Proof That Germans Have A Sense Of Humor (South Park)

[bitsnbytes1000]

dam i just laughed my ass off..... aldo i do like das germans

[derletztehalbling]

Ich finde es einfach zum Totlachen , nur gut das es in der deutschen Version so unverändert gezeigt wurde!

[Biohalomonster]

Muslibox^^

[3ninichan3]

I'm german and I only understand what he is saying when I read the english translation xD

[ElComandante027]

A German...tries to speak german...and fails...

God Bless the United States -_-

[Rieke4240]

this German guy has a French accent...

[3ninichan3]

@Rieke4240 and chienese xD

[BuTTerKek5]

loool^^

[adhdcrackheadpimp]

Ich bin die sheisse

[3ninichan3]

@adhdcrackheadpimp Gut zu wissen :D

[MinecraftSouth]

Ik werde jetz en deutsch witz sagen: Un Wutztmaker kauft en Muslibox.

Ik werde jetz noch ander witz sagen: ??? knock west, knock west??? xD

[Juansitinho]

hahahahahahahaha SCHWEINHOLD wie geil is das denn?????????

[oday682]

@Juansitinho I'm curious to know how Germans feel about this stereotype , It's terrible

[wwwtotalitaerde]

@oday682 The German BND is the renamed 3rd Reich GESTAPO.The BND had organized the delegate Scheuermann of our county to visit or home.To allow him to personally experience how my brother and our parents had been tortured.The BND continued to torture my brother.He was assassinated on July 11th2009.Half a year after the assassination of my brother the CDU delegate Mappus from our district town Pforzheim was made prime minister of the German land of Baden Würtemberg.

[Roccox5]

The canibal joke works for me! Haha..

[jun0502]

this is truly proof

[TheDaniSahni]

War es denen zu teuer einen echten Deutschen für diese Szene zu nehmen, wenn kein englischer Untertitel dagestanden wäre, hätte ich nichts verstanden :D

[kensley94]

Roflmao!!!!

[skittles10001000]

lol

[itotalyhateallthings]

free schweinhold buttons 0:23 0:23 0:23 0:23 0:23 0:23

[spacki13]

@itotalyhateallthings Schweinehund verdammt! :D Ist doch nich' so schwer zu verstehen-.-

[yaboyclear]

in soviet russian bad jokes tells germans to you

[penguinchip]

@yaboyclear Damn that so was hilarious.

[l3laxxx]

that sounds like dutch, not german^^

[Shtrlac]

A sausage maker buys a box of cereal.

[derWahreSirRichfield]

there's not even knock knock jokes in germany =D

[pocketdynamo87]

@derWahreSirRichfield Because knock-knock-jokes aren't even funny.

[derWahreSirRichfield]

@pocketdynamo87 in der tat

[KillaZQueen]

lol this voice lmao sounds like a asian tries to speak german haha

[Atheist2006]

These jokes are funnier than those cracked by Mario Barth.

[SoutheGarden]

yo South Park makes fun of every race, every country and every culture..

[PattyManZ28]

I wish I knew German :(

[DasWeiseVomEi]

@PattyManZ28 thats a very bad german in this video im german and even i must read the subtiles.

[1987bisdann]

Also ich bin nicht beleidigt...

nur traurig:(......ich geh jetzt in der Ecke schmollen...:(

Ha neues Germanklischee^^

[TscheePee1992]

Im German and I think this is damn funny! My Father used to tell me this Knock Knock Jocke ;()

South Park ftw...

[Frosty1979]

Hmm to me as a German, the Germans in this clip sound like they got dubbed by some Japanese... but well still closer to how real German sounds as in most Hollywood movies...^^

Btw the joke was extremely funny! ;)

[Nhazrel]

Sag nicht mir, dass es "Schweinehund" heißt, sondern "Ihm" ... :o)

[JigsawHatesNow]

@Nhazrel es heisst schweinebärmann!

[Phreestuffpl0x]

knackwurst, knackwurst ...wer ist das?  xD

[axelmuenster]

hä???



[zerosum31]

It's SchweinHUND

[TheDest900]

I laughed XD

[oscarfivehundredand]

HAHA! germans are so gay! they have no humour which is why they think it's normal to try and take over the world!

[Badjokemaker]

@oscarfivehundredand I'm german and I can laugh about that nonesense

[Frosty1979]

@oscarfivehundredand LOL! You obviously take the stereotyping of Germans in this cartoon, way too seriously...

[Andromedamilad]

Einer der Topkommis hat keinen Daumen hoch XD

[l3laxxx]

wie geil die folge war :D

und für die, die sich beleidigt fühlen: southpark verarscht alles und jeden da gibt es keinen unterschied zwischen japanern, amerikanern, europäern etc. :)

wenn ihr beleidigt seid, unterstreicht das sogar noch den kern der folge ;)

[ColaPac]

@l3laxxx

Vor allem ist jeder Schwanz, der sich darüber aufregt DAS in der Folge angesprochene Klischee eines Deutschen.

[BozzBalkan]

@l3laxxx Die "beleidigen" nicht willkürlich irgendetwas. Dir ist schon klar dass da ne message dahintersteckt? So verrückt south park aus sein mag, hinter jeder Folge steckt etwas Wahres. Wenn du mich fragst ist Deutschland als humorlosestes Land der Welt gar nicht Mal so unrealistisch =)

[l3laxxx]

@BozzBalkan na das ist ja sowieso klar, dass hinter jeder folge eine message steckt. eigentlich ist southpark ja nicht weiter als eine verfilmte karrikatur. aber ich denke nicht, dass sie sagen wollten dass deutschland das humorloseste land ist.

[BozzBalkan]

@l3laxxx Es ist jedenfalls das was die meisten Amerikaner denken^^

[0099ffgg]

@BozzBalkan na dann sind die ja wieder zufrieden

[Cyberjunge9]

@l3laxxx Hey welche Folge war es denn?

[Nhazrel]

@Cyberjunge9

Das ist Staffel 15, Folge 2 "Funnybot". Die ist richtig SCHWEINHOLD-mäßig! ;-)

[SteveMaster44]

Ich finds nur seltsam, dass die Merkel in einer früheren Folge normal gedubbt wurde und hier nicht.

XDD

[Nhazrel]

SCHWEINHOLD! ^^

[87solarsky]

@Nhazrel Das heist: Schweinehund!

[ptango666]

@Nhazrel It´s Schweinehund! Litteraly translates to Pigdog...

[spacki13]

@Nhazrel Schweinehund ...

[CapitalBhoy78]

Germans are great people but they really do need to learn to take a joke. You have a great country - much better than USA - but Americans do know how to take a joke. For example "And here comes President George W Bush as he makes his 2nd inauguration speech which guarantees he will have been at the white house for 8 years".

[haveahorst]

Das war echt lustig. Ich versteh gar nicht worüber sich alle immer aufregen, von wegen die Deutschen haben keinen Humor. Dieses Video ist der Gegenbeweis, die Witze waren eins A spitzensahne.. SCHWEINHUND XD

[LeviaThunderPlus]

Schäuble steht!

[tellthetruthyoumoron]

Also leute, ich denke was man hier sieht kommt der realität extrem nahe. Wenn bedenkt, das ihr es schafft über den pocher, den raab und den stromberg zu lachen. Da muss ich sagen das dumme gestammel des bundespräsidenten hier kommt dem müll im fernsehen schon extrem nahe. Und dieser übertriebene gefakte stolz ist auch schockierend, kurz vor der szene schnauft der bps wie ein verückter. Deutsche sind wahrlich ambilvalent.

[K86bG]

@tellthetruthyoumoron

Weiter wird dem "Deutschen" Minderwertigkeitskomplexe und Schuldgefühle eingelullert.

Interessant wie viel Erfolg der Western damit auch bei einigen zu haben scheint. ;)

[wwwtotalitaerde]

Dont let yourself be manipulated by German snitchers trolling the internet searching for opportunities to bleach their Deutschland.German soldiers trying to evade fighting were hunted and assasinated till the last day. Concentration camp inmates were forced to march long distances. If they could not carry on they were murdered on the spot, the bodies left behind. Germans being seen as possible collaborators with the allies were systematically murdered.

[Verrsus]

I'm german and although it's not even real german I am laughing my ass off.

[Phreestuffpl0x]

i love them jokes :)

[markusspitz]

this video prooves another thing:

using google translator doesn't enable you guys speaking german. it prooves that you americans are just the most ignorant and dumbest people in the whole world. congratulations

[neumi107]

@sAdamorookie `cause you are German...how could you possibly get a joke

[megalomania345]

ok, based on the subtitles i interpret the first joke as:

it's an oxymoron for a german to get a box of cerials becaus "we know" all they eat is sausage

The second joke: cannibal wants to eat him. He: no i'll kill you first.

This one wants to say: germans like cannibalism themselfes i guess

[Kaspersche0815]

sounds more korean than german ^^

[oMkRnRTz]

i loved the reaction of the newsanchor: he first wanted to say something then he stopped and was thinking about the joke he just hearded =D

[towelie86]

the most funny thing is here, that the guy doesnt rly speak german

[J0J0McM0M0]

Wat is das denn für ne Sprache? ;DD

[lizwisler11]

if youre a german getting angry at this joke, then youre proving that you have no sense of humor. just sayingg..

[000000AEA000000]

@lizwisler11 I don't get it... If germans point out, that this is not german, they have no sense of humour? Is this american logic?

[lizwisler11]

@000000AEA000000 well obviously South Park is just joking and if you can't take a joke then that's saying something..

[000000AEA000000]

@lizwisler11 1: you have a german name.

2: look at the comment above you........ its not german, so how can we laugh about it?

I can laugh perfectly about "germans who say nice things" - because its funny, or about "German Father" here on youtube. THATS HILARIOUS.

But what is supposed to be funny about that? its not even German.

A bit of niveau is the base of humour for me.

[lizwisler11]

@000000AEA000000 i know it's really bad German, i can speak a little bit of german. but that wasn't the joke. but you guys have different senses of humor i guess. No offence though, Germany is a cool country :)

[TelumehtarOriOn]

@lizwisler11

I am German and this is funny! But you are right, it's really bad German.

[SuperFunkDoctor]

its true germans arent funny ...awkwardddd

[entewente]

Google translator and Americans trying to speak German.

And how the fuck is Schäubele able to walk? :D

Nevertheless it's fucking hilariious, I love South Park^^

[Trollklinge]

@mockjiggah no, these rtl, sat1 and pro7 comedians are crap. Mario Barth or Mittermeier are very funny and we have very funny cabaret artists.

@TheMrs0range that's just proofs that's you are stupid.

I love my fatherland. :p

[StrangeFab]

@Trollklinge Mario Barth ಠ_ಠ Kennste? Kennste? Kennste? <.<

[GentlewomanMcUnknown]

OK the german "jokes" in this one aren't funny at all but thats what makes it funny again xD And I must say.. I couldn't understand what they said xD I'm German so I should understand German xD and this one.. well for me it sounds like an asian trying to speak a mix between german and some non existing words = funny xD but the best thing is when Angela Merkel starts speaking and she has a male voice xD WTF? xD so funny . At last I think wie Germans have humor and some good comedians too ;)

[Moleplay]

@GentlewomanMcUnknown

We have good comedians ?

[GentlewomanMcUnknown]

@Moleplay yeah some .. a few at least ^^ Mittermeier is not bad or Bernhard Hoeker I also like Dieter Nuhr.. just as example

[SABOMASO]

das is soo genial :D:D:D

[1991Boondox]

Knockverst Knockverst xD

[mockjiggah]

i'm living in germany and i have to say: germans are NOT funny. all our comedians are super, super embarrassing and pathetic. true story.

[ScoxzS]

Haha.

Over Germany laughs America, over America the whole world !

( That's a German joke :P )

[TheMrs0range]

Okay seriously why did I laugh so hard at that sausage maker joke?! :D

I guess that's a proof that we Germans don't have intelligent humor :D

[MrMadmayr]

@mkf0528 well, that's not a sense of humor but ignorance :p

[mkf0528]

Germans are pissed off about a TV show making fun of them....proof that they have no sense of humor. I'm American and we get blasted everyday by people all around the globe. We laugh it off and really don't give a shit.

[Brandt761]

Dumb. So. Dumb. South Park really failed on this episode. First of all it's a dumb proposition. Most English speakers don't speak German, therefore they can't tell whether German jokes are funny. If you want to find out, watch "Mein Fuhrer" with Helge Schneider.

Second, it's a rare example of South Park idiotically doing what everone else was doing that week, which was to mock Germans (after Germany criticized the US). So it's not just conformist, but politically so. Fie and shame.

[Tw33K]

Didn't realize Germans were so sensitive

[buehlerama]

@Tw33K one more word AND IT WILL BE WAR AGAIN!

[INDEINGESICHTful]

also so spricht man ja auch deutsch hier wir sprechens nur alle falsch^^

[Smokey672000]

The south park makers should know that the google translation makes not every time a context sensitive sense

[TheKClock]

....i´m german ...and i can´t understand one fucking word !!!

[tanGo8with8me]

NOCKWEST NOCKWEST!!! xD

[Daniel92941]

nur doof dass schäuble im rollstuhl sitzt ihr ami idioten. außerdem is das kein deutsch, das is holländisch oder so. >:(

[Forgedelver]

Why didn't they take a german native speaker? I don't get it.

[TelumehtarOriOn]

Das ist so übertrieben dämlich, dass es schon wieder lustig ist. Ich musste lachen.

[SCH0K0S0SSE]

lol thats not really german xD its like a chines reads english xD

[ArmandoBellagio]

@SCH0K0S0SSE yeah, the accent sound East Asian, not German

[Narguhl]

Warum STEHT Schäuble?!

[OropherThranduil]

@Narguhl

warum klingt merkel wie en mann.

und den witz mit dem rollstuhltyp der nur noch durch en blinken komminuzieren kann hatten sie schon früh, also die star trek parodie.

außerdem macht south park sich irgendwie net über normale rollstuhlfahrer lustig, siehe timmy, außer chris reeve, aber da gings ja mehr um stammzellen als ihn.

[HelloShitti]

this sounds funny when you understand the german language.

[Daniel92941]

@HelloShitti thats not german

[HelloShitti]

@Daniel92941 Witzigerweise verstehe ich deutsch gut und das ist deutsch für mich. -.-'

[fhatthewuck87]

@HelloShitti

was is des bitte für deutsch? :O

[HelloShitti]

@fhatthewuck87 Die WÖRTER sind doch Deutsch oder was für eine Sprache ist das für dich? Oo

[fhatthewuck87]

@HelloShitti

ne für mich is des ne mich is des ne mischungaus holländisch, mit nem thailänder der deutsche vocabeln aus dem stegreif sagen muss auch wenn erst nur einmal im leben gelesen hat mit ein bischen gerolltem R :D

[pante94]

I do like South Park a lot and the message behind this scene is clear!

Americans never will get an overview of the world, they just tell the world how powerful and unique they are.

But they forget to consider existing the rest of the world!

Germans DO have a very intelligent sense of humor but some people are just to slow to understand the "joke".

But it depends on the American education system which is only based on America and some other countries' history and political systems.

[Scherid]

as a german i don't understand a thing, maybe when i'm a hillbilly redneck from texas i understand the funny scene and it's jokes :)

[fhatthewuck87]

who translated that? :O thats aweful german, although a friend from south africa spooke flewntlier german with me then the speaker ;D aweful :D

[Streif337]

@fhatthewuck87

@Games4Fail

@MrKueltruhe14

Ihr raffts nicht oder? South Park wird zu 90% von den South Park-Schöpfern selbst gesprochen, wie auch in diesem Fall und die interessiert es einen Scheiss ob korrektes Deutsch benutzt wird oder nicht. Warum auch? Die Show ist nicht für uns gemacht.

Dass der Deutsche bei diesem Clip als einziges bemerkt, dass kein korrektes Deutsch gesprochen wird, ist schon eine derb ironische Unterstreichung des Klischees, das hier aufgewärmt wird.

FACEPALM!

[fhatthewuck87]

@Streif337

hier is ja n richtiges south park genie oder?

mir kanns egal sein is trotzdem schlechtes deutsch und ich mag southpark mega aber wenn man dann sieht wie die amerikaner des glauben schau dir mal die kommentare an.ich hab ehrlich kein bock also humorlos dargestellt zu werden nur weil des paar amys ernst nehmen xPP aber solang du zufrieden bist jemanden reden zu hören der "deutsch" redet und dadurch dein land in den dreck zieht obwohls nur gesprochener dünnschiss is viel spaß

[SuperFunkDoctor]

@Streif337 wow danke endlich einer der die erschreckende wahrheit begriffen und ausformuliert hat! danke ! some faith in humanity was restored :)

[towelie86]

@Streif337 jupp, ist echt nen Klischee, dass gerade die Muttersprachler das bemerken, nicht?

FACEPALM

[Streif337]

@towelie86

Fail!

Ein Video macht sich über den Fakt lustig, dass die Deutschen alles viel zu ernst nehmen und keinerlei Humor aufweisen. Der Deutsche sieht das Video und stellt fest: HIER WIRD ABER GAR KEIN RICHTIGES DEUTSCH VERWENDET UM UNS ZU VERARSCHEN!

Was unterstreicht das? Richtig.. Genau die Ausgangsposition des Videos: Nämlich: Dass der Deutsche alles viel zu ernst nimmt und keinerlei Humor aufweist.

Hast du es jetzt auch kapiert oder muss ich es noch billiger formulieren?

[towelie86]

@Streif337 LOL, du hast meinen Kommentar in keinster Weise verstanden was? Ich habe noch nicht einmal annähernd Bezug auf deine Aussage "Deutsche würden keinerlei Humor aufweisen" genommen, sondern auf die Begründung, dass nur Deutsche dies bemerken würden...

Hast du es jetzt auch kapiert oder muss ich es noch billiger formulieren?

fail

[Streif337]

@towelie86

Nein du hast meinen Kommentar falsch verstand, anders ist dein Statement dazu nicht zu verstehen, weil es ansonsten keinerlei Sinn macht und das weißt du auch, also lassen wir die Spielereien. Wie dem auch sei, hau rein!

[towelie86]

@Streif337 nicht wirklich.... ich gebe dir nur einen Tipp: Spiel dich in Zukunft nicht so auf... du bist dazu anscheinend nicht in der Lage

[MrKueltruhe14]

das ist kein deutsch das sind amerikaner die google überstezer benutzt haben

[Games4Fail]

Please in the next time use German speakers for German peoples not stupid guys they never speak German. The speakers are awful, but Angela (M)Ferkel(Ferkel means pig) has a good speaker :D

[sleeper07sleeper]

@Games4Fail du bist scheisse

[Games4Fail]

@sleeper07sleeper Begründung warum ich aus scheisse bestehe?

[sleeper07sleeper]

@Games4Fail dein englisch und deine schlechten witze

[Games4Fail]

@sleeper07sleeper Schön du dann bist du auch scheiße herr arschloch -.-

[MurderManSam]

The one about the cannibal kills me.

[TheName123456789]

Klopf Klopf , wer ist da?

[BiChecker]

knockverst, knockverst :DDD

[Majik47]

Shveinhunt! ick verde you next umbringen. Ve Germans vil rule ze vorld vuns more. And zen you vil sink agen about postink such ugly video shveineries.

[buehlerama]

we have started two world wars for less!

[gnhtd1]

LOL, sogar Google-übersetzter ist besser als deren Ausprache

[alecman95]

@gnhtd1 Genius -.-

[bfmeIInundin]

???

[Sweny60]

lol google übersetzer

[batujable]

German humor suck ! they're still laughing at "see you next year" "joke".

[shizo663]

@batujable dunno, tell me the joke please :)

[batujable]

@shizo663 Well.. as straight as it can be.. saying each other see you next year at 31th of december and meeting again at january... literally they're seeing each other after a year.. funny thing is when they say this, they still blink or do other mimmicks for making sure that you get the joke : )

[RagingJaggi]

@batujable Knock Knock .... fuck dat

What does happen if a black guy and an kraken a wud get a baby ?

Dunno, but it could harvest alot of cotton for sure. gnhahaha

[Daniel92941]

@batujable amy humor sucks

[apeson89]

wenn das gescheites deutsch ist will ich kein deutscher mehr sein xD

[flupoop]

google translator?

[michael221185]

wie der akzent mal so gar nicht deutsch ist xD

[stefany88888]

South Park doesn´t have budget to hire Germans to speak well. The U. S. A. crise is affecting them too. As education, public health & everything else there. I am not German. I am a Latin American that will be German in 3 years. I feel very happy living in Southern Germany. German have a very intelligent sense of humor. USA people NEVER will understand how funny Germans and Europeans are. Toooo complicated for their brains. :-)

[TimTebro15]

@stefany88888 You know what, you people are unbelievable. I hope the guys at South Park continue to keep making fun of idiots like you.

[stefany88888]

@TimTebro15 Idiots don´t speak 7 languages fluently. How many languages are you able to speak reasonably well? :-)

[TimTebro15]

@stefany88888 The fact that you're bum hurt over a South Park episode is a bit idiotic. But, good job on the seven languages, I can only speak two. You must be quite the linguist!

[szeddezs]

@stefany88888

But for that matter, does comedy have to be complex? American humor is just way more direct, but that doesnt mean it can't be intelligent humor. i for one think German comedy (except for political cabaret) is extemely dull.

[Theonewiththebighair]

@stefany88888 I'm Austrian, you probably know that country due to the fact it borders with Germany and we're speaking German there. All the shit you said right there is prejudiced and dumb. The Germans should be ashamed to have you in their country.

Not because you're Latin American, but because there's another stupid hater there who makes all of us Europeans look narcissistic and cocky. Lay down the hate and become a bit more open minded.

<--- 16 y/o btw

[LAdyGreen1110]

I'm not German ( I am Austrian), but I make the presumption that you do not talk so. I look for this too much Pro 7. ^^

[felixIxilef]

actually it's a proof that googletranslater sux, cause what he speaks sounds more like chinease to most of the germans, i guess...

[jlamanna83]

Oh lord its SOUTH PARK are you guys really getting upset..... Have you seen the episodes where they dog on the CANADIANS..... So far the show hasn't hurt their feelings. Its a comedy show and a poor one at that but its just a show.

[Terminator000001]

Ich muss mir das erst 5 mal ansehen, damit ich das halbwegs verstehen kann. ^^

[Lintflas]

I guess Americans and British will be shocked when they find out that the Germans actually have a fantastic sense of humour.

[Morentivo]

Both Topcomments proof that german people have no sense of humor :D

[TheAvestor]

@Morentivo we have a sense of humor, but we just like our own ones, but sometimes foreign are funny, especially the stereo types about us ;D

[megasohn]

bester klopf klopf witz!

[Yinvampir]

in the end they are right.

Our politicians aren´t really funny. LOL

[TodernstRecords]

Schweinhund! Ick werde u nickt umpringen!

WOW, the irony in that all these german people are confused about the "german" south park is speaking. It's a joke, it's like Team America. Perhaps with clip is closer to the truth than I thought.