Top 5 Moments Of Eric Cartman!

[spartan12349]

flashing lights at the beginning of video mean to run of way from the video.

[Christizm]

Eric Cartman is so fuckin awesome I love him I remember a few years ago I had a korean girlfriend and I bought a talking cartman doll for her she had never seen the show actually i won it lmao but she ended up watching it all the time including buying the DVDS to it as well im now married to Japanese girl who hates it lol oh well lol

[TheSlojoe903]

okay did anybody else notice that in the pokerface video that the tv shows four instruments and kenny and kyle are playing two 0_o

[KeivanHH]

How could you forget Cartman's best song: "Kyle's mom is a big fat bitch". Tell me, how could you???

[TheAnimefreak1000000]

hey guys if you want to see funny *VIDEO* clips of cartman go to my channel and look at my Funniest Eric cartman video!

[Gamer420Boy]

The fucken song at the end is better then the whole video Thumbs down

[TheAnimefreak1000000]

watch my eric cartman video please! its a video

[ramongarriga1]

Where is eric cartmen arguing with his mom like justin bieber on stage

[dubpah]

video?

[julianthehero64]

wheres crap on desk

[lolwebkinz979901]

kenny on drums!!!

[Zooroonies]

cartman should go on american idol XD

[FullFatMooJuice]

@DROctogonapus8 Dolly Parton-In the Ghetto

[SharkyxMac]

Lol Lady Gaga ' ill take him home and show him what i got' pulls out her penis, 'Bamm!! surprise! im a dude'

[faralork]

wtf..... i got here from a danish show called "Jan i tyskland" O.o

[malv8]

turn on subtitles. youre welcome

[DROctogonapus8]

whats the first song called? i really like it and wanna download it.

[MattDugas2011]

Worst picked top 5 of all time.

Scott tenerman. Awesome-O, Fish Sticks, etc. Countless better options.

[iLoveJackingOn]

how the fuck did the part where he fed scott tenorman his own parents not make this!?

[Iluvmjandpranks]

cartman sings awesome! :P

[michael1236672]

LOL



[MCRGW2011]

lol i love cartman Xp but kenny is better X3

[kklol475]

lol this kitty has a dildo mom says ell this kitty is sleeping with mommy tonight rofls

[WtfImsantaclaus]

if you watch the "no kitty" part on 2x speed, it sounds like "mrownokittythisismymrowwwnoki­ttehthisismuhpotpiiie."

[sangrinn]

Great fucking video :)

[pianospawn1]

screw you guys.....home *points*

[Kieralovescheeze]

I LOVE KENNY !! lol

[OdotheusTheMighty]

Where is the "How would you like to SUCK MY BALLS mr Garrison " line

[DaGameNerd]

@OdotheusTheMighty South Park Bigger, Longer, and Uncut

[TheSlojoe903]

what if there was Suck mah ball mr garrison? 0_o

[kennethgame]

0:30 - 1:28 which episode is it?

XD

[pink12301]

@kennethgame It's the episode with whale wars.

[MissChaseyLain]

@kennethgame Whale whores I believe it is. Season 14

[givemeaBJsophie]

haha fucking funny

[n4t1v3pr1d31]

Omg i love eric cartman he is funny

[Chimb111222]

1:30 At 2x speed.... rofl

[Chimb111222]

I love that tornado/warning sirens were played.... But police lights were shown.... lol

[perfection404]

i was eerst de jeug van tegenwoordig aan het luisteren opeens hoor ik cartman ladygaga zingen xd

[domzilla90]

Wat u ment buy bad spellinf amd grammerz?

[TheMilehigh15]

CA CA Cartman

[TheMilehigh15]

0:49 he is singing nothing up on the bar XD thumbs up if u agree

[fuscojordan]

how would u like to suck my balls mr. garrison

[jigakoeochiro]

No Scott Tenorman!?!?!

[granite1031]

3 tracks only two instrument players.....

[ghostduck111]

Screw u guys I'm goin home

[TheXXxCouture]

it feels like the credits was longer than the actual video:)

[justonesniper]

anyone els notice on the poker face one that theres no lyrics and theres there instruments plugged in

[ClockwiseDylan]

LOL watch this at 2x speed. 

[S3RiOSable]

@ClockwiseDylan AWESOME!!!

[29664177]

@ClockwiseDylan haha funny

[MrLystme]

@ClockwiseDylan how to



[TheDannrz]

no scott tanerman? you obviously don't know shit about cartman then..

[MegaGrimReaper13]

@TheDannrz SCOTT TENORMAN! Here's a ticket for ONE FREE PONY RIDE!

[mikkeline213]

wtf i laughed hard

[CardboardGPS]

but it at 2x speed haha

[cosgrovex]

I don't give a crap about whales so go and hug a tree

[Marceline206]

cant read mah cant read mah.... FUCK THIS

[Hottelio120]

WHAT THE FUCK NO I LIKE TO SINGA?

THIS SUCKS

[Pragyeen]

Cartman's Poker Face is better than Gaga's :D

[winslynn]

MY FAV CHARACTER

[Jarocny585]

WHY ISNT CARTMAN ON THE REMIX 

[XxSaVaGeClUtChxX]

More like Epic Cartman

[luvgizmoable]

@corycashatt90

u r so right i love ec

[TheRedheadguy]

Rochambeau

[plasticwinter]

1:01 to 1:05 no homo

[hastyvictories]

@plasticwinter No homo, but yes pedo lol.

[MegaReyes14]

What episode is the scene of Eric sining Poker Face called?

[FunkDee17]

@MegaReyes14 WhaleWhores



[STINKFiX]

Kyle..you are fucking jew ! jew !! xD

[Tomzeeh]

2 times the speed :D

[AweSomo84]

311 people can't handle the power of eric cartmn

[TheIBOY11]

cartman >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>gaga

[corycashatt90]

Cartman is better than GaGa. XD

[Terminator98ful]

In the ghetto lol

[FatCat8900]

lol they're playin rockband

[candygirl1932]

hey u didnt ad the " How would u like to go see the school counselor" and then eric says " and how would u like to suck my balls"

[tom2k8787]

Lady Gaga stole the from Cartman

[M0T0CR055]

pockerface is the best ever!!!! popopocker facer!! popockerface!!!

[Simple816]

How did I get here from The Sims 3 Love Story by "kayk2013"??

[xiashley7smithix]

I reckon the funniest ever bit of south park is Cartman saying to the teacher...How would you like to suck my balls!! :)

[MICKYDAINTY]

i thought i was watching a lady gaga vid at 0.38 i thought i waz getin gaga rolled

[xXKillerRaineXx]

in the ghetto! xD

[LegeNarm]

From which episode is the poker face one?

[GdoubleWB]

@LegeNarm S13 E11 Whales Whores.

[CaptainNinjaz]

PAHPAHPAHPAHPAH POKER FACE XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDD

[dragonballprincess10]

omg cartmen singin poker face!!!!!!! XD

[rebal180]

1997 cartman was funny as fuck 2011 cartman is a stupid turd awesome video though

[magictaters]

NAOO KITTEH >.< NAOO KETTEH THATS MAH POHT PIE

[SerenadePumkin]

I hate poker face so I love the fact that cartman destroyed it

[monlinable]

My fav part is when he goes all high pitch on the CANT READ MIND CABT READ MIND lmao cartmans epic

[TheFireflame11]

Pokerface the best

[benjamen00]

cartman cartman cartman cartman CARTMAN CARTMAN CARTMAN CARTMAN CARTMAN CARTMEN

[Johndxboy]

On number 4, who is playing bass on rock band?

[4evayoung1990]

Thumbs up if youre watching and drinking or smoking kush <3 mwuah

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[93JulioG]

who looked up peanut butter jelly after this?

[Hockepincess]

MYAM KITTY'S BEIN A DILDO

WELL I GUESS KITTY'S SLEEPING WITH MOMMY TONITE

[TheSkillzzer]

@Hockepincess Tonite? Its tonight

[Flame92PS3]

@TheSkillzzer Its? It's it's

[TheSkillzzer]

@Hockepincess Myam? Bein? Tonite? 

Learn to spell Englisch before you write your comment. :)

MOM.. KITTY'S BEING A DILDO

'WELL THEN I KNOW A CERTAIN KITTY KITTY WHO'S SLEEPING WITH MOMMY TONIGHT.

[floro7222]

@TheSkillzzer who the fuck cares ? -.-"



[TheSkillzzer]

@floro7222 I do, that's why i placed my comment.

[goldzeoranger3]

@TheSkillzzer I also hate people with bad grammar and spelling

[zozochi]

u should respect his authoritay

p p p poker face 

[WannaBeLoris]

fucking jew!

[alervful]

@WannaBeLoris i am jew...and your fucking mouth mothafucker!

[WannaBeLoris]

@alervful how would u like to suck my balls?

[porknbeans2013]

@alervful you can shuck my bawls

[BigDaddy6270]

263 dont respect cartmans authorata now xD



[checkcheckcheck1973]

@BigDaddy6270 ur desprate

[gtvsoccr]

mitch connor

[Appledayvideos]

Poker Face (cartman version) is actually on rockband

[lordkay89]

lol



[tomrees82]

These are not Cartman's top 5 moments

[acmilanfan1011]

wow eric cartman actually sounded better then lady gaga

[dunajski10]

PAPAPA POKER FACE MAMAMAma

[Britannywashere]

Why can i understand pokerface better when cartman sings it...

[thetiger8myhomework]

256 dislik- AYEE! RESPEC MAH AUTHORITAH!

[hount1994]

lol when cartman sings pokerface its sounds alot better.

[xhyx1]

anyone else notice that on the TV the rockband microphone isn't on the screen... kyle and only kyle made him think he was part of the game when he wasn't! SCREW YOU KYLE

[johanzenandersen]

Funny how the guy who created the video is named: Kyle.

[lionsandtigers2000]

Respect mah authoriteh!

[YaYCell43]

god damn south park and their copywrights.

[oleiiii]

kyle sucked cartmans balls on imaginationland

and that is his best momment

[tomrees82]

These are not Cartman's top 5 moments

[Steyr455]

239 people live in teh ghetto!!!

[CaptainHindsight26]

was i the only one who noticed this at 0:48 there are two guitars and a drum but they are playing on one guitar and drums

[14funkeyboy]

@CaptainHindsight26 after i looked closer i saw it to

[alexrbckv]

@CaptainHindsight26 Thats microphone xD hahah



[CaptainHindsight26]

@alexrbckv no the mic is at the top *fail XP

[alexrbckv]

@CaptainHindsight26  was just kidding mate xD hahaha

[MegaPepsimax]

i don't give a crap about whales so go and hug a tree

[thesidewindersleeps]

You fail! Where is "He's just a boy! Poor little feller...." That is the no.1 Cartman line.

[heyitsgabixoxo]

you need to hav scott tenerman but other than that...

[Namadekim]

you can't have the best of eric cartmen and not have scott tenermen

[mattymouse2010]

haha number 1 should be there

[bigbenrfan99]

Jews can't make Youtube videos, Kyle

[SleepyLCK]

Peunutbutter jelly time

[theanswer01]

Fuck you Kyle

[curlybrace666]

@theanswer01 dont say fuck you fucken fat fuck!

[SalimandtheDalim]

After being on youtube as a toon director, I know how much hate people can give to me when reading these kinds of comments...but I think Southpark's fans might be a bit nicer

My dream is to be a film maker but I cant get into flim school, and I just got 169 subscribers, which is pretty impressive to me, but I'll never get noticed with these numbers.

If someone would have the heart just to give this a thumbs up and watch my toons, it would mean the world. Thank you all.

[korre777]

Respect my authority!

[ll0nexll]

First 5 seconds i was like, WTF SILENT HILL!?!

[TheEliteConkers]

TELL ME EPISODE OF 4 FOR A SUBSCRIPTION

[fretlessbass26]

jews can't be pirates... Well, I'm glad to see youve come to terms with your disability kyle.

[TheEliteConkers]

@fretlessbass26 YEAH THEY CAN CUZ THEY LOVE MONEY

[doglover2004able]

Srew u guys,im going home!;)best line ever!;)

[xNIGHTMAR3HD]

219 people dont respect Cartmans authority...

[NeonSwagg]

@xNIGHTMAR3HD authoritah *

[Dziksav]

@xNIGHTMAR3HD You mean Autoritah lol He sais it like that :)

[xNIGHTMAR3HD]

@Dziksav lol

[Dziksav]

@xNIGHTMAR3HD I didn't see the other comment cause your first comment was on the top. xD

[japple2012]

@xNIGHTMAR3HD **authoritah!!

[meantexanguy]

This video fuckin sucks, give up on videos dip shit.

[Scubasteve19191]

Mom kittys being a dildo! Than I know a certain kitty kitty thats sleepin with mommy tonight. O.o

[SnoTrooper19]

@msfabulous411 You don't know what a dildo is...

[nieknooter]

these werent funny

[msfabulous411]

whats a dildo?

[daneboe654]

@msfabulous411 a fake dick that girls use to masturbate with

[msfabulous411]

@daneboe654

thanks for telling me

[SethPlanet]

@msfabulous411 how the hell are you watching south park if you dontknow what a dildo is?

[Simple816]

@msfabulous411 ewwww

[SnoTrooper19]

@msfabulous411 How old are you?

[msfabulous411]

@SnoTrooper19

why?

[ThatAwesomeUsername]

@msfabulous411

How old are you? LOL

[itzjayjay100]

In the ghetto!

[somethingginger]

AWWW LOVE IT

[Scubasteve19191]

MOM KITTYS BEING A DILDO!!!!!!!!! x(

[coolkitty444]

whats so wierd is that I dont even know the words to polker face!!! XD but mostly cuz i dnt care*yawns* i am THE emin3m fanitic my motto: emin3m 4 lif3

steal my motto and you are dead meat *kills motto stealer and holds up* told ya