TODAY Show Funny Bits part 1.

[FatknackerMacca]

We have our share of hilarious moments on our UK shows, like these, but can't compete with you guys! Search Fern dunking beef and Phil & Fern's funny bits part 3!

[FatknackerMacca]

Some nice totty on this show, great to see them all laughing and having fun. I can't be doing with people who get all serious about everything!

[KochieButtersmack]

The kids think daddy's bandana smells like somebody wiped their arse on it.

[imasickkunt01]

@johannine no he says blasphemy

[blackknightpc]

Dutch Oven - Definition - Farting under the covers and holding the sheets down so yer bedmate is sealed in with the fumes.

[thegoliathdream]

Richard Reid is so camp it's awesome

[NJLyons27]

Was that gay guy Tom Hanks?

[Spriterist]

i swear i watch the news all the time and i never see this stuff! is it like out takes or what?

[lizzy17895]

@Spriterist No, it all Happens Live!

[Doastar]

@johannine - I believe he says 'pardon me'

[imsohornynwet]

hahaha

[summercrane023]

and now here's.... RICHARD WILKINS! hehehe

[Rekopaa]

hey, dnp. thank you for posting all of these. i watch them everyday and really love them. thank you so much.

[hoboteacher]

At 2:40 does anyone else hear Karl say fuck me?

[WilliamIndyFan]

@hoboteacher He says "Pardon me".

[amicusnemini]

are these bitches high?

[Mistanyycguy]

Lol hooker lodge :P (huka)

[kquikz]

can someone explain the segway part at 6:35?

[Robinfuk]

@kquikz Presumably he's had an affair

[chelleyismum]

Hhahahahahaa "My husbands biggest fault is breathing"

[wogboypaul]

awesome funny!!



[roflmao2133]

Go to 1:37 and hold the space-bar for an epic slow motion replay of them laughing.

[Ouroboros70]

I want this show to air in SoCal.

[KevinWhiskers]

make it a comedy already!

[DUHFUNKIEPURPLEHIPPO]

how many doobs did they smoke?

[crasher1in]

Stoners

[livinglegend1187]

I hate when people say "partner".

"His partner squeezes it from the top"



[liamlololol]

OMG what causes goosebumps?!?!? i need to no!

[jnpolzin]

oh my god hahahaha this stuff is GOLDEN. i wish we had amazing stuff like this on tv here. i'm guessing Australia has more relaxed censorship guidelines then we do here in the US. karl is my favorite! if any male newscaster tried any of that here he'd be immediately fired. man, i need to move to australia.

[sickflopz1]

6:50 is priceless!!

[narutoblockhead3]

so true daddy cant worry about that crap :D

[IcyHot311]

KARL<3

[johannine]

At 2:41, does Karl say "fuck me"??

[awesomeguy6661]

@johannine he say 'pardon me'

[shaztekk]

@johannine He says "Pardon me"...

[SaybreofAges]

@johannine He's saying "pardon me".

[theidolwhorocks]

@johannine Yes he did. lmfao!

[ivolol]

@johannine No, he said "pardon me"

[209Paul2011]

@johannine he says pardon me.

[poppopdeadgirl]

Oh I love these guys.

[janedoww]

Hilarious.. Very REAL. Luv it

[VXxXAzzAXxXV]

it's like they film while they're high XD

[antsandlions]

LOL IS THERE SOMETHIN IN ME COFFEE?! XD

[FallenG0d]

I like both Sunrise and this.

[jryan6969]

Australian television is fricking priceless.

[duggan6592]

I'm not from Australia why is 6 50 onwards funny, did ur man's wife cheat on him?

[SuperLolo17]

Im so confused...what are they laughing at? still the pastetooth thing? lool

[MrWatcher1234]

@SuperLolo17 i think 8 o'clock sounds like "i ate a cock"

[CIBOYPRODUCTION]

love your videos

[sassygal300]

Today Show is great!! Wish we had a bfast show over here in the UK which had as much humour and style as this show has!

[Rikitocker]

See how upset that Kiwi Wilkins gets after Karl throws to Reid in the U.S instead of him? What a princess ... Wilkins bites it ... Karl = Legend!

[NGGillen]

have you ever wondered what causes goosebumps? no...

[slyonme]

bert newton its better...

[ducbui91]

after watching this im soo gonna quit watch sunrise and switch to this rofl

[aaabatry]

sunrise is better



[anubiswolfang]

@dnp52td she is the one wearing the red dress on 3:56

[moomiaowoof]

Completely deserves the Gold Logie win! :)

[mrschloepattinson]

That goosebumps thing made me cry! EPIC

[TheSuperSalmon]

ahha fav bit is 6:48 , i dopnt get it? but love the "RICHARD WILLKINS!" hahahahhahaha

[tunastrike11]

carl is a idiot

[leston4life]

The lady reporting at 4:40 is BEAUTIFUL!!! My God!

[Nesianhope]

hahaha

[TheTrickyTrickster]

@Yamboozie - im with you???

[liveinaport]

@kimbok101 yeah I'm pretty stupid, humor me. I really don't get it.

[kimbok101]

@liveinaport I bet you're like 8 or 10 cuz anyone would of gotten that you're really stupid it's not rocket science I hate stupid people like you

[Akito700]

this made me fucking lol irl

[liveinaport]

I do not understand the goosebumps joke. Someone please explain it to me ?

[07sophiee]

Melbournes weather is not realistic 

[Yamboozle]

Not quite sure what they are laughing about at 6:50, but Carls laugh is enough to make me crack up.

[BertrPad]

makes my day complete now hahahaha

[juicycoke]

6:50 HAHAAHAHAHAH

[firsrupert]

richard wilkins in the devil

[froggycss]

"Have you ever wondered what causes goosebumps??........no?" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOVE IT!

[knester21]

AHAHAHAHAH hooker lodge

[barnsey221]

@marcompanda12 brrrrrrrrrrt

[Smoke1987jdalej]

@marcompanda12 Just like "Tracy Grim-Jaw"

[hanros98]

to australians is today show like bbc breakfast and sunrise morning like itv morning

[Troobudd]

@hanros98 how would we know?

[bodzamahi]

This is HILARIOUS!!!! These folks are always guaranteed to have me in stitches!! Work should always be like this- a good group of beautiful, fun and funny people :)

[bodzamahi]

This is HILARIOUS!!!! These folks are always guaranteed to have me in stitches!! Work should always be like this- a good group of beautiful, fun and funny people :)

[clayton7m]

"cause daddy's doing more important stuff."

omfg lmao! i am on the floor

[colindominy]

Cameron DOES has a reputation as a very-basic, dumb-arse, sexist, dorky pants-man, after all. But - Karl & Lisa are good value. But Richard, poor dear, is long past his use-by date. As for Richard Reid .. he doesn't even warrant comment ...

[xXTenaciousJXx]

Omg. I can't believe Karl said fuck me on live television. He will go down on history as a legend

[MayhemInShoes]

Morning shows like this and Sunrise are heavily influenced by coorporations bottom-line thinking.

[Connor7106]

THANK GOD 4 CARL! THNK U 4 BEING ON THE TODAY SHOW!!!! IF U WERENT ON IT I WOULDNT WACH IT AND IT WOULD BE SHIT!!! and what did he say just after 7:30 when he started 2 laugh?

[subtronicX]

my mornings wouldnt be complete if i didnt watch today show..

great show , great team

[baldymort1]

haha what did karl say that gave kerry anne the shits?

[mam3k0]

I wanna move to Oz!!!  Sooo funny!

[ozfactor]

u totally should! shows on all-most every morning :)

[interest696969]

Its not that funny

[nrigger1]

Today all the way!!!

[plz1687]

Does the Today Show run on Chrsitmas Day?

[MediaNine]

Today broadcasts every day of the year except Christmas Day.

[mlewack]

Lol @ Cam...he rox

[frei2006]

You can see they have grreat chemistry working together! Thanks for posting!

[3bryants]

hahhahha  thanks for putting that together ,im never watching sunrise again

[airobsessed]

omg for about 10 minutes, they all sat there along with the camera crew having heart attacks! Someone wouldn't of been happy.

[robngal]

Today craps all over sunrise... Karl, come to work pissed more often - Its bloody hilarious... 9 Executives, stop censoring these people. Genuinely funny = ratings...

[xsarawilly]

LOLOLOL LOVE KARL

[MokeTip]

6:49

[ucd77]

Zing! nailed her, good 1 mate.

[sarahjade81]

Hilarious. Makes me giggle out loud in the morning... which is very hard to do!

[XxbuttterflyXx]

0:18 i love how she looks at them i love this show i used to wach sunrise but i hate koshi and his stupid opinons so i wached "today" way better thay allways give me a laugh in the morning

[natods5]

men are doing more impoprtant things hahaha

[istolethekeytothesky]

Haha, yeah, good call. And what's Rupert Murdoch's (aka the dark lord's) daughter in law doing on the show?

[irox3]

that is priceless....

[cwhast]

Haha, that's hilarious. The funny thing is, those were fuck-ups and they probably scored the highest ratings then.

[housemill1]

the two reasons why I watch today is they are not as rude (racist, sexist ignorant) and stilted as sunrise and there are only two choices. And watching karl fucking up is funny.

[jigaman787]

I agree maria looks old close up, and when see talks her mouth looks funny.

[PcKSnipE]

The funniest scene by far is at 6:50 LOL

[aussiedramachic]

lol i love "have you ever wondered what causes goose bumps? no? me either!"

ROFL tht is piss-ur-pants funni!!!!

[gonzofaris]

The funniset thing I have ever seen (or right up there). "Cos daddy's doing more important things" and "ricchhard wilkins" LMAO!

[WimmyWamWamWozzle]

Bahaha

"Hooker Lodge"

lol

[jafoosy]

OH MY GOD, thankyou i've been looking for that Richard Reid thing at 5:53 !!!!

AHHAHA

[jafoosy]

ahaha such a funny show

[jafoosy]

Today Show is 100% better than Sunrise, i think Richard Reid is great!

[dnp52td]

Are you Richard Reid? lol

[jafoosy]

ahaha no, but i think he's funny.

[PcKSnipE]

LOL

[krispikreme]

REACH OUT FOR THE SUNRISE !

Oh dont tell me you dont flick through :P

[truestar099]

today show is sooo much better

especially with richard reidhe cracks me up

[FultonSeele]

Classic every day. sunrise is like a child compared to this.

[widerangledotcom]

haha. lol.

[chopperee69]

i saw one time karl threw a boot at kam lol

[BOBBITabc123]

sunrise is GAY

[unalation]

LMAO!

I live the TODAY show.

I watch it before i head to school every morning and It just cracks me upp!

[stilltheone9]

This JUst shows why the TODAY show is coming back in the ratings. The show is heaps better then Sunrise

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