303 - If I Can't Smoke & Swear, I'm Fucked!

[BishopFreedom]

the first thing ricky says is better than jail is doing crazy things.. lol

[djjodskins]

Brilliant use of the Peoples Choices and Voices Act.

[EducatedHorse12]

LOL Trevor running from security at 11:00

[elliotjpryan]

>1 Dislike

WHO IN THE FUCK COULD DISLIKE TPB?!?!?!

[Bulletpierce]

6:28 thats how scary cops are in canada  they come so instantly

[michaeljamesmccabe]

snap snap "Let's go. Smokes."

[KrIpPlEOG]

'cant believe lahey burns premium'

[Shyhighable]

FUCK YOU!!..LMAO

[Shyhighable]

LMOTFO!!!

[AEIOUsometimesWhy]

That was the best J-Roc line ever

[hiriderjockblock]

Distrackalating:)

[rainbirdeleven]

Gut cassidy and the sundance cheeseburger

[renagadebilly2007]

RANDINATOR

[parsleysprigs]

3:18 LOL Julian is cornering bottles so he can put something in his glass. Later it's empty and he's still walking around with it. Best character ever.

[LibertyCityMayhem95]

Lol I always yell at the dogs in my trailer park and they usually shut up when I do.

[TPBXDRicky420]

10:46 Trevor WIN! I love how Trevor siphon's the gas then takes a hit off his cigarette! You would think he would explode or something! Then he actually escapes the rent-a-cops XD

[TR1PPER85]

big cocksucker which are in the ocean haha

[I2345666]

20:15 wtf did lahey say

[snowstormcan]

@I2345666 sounds like "boobies sa boobies". I'm sure I got that wrong. It's Latin though.

[jojjimbo]

LOL...poor Trevor & Cory, i feel for them.

[jukka4president]

ive said this about a few uploaders in the past but you have done the youtube community a great service. TPB is fucking awesome, thanks!

[xZorffinx]

You mean one of those big cock suckers out in the ocean!!!!

Bubbles is by far the best person in the world!

[ommdog]

I PAID FOR IT FUCK!!!!!

[theAKdank]

3:50 anyone else notice the person putting their laundry on the clothesline in the background?

[user98xp]

14:47 Ricky's got at least 3 patches on AND lightin' up all over the place.

[xSeanDrumsx]

I love watching TPB during school.

[hock417]

why is ricky drinking gas? is it really gas? or is it ice tea?

[lesterclaypool1]

@hock417 hes not drinking gas ,,, hes stealing gas

[beantownkid38]

This show was pure genius, despite it being about trailer park folk.

[brandxdog7]

16:21 HOLY FUCK! lol

[BishopFreedom]

LOL i just realized that the lawyer prosicuting ricky n julian is the special agent from episode 710

[Arceusvids]

20:42 I knew that was coming :p

[stashhasadeathwish]

ll your majestiy

[jppless1]

J-Rock: "I spin more rhymes than a lazy susan, and I'm innocent until my guilt is proven."

[GranTruismo4head]

11:14 F***K YOU HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[bkish]

at 6:58 thats for sure a tupac beat. trailer park boys +1

[bigtstyle83]

6:46

[cityshitkicker]

haha 4:30 "you mean one of those big cocksuckers out in the ocean?" bubbles, mah man!

[Leaveatrailoflies]

I'm sooooooooooooooooooooooooo glad this is not censored like showcase, it's so annoying.

[christiaNNightwolf]

distraculating my case lol

[JESSEARCANE90]

AHHH I LOVE THIS SHOW..... TAKES ME BACK TO THE TIMES WHEN ME AND MY GF WOULD GET DRUNK AND I WOULD WATCH THIS WHILE SHE BLEW ME....GOOD TIMES :D

[xKjimmyJx]

@stopglobalbullshit08 The dog even quits barking. Ricky is a dog whisperer. COme to think of it he fed a baby racoon too. He is the animal whisperer.

[666FUNBOY666]

lolol @ 20:52

[AoiNamiki]

Lol, I just realized that in the opening credits, the kids are singing "Ring around the Rosie". I can't believe I never noticed that before. XD

[queenshelley420]

i cant beleive Lahey burns supreme..ha ha ha

[yashar1991]

They never shake cory and trevor's hands, no matter what lmao

[tombrokaw3]

Did Rick lose some weight?

[canuckman87]

''You guys just got gas sickness just drink some water and dilute it man you'll be fine in 6-8 days.''

[d3v1lsuck]

lol provinces like texas and calgary

[Leaveatrailoflies]

You mean one of those BIG COCK SUCKERS IN THE OCEAN?!

[vancouverdogdowncast]

erica is the hottest. sarah is hot but would have to lose 20 pounds then she'd be better.

[EvaBongoria]

Ricky: Let's go, smokes.

Prosecutor Dick: But, i've only got two left.

Ricky: I don't care: you've been a dick all mornin', it's the least you could do for me.

[xXHeadTrIpXx1]

"Randy you better fuckin go on with yur perm coupon yu nomsayin Gut Cassidie and the sundance cheeseburger!" "What!?" "What you lookin up in my eyes for I got no candy for you, you see some candy!?"

XD

[brandxdog7]

4:31 You mean those big cock suckers out in the ocean

[BTNHworld]

yea i told this to the judge once.......

30 days in county so worth it!

[947969]

he knows its preimum by taste hahahaha

[choochinkaddywompus]

sarah is my love godess

[DerDudeInShanghai]

you know you're fucked up when you can tell supreme gasoline from regular

[mancreep]

11:12 So thats where Cory and Trevor disappeared to......they didnt end up in the Nut House, they went to the NFL.

[nledrew]

17:38 "Thank you your majesty" ROFL

[mellowM0NK]

the crown & lahey can go fuck themselves xD also ,loved jrocs part at the end

[420JBizzle420]

Gut Cassidy and The Sundance Cheese Burger. XD LMFAAAAO!!!!

[KnuckleBallz]

poor Cory and Trevor. Forever scapegoats. 

[drackdude]

If you look closely and are a huge trailer park boys fan you will notice the lawyer prosecuting is from the Big dirty movie. In the movie he is a judge :O

[DeathRaiderMMT]

LMAO "Gas costs a fortune with all the government taxes and shit, Provinces like texas and calgary its not so bad" I fucking lol'ed cause i live in calgary

[snowstormcan]

@DeathRaiderMMT and he actually says "providences" rather than "provinces". 

[zcatillaz]

transcribe the audio, its so fucked. 

[DeathMetalCreature]

I meant that it sounds pleasant, Ricky describing it that way.

[DeathMetalCreature]

This episode makes me want to drink fuel.

[InsanelyINsane]

12:32 - Lahey is so driven to put the Boys in jail he's resorted to multiple hidden cameras.

[davidstem18]

just got recommended this show and it is the fucking balls. thanks and thanks again for uploading these you are a legend.

[Dudelikey0]

@davidstem18 the balls?

[denisj13]

my new t-shirt "If I Can't Smoke & Swear I'm Fucked"

[TheJmok90]

im pretty sure this show is perfect.

[StopGlobalBullshit08]

8:38 "Will you shut the fuck up dog"

ROFL

[user98xp]

@StopGlobalBullshit08

Yipe!

[GuerillianUnion]

its supreme i cant believe lahey put in supreme. lmfao

[canadianmetalmaggot]

Anybody notice that the laywer in this episode, is the judge in The Trailer Park Boys Movie?

[frankenstang57]

Gut Casidy and the Sun Dance Cheeseburger...

[zack23946]

J Roc's interview outside the courtroom is hilarious

[MrZeus311]

treavor puttin the spin move on that security guard lmfao lookin like walter payton lol...SWEETNESS!!

[snowblind420]

@MrZeus311 LOL indeed. that security guard is actually Alex Lifesons son.. heard that on the commentary :P

[xILLxChronic]

13:43 "You better not fuck this up"

There are so many times in this series I've just wanted to slap the shit out of Sarah.

[TheTrailerParkVault]

@xILLxChronic Sarah, and *especially* Lucy...

...but I'd only ever sleep with Sarah xD

[TMASONW]

@TheTrailerParkVault hahahahahahhahahahahahah the only fckable woman on this show is CONST. Erica she isnt from the park haha

[TheTrailerParkVault]

@TMASONW I think Trinity's finally old enough that I can legally put her at the top of the list, actually :P

(seen her in Countdown to Liquor Day??) :O

[TMASONW]

@TheTrailerParkVault i did see her haha! but man she looked like my old punk gf i had a few years ago!!! hahaha she was in countdown for like 10 seconds and all i saw was her black and blue hair hhaha

[NotYourAverageJoe321]

@TheTrailerParkVault lol yha im pretty sure hes 18 now....that id care id probably cut the line off at 16 with her shes pretty hot

[PeteLewis1917]

@TheTrailerParkVault Trina turned out pretty good (she was in Juno and is 24 now)

[roryfitzpatric]

@TheTrailerParkVault You straight dudes are lucky all the guys in this show are old >.<

[PsychedelicInDaBrain]

@TMASONW sarah is hot as hell wtf are u watchin

[thSubliminalCriminal]

@xILLxChronic right? nosey bitch anyways

[icejames14]

@xILLxChronic every now and then i just wanna punh the shit outta fuckin lahey.

and when i say ever now and then i mean all the FUCKING TIME

[buttxdart]

@xILLxChronic i wanna see them eat each others ass lol....

[melull]

Thanks a lot for uploading we really appreciate it!

[SCUBONZIES]

i luv u