Drunken Tongue Twister Challenge

[Thienin01]

brilliant as always

[BobTheHumanBeing]

The ring of fire  XD

[bugsme10]

does holding my tongue and twisting it count ??

[YVONNE241191]

I keep your promise-we'll get drunk

[CrazyAllyB]

hahha u guys r great theres no way i could do that hats off 2u both lol

[catminima]

5***** and faved!

[catminima]

LOL

Nice reason to drink lots of beer! I have another challenge for you... in Germany it's estimated one of the most difficult tongue twisters in English:

Three Swiss witches watch three Swiss Swatch watch switches. Which Swiss witch watches which Swiss Swatch watch switch?

Isolde ;)

[gardenspoon]

Now that is a difficult tongue twister...

Thanks Isolde. :)

[ladyopinx]

I would have put money on you to win, Paul. I would bet you would have a dexterous tongue. *smiles*

Just a hunch.

*BB*

Linda

[gardenspoon]

Hmmm....interesting. :)

[orangecrushaa]

nice man continue it up

[haggidubious]

Again, science is the real winner here at Gardenspoon. And it's good to see the giraffe getting about again!

[gardenspoon]

Thanks haggi, of course science is our way to proove that lots of beer is needed before the face cannot manipulate words any longer. ;-)

[haggidubious]

What's scary is how Andy's performance was enhanced by beer #3 or so! THAT'S hard data.

[gardenspoon]

Er, you're not getting us mixed up are you...?

[Gathol]

let me just say as i begin to watch this video that i think the dude on the right, i think his hat rocks. the pheasant feather is absolutely dashing, if i may say so with strictly sartorial senses prompting said comment. LOL ok i can't hardly make your words out even in the first 0:25 but i'm gonna see how funny this actually is before rating. ok by for now!

[gardenspoon]

Thanks Gathol,

I speeded quite a few bits up just to fit it under 10 minutes, that might be the part that was difficult to understand.

Yeah, the pheasant is is rather smart. :)

[Gathol]

no no more like it's my ear rather. mostly deaf, no the chipmunk effect was pretty kewel tho. glad the hat got back in. LOL

[YVONNE241191]

better Polish clear,cold vodka!

Great guys!!!

Cheers!

[gardenspoon]

Yeah you're kind of right, I was consider using rum, but then we decided it would look more impressive with beer cans piling up everywhere.

:)

Thanks Yvonne

[winxger]

that was plucking brill.

[gardenspoon]

Thanks Rob. :)

[fredsaCUNT]

retards!

[xxredhead90]

who are you calling retards? it seems to me theres only one retard, and im replying to her

[fredsaCUNT]

her?

[xxredhead90]

ok what, is morwe like it hey dont i hear your momma calling you

[fredsaCUNT]

morwe?

[gardenspoon]

Don't worry Ruth, it's one of my trolls...

[xxredhead90]

yep thats what i heard god will trolls ever just go away? he did piss me off though so i had to reply sorry paul hugs

[gardenspoon]

No need to apologise, and don't worry, remember; these people whould lose a game of scrabble against my dog. ;-)

[xxredhead90]

haters are just losers anyways paul

[Gathol]

4:11 ring of fire. awesome.

[gardenspoon]

The ring of fire is one of the most infectious tunes ever, I was humming this tune all day so it had to become part of the video.

[dogdigger50]

paul did you get a date? you ol son of a gun you

[gardenspoon]

Hang on dude, you'll get me into trouble...

:)

[dogdigger50]

hang on david - david hang on sounds like a song to me lol

[gardenspoon]

Sounds like a rude song to me...

[dogdigger50]

i am a very polite gentleman thank you very much lol

[gardenspoon]

Oh yes I agree, but what a song title ha ha!!

[juliemusic87]

Call tomorrow in the arrival and true spirit of the night;

[juliemusic87]

looooooooooooool

[juliemusic87]

the boyfriend will be of presense all weekend in my house, is there another time of the essence in which you could endever upon my presence.

[gardenspoon]

Well Monday would be good, it wouldn't do have any interuptions would it???

Ha ha!!

[juliemusic87]

lol i love planes

ok see you tomorrow just knock the dorr ill be in lol

[gardenspoon]

Saturday might be better. :)

[juliemusic87]

lol just thought id crack a joke i hope u get to the most talked about today!!

and yes perhaps one day ishall or u can come up either way is there an airport near u

[gardenspoon]

Hmmm, well no. 8 isn't bad, I can't see no. 1 happening though, not until I knock out a video of people falling over accompanied by a cheesy tune in the background and some audience laughter nonsense.(little dig at Ant and Dec there)

I can't see me in a plane though, I'm much happier in my trusty old motor. :)

[juliemusic87]

hahaha your the joke lol

the more i write here the more ahead youll get infront of me in the discuss list lol im so only joking you, and i thank u for the mention your a real sweetheart paul, where abouts in england r ya again

[gardenspoon]

Well that is very nice of you to say...:)

I'm in Surrey, are you thinking of popping down?

[juliemusic87]

no i got the joke was just joking back

[gardenspoon]

What joke? There are no jokes here, it's very serious indeed. :)

[LucasTyme]

lol,hehe.nice 1

[gardenspoon]

Thanks Lucas

[WarlordFeyd]

I'm sure that Johnny Cash's getting his kicks in heaven LMAOAIPOTS plus you kicked Andy's arse LOL--BTW the piss smell might've came previously from your dog in the last video hehe--God bless u both from Mikey! (Faved)

[jeffro1234567891]

cool video..thanks Mikey for the share.

[WarlordFeyd]

You're most welcome as always Jeffro--Paul & Andy, I got another challenge for you--This time, sing some songs inc Ring Of Fire by Johnny Cash in the same inebriated states and let me know when your vid comes out ok?--Toodles from Mikey lol

[gardenspoon]

Thanks Jeffro

[gardenspoon]

With a song like 'Ring od fire' I know Johnny had a sense of humour.

Thank you very much Mikey. :)

[SporeDotCam]

wow, nice!!!! 5/5 favorited!

[gardenspoon]

Hey thanks SporeDotCam

[thedarkglory]

lol funny vid! :)

i like your videos, you are funny and nice! :)

i think i am going to sub you, if you like my videos, please sub back! :D

hope you are going to do many other "challenges"!! ;D

have a nice time =)

[thedarkglory]

yes, sry i forgot, don't know what you do all the day but the challenge starts at: 8:45h and ends at 14:33h lol

it seems like you have a lot of free time ;)

[gardenspoon]

I don't have a lot of spare time really, it was Saturday night, most would be doing eactly this but without the video part.

Thanks very much. :)

[gazmetal]

Ha haaa, the Ruuuur postcard stinking of piss.

[gardenspoon]

Ah Gaz, you noticed, well done dude. Have a pat on the back. :)

[gazmetal]

As long as it's not cow pat

[unclepeanut123]

that was great - i will buy that amazing talking girrafe off u. it is soo coool

pual and andy are awesome

[gardenspoon]

That giraffe thinks he deserves more praise then he's going to get, he's always sneaking in and stealing my thunder!

Thanks Tom

[TheJudasKiss24]

lol. You must be so funny whilst drunk

[gardenspoon]

Everything is funnier when beer is involved. ;-)

[jondavis1234]

You think that's hard? I've tried doing tongue twisters from languages I don't even know. I was drunk and stoned at the same too!

Try harder, Paul.

[gardenspoon]

Yes Sir.

:)

[pencilcollectionpost]

oh, it's wednesday.

[gardenspoon]

Yes...

[juliemusic87]

thats a lovely introduction lol at andy;

im concerened where the piss smell was coming from hope theres a loo in your house and ur not pissing yourself lol

andy tut tut johnny cash

it was about a ring of fire

paul we got it lol

andy like your friend julie haha

[gardenspoon]

I wondered if you'd pick up on your mention...

The smell of piss thing is a subtle joke that only one chap might get btw.

Thanks Julie

[hoffmann9471]

Ok, they are drinking and make blablabla.....( I made only 3000 times...), ok ok :

and "Zungen Brecher" = Tongue twisters....

If they could German tongue twisters they would be good.

Fischers Fritze fischte frische Fische - Frische Fische fischte Fischers Fritze..... 

or

Der Bagdader Dachdecker bepappte das Bagdader Pappdach mit Bagdader Dachpappe...

Much fun with these the next time.....hahaha

Onkel was here

[itsblockdog]

Hey Pete!!! Hi.... I didn't know you could do that too...I've got to start practicing ! :)

[gardenspoon]

Great idea Pete, German tongue twisters, I'll have a go at that. ;)

[Tadek59]

Wow this challenge is pleasant !

Guys walk to the toilet often !

Bravo Paul !

5*****

[gardenspoon]

Thanks Tadek

[Loftier]

I'm teetotal and I have trouble with that one so this was a pretty heroic effort. If ever they ask me for someone to play Freewheelin' Franklin and Pheanis in a movie production of The Fabulous Freak Brothers, would you like me to put your names forward lol.

[gardenspoon]

Thanks Loftier,

Yeah put our names in dude, we're up for anything. Almost.

[itsblockdog]

Sounds good to me....I thought yous were gonna have some "Spam" with the beer too....and then some more beer with beer

[xxredhead90]

yuk spam with beer that sounds nasty lol

[itsblockdog]

Maybe so but, dogs like it .... they don't care how it sounds ..... you know; a little garlic salt with mustard, some lard gravy, spam, beer.....mmmm I'm hungry

[gardenspoon]

Spam and beer...might be quite good, I'm hungry too now.

[MarkEdwardGGS]

you guys are plucking funny I wish I was having a beer playing that crazy game there

[gardenspoon]

You can always join in :)

[ravisinghbeats]

you guys should send a demo to rockafella. 5*

[gardenspoon]

Rockafella? Is he one of your contacts?

[ravisinghbeats]

LOL!!!! it's jay z's record label.

[villesangel69]

this is cool! lol

[gardenspoon]

Thanks villesangel :)

[tomken8dy]

That's Guinness STOUT, ya bloody wanker

What's the RED can?

Holsten i recognize.

The giraffe should have competed too.

[gardenspoon]

Guinness it is, one of my favourite drinks. :)

The red stuff is TangleFoot, a lovely fruity ale that you probably can't get where you live.

Holsten is the cheapo stuff.

The giraffe didn't want to compete as he has dihorea. :)

[tomken8dy]

All three of you are fucking nuts.

(nutters, that is :-)

[gardenspoon]

Yeah? Come and have a chew then ;-)

[tomken8dy]

I don't speak ENGLISH English but I know when I've been insulted

i think.........

[gardenspoon]

I do speak ENGLISH English, and I DON'T know when I when I being insulted, not always anyway.

Do you like Guinness?

:)

[tomken8dy]

Guinness ain't my cup of tea.......

[gardenspoon]

Oh, it is mine, but then so is Earl Grey.

[tomken8dy]

I like Earl Grey but I drink green tea very heavily.

[gardenspoon]

Never tried that, I drink too much coffe to taste anything beyond curry and mature cheese, oh and beer of course. :)

[tomken8dy]

A pity, it is, m8............

[SherifG1]

Very Cool Guys very funny

[gardenspoon]

Thanks Sherif. :)

[sonnyamped74]

I think I heard you say cunt a few times

[gardenspoon]

Yeah, I should have mentioned that there may be a little bad language...

[triggerhappy778]

they only get better lol

[gardenspoon]

Hey cool, you like this then. :)

[anippygirl]

Well, have a few more for me then.....LOL!

[gardenspoon]

If we had a drink for everyone we know we'd be in hospital by now...

[drdrtfehytf]

I love England. I would like to visit there one day.

What is the point of only going there for four days. One would either be seeing a lot of things for just a split second, or staying at the hotel room and local neighbourhood the whole time.

The best way to travel to England is to stay there for at least a month. That is how I would like to travel in England.

[gardenspoon]

I guess so, I would probably feel the same way about America. I went to France for 4 days and didn't want to come home so quickly.

[anippygirl]

That is hilarious! Thaks red for share! 5***** Paul! Thanks!

[gardenspoon]

Thank you Linda. :)

Who's red? Hang on, I think I might know...

[dogdigger50]

duh who's red? ruthie duh

[gardenspoon]

That's who I thought, but I had to think for a second...

[xxredhead90]

ha ha ha ha funny paul whos red? give ya one guess lmao you did drink a beer for me lmao

[gardenspoon]

Ah Ruth, you are back, must be a late night for you. ;-)

[anippygirl]

more like 10 by the sounds of it...lmao ruth!!!

[xxredhead90]

arent they funny

[juliemusic87]

on my way to bed paul promise to watch this in morning

[gardenspoon]

Thanks Julie, I'm sure you'll find it unsufferable. :)

[delboy1978uk]

lol nice one guys! i might need to help you with that scottish accent though ;) wasnt too bad though :P

how about this one:

How many cans can a canner can if a canner can can cans? A canner can can as many cans as a canner can can if a canner can can cans!

[gardenspoon]

Hey Derek,

The accent was quite inpromtu...I just wanted to find a way of dropping a few good friends names in there. :)

I've not heard that tongue twister before, I'm sure I could get it easy enough though...can you?

Thanks mate

[delboy1978uk]

of course! :-P heres a game for both of you: you say fuzzy duck then andy says ducky fuzz then you say fuzzy duck and andy would say ducky fuzz again etc until one of you try to catch the other out by asking 'does he?' so if andy said 'does he?' then you would swap and say ducky fuzz etc. i'm sure you see where this leads... :-P

[gardenspoon]

Hmm, I've just tried that by myself and didn't go wrong, if Andy joins in though I'm sure you'll know what'll happen. :)

[dogdigger50]

i tried to sat that but it came out i'm a not pheasent fucker i'm a pheasent fuckers son ect. lol

[gardenspoon]

You've just reminded me of where I first heard this tongue twister, Billy Connely spouted it out while advertising an alcohol-free beer, but that was years ago...

[dogdigger50]

i heard t hat part about juuuulie lol and saw you blush lol she is kinda cute huh?

[gardenspoon]

Don't start, I don't want to get into trouble...

[dogdigger50]

can't believe andy lost i had him picked to win

[gardenspoon]

The chilli and the food contest I was unsure on who win, but I knew I had an advantage with this one; I've been able to speak fluent bullshit most of my life. ;-)

[dogdigger50]

it's good to be able to talk bullshit very well. you never know when you might want to talk to a bull

[gardenspoon]

I did a stint as a salesman for a couple of years...;-)

[dogdigger50]

so you mean now you are selling bullshit on yt?lol

[gardenspoon]

Oh dear...you've got me figured out...

[dogdigger50]

it was easy - you talk too much in your sleep lol

[gardenspoon]

You've heard that then...? Apparently I shout in my sleep, and I become one of my characters in dream-bo-bo-land.

[dogdigger50]

yeah i think andy made a vid of you shouting in your sleep and put it on yt. iv'e seen it awhile back lol

[gardenspoon]

Wow that wouldn't surprise me, he can be quite evil you know.

[dogdigger50]

and that is why we like andt so much lol

[gardenspoon]

I bet he's cooking some evil plan right now. ;-)

[dogdigger50]

let us hope. so he needs some revenge . hmmm maybe he can use you for a sled ha ha ha that would make a funny video

[gardenspoon]

You are backing the wrong side dude, the score is 2-1, I'm bound to win the next challenge, and I hope I don't regret saying that.

[dogdigger50]

i don't mean to put any pressure on andy but iv'e put all my life savings on andy to win.

[gardenspoon]

You're just saying that to make me determined, I bet you've put the cash on me really. Anyway, what is the betting shops odds then...?

[dogdigger50]

in vegas they got it a 1000 to 1 in favor of andy .lol your going down dude! lol

[gardenspoon]

That's really annoying, anyway, what do they know about gambling in Vegas?

[dogdigger50]

got me although i hear they do a little of that kind of stuff there. andy better win i can't afford to loose my last ten dollars lol

[gardenspoon]

If Andy wins the next challenge I will give you $10...:)

[dogdigger50]

but the odds are 1000 to 1 won't that make it $10,000

[gardenspoon]

Yeah, but I'm not working with these Vegas odds, and I haven't got $10,000, I've got £113, and I need that for petrol. Yummy :)

[dogdigger50]

okay i'll take the 113 pounds and you can walk sounds good to me lol

[gardenspoon]

Oh thanks, that's really generous of you, mind you I may as well ski as the snow is still here...

[gardenspoon]

That is a good idea, but with one flaw...I won't have any money left to buy a bike if Andy wins the next challenge...not taht he will, I'll cheat if I have to.

[dogdigger50]

i heard you like to aaaa shall we say cut corners a little? andy can still take you lol

[gardenspoon]

That is fighting talk, he'll get a big head you know.

[dogdigger50]

that is another cool idea -- a boxing match . nothing quite like a round of a gentlemans sport

[gardenspoon]

Ha ha! Imagine that, we did discuss a game of chucking things at each other, there may still be some mileage in that.

[dogdigger50]

you mean like daggers or tennis balls or the like. i think daggers would be a great vid. of course you would have to a doctor on standby just in caseof an accident lol

[gardenspoon]

Daggers? Yeah! That'd be great, I'd love to chuck a dagger at Andy. Of course, if we were to be throwing daggers though, an accident wouldn't be a hit; it'd be a miss. ;-)

[dogdigger50]

lmao brothers in arms or maybe brothers at arms lol

[gardenspoon]

That's right, just a friendly maiming...:)

[dogdigger50]

sorry paul i gotta go under troll attack this might be fun

[dogdigger50]

that was really cool how you put me and ruth in the video. so cheers

[gardenspoon]

Thanks David, I sometimes like to mention the cool people I know, I've name-dropped a few others too. :)

[dogdigger50]

i tried to say that toungue twister and it came out all wrong sober and i was sober

[gardenspoon]

Ha ha! You won't be challenging me then eh?

;-)

[dogdigger50]

no challenge sober anyway lol

[mindfulmusic78]

haha,Great stuff!!

[mindfulmusic78]

I've never seen a Guiness can like that before,neato!!!

[gardenspoon]

Have you not, I thought that's what they looked like all around the world...

Thanks mindfuldude. :)

[alphasimaed]

hahahaha goood DUDE

[gardenspoon]

Thank you very much alphasimaed. :)

[abbeyharry1952]

You guys just get funnier ! 5***** Thanks For Sharing-by the way is that a pheasant feather in your hat ? Keep Smiling

[gardenspoon]

I think it is a pheasant feather, my brother finds all sorts of stuff...

Thanks Mary

[Darwinsgift]

Holsten Pils after Tangle Foot ... ouch! ... seemed like fun though!

[gardenspoon]

Holsten and Tanglefoot is a real let down, and as I drunk it I instantly remembered that add that Griff Ryce Jones (or however you spell it) getting sacked for anoucing his displeasure of the stuff. :)

Thanks Darwin's G

[christopherinsc1981]

looks like a fun reason to get drunk at least lol

[gardenspoon]

It was a great reson to get drunk.

Thanks Christopher. :)