Hard Justice: S1E3 (Halo 3 Machinima)

[waffleman2211]

I'll take it.

[Blahmarrow]

Hey, I got that emblem in Halo 3 and reach! the double shielded phoenix I mean, same colours too.

[DanSickEntertainment]

@Blahmarrow eh joe its dan randomly found yo comment man lol

[Blahmarrow]

@DanSickEntertainment how we doin bro? lol

[loldudecombo]

Thumbs up if u think the Americans are dumbasses and the canadiens just have a weird ass mind like 25 lbs of bacn

[DanSickEntertainment]

Hahaha oh my god i still love these episodes...and one life remaining...and arby n the chief and used to love that other one live is great er wutever untill he canceld but wutever who am i to say him actions werent just, anyway JON UR FUCKING EPIC!

[camronic1]

Hey if any one cares, i made a facebook page for E.R.E.C.T, if you want to like go ahead, but it looks like crap, so if any could send me a picture that suits it, i would apreaciate it

[001hellcat1]

"should i scan the house for semen?"

"sure, why the hell not"

[kilulafo]

I've watched all Arby 'n' the Chief and all of Hard Justice, and can no longer hear "Satchmo" without cracking up.

[theduelix1]

yup... he's dead

uncontrollable lolz

[SWfanatic1]

Alll of the death aare to small and the damn music one is the thing that gets notice

[TheBaconKing007]

I didn't know he was dead I'm not a doctor! :)

[kyky2901]

Lol I love how a majority of the comments are just quotes from the vid..

[jedimindtrick1001]

i found it yesss!!!!!!

[rewile]

HOLY SHIT HE'S DEAD!

[Dibs3185]

I'm guessing suicide

[MaddBadgerr]

whats the song at 4:37? ive heard it a good few times in jons work and i love it

[supergunboy1]

no shit he is dead



[GAMINGgrungey]

blood?, that means...*sigh*...yep...he's dead...

[WombatMan747]

I loved this series...

[MultiBaller0]

Time to send in the DEPARTMENT of handling INCIDENTS & CONNECTED KRIMES. (D.I.C.K.) With the combined forces of E.R.E.C.T and D.I.C.K, there is no way for criminals to escape from the penial system.

[mastersnowbunny]

FUCK would somone come already, i can here the damn train coming. OH SHIT!! .. boom

[ethex01]

Its blood dipshit:)

[dr0ck011]

NO F***ING WAY HE'S DEAD I DIDNT KNOW THT

[devilseye12]

funny shit

[S1LVAW0LF]

102 people thought the guy was still alive.....

[S1LVAW0LF]

Eddie: Well no sign of a struggle or forced entry.

Bernard:.......What! What the hell do you call that then.

(Sees busted door on the ground)

Eddie: Look all I'm saying is lets not rule out the possibility of a suicide here -_____-

[tacospartan]

"When he didn't respond, i got suspicious..."

[15Nemisisprime]

lol

eddie: you wouldnt believe this, theres seman all over the house. musta had a good time before he died.

bernard: blood glows under a UV light. its blood.

eddie: no disrespect but youre wrong-

bernard: ITS BLOOD DIP $H1T !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!

[BrouwerHummel]

I love all the calls at the beginning of the episode.

[Seniortaco01]

Thumbs up if max reminds u of Chad from one life remaining

[kilulafo]

The green guy is voiced by Daniel, right?

[creed23415]

(He's dead) lol what a idiot great vid by the way

[DvNezarto]

this is officer charles foreman requesting backup homicidal maniac is going H with a 12 gauge and explosives in a shelter for orfan puppies 3 officers down we need backup immediatly

NO

[323451922]

2:06 LOL! This is completly true im not joking, i live in grenville st, lol! granville st

[Shooterguy26]

Best episode of them all Jon you the man

[Pico2571]

Digitalph33r....your a freaking genuis.

[Ghostlydman]

@th3evilninja lol this has nothing to do with red vs blue....

[superairsoftmonkey]

im sick of people repeating the sentences guys say on the machinimas, because then it spoils it for me

[DarkAnimeSkater122]

@superairsoftmonkey then watch before you read the comments >.<

[superairsoftmonkey]

@DarkAnimeSkater122 cant help it dude

[DarkAnimeSkater122]

@superairsoftmonkey lol tape your eyes

[earthbendingJediGIRL]

edd u remind me of caboose ^__^ I love both of you

[th3evilninja]

red vs blue is better

[ThumbsUpMike]

@th3evilninja whoopie!!!!

as if anyone passed kindergarten gives a shit

their both two different fields of machinima and digitalph33r didnt make this series to compare to red vs blue

thats like comparing the matrix to the fkn spongebob movie

how can you compare those two movies when they target different fields?

thats the same scenario as comparing Derek Jeter to Brett Favre....makes no sense

[TheBrandonking]

3:10 funny as hell XD



[lordsky4ever]

ed reminds me so much of caboose from red vs blue

[WAFFLEjerry]

should i scale the house for semen?

[IruleALL121]

WHAT KIND OF PERSON TALKS TO HIM SELF?!?!?!

[MRtomatomuffin]

should i scan the house for seamen XD XD XD XD

[iM4RC]

This is by far my favorite episode :P

[zMinybuddiez]

I love how all the street names are streets in Vancouver. Good ol' Jon.

[poohhopper]

Max and the blue guy are badass at funnyness

[ComboKickChicken]

The fact that the people are that dumb on this, makes me, literally, mad.

[djvanvangaga]

what is the name of the song when max tells the guy to turn his music down

[fgfgfg5846]

Its blood dipshit.

[avatarjaroaang]

Those dipshits r real dumb asses

[TheCoolcop73]

Fuck, will someone come already I can hear the damn train coming, oh shi(boom).

LOLOLOLOL! LMAO!

[ThePandaboy01]

@TheCoolcop73 funniest dramatic line eva

[wiyldchris38]

naked except an eye patch and sunbraro, 5 officers down... wow...

[bailsterbailer]

@wiyldchris38 its sombrero

[applepieindesky]

@wiyldchris38 Sunbraro must've had a kalashnikov in xD

[kilulafo]

@wiyldchris38 sombrero.

[kilulafo]

@wiyldchris38 "Sunbraro"?

[LordHenRz]

One killercrazy can't spell

[barkyindustries]

THEY DON'T SAY OVER AND OUT!

[killercrazy67]

102 people are covered in cemin

[JazukaiX]

@killercrazy67 It's spelt semen, genius

[VKSmovies]

Red vs blue is better, but this is AWSOME

[RedGun15]

red vs blue doesnt swear enough therefore not funny as this

[x82ndODSTx]

@RedGun15 Of course, because swearing makes everything seem cool and funny...

[swordharpycrystal]

@RedGun15 idiot

[sparten882]

I hate comercials !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheBOLDProductions]

Blood? But that means...(sigh)...he's dead. ROFL!!

[tie594]

this is sort of like red vs blue

[ThumbsUpMike]

@tie594 how? this is nothing like red vs blue

[ace7217]

.... semen? really?

[LJayHOD]

awsome



[palpatine112]

y the fuk would he be coverd in semen its just fuking retarded?

[MrSmith2100]

@palpatine112, Jon is making sure that paranoia and stupidity are completely blown out of proportion.

[palpatine112]

usualy i think if its kinda stupid its funny but this is too stupid to be funny

[v9vREBORN]

ROFL

"For god's sake will somebody come already?! I can already hear the train...oh shit!"

[AXLFACEPRODUCTIONS]

gotta love the dark humor

[rexged]

"No no no... listen to me! You cut both your legs off, ok? then one arm and somehow managed to cut off your last arm without any limbs. How the fuck are you going to cut off your own head"

"Well, he proberly cut his head off first then"

"How is he going to cut off all his own limbs without a fucking head?!"

"Well he proberly did it like really fast"

"Oh for fuck sake!"

Hahahahaha

[FallOfMind]

@rexged nobody needs you to quote the video. we see it ourself.

[GuitarMasterX21]

It's blood dipshit over and out

[alz0ne]

101 ppl was in a car upside down on a train track with justin bieber and then got ran over by a train

[silvermario15]

@alz0ne add 1 more to that.

[TheCaptionrex1]

so he doesnt realize the guy with no head or limbs is dead until he finds blood that he thought was semem what is wrong with these people

[Bryan990able]

Haha "you cut both your legs off okay, then one arm and somehow manage to cut off your last arm without any limbs. How the fuck are you gonna cut off your own head?"

"Well, he probaly cut off his head off..."

"How is he gonna cut off his limbs, without a fucking head?!" lol

[hiippoo126]

PLaying music out loud is more of a crime than killing 5 officers.... XD

[Araclain]

Eeew He works for E.R.E.C.T. and hese delivering HARD justice =P

[ferkyou420]

@Araclain fantastic observation captain obvious 

[N00BSlayer886]

blood.... that means, Hes Dead



[murcury51423]

Blood, that must mean... he's dead(eastenders cliffhanger music)

[xMOONxKNIGHTx]

awesome just awesome 

[TheSpiderByte]

Sweet, it's like a fusion of Halo and a Cop Show. Love it.

[metroidj]

ed "well ....... no sign of a struggle or forced entry."

bernard "what! what the hell do you call that then!"

*points to the door thats been blown of its hinges*

lol

[Theroflcopter888]

turn the music down

[nomadthegreat]

Its blood dipshit blood.

[jtwattsup]

Wait blood? that means..............yup.

He's dead! LMAO this is the greatest machinima ever!!!!!

[sweetooth670]

Man this reminds me of Hot Fuzz

[imacharginmalazer100]

Brilliant

[brybutdry]

it's blood dipshit!

[MAZZEKAARTS]

First minute is PRICELESS!

[AntHraXUltran00blet]

@MAZZEKAARTS sounds like cops from around here.

[stickkiller108]

...blood?...

that means....

HES DEAD.......

[XxSkorexX]

E.R.E.C.T LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[awesomeperson78]

i love how in all jonCJG's videos there is only one person with a moderate amount of a brain

[brittdaniel1]

blood that means.............he's dead

[streets2020]

OH MY BAJESUS i almost pissed my self when they were arguing if he cut off all his limbs or not xDDDD

[Zenstudent105]

Blood? That means... yup... he's dead. LOL

[movieduke337]

Let's not rule out the possibility of a suicide.

[DanDood11]

I lol'd so hard (JUSTICE!) at the "cutting off limbs" talk.

[genehalo]

CoOl

[genehalo]

CoOl!!!!!

[Infernorabbit97]

TURN.....THE MUSIC......DOWN!!!!! xD

[TheIcebreaker1234]

wow the blue guy is a real fucking idiot..."if its blood then that means...*sigh* he's dead" REALY?!?!!??? ¬_¬

[Heisbig]

this guys just a stump......lol

[picklem576]

homicidal maniac is going ape shit with a 12 gauge and explosives in a shelter for orfined puppies 3 officers down we need backup immeditly/my vehicle crashed in pursuit of a man driving a tank into a residential area the car is totaled and i cant get out, locks are jammed and im upside down on the train tracks some on please help/multiple homocides, target is naked exept for an eyepatch and a sombraro, backup requested 5 officers down/fck will sumone come alrdy i can here the damn tra.. OH SHIT

[brianthecoolness]

i like how jon uses real street names from vancouver

[freebty]

theres semen all over the walls thats blood dip shit over and out

[nielso212]

Whaaaa? The head and limbless guy is DEAD?! My god~!

[mozer1231]

It's blood dipshit over and out blood that means he dead

[TheSadRunescaper]

possession of nuclear weapon good littering GO TO HELL!

[ChucklezLol]

I forgot how funny this was, Jon's best work yet i think.

[dutchdreamzz117]

its blood dipshit

over and out

blood

that mean his dead

[alexgorman13]

I love the sombro bit, makes me laugh everytime.

[MegaMonkeyboy117]

hey do you think i could be in a show plz :D

[GriffenMan123]

its blood dip shit !

over and out

[soldierlittleboy]

maybe he did it really fast ?

ive never lughed at arby n the cheif as much as i just did

[Xtr3men0b]

@Psyc0m0nk33 he's a bit slow isnt he :P

[DarkWarfareFilms]

omg i hate these advertisements...

[skaterdude3051]

No shit he's dead he cut off his limbs

[MrXxkeegxX]

101 pp missed the liked button

[Gyohdon]

@MrXxkeegxX No, 387.125 missed the like-button.

[MrXxkeegxX]

@Gyohdon thats not what it said when i wached it

[cooltube6]

this is what i like a nice long series with long episodes.

[OXD100]

@cooltube6 Well what did you expect? Theres a reason there team is named E.R.E.C.T.

[OXD100]

@cooltube6 What did you expect. Theres a reson ehy the team is called E.R.E.C.T. The show is also called hard justice. SEX JOKES ALL AROUND!!!!

[silvermario15]

@cooltube6 and long lols aswell XD

[chiller5729]

@cooltube6 me to

[lifeiscrap103]

Does Jon CJG only have 1 song or something? Cause you hear that same song on Arby 'n' the Chief and multipke times in this series.

[Notorious1210]

wat the hell he just found out hes dead r-tard

[xXdark3ndAng3lXx]

will someone come already i can hear the damn train coming..

OH SHI-

lol

[theazter]

Blood?? Yep. That means he's dead. Brilliant :D

[slayer27100]

sir its a criminal offense sir

[jonbotone]

this show proves that you can become famous with a show that makes no sence

[wwwMachinimaCom]

if u don't like it don't see it >=(

[theazter]

The blue guy is a fucking idiot

[ncben50]

blood? that means.... yep... he's dead lolololololololol i love this series

[sparten882]

i love this series!!

[cubanmamasita88]

F5 to skip all ads. Tumbs up to reach the top!!!!!

[guttersieat]

in a shelter with 14 puppies!!!!

[craks808]

"multiple homicide target is naked except for an eye patch and a sombrero back up requested five officers down"....."No"

[54AgeOfRogue54]

my vehicle crashed of a man with a tank and im upside down on the rail road.....FUCK WILL SOMEONE COME ALREADY I CAN HEAR THE DAMN TRAIN*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*

[TransformersFan34869]

loud music... my god.

[FredProdc]

He is a... stomp??

[Blackbommer200]

could U MAKE THEM AT LEAST SMARTER

[Cerealkiller257]

@Blackbommer200 Thats what makes it funny

[TheCalimbaKing]

oh my god. Max is a fricken beevis. I feel bad for Bernard. Awesome series!

[arbiter1105]

this stuff is funny. its one of the funniest halo machinimas next to redvsblue.

[NoobSnoopy]

lol what puppys 0:15

[RageUponDistance666]

Thats blood dipshit haha that made me lol so hard

[pencilpower2]

he gave up hope so soon just because his limbs and head are detached and theres blood everywere doesnt mean hes dead

[Metalinfestation100]

WAIT............Should I scan the house for seman ? Why the hell not ......... Sir I just chcked the house for seman and its everywhere the victom must have had a pretty good time with himself

[vreeland17]

joncjg roosterteeth and darkspire are my favorite machinima.

[maximumdmg705]

VOTE UP ON THIS COMMENT IF YOU THINK THAT THESE VIDEOS SHOULD GET MORE VIEW LIKE :THIS OFFCIER FOREMEN requesting backup homicidel maciack going apeshit witha 12 gauge ina shelter for orphan pupies 5 officers down backup needed

[quinteiro123]

Thumbs up if you think that Hard Justice is the new Red vs Blue.

[vreeland17]

@quinteiro123 not really. there both two of my favorite machinima shows but there nothing a like.

[quinteiro123]

@vreeland17 Not in the sense there alike,but the fact that This is a new,really funny show just like red vs blue is.I dont mean there alike.

[929Hunter]

Rofl so freaking funny

[RedGun15]

"so when you found him like this...you actually asked him for his rent"

"you didnt realise he was dead" "how would i am, im not a docter.." xD Friggin Hilarious!

[Chumpskey]

this and arby n the chief ARE THE BEST SERIES EVAR!!!!!!

[AgentSergei]

What is the name of the song that is going on when Max busts the noise polluter??

[tehguyyouknow]

one of the best halo shows EVAR!!!!

[sierra1182]

lol, the music is the same one from Reggies Bar! LOL

[reptiles2096]

He's a retard

[tehguyyouknow]

i love this serie



blood ...uh yep he's dead lol