George Lopez:El Mas Chingon 1 of 6

[gecko77z]

Ya chole chango chilango que chafa chumba te chotas no checa andas de tacuche y chale con la charola Tan choncho como una chinche mas chueco que la fayuca con fusca y con cachiporra te paso andar de guarura Mejor yo me hecho una chela y chance enchufo una chava chambeando de chafirete me sobra chupe y pachanga VIVA MEXICO MOTHERFUCKERS!!!

[gecko77z]

"Here I got a new ipad"...-MAS PUTOO!!!

[cavalierfan1995]

i need a gasket

what size?

fuckin shit!

[Balloon314]

Mas Puto!

xD

[DonViko]

He is way much better only audio.

[TheLydianPattern]

la llorona FTW°!!!

[TheLydianPattern]

a webo!!!

[rmosborn78]

What does FTP stand for? I didn't hear it because when I was at the show, I was sitting next to the drunkest, loudest chick in the building. I think I heard one joke, which was about nurses... each nurse is blacker than the last, so that the last one was purple... anyway, what does FTP stand for?

[klmz18]

@rmosborn78

it means FUCK THAT PUTO!

[rmosborn78]

@klmz18 OH lol! Why didn't I guess that... Thanks =)

[mrsbagans123]

@rmosborn78 FTP= Fuck That Puto

[waternoy4578]

I wish they have mp4/

[InTimeUWillKnow]

blacmatikdotcom----BAY AREA MUSIC---FREE DOWNLOADS---blacmatikdotcom

[nightcrawler55]

i haven seen ONE fucken prius here in mexico hahaha

[alatorf1]

mas putos jajaja

[ZelatorUK]

lol when hes pretending to be a white guy "I think that is the smell of culo" hahaa ^^

[1jibaro]

i am mexican and own a prius....mas puto

[PhoenixEdwards]

master chief...........

[sinthiag19]

mas puuuto! jajajajajajaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[TheGreengirl12]

king of comedy my friends ;3

[PUNKem733]

@TheGreengirl12 He's awesome, but you must have not listened to a lot of other comedians.

[ronaldorm9]

"can i help you sir?"

"yea..i need...ammm...aaaa...a gasket"

"what size?"

"fuken shit"

[MADDOG6400]

@SUR13niggerKILLER Whatever.. I'm saving money for more bags of weed! :D

[MADDOG6400]

I'm Mexican and I own a Prius. I LOVE that car! I save so much and while my buddy bitches how he doesn't want to go anywhere because of gas prices, I'm just cruising everywhere and am like, "Okay, well I'm gonna drive down to Anaheim now!"

[antonioklb1]

@MADDOG6400 "u might get 60 mpg but u look like a puto doing it" just kidding brother, good for ya!!!

[ElVaqu3rito]

this guy rules dont hate and he really is like a mexican even though he's chicano ,

he says the truth thats all that matters.

[MrEdisonification]

shit man same jokes again.... he is funny but, be creativeand say something different. i know all comedians repeat ther jokes, but he does it in all his presentations....kind of gettin bored of his stuff.... member... u member... not funny anymore...

[nrbnerd555]

I fuckin' love his white guy laugh! HYEH, HYEH!

[jesselakerr]

mas PUTO!!

[eledi1983]

i wish he would do some shows entirely in spanish

[HighonExpoMarkers]

@eledi1983

George Lopez can't speak spanish. He really can't, he knows some words, but he really isn't a spanish speaker, so he couldn't do it.

[ledlinkin]

This guy repeats his jokes.

[redgpit]

@ledlinkin

all comedians do

[mjkded]

@ledlinkin and all comedians do.

[megen1996]

@ledlinkin search any comidian they all do

[ShawnsBabyGirl5000]

@ledlinkin  whats ur point

[Mixitrion]

I dont know what that is but right on! XDD

[ShawnsBabyGirl5000]

@Mixitrion XD

[brianKRAZY1]

lol i think thats culo hahaha

[Gearchica]

in Puerto Rico we had el Cuco...if you didnt behave el cuco would come get you and take you away!!!...i love you mom LOL

[WHITTIERMANDO]

Oh qué la night-night juice, esta mierda it no work for meh i stay up all night cabrón!

[iquitmijo]

he should be president !lol

[deannaber]

We dont buy into the global warming crap we still spill oil on the side of the house lol

[Hyan36]

LOL! the Mexican got a "llorona" story too

[newcaramrod]

mas puto!!!

[davidangelmp]

fuck u apollon09

[cc092285]

funny ha ha ha ah a

[uirukun]

George Lopez hits home. His jokes usually rely on everyday crap that happens to most of us everyday. That's what makes him so cool and funny because we can all relate

[israelana94]

@uirukun right. very true.

[crisandm1016]

we've got a dude named Manuel. ha estupido me voy a dar un putaso

[LILYAYO911]

omg my mommy had roosters

[antonyM2007]

what the fck is goin on

[lilsmurff100]

esta chingon

[PlayfulNsillyMe]

el goog night juice LMAO

[DeathRiderHDG]

i think that's culo

[wombastic88]

you dont need to be mexican to understand his jokes..

5/5

[mztweety1374]

but you do need a translator. and a do love me some chorizo. i put it in everything!!

[Notownsoad]

@mztweety1374 I put my chorizo in everything too!

[JayBrownAlpha]

@Notownsoad lol

[nightcrawler55]

@wombastic88 but u have to be mexican to get that there mostly chicano stereotpes hahahaha (yes im mexican lol)

[misfitsg17]

fuckin stupid get it! XD

[EldelaClave]

mas PUTO!!

lolol

[DIEGOHVELASCO]

CHINGON!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[1995Valdez]

Pinche chingon.! (:

[crocoploc]

5/5 HILARIOUS

[pacoelasesino]

La lloronaaaaaaa

[elbeaner85]

Love George Lopez even in that family sitcom "The George Lopez Show" this boy is so funny I downloaded this exact same comedy onto my ipod and played it at work and I must say I had people laughing hard!

[TheFlaco28]

no mamen se inifica The Fucking Best que putas es Quien esto la pinche chingon buey is suposse to be like this Quien es el mas chingon guey..aprende vato

[sordiddetails1]

Wey...No sabes hablar español o nada mas no puedes escribir?

Puta madre!!No te entendi ni madres!!!jajajjajajaja

[misfitsg17]

haha MAS PUTO!

so funny everytime!

[deljefe]

Mas Puuuto! lol gets me everytime

[gabeNarciso2]

what does mas chingon mean? its my nickname on my soccer team but i have no idead what it means... oh and george lopez is beastie

[tenjin28]

It means "Badass" in Spanish. For example-Orale vato. Quien esto la

pinche chingon buey?(hey, man, who is the fuckin' badass!?

[frankieziii]

@tenjin28 its "Orale vato, quien es este pinche chingon guey" good try though :)

[rAnDoM7707]

CHINGON MEENS BADASS

[flakisAnna]

is like the best...

[BIGB0SS711]

fuck off

[wootaboy1]

i was eating food, And when he said " i think thats culo " i almost suffecated to death XD

[dalonso1989]

i think thats culo Kelsy im gonna put it on my blackberry with a little v mixed lol hes a genius

[reina7663]

lmfao that goodnight juice...george es lo mejor

[Riggro]

la llorona jajajajaja

[Bankas29]

HAHA XD

[locamexicana101]

i luv George Lopez!!  mAs PuTo!!

[sportinglisbonsempre]

puta means bitch, mas puto means really gay, pinches gringos cabrones!

[ReyBrutal]

EL MERO MERO!!!!

[oortiz915]

The bets mexican-american comedian in the world.

[afernando17]

this is the only funny comedian ive heard or seen

[Bookgirl12345]

What does " mirah" mean?

[goofyskater61]

it means look

[icecru2]

look

[diyanuh]

it means " look" in spanish and is spelled mira ^_^

[612loco]

puto means faggot... or gay. or bitch... its just one of those words that u can put ur own meaning to it!

[blinkmelvyn182]

no, puto means male prostitute

[karlozusa69]

it can also mean Faggot, or muthafucka

[blinkmelvyn182]

yeah it means faggot or muthafucka in mexico but here in Puerto Rico means male hore

[mpsSalvadorian]

over in el salvador puto means male whore too..

[niffidude777]

lol wtf? where did you get that?

[blinkmelvyn182]

yeah it means that here in Puerto Rico

[niffidude777]

ohh i see.

[mexikoAMERIKA]

EL MAS CHINGON ala NETA fuk u HATING ass HOODroaches hahaha!

[GothicSatnist666]

puto means fag or gay

[skkinnyLordlife]

naa it means slut

[Bookgirl12345]

Does puto mean gay?

[Halo2klaymasta]

it means bitch

[skkinnyLordlife]

or slut

[amazingjecklebrother]

its means punk

[adrianhardhead]

no puto means Bookgirl1245 or ass a lot of people bitch but u can say your a bookgirl1245

[rawkprincess08]

mas puto!!!

[mexyman1]

george the king of comedey

[Bookgirl12345]

what is te name of this comedy show?

[whereisthebeto]

dam funNY

[obunde]

Just be grateful for the audio you bitch!

[obunde]

Very good post.Thanks.

[ChevyChase08]

allowance

mida i allow you to live!

[Aztecwarlord541]

SI SE PUEDE!!! turn the tortillas.

[Kweezy157]

Wow wtf this is dumb (The video not George)

[liliadawn01]

very

[obunde]

It is george lopez you idiot

[Kweezy157]

Hey fuckface when I said "The video not George" I meant that the video itself was dumb (because of no visual of him onstage) Think before you comment dumbass.

[obunde]

Then learn proper english.if u can say fuckface you can say "there is no visual of george".Okay pussycat.

[joep209eo]

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[mexigurl97]

my uncles name is manual jaja

[fucking313]

MASPUTO!

[Jledstones]

Is It just me or does George Lopez repeat his jokes?

[fucking313]

HE DOES BUT THEY ARE STILL FUNNY

KE NO?

[locita23456]

its que no imbecil

[fucking313]

fukk.you.homie!

[Bl00dshed310]

Most comedians repeat their jokes man

[JesterofPeru]

a few

[DJSIMBA12]

he repeats dem cuz some of them r his golden jokes u kno the ones dat are funny asshell

[DimeCG]

this foo is hard cord...hahaha lol. he is coming july 26th to san jose ca... im so going, i cant wait.

[bloasupreme]

wtf is hard cord???? dont tell me u meant hardcore, because ...... wow.... just wow....

[IcyFire15]

he has the best white accent

[jayman138]

WATHEFUKSGOINON??!

[halo3g33k]

its george lopezes stand up comedie

[MCGodzilla94]

just fucking awesome........

[pollolovessoccer]

GL es el mas chingon? simon Massss PUuuuuto!!!!

[kalispera64]

Hey!!...Why no image,but audio only?

It would be funnier to see his face,so we can laugh like the crowd does!!

Image,please!!

I really love G.L.'s show,and don't miss it every night!!

Greetings from one LOPEZ!!

That's my real last name,wat-cha!!because,¿Sabes,q­ué?,George Lopez rules!!

GEORGE LOPEZ,you are my Idol!!

[patty693]

why does everyone always have to leave bad comments?? it makes no sense....

[callofdutywownut97]

this sucks

[garcia2cool]

FTP

nelsonarias10

[dumbovoy]

stfu nelsonnarias ur just jealous hes successful and ur just complaining behind a computer coward

[FaithCorvis]

if i ever met nelsonarias10... I would probably make him cry

[toker4two0]

you two are ignorant fucks

[iwuzheree]

nelsonarias10 iz a hater

[Icedflamez79]

Well sabes que he hates you too!!

Who disagrees with this guy?

[Asaxof07]

porque, que te iso cabron?!

[winterolimini]

this guy...you got nothin better to do...get a life dude...i've seen your post in some other george lopez videos....jaja

you are pathetic...fuckin lifeless dumbfuck

[ramenmaruchan11]

he doesn't make fun of mexicans he makes fun of latinos

[winterolimini]

i am Mexican...you really need to get a life...he is a comedian...make people laugh...if you dotn laugh at your own mistakes then you are a selfish idiot...some people just dont understand...

[Koishii57]

Amen!

[dayton1432143]

im mexican too! hehe......btw your right

[leonelcuellar]

You see a chicano riding a hybrid shoot that motherfucker XDD

[duckrest]

I love this nigga!

[CHAKISTAR]

its from his cd

[alankat69]

hey is this only comedy ....i thought it was like a song

[curlygirl52]

what no picture

[BWP4LIFE1]

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[kijingrebus]

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[ismaelmailo]

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