Well here I am on a Sunday, watching German Animal Scat Porn. Their Pissing now. I feel so Dirty, so very very Dirty. Why I am I here. I started off watching a Guy build beds & table out of logs, then I eneded up here! How? Why? I think I'll leave now. This is not for Me. Oh look, Havana Dog Takes a BlG DUMP! That sounds interesting. Am I gonna need a 12 Step to Quit this? Hello, My Name Is ZEE & I watch Animals Taking Craps On You Tube! HI ZEE! WELCOME! Coffee & Donuts in the back!
@808gummibear these days...you never know in the animal kingdom...plus,i am wondering why the hell they would be taping that sort of crap in the first place lol.
a few years ago two parents went out to dinner.a few hours later,the babysitter was calling to see if she could cover up the clown statue in the kid's room,the father said"Get the kids out of the house,we'll call the police we don't have a clown statue"."the clown statue" was actually a killer that escaped from jail.if you don't post this on 10 videos tonight the clown will be in your bed at 3:00 am with a chainsaw in his hand. sorry don't want this to happen to me
I was a bit baffled too. I ultimately decided it had to be a really saggy rhino vagina since if it was a flaccid rhino dick it would be facing the wrong way. And the spread of the spray makes it seem more likely to be vaginal discharge. Where's Steve Irwin when we need him most?
what no ones gonna try to say "1 person got sprayed in the face by that rhino" or some shit like that? surprising seems like thats all anyone ever fuckin say on youtube anymore is something about the dislikes
Now if you're water sprinkler it broken, well then you all should hired him to spray ur gardens...haha.....even better coz his piss can help the plants grow....haha
It's looked like it spit right there at the end...
lilbro209 4 hours ago
its a freaking power washer in its snatch
narutoman16 14 hours ago
I should really go to sleep now... and i still got 3 episode of MLP to watch....
BillKillerz 3 days ago
its a girl
KODxShroomz 3 days ago
i want that pokemon
Jmags1012 4 days ago
what a noob
tavogp 4 days ago
What was that?
bsmb98 5 days ago
His penis is backwards........
poopyfaceish 5 days ago
did he just jizz?
nojoe18 6 days ago
Did I just enter the weird part of YouTube again?
SteamTeamRedubUK 6 days ago
Y YU NO PUT JUSTIN BIEBER BEHIND RHINO????
LegendaryDeathClaw99 1 week ago
hes saying "dont mind me, just watering the grasss sir
ChrisRobTV 1 week ago
HOW THE FUCK DID I GET TO THIS SECTION OF YOUTUBE
dudewithanaxe24 1 week ago
Lost in youtube again damnit
ImDaniel1337 1 week ago
A new way for farmers to spray pesticides.
JohnnyE71 1 week ago
I remember this one time the rhino actually sprayed the family on the other side of the fence.
blazedbl 2 weeks ago
never piss against the wind!
0odagabyo0 2 weeks ago
And now you wonder: How did you get here?
crixyy 2 weeks ago
is this supposed to be bladder liquid or orgasm liquid?
iamnotlying89102 2 weeks ago
kidney stone
ifyounewme 2 weeks ago
hell yeah
bugzak47 2 weeks ago
Why am I up late watching the movements of wildlife?
NehemiahDC 2 weeks ago
Little girl- Mommy we should get that kind of sprinkler system!
Mom- ok lets go to the zoo!
wildkitty97 2 weeks ago
Well here I am on a Sunday, watching German Animal Scat Porn. Their Pissing now. I feel so Dirty, so very very Dirty. Why I am I here. I started off watching a Guy build beds & table out of logs, then I eneded up here! How? Why? I think I'll leave now. This is not for Me. Oh look, Havana Dog Takes a BlG DUMP! That sounds interesting. Am I gonna need a 12 Step to Quit this? Hello, My Name Is ZEE & I watch Animals Taking Craps On You Tube! HI ZEE! WELCOME! Coffee & Donuts in the back!
ZEEMADMAN2 2 weeks ago
My sprinkler system has the rhinocerous setting.
TheHuntress144 3 weeks ago
@TheHuntress144 lmao.
daven58100 2 weeks ago
I should really start my homework.
Onthebay3636 3 weeks ago 112
@Onthebay3636 ahahah same for me, man, got 2 exams on Monday and Wednesday... there's something wrong xD
KillerDrummer88 1 week ago
Wow
nazizombie87 3 weeks ago
@ilikeuc Lmao!
900GTi 3 weeks ago
It's like an aerosol can :0
meloniesue 1 month ago
who could dislike this beautiful art??? shame
thedirtymeatball 1 month ago
that better be a girl cuz it was peeing backwards
808gummibear 1 month ago
@808gummibear these days...you never know in the animal kingdom...plus,i am wondering why the hell they would be taping that sort of crap in the first place lol.
UnknownPrankMaster 1 month ago
@UnknownPrankMaster lol
808gummibear 1 month ago
why am i here?
punkyboy2 1 month ago
...0k...
zigzigdog 1 month ago
WTF
Lazojose848 1 month ago
he has a built in sprinkler system
jamesdalrymple79 1 month ago
Ha! Ace Ventura!
808Hea 1 month ago
the spray-nozzle fairy is back again -_-
gracelessgillett 1 month ago
This has been flagged as spam show
a few years ago two parents went out to dinner.a few hours later,the babysitter was calling to see if she could cover up the clown statue in the kid's room,the father said"Get the kids out of the house,we'll call the police we don't have a clown statue"."the clown statue" was actually a killer that escaped from jail.if you don't post this on 10 videos tonight the clown will be in your bed at 3:00 am with a chainsaw in his hand. sorry don't want this to happen to me
baseballdude333 2 months ago
that's the nature equivalent of "WEST SIDE BITCHES!!"
cgoodi100 2 months ago
if you cant afford a sprinkler simple go steel a hippo :D
yahyerr127 2 months ago
its like the spray on windex
WildHeart677 2 months ago
Lol
MsRealTyyaiTaylor 2 months ago
It's like insecticide from the ass.
shugarrpop 2 months ago
That's one hell of a sprinkler.
SpectrumA96 2 months ago
thats one way to water the grass
SteenSpinal4LIFE 3 months ago 2
i agree... i was also watch mw3 videos.
HardKill317 3 months ago
first i was watching mw3 videos... NOW THIS??? wtf youtube suggestions...
TheNutSlapper69 3 months ago
haha man talk about swiffer jet spray. lol
kennhoodsam245 3 months ago
look at that super soaker. lol
shadowofthedarkplace 3 months ago
she's a squirter
snakevaletudo 3 months ago
Wish i could go like that xD "Hey mom look what I can do!"
ShyTune 3 months ago
what a bunch of stupids haha you can totally tell he's getting ready for a race. it's called nitrous purging people hello!
rjrudder 3 months ago
You dont want to Backstab him .
AirBl4d3 3 months ago
thats a good way to water the plants and a bonus it comes with flavor and smell to and its only $ 79,999.00000052455
DTRCCGroup 3 months ago
i cum like that
ilikeuc 3 months ago
Im Just Watering My Plants I Wonder Why They Always Die
ComputerHacking1 3 months ago
what am i doing here and how did i get here ????? O_____O
TheSilentWindow 3 months ago
lmao how the fuck was this recommanded to me??
boboDaKilla 3 months ago
It's like a fire hose.
revolutionarybum0711 3 months ago
Doesn't that look like a refreshing spritz?
LyleVertigo 4 months ago in playlist More videos from smshapiro
Bear Grylls would survive of this stuff for weeks
rocafella142 4 months ago
i hate it when my pee does that... =/
cainedbutabel 4 months ago
I came.
DoubleAssClown 4 months ago
Oh no, I'm in that weird part of Youtube again...
catiemomie 4 months ago
at least the grass don't havde to be watered!!!!
kianakeino 4 months ago
is it poisoning weeds?
MadeInOregon27 5 months ago
Salesperson:Today We Are Selling Top Perfume!
Customer:Oh, May I Try?
Salesperson: Of course! *Sprays Onto Customer*
Customer: *Takes Big Whiff* What's in it?
Salesperson: Rhino Spray,Fart,Pee and Poop of course!
88webkinzgirl 5 months ago
i was expecting to see jim carry come outa there any second ._.
MelissaMurder666 6 months ago 21
I've been watching videos like this for the past hour. What the hell?
drpwninator 6 months ago
So THAT'S where 409 comes from!
Channel160 6 months ago
i want him to water my grass when im too lazy
jonyochocinco 6 months ago
This is how poor people enjoy a hot day TYVM! >:U
UltamitChaoBreeder 6 months ago
SPRAY ... SPRAY ... SPRAY ... SPRAY ... squirt
KalifornienSmurf 6 months ago
about 10 mins ago i was watching voice changer stuff... how the fuck did i get here?!
oOThomasT23Oo 7 months ago
@oOThomasT23Oo (laughs uncontrollably)
ccseries 6 months ago
She's A Squirter!
demerhinobucket 7 months ago
LMFAO!!! febreeze?
skin9n 7 months ago 13
Why
the FUCK
WAS THIS
RECOMMENDED TO ME.
AND WHY AM I WATCHING THIS ANYWAYS
KikiMeowz 7 months ago 4
FEBREEZE!
Devastator12L 7 months ago
Air freshener.
TheUnderRage 7 months ago
i'd like to see him water my flower bed!
MrConorCool 7 months ago
Indians love that
NottinghamAzn 7 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
raid....... it all natural
retardsinmotionvlogs 7 months ago
I'll wash your windows for a dollar, Mr.
PublicWifi 8 months ago 90
Call to us now,and you will get second spraying rhino free!
AzaBagaAK33 8 months ago 5
His or her dong is really refreshing to the eyes, awww...oooo....that was well
xHeroxGxDealx 8 months ago
THAT RHINO SHOULD BE AT SEA WORLD! GET READY TO GET WET KIDS!!
TooBigToHide 8 months ago 134
@TooBigToHide I saw your comment while drinking soda, i need a new keyboard now.. xD
Monkeyfish48 8 months ago
@Monkeyfish48 LOL!
TooBigToHide 8 months ago
@TooBigToHide It would be cheaper than to have R.Kelly doing that.
DarthBarkerSithLord 5 months ago
@TooBigToHide LMFAO I LITERALLY LOL'D
VansSkully 4 months ago
nice sprinckler
SunStrokeCactus 8 months ago
BELIVE IN MAGIC XD
abbydoodlelovesjb 8 months ago
he is sending a message in morse code! "Help~Stop~ I cant shake~Stop~These people~Stop~They are making me nervous~Stop~So i am peeing~ Help!!"
kammy9437 8 months ago
What the fuck
Jaayyy1993 8 months ago
Cumfest :D
cuzgandalfgothigh99 8 months ago
Blast it with piss!
DSmium 8 months ago
He's makin a sissy lol
watch grown ups
sexymanfrombigjapan 9 months ago
hey its the african super soaker
Badhumor2013 9 months ago 4
ha he just turned the hose on xD
MrJce94 9 months ago
I'm curious, is that a male or female because from that angle you just really can't tell? And no im not crazy...................
JH19a 9 months ago
@JH19a
I was a bit baffled too. I ultimately decided it had to be a really saggy rhino vagina since if it was a flaccid rhino dick it would be facing the wrong way. And the spread of the spray makes it seem more likely to be vaginal discharge. Where's Steve Irwin when we need him most?
hagelt18 8 months ago
Wild grass has appeared hippo uses ass spray its super effective!!!
ikemydog 9 months ago
rhydon use water gun!!!
Ricksta96 9 months ago
monica mattos would hit it
jungleman68 9 months ago
Must have an enlarged prostate to piss like that
mds1978 9 months ago
Why the fuck was this on my recommended list?!?
theriot31cubs 9 months ago 4
@theriot31cubs LOL!!
OrginalDeath50 9 months ago
damn.. wish i could do that
AlfiBooy 10 months ago
A rhino's gotta go when a rhino's gotta go
Ashrak2002 10 months ago
This rhyno just had an orgasm.
dannyboiiLP14 10 months ago
Uhh.... Is it fake? I think it's fake and weird.
SeanSohl 10 months ago
hes watering the plants C:
Nekologic 10 months ago 3
hes gardening :P
godserens 11 months ago
gives a whole new meaning to crop dusting.
MrTechnoAlex 11 months ago
What do you guys think is in a bottle of windex?
KrfNYC2 11 months ago
if you u see it say it
smivybear 11 months ago
wow it squirted!!!
asianbroder01 11 months ago
Pee
CareyIwahashi 11 months ago
I think he's carrying a sprinkler
samrose576 11 months ago
I love how everyone collectively goes, "OHHH!" at he beginning, lol!
FlowingDepths 11 months ago
fertilize that shit
poisonorso1999 1 year ago
Mr. Clean Mr. Clean!
CBPCorps 1 year ago
rhino is like " Make way people, i'm spraying odor realeasing poison spray. To put it simply, i'm doing my buisness.
clubpenguin580 1 year ago
Aim down the sight for better accuracy, rhino :)
alfredrull 1 year ago 3
Got Windex?
TheHuskyGT 1 year ago
2 people thought this was squirting porn.
DelicateKiller13 1 year ago 3
"do u mind if i water this tree?"
firebug2868 1 year ago
was it takin a piss
xglove10 1 year ago
what no ones gonna try to say "1 person got sprayed in the face by that rhino" or some shit like that? surprising seems like thats all anyone ever fuckin say on youtube anymore is something about the dislikes
ezgrillz478 1 year ago
that reminds me of the south park episode where they cheese
Gigamomo47 1 year ago 2
ts a sprikler tis tis tis tis
kalebkula 1 year ago
squirt lol
AnimeCraze0 1 year ago
oh come on... whats in the related videos? oh okay "Hippo Crappo"
ill try that one next
VanillaSwirlMan 1 year ago
IT'S A LAWN SPRAYER .
CandlePants 1 year ago
He's watering the grass...... :P
JVsistas 1 year ago
Squirting rhino!
666Tormentor666 1 year ago
This is marking...
529550 1 year ago
So the rhino ate my hose...
luludablogger 1 year ago
"Oh, that's where I spilled my sprite."
"Okay, hose it down."
*ffsssshh*
"And... that's where I spilled my chocolate milkshake."
"Okay, hose it down."
*ffsssshh*
"And... that's where I spilled my milk."
Oversatt 1 year ago
Spray your way to bieber hair.
oliver18754 1 year ago
Better than a spritzer bottle! :o i gotta get me one of those!
Just1nist 1 year ago
He's got the walking sprays!
TheBlastCover 1 year ago
Me gusta.
TheZingBeh 1 year ago
hes watering the grass good boy
popeyetagger 1 year ago
Omg . That was...Huge :O
upsidedowntopsyturvy 1 year ago
Now if you're water sprinkler it broken, well then you all should hired him to spray ur gardens...haha.....even better coz his piss can help the plants grow....haha
miserablepianofreak 1 year ago
i think he needs some tissue....naah maby an industial sized beach towle
RoboticPurple 1 year ago
EEW! ya know i think this was what the dinosaur was doing in the lost world...
randomBAperson 1 year ago
What was that, pee?
SuperLucasRay 1 year ago
@SuperLucasRay NO SHIT, RETARD! WHAT DO YOU THINK IT WAS? JUICE?
sharma19143 1 year ago
@sharma19143 crap you
SuperLucasRay 1 year ago
@sharma19143 actually its not pee is a nuro toxic to mark itsterriory so dont feak
drewandrews1 1 year ago
Firemen : THEY TOOK OUR JOBZ!!!!!!!!
7JDH7NL7 1 year ago 5
@7JDH7NL7 deeyyyy tookerrrjobsss!!!!!
jake23211 1 year ago
Peter Griffin: This spray is not for me
gingerbreadcorpses 1 year ago 5
stop it guys hes saving the world
gabriel666669 1 year ago
Who needs a crop duster wen you have rhinoes
1PARADOXXX 1 year ago
I'd have to down a keg-o-beer to do that !
lladnar71 1 year ago
spray it like the rain
AngeDeTristesse 1 year ago
When you got to go, you go to go.
SixFeetUndr101 1 year ago
Damn that must be Splish Splash to the ants
JollyDaye 1 year ago
i wish i could do that to people.
tylerfry 1 year ago 63
that's called talent.
xIJawnIx 1 year ago
shit its like a water pressure
Jerfanian 1 year ago
Like a shower nozzle.
DragonWarrior349 1 year ago
Can I cheese with that thing?
godboy114 1 year ago
hes watering tha grass
ilygir2 1 year ago 72
A walking fire truck!!
kasnk 1 year ago 4
what the heck o-o
TheShanster1000 1 year ago
lol i was watching a runescape vid and someone i ended up watching this lol! i love youtube
re4zach666 1 year ago
Forget mace I'm taking a rhino for protection
94jg 1 year ago
Rhino graffiti
UkuFromHell 1 year ago