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  • it's not too bad if you can limit the intake.  nice drawings btw, dawg

  • I'm going to smoke cigarettes until I reach the ripe old age of 110

  • You my friend, made me laugh. The stereotipical redneck!

  • With logic not everyone gets cancer from smoking so there for the people that do its a problem with their body not cigarettes.

    I believe stress causes tons of health problems.

  • The music track makes this more comical.

  • I could explain the process of the respiratory system to you but I think I already lost you at resp... Respi, risper, raspy, awl gul dern it a damn Yank went and confy-used my verbal abil-uh-tees again ma!

  • Are you fucking shitting me?? Man get a fucking text book! Texas is a joke if you're what is considered educated. The smoke of a burning cig is blue but gets exhaled as white... That's already proof of exchange in the lungs, the crud the builds up on walls and filters; that's inside the lungs too, how about the hacking cough smokers get or the black shit they cough up. Your crappy doodles and redneck voice over are not proof. I'm thoroughly ashamed you are an American.

  • @AliasFacto, sir or ma'am, I hail from just east of Texas, not Texas itself. I guess you know as much about geography as you do the cigarette hoax.

  • Ugh! You call you crap narration and even crappier drawings evidence... No wonder you're a zealot. Dunce.

  • you know if you ain't seen it, then it ain't real....who the fuck is this guy and why is he making videos?

  • This is a brilliant parody - it should be on the Colbert Report!

  • Dude, I can follow you on most of your other videos, but here is the exception. I'm in biology class and we watch substances pass through cell membranes. I do see it with my own eyes. And the argument you make about smoke going in, then going out, well, here's what happens:

    The smoke goes in, what the lungs (more specifically air capillaries) perceive as air gets absorbed through osmosis, then the remaining shit that hasn't been absorbed goes out. It's now a all goes in, all goes out process.

  • he is convincing himself that cigarette is good, loser! i dont think there would be "comedy" like this. If cigarette doesnt cause cancer directly, but it certainly damages your lungs, then lungs turns you to have a cancer. You need to delete this video, instead trying to educate people that cigarette is not healthy and people needs to quit that, you are just making fun with it! since you this potential to make that video, why cant you make video that tells"people quit cigarette, it kills"

  • Here's the thing: Excessive smoking will cause damage to your lungs in the same way that excessive alcohol consumption will cause damage to your liver. Smoking in moderation will cause no harm in the same way that drinking in moderation will cause no harm. Make sense? Also,ciggarettes and alchol are both potentially addictive. But cigs do seem to have a higher rate of addiction. But this might be because theyre more accesible. You can smoke in public and wont get fired for doing so on the job.

  • bullshit... its fun to do? all goes in and goes out? u kidding? have u ever burnt wood or something and the smoke from it goes out part of the smoke sticks to surfaces while smoke goes freely out, when you touch this surfaces that the smoke hits your hands get durty from black smoke dust. so this in cigs is verry similar and part of this dust can stick in your loungs and could cause cancer.

  • This guy is a genius hahahahaha dumbass

  • real tobacco cigareetes dont cause cancer... chemical additives in the big brand cigs do

  • So much hazzle to quit smoking, and now I see this! Think I go ahead and buy myself a pack :D

  • "If you ain't seen it, it ain't real". If only people applied that to religion. Lolz.

  • Well I'm convinced!

  • Lol. I can't decide if he's joking or not. Funny either way.

  • Look at google images at pictures of somkers lungs... they are all very real, my grandfather died of a heart blockage caused by tar so i know cigarettes do cause death, cancer to be honest is a large part of being a smoker something like 2/3 smokers get cancer as a result of their smoking,

    Its unhealthy and also degrading.

  • @mrh112, that's just the usual liberal propaganda to prevent tobacco CEOs from feeding their families. You have drunk the Kool-Aid for too long. Did you even watch the evidence in this video? I bet you didn't.

  • @HorseCents

    "Liberal propaganda"... you do know Hitler invented the anti smoking thing right? you know the most anti libreral person in modern histroy...

    I would reccomend you do some real research and you will find that "liberals" are actually using facts which all doctors agree on, if you actually beleive smoking 2000 chemicals whilst also allowing tar to block your archeries and lungs is "healthy" or "propaganda" you need to go and finish high school enducation.

  • Dont believe the liberal hype 

  • Thank you my fellow Texan for your kind wisdom. But when I was in Church the other day our priest said that we inhale smoke that goes through our body and comes out in our urine after six hours. However the smoke that comes out is actually evil, evil the devil tries putting in our souls! Thats why smokers feel better after they smoke, they're now free of evil and are truly better people! So smoking is something we should make law, but it won't happen because the liberals are controlled by Satan.

  • "...take a puff, it ain't gonna hurt you none..."

  • nice joint

  • "there ain't no proof of that", there's more proof that smoking causes lung cancer than there is that god exists - what if i wrote down that smoking causes lung cancer in a book then promised god wrote it? you're clearly a communist.

  • It's a bounce!! :)

  • have you seen God, have you seen a tiger, have you seen a liberal or do you just go by what your bible says. Actually, tigers aren't real, they're just the animal planet trying to tax you into the poorhouse.

  • "If y'aint seen it it aint real" and yet you make claims about god in all your other vids. Have you seen him too?

  • @parsnipstew, you don't have to "see" God to KNOW God. Read the Scriptures, for they are the original truth.

    Mine eyes have seen the glory of the burning of the Elites, and a few cigarettes that won't hurt anyone.

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  • almost, came so close to understanding, just needed one more minute

  • Nobody heard the part " Let's draw these honey lips a little more honey. Turn that sideways there, and we got something real interesting." XD Here 1:39

  • Thisis not comedy or satire; stop trying to read too much into HorseCents's crystal message. The point about balance when inhaling/exhaling is especially important because it can be applied to Earth. As HorseCents said in another vid, peak oil is a myth: we have hundreds of years left. God commanded us to use the Earth in the Bible, and so we shall draw oil and use it to our benefit. "Emissions" is a hoax because what we breathe out thru cars&factories is inhaled by MotherEarth: natural balance.

  • @ThamesOrIsis You must be really dense to believe that this video is for real and not satire.

  • @thehobbsguy

    Who knows? Nowadays there are so many psychopaths.

  • "i ain't never seen a black lung"

    You sir, are an idiot...

  • @synzor it is comedy lmao

  • Do not listin to this fool! I am a lung cancer research Scientist. If smoke goes and and then all of it comes back out why would people smoke?!? Nicotine gets in the blood stream along with many other toxic chemicals. Yes someone always know a 100 year old man that smokes everyday 3 packs, theres also someone that wins the lotto everyday. 190,000 cigaratte smokers die every year from lung cancer, only 10,000 nonsmokers do. However many of those live or have lived with a smoker.

  • @jemoore8000 Even if you are a "cancer research Scientist" this video, like the others he released, are doused in heavy satire and shouldn't be taken literally and frankly i would expect "most" people to treat it as such and have a good laugh. And if for some reason you did understand that this was satire you could have said so in your comment.

  • @ShadowOfBlood16 actually... in one of his other videos he says that none of it is sattire....

  • @ShadowOfBlood16 I agree anyone with comon sense should see it that way, but comon sense is not so comon.

  • I get that its a joke, but I have seen a black lung. just saying

  • IF you dont see it , then it aint real!

    fukin doctors... why cant they use their eyes???

    it's obviously a liberal conspiracy to sell legal drugs to compete with the tobacco companies.

    cus the liberals are just plain blind.... or like to make up imaginary crap like bacteria..virus..CUS THEY'RE JEALOUS OF THE BIG FAT TOBACCO COMPANIES!!

    honestly who in here has ever seen an atom?

    if it aint in the bible then it's not real.

    the bible says....the bible says folks

  • Who is that voice in the background? I want to see what she can draw...

  • why would you bother putting this on youtube get a life clown red neck.

  • Holy shit

  • Dude, you're going to get cancer.

  • i think your fucking idiota......

  • The logic is irrefutable. I'm going to start smoking tommorow. He's right, it's a balance! And look at those honey lips!

  • Looks more like a broken pencil than a cigarette lol

  • lol this guy is funny. Where do you get a white pencil like that? haha

  • haha turn it side ways lol

  • LOL! He says if you can't see it, it isn't real and yet he is a religious nut who believes in something he has never seen. LMAO!

  • This guy ought to debunk the Bible. He'd be standing on more solid ground there...

  • lolol i am so subbing XD

  • @frediedead LOO (sorry wrong name b4)

  • @frediered. LOL

  • 1:45 u turn that sideways you get something really interesting.

    LMFAO!!!!!!!

  • You are right Republicans (especially red-necks) should smoke, Cigarettes only cause cancer to liberals ;oP

    That's why I don't smoke!

    Proffessor Hill-billy here makes a reasonable point, however now I'm more concerned about the sourthern medical level & med-schools acredability.

  • I actually seen black lungs before in middle school, first hand, pretty graphic,

  • DUDE YOU MADE ME LOOSE MY SKIN THAT I WAS ABOUT TO ROLL!!

  • is it just me or does that picture he drew look slightly like a dick and balls?? lmao

  • hahahah cracks me up. i like this guy. he has a lot of these kind of debunking vid.

    love his sarcasm. makes his point. opposite day.

  • You got a real purdy mouth...

  • "southen accent" that oxygen things bullshit i caynt see it

  • hahahahahaha

  • I just subsribed to your channal, but now I realized all our videos are 2 years old! :(

    Please make some more!! We all need more of your wisdom. PLEASE!

  • Hope o'l Sarah Palin appoints yew to the next sergin general!

    Seriously....thanks fer makin' me laugh. Keep 'em coming.

  • so petrol sniffing, paint sniffing, nail polish sniffing, spray paint sniffing, breathing in car exhaust fumes, breathing in poisonous toxins released by gases "goes in and comes out, its a bounce" such great logic

  • ive meet people who smked all there lives who are just fine,people who are in there 60s and 70s. I also smoke and have for years and am just fine.

  • this guy is a moron it has been proven by science that tobaco cause cancer get smart u asshole

  • @poonwoofer ................

  • if that were true. the pleasure of smoking would be momentary.

  • This is comedy!

  • lets put some honey lips!! LOL

  • i like your art style but this vid is silly as hell. balance? lol

  • @davetista shut up

  • "I've never seen a black lung... so if you ain't seen it, it's not real"

    There's logic that's hard to argue with. Well, not really. If you've never seen a train, you can still get hit by a train. So that logic doesn't apply.

  • Poe? :)

  • I don't even want to live so long becuase then I become wrinkley and usless and I would then steal from society instead of improve it.

  • Spoken like a true smoker! One thing I've always found to be hilarious with conservatives who smoke all day, they mostly disagree that pot should be legal. Now POT is fun. Cigarettes just fuckin stink.

  • i smoke, and MY lungs have never complained or offered me any "residue"...yeah I spit out grey stuff sometimes from deep down, but not that far down! it's probably dirt mostly (it doesn't smell smokey) , I do have a habit of breathing through my mouth, and I do come across dust reasonably regularly.

    yeah sometimes I get breathless (everytime I run)...but that's definately unrelated. cos sometimes in the morning when I run to the toilet, i'm breathless! but I havn't even smoked yet! go figure..

  • if you ain't seen it it's not real...lmao!!

  • 2:11 i was like... Porn :D wait D:

  • brilliant. I love this dude!! :D :D

    HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

  • "Smoking is going to kill you"

    If I don't smoke, will I live forever?

    "no"

    Then fuck it..

    "you could live longer if you didn't smoke"

    My grandfather lived to be 90

    "did he smoke?"

    No, but he minded his own fucking business..

  • Wuhahaha, this man is funny.

  • Honey lips lmao

  • this vid is a joke, get real smokers, u will die of cancer.

  • @SuperMrBentley no we wont, so you wish death by cancer upon us? were you brought up by Hitler or?!

    i think u nonsmokers will die 1st of air pollution...at least our lungs are coated with a protective residue, well, not residue per se, as this vid clearly debunks that idea! (did you not watch it?) but a protective shield of some sort.

    just think, when those volcanoes erupt..& all that smoke & ash comes down.

    who'se gonna suffer most?

    you.

    we will just be angry it contains no nicotine..

  • ahaahhahahahahaa

    fuking jokes

  • net deposit of SUT....

  • ironically, he is right.

    They got themselves out of billions of dollars that they would of had to pay in compensation etc..

    In countries with more smokers, like in Japan (64% of men smoke) there is less lung cancer and people live longer. The same can be said of many countries around the world.

    I know it's hard to believe, but not when you do some deep down research.

    He is also right about black lungs. That's a myth and only found in cole miners. 

  • @picklesloveslight

    ur an idiot, this guy's video is a joke

  • fucktard XD less smoke goes out than it comes in you moron. and go to ur hospital at least once in ur frigin lifetime you redneck and ask to see some smokers lungs. pitch black. stops air from gettin to your organs. no air in organs = no life for organs = u die. i hate ficktards like you...

  • @tristanhiv ur a fucking idiot, this is a joke he's making fun of rednecks, fucking dumbass don't know what the fuck your saying

  • @tristanhiv

    he's not serious, this video is just a joke.

  • @notfunny103 i wish you wouldn't point that out to people/(morons)...I quite enjoy reading their incredibly smart comments! lol

    these videos are better when we let the 'people' think its real..

    saying that though...

    the man HorseCents does have some very good points, i mean...the smoke goes in...it comes out...what is the issue?? what's with all these cancer conspiracies? it's clear modern science has failed us stupendously...

    give this man a white coat and the Nobel Piss Prize...

  • cigarettes does not cause it but higher the chanche of getting cancer.

    and horsecents go to a freaking hospital ask if you can see lungs of someone who smoked. most hospitals has a lung set of "smokerlungs" they are pitch black and he didn't die off cancer but not getting enough air in to his vital organs. so rethink you're fucking theory

  • @audio119

    this videos a joke, is it really that hard to notice that?

  • It's not that I don't understand the satiric nature of the video, it's just there's so many morons on the internet that I can hardly even advocate tongue-in-cheek humour anymore because there are idiots out there that think it's true.

  • lol. Smoke goes in, smoke coes out. Of course its balanced hahahah =P

  • HAHAHA, dude you made my day. Thank you! If you cant see it its not true. And millions of people do it so how can it be bad for you? You probaly are as dumb as you sound and I should feel sorry for you....but youve probably made more than one person laugh. So you did more for humanity than most people ever will.

  • lol the music is soooo addictive....

    oh and people this video is a joke because their cant be a living human beign this retarted especially if they put their video on youtube.... hich isnt really hard to do i guess

  • "turn that sideways and you got some thing real interesting"

    ROFL!!!!!!

  • Right! Cigarettes are a liberul plot! They're good to eat, too!

  • I have never seen a volcano, therefore its not real. Oh man, that makes perfect sense!!

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  • @MarcArtem Also it will kill you physically.

    What happens is the smoke causes an irritation in your lungs which is essentially a chronic injury. In the case of a chronic injury the cells are under more pressure to replace themselves. each time they have to replace themselves they risk mutation...

  • HAHAHAHAHHA .. lets put some honey lips .. lol funny sarcasm :D immage if you used his logic in RL . I never saw my birth there for I was never born :P

  • just cues u have not seen it does not make it not real. jus cues u never have seen anything deos not make it not real.

  • lol, so funny:)

  • I can't believe so many people took this video seriously, it's called sarcasm lol....

  • 'if you haven't seen it it's not real'

    You are a joke.

  • I have no comment......( apart from the honey lips gave me a boner)

  • if you aint seen it i aint realy ?

  • I hope you're not serious. as always, another arrogant American asshole. Alliteration win.

  • @wwooccoo americans invented alliteration

  • i dont know if i am explaining myself clearly here.... lets draw those honey lips more honey!!

    bahahahhhaahaA!!!! that is satire at its best!

  • Black lung occurs in coal miners. You get more carbon deposits in your lungs if you smoke, but people in Mexico City or Los Angeles probably have the same amount of carbon in their lungs as a smoker. It's the carcinogens in the smoke (which have no color) that cause cancer).

  • agreed black lung is just a myth! gotta see to believe

  • right on man, smoke goes in smoke comes out i like the way you think, but for everyone who is to dumb to just keep smoking are go along with it i will have you know that there is no actual proof that cigarettes cause lung cancer

  • lol wow...

  • If you haven't see a black lung, then it does not exist?.... You haven't seen an atom so it does not exist either....!?

    And how do we even know what your talking about?

    But yes, CIGARETTES DON'T KILL PEOPLE, SMOKING THEM DOES.

  • we got a situacion lol

  • your gulibility seriously ruins a good joke... unless thats the joke in which case good job people

  • this is a joke right?

    I smoke myself and one look at the cigarette filter after a smoke kinda debunks this guy.

  • your such an idiot, did you even finish school??

  • The smoke leaves traces.

  • @ZackathuiaKawonga wow...

  • @moses141 I know right? :D

    Science is like,

    So totally cool like woah right?

  • @ZackathuiaKawonga you clearly dont get that this is a joke.

  • @moses141 I know right?

    Like,

    How retarded am I?

    :L

  • @moses141 HEH HEH HEH!!!

    LOL!!! LOL!!! LOL!!!

  • I totally agree with you.

  • hes right kids!!

  • "I don't know what a parody is" -- A Youtube Commenter

  • The hot smoke goes in and sets the lung tissue on fire. The smoke that comes out is generated by the burning lungs. Thats how you get black lung.

  • Turn that sideways and you get something real. LOL

  • omg guys all of his videos are a joke. i thought people would have common sense to figure that one out.

  • @stalat You sure? I've heard people say this stuff in all seriousness.

  • @stalat please tell my it's truly a joke

  • @alej0n ur dumb

  • @stalat i mean: please tell me he IS trying to joke... and that he doesnt really belive in that

  • @stalat Common sense is surprisingly uncommon these days.

  • @stalat its real

  • @stalat peak oil was the first one I listened to and thought he was serious.

  • HaHa what an idiot

  • So it´s not in the bible , it´s false.

    You're just plain ignorant man.

    But one thing i'm sure, your happier than me.

  • If you are a comedian, you are not creating enough humour. If you are trying to be serious, you are showing a huge amount of ignorance. Either make your videos more obviously funny, or quit making them altogether.

  • if you dont see it,it aint real....hmmm,in the other video you talk about your faith in the bible,and in jesus...wow,and did you just dray a dick ballz and a vagina?

  • @supercoolguy125

    haha, I had the same thought about the sexual nature...maybe I'm the dirty one?!?

  • @amasarai

    haha lol,i think its both of us!

  • This is the one time I don't believe this guy completely. I still like him though!

  • Please, please tell me you were joking with this video?

    stupidest shit I've ever listened to and watched. When the smoke goes into your lungs the cells in your lungs draw in the smoke before it goes out again. It's not like nothings happening when its going in and out. Eventually after lots of smoking upon smoking upon smoking those cells in your lungs start to get dark from all the smoke exposed to them. After tens of years of smoking you die from lung cancer and you see the lungs are fucked

  • Really? Are you actually taking this seriously?

  • no, but you seem to be :)

    i got you the same way it seems

  • Gah! Troll...

  • Try drawing from a cigarette but not into your lungs, just keep it it your mouth and then hold tissue up to your mouth and blow it out through the tissue. You get a brown stain on the tisssue.

    Then do the same thing except inhale it into your lungs and then out through the tissue. This time it won't leave a stain because the tar is left as residue in your lungs.

    That is what builds up over time and gives you cancer.

  • I'm smoking a whole pack at the same time as I type this!

  • lol funny chit yo obviously not serious although most think so that have commented...hmmmmm the guy is funny female honey lips hehe

  • Yeah this has to be a joke video. No one would be this stupid.

  • OK, so you say if you haven't seen it, it's not real. Is that so? Have you seen God or Jesus? no. So, using your logic, God nor Jesus is real. lol, sometimes the stupidity of some people in the country makes me laugh.

  • He is joking.

    Sometimes the stupidity of people on Youtube make me depressed that the world is so stupid.

  • Out of sight, out of mind? Ignorance is bliss? Irony?

    A waste of time?

  • I hope this is a joke.

  • Soooo.. According to the logic at around 1:34, God doesn't exist?

  • Wow you're even more of a moron then the guy that made this video. And yes, god doesn't exist.

  • I may be a moron by your standards, but at least I'm not the one who made a YouTube user name depicting my undying love to a ridiculous excuse for a music group. Slipknot??? Common! Btw, how's grade school?

    Also, thank you for your inspired words: "And yes, god doesn't exist." Is that what Corey Taylor tells you to believe? Go be different with everyone at Hot Topic. I hear they have some killer black shirts you could wear (complete with morbid drawings of bunnies defecating on each other!).

  • "Ridiculous excuse for a music group". You know, some people have other interests than you, and it doesn't make what they like "ridiculous". Thats your opinion. Yeah i was a fanboy back a few years (but who wasn't a fanboy of at least something in their life?).

    My words aren't inspired, I've come across my conclusions logically and scientifically. And college is good btw.

  • How can science avail one in the denial that God exists? By nature, God is metaphysical and science deals only with the physical. Please enlighten me in your scientific method for determining this revelation of yours, as it would be considered impossible by modern logical standards.

  • ... two weeks later I realize that you have no idea what you are talking about.

  • Oh, and at least I don't dance around my room to Michael Jackson's music.

  • Haha! You should try it sometime. Its quite fun.

  • therefore the filter would stay clean you backwards idiot man. what stcks to the filter also sticks to your lungs which are basicly a filter for you to collect oxygen

    but i refuse to believe that anyone is that stupid good vid for comedy puposes

  • IDIOT! a small part of the smoke comes back out. i know, i have smoked for 10 years. most of the smoke stays in. proof? smoke really quickly and you will feel a headrush from the carbon monoxide.