Alone, an ass, alone. A pair of buttocks, perfected, pock less. No slaps of glad palms over my lone fat flesh. No blood clasping vows. No ballad of sacrifice at the god buns altar at the peak of my muscular flesh pedestals. It can only be praised in the space above speech or thought. So, do me a favor. Don’t strain. No voices should go out for me. I know what I have, alone. A spectacular ass, alone. – Musov Shoko
If you are a fan of Tim & Eric click on my name, please? This is a suggestion. Not spam. You see those videos over there on the right? Those are SUGGESTIONS, scroll up a bit at look at the top of the list...see? Suggestions. I'm not trying to sell glistening fluid scabbed dildos used on pups. Just wanna gander 'n peek. You can't mark those SUGGESTIONS to your right as spam so don't mark mine as that. If you think my videos suck give this a thumbs down, if you like them, thumbs up! Thank you.
quite a bit darker than some of their other material. the funniest part is that there are millions of americans that live just like this! this is the greatest country in the world!
Fuck yeah dude!! Tim and Eric have been the SHIT since I first watched it 4 or 5 years ago! I swear they need to make a movie for the theater! I would be first in line! And to all the T&E haters...FUCK OFF!
Uh, I love Tim and Erik, but my God....this is just WAY TOO RUDE, What were they thinking???? And the comments are fucking stupid and demented. "I just came all over my chest"? What are you, a perverted homo??? Fuck YOU and FUCK TIM AND ERIC FOR THIS PIECE OF SHIT....FUCK YOU-U-U-U-U-U-!!!!
@PersephoneSwimming Your face is unwatchable and in my opinion is the work of 2 people who are, at the very least, ambivalent about their tremendous hatred towards each other (your ugly parents fyi) so take a nap and stfu.
@tygersflowerz i know i know... i was on the cusp of posting the reply when i started thinking, "this might make you look like a know it all douche "... and it did!... i stand by my decision though! LoL
I know they are gonna take this off cause of the greed that exists in the world. I want to dry hump you like a Terry for posting this thank you sooo much : ) Fuccccckkkk yyyyyeeeewwwwwwww!
@GreyCornelius oops it got worst... but i got it now, just remove the yt:stretch=4:3 and keep the other,
if it still dont work, you could try to remove the other one, but trust me those tags can make things look better, they can make things happier they can even make it rain
Weird tags: # lying obama # obama been lyin # illegal obama # not my president # birth certificate # illegal usurper # socialist apologist # marxist satan # death panels # flying lotus # kenyan president # impeach barry soetero # traitor muslim # muslim president # not christian
I'm definitely watching "What is in the basket?" Next
fajitaboys 8 hours ago
A masterpiece.
terepotere 20 hours ago
"Get the fuck out of my pussy. Fuck you."
Steve128967 3 days ago
I felt like I was watching a national geographic special on trailer-trash! XD
kevinrox666 6 days ago
"fuckin' howmo"
TheAUBREYURINE 1 week ago
"I don't speak chicken"
SuperSpanishChicken 2 weeks ago
Oh my god, that puppet vagina.
sbarnes2011 3 weeks ago
"FUCK YEAH" is like.. every trashy tweaker's mating call.
smash8979 1 month ago
woow.. i lived the gay version of this life. this is hilarious, and all too real.
smash8979 1 month ago
0:38 best part of the video
TheClupster 1 month ago
This is fucked up. But funny...
SausageFestNation 2 months ago
Better love story than twilight? I think so,
NoMoeNonesense 2 months ago
Reddit
RichIsArrogant 2 months ago
Someone PLZ tell me the soundtrack of this flying lotus song i need it whats the title
EkuLivant 2 months ago
Like if you're a 17 year old black, homeschooled girl watching this! ...no. I'm the only one?? Oh okay
suburbanwarzone 3 months ago 3
This was ...so touching I wish my parents would stop fighting :(..
suburbanwarzone 3 months ago
Tim is pretty fucking scary in this show x )
Picksulls 3 months ago
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Alone, an ass, alone. A pair of buttocks, perfected, pock less. No slaps of glad palms over my lone fat flesh. No blood clasping vows. No ballad of sacrifice at the god buns altar at the peak of my muscular flesh pedestals. It can only be praised in the space above speech or thought. So, do me a favor. Don’t strain. No voices should go out for me. I know what I have, alone. A spectacular ass, alone. – Musov Shoko
musov 4 months ago
Guh-bye, bye.
CapRhodes1 4 months ago
OH YEEEE-AAAAAAH!
yellabeanblackfish 4 months ago
"Get the fuckin' CD-ROM!!!"
zimmawoman 4 months ago
HOOOME DELIVERY
jonathanguter 5 months ago
.....It's some piece of wood....lmao!
sagerockone 5 months ago
I hope David Liebe Hart did the puppetry for this movie.
mrleedra 5 months ago 3
This is one of the most disturbing, and horrifying things, I HAVE EVER SEEN!!
PCgamerman176 6 months ago
@PCgamerman176 Beautiful, right?
Picksulls 3 months ago
terry brovart, has performed oral sex on over 6000 men, jesus christ
ShitTalkinDandylions 6 months ago
Your a weird boy!! Lol
dd31406 7 months ago
that guy saying daaaaamn at 1:50 is my new noise for every text message.
andrewdin123 7 months ago 2
A beautiful story about some not so beautiful people that eventually grew up and became very beautiful people.
bgarrity03 7 months ago 3
GET THE C-D ROM!!!
bgarrity03 7 months ago
this might be my favorite crack-addict, puppet birth, transsexual heartwarming love story I've ever seen.
AweAttack 7 months ago 18
i cant believe they showed that lol
tingly7654321 8 months ago
This scares me and completes me in equal measures.
deanano 8 months ago 2
13:07 heff eff eff eff eff eff eff eff eff eff efff effffff efffffff.... LMFAO!
Omnipharius 8 months ago 3
Praise Hosana, thanks for posting this.
PoopaPapaPalpatine 8 months ago
What the fuck did I just watch?
Joshthewookie 8 months ago
Is it strange that I got an erection during the sex scene?
masterjoejoe 9 months ago 3
Rage and narcotics!@
dd31406 9 months ago
...is this about people from Independence, MO?...
ComedyTerrorism420 9 months ago
the narrator sounded like Adam Scott, not Peter Serafinowicz.
aleanas 9 months ago
@aleanas Adam Scott is narrating, Serafinowicz voiced the puppet.
JozefRaczka 8 months ago
If you are a fan of Tim & Eric click on my name, please? This is a suggestion. Not spam. You see those videos over there on the right? Those are SUGGESTIONS, scroll up a bit at look at the top of the list...see? Suggestions. I'm not trying to sell glistening fluid scabbed dildos used on pups. Just wanna gander 'n peek. You can't mark those SUGGESTIONS to your right as spam so don't mark mine as that. If you think my videos suck give this a thumbs down, if you like them, thumbs up! Thank you.
musov 9 months ago
@dyli You are so right!!! How could anyone not like this?!!!
jjbuttons 9 months ago
The 8 people that disliked this video have no soul.
Dyli 9 months ago
quite a bit darker than some of their other material. the funniest part is that there are millions of americans that live just like this! this is the greatest country in the world!
nextandykaufman 9 months ago
"Fuuuuuuuck yooooouuu"!!!!
dd31406 9 months ago
That's probably how Tim and Eric are going to go one day. Both old men, one of them probably in drag, holding hands, and a pruppet pulls the plug.
Tertiac 9 months ago 2
i have never seen child birth and i defintly dident want to see it that way...lol
jolliroger92 9 months ago
tim and eric
-genius
johniekarate 9 months ago
YEEEAAAHH
Brickedbeat 10 months ago
I don't speak chicken.
ToadsMGodes 10 months ago
Wat
clemenceau16 10 months ago
The ending was oddly heartwarming.
Harmonproductions 10 months ago
Fuck you, 'm always getting high
shyshyjon2092 10 months ago
DAMNNNN ....
maggie101monkeychan 10 months ago
Great job!
JerryNash1389 10 months ago
5:04 ....sooo gooooood
nicsoner 10 months ago 2
@nicsoner ur damn right sir
ToadsMGodes 10 months ago
ya blew it
zlsprenkle 10 months ago
@zlsprenkle haahhaahah
DumbProductions75 10 months ago
Ouuuuyiiiiieeeaa
mameeshkamowskowz 10 months ago
although they only dry humped, the terry's conceived a child that very afternoon
spankham73 10 months ago
portrait of an american family....
emilyob13 10 months ago
wash that howse
seanfindley 10 months ago
awesome
lmelfable 10 months ago
ohyea....ohyea...OHYEAH.....OOOOOHHHH.....YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAH!
napalmman420 10 months ago
Wow tim & eric...Great job with the troll ending. 9.5/10
xxxx59xxxx 10 months ago 2
This movie succeeded in making me laugh and vomit simultaneously for the first time ever.
PimpstaC 10 months ago
taste like tomato soup.. taste like metal
Poltergeizt 10 months ago
Felt like I was watching a Harmony Korine parody. Genius.
yellabeanblackfish 10 months ago 20
Fuck yeah dude!! Tim and Eric have been the SHIT since I first watched it 4 or 5 years ago! I swear they need to make a movie for the theater! I would be first in line! And to all the T&E haters...FUCK OFF!
dissolutionfollows 10 months ago
ah yeeeeeeaaaa! fucc yyyyyoooouuu!!! ahhhhh my babies coming!!!
jasminezepeda100 10 months ago
This story is beautiful. I've learned so much from the Terry's.
Bremerxxxx 10 months ago
3:00 lol
jbrook1 10 months ago
this changed my life. I now smoke ice on a regualr basis and dry hump a large man dressed as a woman thing.
buttlord123 10 months ago 2
9:50 = best thing ever
isamexijew 10 months ago
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jenniveresonglee 10 months ago
Well...this is nice.
dFace2008bc 10 months ago
Hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!
DW781a 10 months ago
it doesn't get any better than this
jenniveresonglee 10 months ago
Heideckers a really good actor... 11:53 cracks me up every time
aturek112 10 months ago
Were gunna do what ya say.....
lethalkingpin 10 months ago
Great Job!
t0ran 10 months ago
Abso lutely Fucked
johndoe7872 10 months ago
3:30 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
DB5tothehive 10 months ago
"You know what?.... Fuck the shit outta you!"
modestchilirage 10 months ago
Stupid is too big a word for this crap.
WatusiReggae 10 months ago
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Uh, I love Tim and Erik, but my God....this is just WAY TOO RUDE, What were they thinking???? And the comments are fucking stupid and demented. "I just came all over my chest"? What are you, a perverted homo??? Fuck YOU and FUCK TIM AND ERIC FOR THIS PIECE OF SHIT....FUCK YOU-U-U-U-U-U-!!!!
TeenCretin 10 months ago
@TeenCretin NOT SPAM! Great comment!
unpuercofeo 10 months ago
truly moving
ministryofsumthing 10 months ago
i usually love tim & eric stuff but this was weak.
casualxcasualty 10 months ago
OH YEEEYUH! Randy Savage AHHHAHAHA!!!!
Underwaterer 10 months ago
This just makes me so much more excited for the Billion Dollar Movie
MoldyCheezProductons 11 months ago
"fuckin homo"
"yeaah baby" haha
elPAPIchulo613 11 months ago
what's the name of the music used at 11:00?
malikscifi92 11 months ago
@malikscifi92 not sure but i'm assuming it's by Flying Lotus because he did the soundtrack for the movie.
TheQwerty92x 6 months ago
wtf
xcinderellaShoe 11 months ago
Boom and your heads gonna go black.
MisterWordman 11 months ago
@whocaresever1 Holy shit you're the only person I've ever heard mention that movie. Props dude. Bathtub scene *shudder*.
MisterWordman 11 months ago
13:02 where Eric (Female Terry) drops his voice down low is brilliant.
cheifguggletram 11 months ago
WTF DID I JUST SEE!?
DamnKetoTF2 11 months ago
This video would be better with spanish subs, but anyway I like it
felmendo 11 months ago
Peter Serafinowicz? Are you sure it isn't Adam Scott? Sure sounds like him.
unpuercofeo 11 months ago
@unpuercofeo yeah it's totally Adam Scott
jamezburgundy 11 months ago
@unpuercofeo Sorry, yeah the puppet is Peter, I thought you meant narrator.
unpuercofeo 10 months ago
TIM & ERIC RULES
TORITOT83 11 months ago 4
los qliaos maricones , what a pair of faggets
Zerospy 11 months ago
@Zerospy faggots
DumbProductions75 11 months ago
Tears were shed
s2pidmonkey 11 months ago
tim's expression at 5:13 has to the most insane thing i've ever seen.
eyessack 11 months ago
Tim's persistent use of his form of saying "go ahead" through the years has always made me laugh me ass off
rowdyroo1 11 months ago
what just happened?
AMAZING
rowdyroo1 11 months ago
This is the smartest thing I have ever seen.
cutiko 11 months ago
fuuu youuuu!
TheOwenXD 11 months ago
These guys are hilarious. Some of their 1st season Funny or Die skits are classic.
This one is great until the puppet starts to talk, and then the funny ends.
MightySP 11 months ago
@PersephoneSwimming Your face is unwatchable and in my opinion is the work of 2 people who are, at the very least, ambivalent about their tremendous hatred towards each other (your ugly parents fyi) so take a nap and stfu.
GreyCornelius 11 months ago
@GreyCornelius yes, these are the types of people who are T&E fans now--
PersephoneSwimming 11 months ago
@PersephoneSwimming dewd u r lyk so rebelus n cool i bet u were like such a big fan be4 dey were popular
omgrapist 11 months ago
this is unwatchable and in my opinion is the work of 2 people who are, at the very least, ambivalent about their tremendous breakaway success.
PersephoneSwimming 11 months ago
@PersephoneSwimming so you haet Tim and Eric or Like them? I didnt get ANYTHING from your statement except you didnt like this film. I LOVE THEM btw
greatestsongsofLIFE 11 months ago
The name of their town is Dunnersville.... lol. Ode to Richard, I'll bet. <3
tygersflowerz 11 months ago 9
@tygersflowerz you mean homage, an ode is a poem.
Omnipharius 8 months ago
@Omnipharius Okay.... I learned something today.... lol
tygersflowerz 8 months ago
@tygersflowerz i know i know... i was on the cusp of posting the reply when i started thinking, "this might make you look like a know it all douche "... and it did!... i stand by my decision though! LoL
Omnipharius 8 months ago
my mind just popped its cherry
brmorrison61 11 months ago
2:22 on was 100% uncharted territory. Wow
ShaneKarma376 11 months ago
I know they are gonna take this off cause of the greed that exists in the world. I want to dry hump you like a Terry for posting this thank you sooo much : ) Fuccccckkkk yyyyyeeeewwwwwwww!
ShaneKarma376 11 months ago
GREAT JOB GreyCornelius
TORITOT83 11 months ago
No one else got Gummo from this?
whocaresever1 11 months ago
@whocaresever1 Exactly what I thought.
StayComposed 11 months ago
@whocaresever1 My friend emailed this link to me as payback for making him watch Gummo. LOL!!
Zoth77 10 months ago
although they only dry hump
pierreuconn 11 months ago
good stuff bro. I've been scouring the net since i saw it on friday, cuz i had to see it again.
jjones4523 11 months ago
such a touching piece.
iwishiwas88 11 months ago
i support you . fully .
i will help you get the word out bout pep -pep and step pepper
IAMSPLITTONGUE 11 months ago
"I don't understand that shit. I don't speak chicken." lmfaoooo
BamBam220 11 months ago
Amazing. Thanks for posting dude. Check out some of my videos also if you need some mind numbing shit to watch.
talljustin 11 months ago
Most disturbing Tim and Eric skit ever.
metallikaluvr 11 months ago
sooooo good
and adam scott narrating just makes it so much better
comeonmelissa 11 months ago 2
could be the best thing tim and eric have ever done
SeanFromCTD 11 months ago
Sorry the video quality is shit. I'm just a little boy, i dont know any better.
GreyCornelius 11 months ago 4
@GreyCornelius but seriously, if you put these two codes on the tags the video quality will improve a little, try it
yt:stretch=16:9
yt:stretch=4:3
thinkrevolutions 11 months ago
@thinkrevolutions ok
GreyCornelius 11 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
@GreyCornelius oops it got worst... but i got it now, just remove the yt:stretch=4:3 and keep the other,
if it still dont work, you could try to remove the other one, but trust me those tags can make things look better, they can make things happier they can even make it rain
thinkrevolutions 11 months ago
put this on the tags and the ratio will be fine yt:stretch=16:9
yt:stretch=4:3
thinkrevolutions 11 months ago
what the hell guys
PersephoneSwimming 11 months ago
So great I luved even better when I seent it on fod.
IAMSPLITTONGUE 11 months ago
its a piece of wood
ElBronx21 11 months ago
byronrush1 11 months ago 2
@byronrush1 well, those are things you would hear people in trailer parks saying
ienjoypaninis 11 months ago
@byronrush1 i noticed that and thought WHITE TRASH !! LOL
IAMSPLITTONGUE 11 months ago
i just came all over my chest
thekrinker 11 months ago 13
@thekrinker I DID2
IAMSPLITTONGUE 11 months ago
wtf
thephilmyster 11 months ago
I love you for uploading this.
UpperCrustthe3rd 11 months ago 29