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  • I didn't find this funny, at all...I don't know why. I just feel...sad.

  • I just threw up in my mouth LOL

  • i dont know half the things that theyre saying. and im a man

  • MAN Up SON !! Stop being fucking pussy cock sucker. I did not just say that o.o

  • from 1:25 to 1:47 was the most vivid, graphic, and life-ruining thing I've ever heard.

    I'm going to go cry in a corner and try to think of rainbows.

  • hey the girl in jeans and with the cream backround is Lauren from KOA!!!!!

  • what did he eat at the end, it looked like a choclate almound

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  • It only makes me stronger!

  • @TheN1cks

    Did it ever occur to you that it's not completely impossible to have a woman president in the near future? Hilary Clinton was pretty close to being a part of the final round of becoming one....

  • "Я завежу твой хуй селёдкой и отдам его моей голодной кошке." :D

  • lol. luv the russian accent the one girls has..."ATTENTION WHORE"

  • THANK.

    YOU.

    Goodness! There's a reason why I play under a male pseudonym...

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  • he could just go to bed :/

  • Oh shit, now my keyboard is all sticky. D:

  • Oh dear god D:

  • Beef curtains?

  • 1:25-1:477 Holy shit

  • lol at everyone missing the point

  • thats why you have mute idiot ....

  • 1:03 omg is that lauren from bareypolitical?

  • Omg it the chic from koa

  • ...Why are we being sexist up in here.. yea some guys only care about sex and yea some girls whine... alot... and I'd love to kill them lol Every stero type in a man or woman holds true to some extent for SOME people. Not all. (: this video was great haha

  • Oooo baby, talk dirty to me baby

  • I SWEAR IF I SEE 1 MORE NINTENDO3DS COMMERCIAL IMMA KILL A HOE!

  • @Stealthedninja26 one does not simply "kill a hoe"

  • @Stealthedninja26 You don't have to see another commercial to kill a hoe...

  • Everybody is Equal No matter if your a male or female ^.^

  • This wasn't so bad 

  • i almost puked o.O

  • playing video games in our bra, that's how we do it!

  • WOAH@ 1:24

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  • this doesn't even happen anymore

  • i actually kind of feel bad for that guy

  • god it must suck to be that guy

  • LEEEROYYY JENNNKINNNS.......

  • Inflating testicles by blowing into a urethra? Maybe put down the controller and pick up a biology text.

  • @MrBoxman4prez welcom to being the smaller gender % on Xbox live.

  • this isn't real, girls are too dumb for this

  • @iRouRoui No actually, it's been proven that girls are actually born smarter than men except in math.

  • @Specialmindz that's funny, except in math ? you mean they're smarter when it has to do with cleaning the house, and making sandwiches, and talking like blabla blabla blabla all day long ??? That's not smart, girls are so full of shit, and emotions, they express themselves better than guys sometimes cuz they talk so much and they're used to it, it doesn't mean they're smarter.. Men are 3 times smarter, but sometimes can't express themselfs good enough cuz they don't talk as much.

  • @iRouRoui Men don't talk as much because there's nothing in their heads. The only reason we do things around the house is because you'd screw it up. Sometimes we do it because we feel sorry for you and sometimes because we love you and don't want you to strain your brain trying to remember which soap is used to clean what. YOU'RE the ones supposed to be working, while we tell you what to do. That's why you're born stronger...so you can carry our stuff.

  • @Specialmindz haha that's a good one. Girls are just made to make sandwiches, clean after us, raise our babies, and if they're pretty enough we enjoy them as a sex toy. They are just slaves, while the guys work, enjoy, and build life for a better future. Name me one thing girls did for the humankind except for being a whore ? And compare it with what the men did.

  • @iRouRoui You build because we tell you to. You live because we allow it. Science has progressed to the point where we don't need you. Cloning does exsist. You are OUR slaves. Men are the sluts of the earth. Sex is all you think about. That's another reason why you're pathedic. You are ALWAYS trying to get into our pants, and you even lie to get there. It's the ONLY thing you think about aside from NASCAR. It's sad that you think watching cars take left turns for three hours is fun.

  • @Specialmindz *cough* You think putting a horrible, disgusting stereotype on men is going to make you sound even remotely NOT like a dumbass? Because it's not working. You pretty much sound like a dumbass. I am a man. I don't watch NASCAR, I don't lie to get laid. Here, let's see how you feel about stereotypes: Only thing women do is cry, whine, work in the kitchen, act like babies, care for stuffed animals, dolls, and other cute things. It's sad you are this mentally fucked up.

  • @Specialmindz Males are attracted to females, vice versa. If we weren't the human population would die off. PERIOD. We may have cloning of cells, but NOWHERE near powerful enough to support an entire race w/o males. Who said that males are slaves to women? Last I checked, women don't hold every political office. Congress isn't filled with only women. President isn't a woman. YOU are pathetic because you think that all there is to men is thinking about sex and NASCAR.

  • @TheN1ckz Did it ever occur to you that I may be messing with the sexist bastard for fun? You shouldn't expect the worst out of people, it's an awful habit. XD

  • me love being a girl

  • I love being a girl

  • Lol hahha That really funny XD

  • Holy shit that was graphic lol

  • wow i should start playing x box with all girls see what they would do to me...xD

  • rape me gurlz i will not like it

  • This guy must be gay cuz if I was in his position I'll be enjoying the shit out of it ;)

  • Why cant this happen to me?? :(

  • PLEASE GOD LET ME FIND SOME GIRL ON XBOX THAT TALKS LIKE THAT!!!!!!

  • 1:37 the guy is definitely like "aight, where the fuck is this going..."

  • i also barf with the last girl !!!

  • why doesn't he just mute them?

  • the girl in the grey shirt...

  • i will just tell all of those chicks to come to my house so i could f**k them

  • Is that Lauren?

  • This would never work because every guy would love this every time.

  • This scares me O.o 

  • @CODZombiesKiller1 I agree with ya dude...i actually nearly shat myself listenin to this

  • who is the girl with green t-shirt?

  • keep pressing 5

  • Holy shit I would marry all of those girls

  • Fuck! Now I have a danger size boner...

  • okay, did anyone else feel bad for this guy?

  • make kids get revenge and kids strike back

  • quivering bean? 

  • What did he do, exactly.

    Also, I get that this is a comedy video but I've been playing Xbox Live for 3 years and I've never seen anyone, male or female, act like this.

  • @BryanPiekarski Obviously you never played the higher ranks in Halo3 or competitive in COD most people are like this it's part of the game it's just trash talking.

  • @ISwaveyI It's not really trash talking, I'd call it being a tryhard.

  • @BryanPiekarski what games do you play? (it's a fallow up to a different vid)

  • @toshie534 Halo 3, Halo: Reach, all those games.

  • I never play'd online sense this

  • Somehow, I kinda like half the things thease girls are saying

  • is it wrong that i was very, very turned on these videos???????

    p.s.

    "until he shits come and comes shit" - fav line.

  • girl at 1:27 is awesome.

  • 0:47 was awesome.

  • well im hard now

  • Ha doobs

  • haahahahaa that was some funny shit!!!! :D made my day

  • just turn of your fucking mic

  • im gonna grind ur nuts into a powder and straight up snort them

  • THIS IS SO OFFINSIVE TO MEN U KNOW NO ONE WILL PLAY THIS GAME IF U KEEP ON DOING THIS

  • @MyK8t AGREED

  • LOL, I just seen this guy on a commercial! I had to make sure and watch this again, and yeah its him. American Airlines commercia.

  • poor guy :( he just wanted to play with his friends! that fatty in the black t shirt is super ugly and they dont have the right to do all that stuff,what are they insane? they could easily go to jail for doing all that

  • @awesomemercenary its called acting.... None of there mics are even plugged in

  • @awesomemercenary YOU DO KNOW THAT THIS IS ACTING YOU KNOW YOU FUCKEN RETARED

  • @awesomemercenary what...like every GUY who plays Halo could?

  • we can has part three plz?

  • 1:26 omg wtf

  • 0:50 Я заверну твой хуй селёдкой, и отдам моей голодной кошке! :D

  • And he has the right to make every single one of them pregnant while they don't xD

  • You're going to wrap your fallopian tubes around his areolas? WHAAAT?????

  • is it weird that i'm turned on from watching this

  • was that khloe kardashian

  • Come on guys, xbox girls? is there even hot chicks playing Halo out there? come on!! is there a 1:04 - 1:07 delicious big boobed hot chick like that playing FUCKING HALO!!?? :(

  • @MCToniYo Shut up and give me your paycheck!

  • @MCToniYo that's lauren from barely policical ^^

  • @MCToniYo

    Jordan Konkel.

  • @MCToniYo They're not playing CoD for sure...

  • @MCToniYo Yeah there is,

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  • @MCToniYo no, because if there is they end up getting Harassed like this, say fuck you, and go back to playing Skyrim.

  • @toshie534 Nope, I haven't Skyrim yet, sorry!

  • I would be masturbating during this

  • thumbs up if that vid made ur nuts hurt

  • lol that poor guy =(

  • I just got a little hard.

  • i would give hem my adress and let them fuck me

  • i would just take the headsets off

  • LOL!! if that happened to me, I would've kill them all in the game so they can shut up

  • "I will wrap your dick in herring, and give it to my hungry cat". amazing line.

  • 0:00 - 1:03 Ewww that's terrible. 1:04 - 1:07 booobsboobsboobsboobsboobsboob­sboobsboobs

  • I am turned on by this... Am i sick?

  • Thats not an xbox mic.

  • is it so wrong that I am totally turned on by those bitches?

  • @saadalmotham

    Yes, it's wrong. You should kill yourself before your sexual deviancy forces you to rape children.

  • lol

  • Bitches be crazy yoh

  • feminist comedy...how funny

  • These are some bad bitches! lol, I like the last girl. It would be so funny to have a relationship arguement go like this! It would be so funny! lol

  • 1:05 you dont have to thank me.

  • I wonder how good their reception is from the kitchen...

  • Khloe Kardashian @ 0:25

  • I wish this happened to me :o....

  • on these i always think just quit that game and join another 1

  • I actually feel sorry for him in this one, especially when he pukes diarrhea.

    And man that last brunette went for it straight- that's just cruel. Ah well, next video...

  • @walzort This is why sexist people are sexist. To defend us from whores that harass pointlessly like a bunch of dickholes over jackshit. I'm glad sexist people crowd Xbox Live.

  • @superjchamma you do realize this vid is a gender flipped representation of Xbox live harassment of women. not what women would do when given the chance.

  • Halo 3 if i'm not mistaken!

  • OMGOSH THIS WAS EPIC!!!

    And that young woman with the blue bra is sweet! Her jugs are big and love her bra and panties in the drawer! Aha

  • i wish hot russian women would talk to me

  • the ending is So Funny!! lol XD

  • i might be male but i find this hilarious, cause thats what you get for being an asshole.

  • @supervegito2277 AGREED

  • @supervegito2277 You might be a male?

  • @bsfunkiiii not ment that way... double meaning...

    more like even though

  • "Quivering beef curtains" oh God i'm in love.

  • damn

  • i swear if i had one wish, it would be to have a russian accent.

  • One of the girls are from KOA ! Did anyone else see that ?

  • @wizkhalifamantroop25 yup its lauren! :D

  • this guy is a pussy, i would just say; BRING IT!

  • @Gouki6669 lmao me too. girls could never do that to me. mostly because i'm actually nice and would never say anything like what they're saying anyway. tbh i have never heard of guys being this mean to girls over xbox but whatever doesnt matter. lol

  • lol i am russian and i lol'd

  • can i meet these women

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  • hey is that LAUREN FROM KEY OF AWESOME!!!

  • Does anyone else have a boner while watching this?

  • 1:25...looks like Demi Lovato and sounds like Starfire...

  • That really wasn't funny. I agree with iScreamPWN there.

  • O.O All of that would hurt so bad

  • @TBomb15 especially at 1:17 owww

  • whoa lauren francesca is in here! What the fuck @1:06

  • Penis Anthony dubliné

  • 0:25 is actually pretty cute

  • .....that poor poor dick-faced elbow ass sh*t cummer......i couldnt resist...but seriously i feel bad for him

  • why is there no volume?

  • once... something like this happened to my 11 year old cousin, but except girls, it was dudes.

  • Im strangely turned on by this....

  • 1:12 thought it was hilary duff xD

  • love the last girl speech :D