[Chase1002newaccount]

@solaran90

damn... what the hell?

[solaran90]

@Chase1002newaccount Yep. lol

[Chase1002newaccount]

a topless picture of .... my mom?

[morphenez]

I shoulda violated my roommates bagels, they were the biggest faggots ever.

[cod5x]

So has this happened with Andy... probably not.

[tcormier321]

You wouldn't run into these types of problems if you wouldn't have gone to the sooner school. HOOK 'EM!

[n0tsolucky]

@tcormier321 thems fightin words...

[FabelloverBsharples]

should have been back in the fucking bag ya fag

[zstraub13]

25 people ate a violated bagel

[zstraub13]

25 people ate a violated bagle

[daffykeyblader99]

put the bagel DOWN

[Lumiola]

that is amazing XD

[thebenzaiefan]

nobody should violate bagels

[CSDGames]

this was my first brentalfloss vid i saw a few years back, thanks for the great songs!!!

[MariovsZelda293]

This made me feel disgusted but i laughed all the same

It was great!

[Keikuina]

Funny, I just ate a bagel oô

[StarCraftDude1234]

When I go to college with my pc, I'm putting on passwords. And I am going to make sure that I can lock my door. And never will I eat a bagel @ the campus.

[briafromxbox]

drinking a milkshake for the last time

[adamhunter1223]

I don't think I'll ever eat a bagel again...

[BRiTDRAG2]

@adamhunter1223 i'm now very glad i've never eaten a bagel in my entire life

[flarescarab777]

my roommate mario- extended cut

[fsmetal]

Stalkin' ya mom. Stalk stalk stalkin' ya mom.

ROFL. This was great

[alienwaregamerx2010]

this is funny, disgusting, sad and makes me think twice about going to college.

[Nickstaproductions]

brentalfloss needs to make more vids like this. this is one of my favorite videos by him

[Megajolito]

brentalfloss had a rough time in school. dont we all?

[iRicecrispy]

Roommate has 22 youtube accounts.

[MrInsanity25]

Why is charmander in the link?

[MrInsanity25]

Shud I still go to college?

[jazzkomp]

that's hard...if i had roomate like that....

[xXxjoppexXx]

Holding in his rosy palm, a topless picture of my mom

[TheLinksbro]

ahahhahhahha

[grindylow27]

thats gross and funny

[Chaoshedgehog]

Man I want to know how to play this. It's pure genius!

[Kidialo]

i didn't know your roommate was Ray William Johnson XD

[Lleji]

0_0 Suddenly, my roommates don't seem so bad anymore.

[krishnadefier]

OMG the bagel scene was PRICELESS!!!! PRICELESS I TELL YOU!!! That expression!!! Good Job Floss.

[FamilyKodakVideos]

22 people walked in on their roomate

[EMH204]

22 people like seeing a girl jerk off a horse

[Ihonmatar]

The bagel...god fuckin damnit, that had me rollin XD

[Tsakurokur]

Oh man, I'm sooooo happy I bought your CD. The CD version is just SOOOOOO much better.

[AgentCDI]

I wonder who's penis is so small they can fit it in a bagel...

[FamilyKodakVideos]

@AgentCDI probably brentalfloss' roommate...

[AgentCDI]

@FamilyKodakVideos most likely. Maybe they're big bagels.

[ZENO10100100010000]

Brett, man come on im srry, your mom gave it to me!!! its not my fault!!! jkjk but i really like it, i have a friend just like this lol

[Spadeute]

Shiz, you're not really off key, but you can't hold notes over 2 beats v.v But wow, I'd love to have a roommate like that ._.

[bealtespip123]

Richard,if you're reading this.....I'm sorry,man!

[Random90sKid]

Or was it the bagel?

[ZENO10100100010000]

lol 2:46 the face is awesome!!!

[deathtoll26]

favorite part= 2:14 XD

[ACarnivorousMeece]

i hope he was kidding about having a topless picture of his mom

[zHeathenz]

next time just knock

[boxingchicken]

...... Fuck.

[jman68502]

im sorry brent but u didn't have to kick me out of that room

[SkullFuckersInc]

Dude, I saw the Onion poster in the background. 2:45. That's awesome.

[MetallixKnight]

The bagel part had me laughing for 5 minutes straight.

[jman68502]

Holding ago topless picture of .... my mom! XD

[LeonSakau]

2:10 That cap that says Gap should say fap.

[meckaz80]

omg brent ur last name is black

[BassistGal]

21 people realized this song was dedicated to them

[gambit7775]

21 people had this song dedicated to them and rated up the comment mentioning it!

[InsaneCalamity]

I'd like this song so much more if it didn't apply to my roommates....

[retroscorpionpie]

brent this video keeps blurring

[Darkunov]

@retroscorpionpie your resolution is probably not high enough. For me the image is perfect and i have a HD grapx card.

[pockuinator]

I love how the first related video is the Truth about Toad.

[Undertaker9711]

also i dont think ill look at a bagel the same way again

[Undertaker9711]

omg its me and my brother all over again! lol

[pockuinator]

Shades of Grey could've been Avenue Q...

[ShadowOfAFailur999]

genius song........(weep) i feel your pain! (sob) (sob)

[SubbyP]

Poor Brent... are you the BLU Scout?