...This is a good time for a "What is this, I don't even"
Ropieroo 8 months ago
If alot of you guys are Christians on here and you're bashing these people...that's pretty sad. Captain hook changed thousands and thousands of lives. I mean c'mon, for real?
emilyspurpleafrica 1 year ago
O.O
MrAliasIncognito 1 year ago
What.
Athatchica 1 year ago
This is not "Christianity", it's "Cretin-inanity".
Peshkatari 1 year ago
What's really scary is the fact that someone came up with this show while stone-cold *sober*. O.o
anaktis 1 year ago
................how repulsive!
coolspindrift 1 year ago
What's up with Christians always dropping acid?
henrydarger 1 year ago
"Look at all these cute girls. Wowy."
Shavrek 1 year ago 3
The "are you trying to threaten me" bit at 2:25 gets me every time.
jadegecko 1 year ago
Wow they are so hip my eyes are burning.
tjalolx 1 year ago
Christian Pirate eh?
Boy I can can see it now....
"Arrrr would Ye like to accept Jesus before I make Ye walk tha' plank ya landlubber?"
gtw1983 1 year ago
"shiver my timbers"
antmichb 2 years ago
hahahhahhahahahhaha
this is sad for both Christians AND pirates... i don't know which side of me is more embarrassed....
and what's up with right at the end: "Look at all those cute girls.. WAAAHEEE!!" what the heck?!
JhadeSagrav 2 years ago 3
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All these people bashing Christians are fucking idiots.
DCancerVirusVoid 2 years ago
Is that one fat pirate dancing Chris Farley?
drunkuglyinsane 2 years ago
Grrrr... no wonder people hate us. (Christians, not pirates.)
DeepBlueCheesecake 2 years ago 19
A cold chill runs up my spine.
And let's face it, isn't a Christian Pirate a bit of an oxymoron?
ratuse 3 years ago 6
He knocked that black pirate off the boat just like a good christian would.
harster87 3 years ago 13
I had interpreted it as him seeing the horrors of what the white pirate was doing behind that waist-high wall. Oh the terror!
CoffeeSquid 2 years ago
Is there any reason why the puppet raping looks like the dummy from Goosebumps while the others look like Sesame Street characters?
neddx 3 years ago
because he's one of Captain Hooks original crew members from the 70's I suppose? duh!!!
lol I found this out because i was so amused by the vid i wanted to know what it was!
AndrewKH85 3 years ago
Let this be a lesson to all of you:
Puppets can't rap.
Fat and skinny white pirates can't dance.
And it's shiver MY timbers now, apparently.
pididle 4 years ago
Good old fashioned nightmare fuel!
CoffeeSquid 4 years ago 3
well, that's 2:43 I'll never get back!
badbum61 4 years ago
Wrong !
Watching this video alone will guarantee you eternal existence !
odelux 3 years ago
...This is a good time for a "What is this, I don't even"
Ropieroo 8 months ago
If alot of you guys are Christians on here and you're bashing these people...that's pretty sad. Captain hook changed thousands and thousands of lives. I mean c'mon, for real?
emilyspurpleafrica 1 year ago
O.O
MrAliasIncognito 1 year ago
What.
Athatchica 1 year ago
This is not "Christianity", it's "Cretin-inanity".
Peshkatari 1 year ago
What's really scary is the fact that someone came up with this show while stone-cold *sober*. O.o
anaktis 1 year ago
................how repulsive!
coolspindrift 1 year ago
What's up with Christians always dropping acid?
henrydarger 1 year ago
"Look at all these cute girls. Wowy."
Shavrek 1 year ago 3
The "are you trying to threaten me" bit at 2:25 gets me every time.
jadegecko 1 year ago
Wow they are so hip my eyes are burning.
tjalolx 1 year ago
Christian Pirate eh?
Boy I can can see it now....
"Arrrr would Ye like to accept Jesus before I make Ye walk tha' plank ya landlubber?"
gtw1983 1 year ago
"shiver my timbers"
antmichb 2 years ago
hahahhahhahahahhaha
this is sad for both Christians AND pirates... i don't know which side of me is more embarrassed....
and what's up with right at the end: "Look at all those cute girls.. WAAAHEEE!!" what the heck?!
JhadeSagrav 2 years ago 3
This comment has received too many negative votes show
All these people bashing Christians are fucking idiots.
DCancerVirusVoid 2 years ago
Is that one fat pirate dancing Chris Farley?
drunkuglyinsane 2 years ago
Grrrr... no wonder people hate us. (Christians, not pirates.)
DeepBlueCheesecake 2 years ago 19
A cold chill runs up my spine.
And let's face it, isn't a Christian Pirate a bit of an oxymoron?
ratuse 3 years ago 6
He knocked that black pirate off the boat just like a good christian would.
harster87 3 years ago 13
I had interpreted it as him seeing the horrors of what the white pirate was doing behind that waist-high wall. Oh the terror!
CoffeeSquid 2 years ago
Is there any reason why the puppet raping looks like the dummy from Goosebumps while the others look like Sesame Street characters?
neddx 3 years ago
because he's one of Captain Hooks original crew members from the 70's I suppose? duh!!!
lol I found this out because i was so amused by the vid i wanted to know what it was!
AndrewKH85 3 years ago
Let this be a lesson to all of you:
Puppets can't rap.
Fat and skinny white pirates can't dance.
And it's shiver MY timbers now, apparently.
pididle 4 years ago
Good old fashioned nightmare fuel!
CoffeeSquid 4 years ago 3
well, that's 2:43 I'll never get back!
badbum61 4 years ago
Wrong !
Watching this video alone will guarantee you eternal existence !
odelux 3 years ago