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  • fuk celtic!!!and the IRA

  • Mentally, physically, emotionally scar this bastard and then destroy his DNA before it spreads

  • I am glad he got all this out of his system before his mom got there in two hours....

  • I'm glad u want to get the worlds problems out in the open so people will stop ignoring them!!! Also if u want people to call u give them your number ;) jk at the end

  • cooking & eating & lose weight at the same time!!

    how to cook chinese food the easy way,enjoy delicious food and lose weight at the same time!!

  • this guys is high on fucken crack!

  • this guy is stupid. SHUT UP.

  • i hear the squiky bed and i saw them a lot of times i am scared

  • This is the most stupid video that I've ever seen in my life. I was hoping for some monkey to rape some turtle rather than having a guy blabber it up.

  • @nickylane2295 You're being sarcastic, right?

  • newcastle.. great... where i am...

  • I have ... heard ... my parents ... quite often and am therefore emotionally unstable

  • I like This Short Video

  • GREAT! now that´s all austria is gonna be known for!

  • I'm so easily influenced...anytime I'm told to rate I just give a thumps up with no thought.

  • Go feed ourselves in the archery pit?

  • i went into my parents rom when i was suppose to and i saw a strap on im emotionally scared

  • @buneter OMFG ...I'm scarred just reading it 

  • monkey-spider position????

  • this guy is hot.

  • @TheRichwhitt no...he's sxe...what that means idk...

  • this guy is a faggot

  • aww come on man i live in illinois D: noone wants to come here!

  • i;m wondering why this is in 240

  • monkey spider positions? lol

  • Dont worry I have a dirty mind too :)

  • im tired of seeing the same damn commerical!

  • Error 404 - Not Found...cheers for the dud douche...

  • ahhh shad ahp!

  • Glasses Bro!!!

  • OK, Just discovered you less than a half hour ago, I'm hooked on your clips and kind of crushing on you. Cute, passionate, informed guy with an over active brain and mouth and apparently little to no filter between the two (but fortunately you know how to edit clips and actually bother to do so).

    You're hit so many marks on my mental checklist of what I find most socially, sexually and mentally stimulating! No strikes against you yet.. You're girlfriend is lucky, I hope she knows it.

  • YOU SELL OUT!!!!!! Can I watch your video without a commercial!!!!!!!!!

  • I love how you say purnography....

  • LMAO: monkey spider position.

  • You have the most beautiful eyes on the internet. I praise thee.

  • i got the same sweater, go me lol. And pause @3:01 lol

  • i got the same sweater, go me lol

  • Haha.XD i AM mentally scared :(

  • That guy is retarded

  • HAHAHAHA "cause im that white"

  • Holy shit so much hate 0-0

  • With glasses.

  • U should come to Boston lol awsome dance moves

  • Man... what a bunch of trolls. Can u people say nothing nice?

  • Child rape. Child rape. Child rape. Child rape. You like child rape? I don't. I like women. Not child rape you gay demonic demon makeup wearing fat bitch!

  • @CTSpsychotic do you have downs? Did Phil say he likes child rape? Did he say he partakes in child rape? Or even that he thinks child rape is okay? There is no reason why Phil can't say child rape. He's talking about an event that has happened and is probably happening somewhere as I'm writing this. But by all means, repeat the phrase many times without understanding what he's talking about.

  • @CTSpsychotic I'm with you dude, the guy is a homo

  • @ALLK1LL3RN0F1LLER Fuck you

  • @CTSpsychotic kindly kill yourself, brutally

  • @KillTheGrasshopper Phil never uses make-up. he said

  • @KillTheGrasshopper i love how the two top rated comments are your hate comment and somebody who said phil is cute.

  • @KillTheGrasshopper his skin is just perfect without it.

  • gay..

  • I'm so glad you agree with me on my feelings about Joseph Strihgiosgf8wfhssdfj...'s punishment, because he deserves to SUFFER. :)

  • walking n on my parents is the nastiest thing i hav ever accidentally done! im definatly scared

  • your a faggot phillip

  • @bigd9577 Psh, I wish he was. I've called him like, three times to try to get something going with The Amazing Atheist, him, and me, but he's never interested. Oh, i want some of that fine Philly in meh. All night.

  • come to Toronto now plz

  • and they call americans are stupid....lets lock someone in a basement for 20+ years....WTF?!?!?

  • Gay

  • /watch?v=5wWrEgY_C5s

  • Maybe he'll have a Max & Paddy moment.

    "Shower time's over boys."

    "I'm Raymond."

    "The Bastard?"

    -Looks other dude over- "Stunning... Like a young Burt Reynolds. ;]"

  • lol pause at 0:15

  • yup mentally scared walked in to ask my parents something and i was shocked at what was going on so i said hi mom hi dad lol i was very very small i had no idea they were getting it on lol

  • mentally scar ^^

  • who is jebus? that guy in the cross ??

  • The glasses make you look smarter! But your still a cute guy :D

  • monkey spider position? ... =/ never mind I'm not even going to ask...

  • @HLNProductions you kinda did ask though...

  • OMG new castle...? That was my cousin! :O ( I saw it happen.. i was staying the night. HONEST TO GOD. )

  • Your a cutie with or without the glasses.

  • I love you phil!

  • glasses

  • i like the glasses

  • At the begining i lold

  • 'This is how i dance cus im that white' lol :D

  • you look sexy with glasses

  • YES I LIVE IN NEWCASTLE xD

  • =( I wanna see the super dirty video. WTF happened to phillyd. tv?

  • his vids used to be so much better

  • that is groos aboat 9 weeka ago colstrip mt 2 killd 4 injerd in a bar and ther tring to bail the person out fucker killed my brother

  • Josef Stritzel,  FRITZEL

  • Newcastle, England?

  • @TheFallen7fold YAAAAY thats where im from :D

  • @BrettSmith92 That's where I'm from too :D

  • i almodt calledthe cups but hey i was like 6 and it was valentnes day

  • I walked in on my mom on top of My dad yup I'm blind!!

  • You have really tiny, webby hands ya know that?

  • I remember the first time I walked in on my parents. Yeeeaaahhhh I wish I didn't.

  • @Manofaction0 lol the FIRST time?

  • What video was too adult? So u can say child rape but u were too scrd to say child molestation? Man YouTube is weird. I agree, let the fear loom over that pervert

  • nota - none of the above :)

  • with ur h...or not.....

  • Heh, sweet Irony.

  • HELL FUCKING YEA, I'm so tired of hearing about having to give all these evil ass criminals humane rights, eye for an eye all the way.

  • QOTD: WITHOUT!!!

  • Augest 8th is my b day! xD!

  • pish

  • ahah

  • They pay to be killed

  • really a pippy long stocking wig? haha thats going too far

  • this is how im gonna dance cuz im that white lol

  • Stop talking through your nose.

    It's quite annoying.

  • OMG! Thats hilarious!!!

  • nope.. its funny

  • or not

  • Without glasses please! XD

  • Verbal Diarrhea : (

  • Wow who screams bloody murder anymore???

  • yknow what i just realized, after he says "thats all that really mattered to me this 'date'" he probably remembers a shitload of other things that mattered to him and he just forgot to say. and that would really piss him off, and it hurts me when funny people are pissed off, its like watching a baby cry or a puppy down, not fun times.

  • the cops that walked in on the parents probably giggled then eventualy got an erection.

  • Bad YouTube!! Don't senser poor phil. >:(

  • i still can't figure out what bloody murder had to do with what they were doing.

    ok ur mom screams bloody murder. wat is a normal decent person going to do?

  • i am mentally scarred

  • negative ,

  • You are so cute lookin!

  • I am a profoundly heterosexual male and I can confidently say that you are indeed one sexy mofo

  • I prefer him with glasses.

  • LMAO I cant believe a 4 yr old called the cops cause her parents were getting it on.. this is why you shouldn't get it on when your kids are home lol

  • lol well she probally though her mom was in pain

  • if only they lsitened. could prevent alot of damage to todays young minds

  • that sexy amber chic is effing EVRYWHERE shut the fuck up and get a life

  • QOTD- With glasses makes you look smarter

  • Oh yea, when I was a kid I made the mistake of going into my parents room...Monkey Spider position xD.

  • I have that sweatshirt.....whats funny is I got it on the day u posted this...how I know this is I got it on my birthday....7/11

  • mnk spdr psitn

    never herd bfore...

    hvng sex...?

  • i love you

  • monkey spider position!! Hahaahahaha!

  • i am wearing red undies lol...don't ask me why i am telling this^^

  • @SexxyAmber88 Why is it like every video I go to, you're putting yourself out there? I know you have this thing on a website and what not. But still that really sad. You need to get your shit together and quit slutting around. Grow up.

  • I think this person's advertising her own website... she has 69 subs although she has no vids.

  • @HollyTheFireNinja You might be right. Unlike most of the male race it just drives me nuts when girls disrespect themselves in order to get attention. I know that guys do it to. That's why this world we live in is so fucked up. No one respects themselves let alone one another.

  • @ Eric

    Shameful, that's what it is.

  • ..........why

  • sexxxyamber is fake haha. 69 subs and no vids? come on

  • Well by looking at the name I can see why people wouldn't care that there are no vids and/or are waiting for vids.

  • damnit!

    that meeting was on my birthday LAST YEAR!!!!!

  • I agree bout the joseph fritzel thing, kudos to you phil

  • HES NOT CHUBBY..... hes pleasantly plump :D lol

  • Hes skinny now, but howcome at present time... HEs a lil chubby!?!?!? D: not kool

  • glasses u need glasses NOW

  • fluffee pwns this newb-fag

  • There are 2 things wrong with that... ONE! Hes been on youtube longer! TWO! Hes not gay. Im not saying i dont like FLuffee, But your just wrong in tose two ways!

  • i get the feeling he is gay cuz of his eyebrows lol does he wax them or somethin?

  • QOTD: you're hot either way.

  • you spelled douche wrong...douche.

  • wait...you care about how ur hair looks that much? and your thoughts go that far into detail?!? wow im a psychopath... cause your barley scratching the surface.. yes i have nothing better to do

  • good to see your back on your feet phil

  • lol monkey spider position

  • phil...are you wearing eye makeup...?

  • I was mentally scarred

  • Firstly you look way hott with or without glasses lol.... with is just more professional looking and without is more "i don't give a fuck." Kinds sporty looking. And you thinking that guy should get it back isn't sadistic lol.. it's the justice that a sick man should get :)

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  • Oh my god. I live in Newcastle. Oh my god. Except the big city in England called Newcastle. :O

  • this dude gets an A+

    if you was aussie, i'd approve more

  • Hehe Philip you said August 8, 2008. I am sure the people in Toronto can tell you how it went.

    We don't want any paradoxes to have already happened.

  • free SUBS

  • old phil videos are so.... ahhh fun!

  • non glasses!

  • go F yourself in the A lol

  • dude u rok and guess wat i liv in atlanta

  • He doesn't live in Atlanta anymore.

    =p

    I know, sucks, right?

  • Phil; Your awesome so smart, quick, very funny with great timing that should do any mother proud. I hope your Moms visit out to you turned out great. Keep up the good work man. You are going to go far. Trust it.

  • I LOVE YOU ROFLMFAO :P

  • or not

  • 3:38 priceless facial expression!

  • great comments and good attitude, u tell it like it is. i just seen another video, but let me tell u something man, don't apologize if u offended someone, ppl offend me all the time & they don't apologize. tell them "Welcome back to the United States & if u dont like it leave it."

  • lol. if people are insulting you... stay away from them. Phil is just nice/cool