MOMMY'S HOME!!! (10/5/09-215)

[NoraMarie13]

i love having rocktaard around but hes more in the newer videos....i love the new videos but i also kinda miss the old shay. not weight wise, but he doesn't have his old school jokes and crazyiness anymore

;/

[kellypk1205]

"Lose the 'tude, dude!" In this vlog and in January 29th, 2012 vlog. Crazy.

[missmaeson123]

i love sontards laugh.hahahahahaha

[bieberfan2727]

what is the name of the vlog where they tell the kids about rocktard i have been looking and cant seen to find it

[tagar56]

@bieberfan2727 FAT DUDE ALMOST DIES BENCH PRESSING! (12/22/09-293)

/watch?v=PTiJTZQCjXM&f

[Bibbabble]

Sontard never dances anymore!! He was so good!

[emmiebear09]

shays going to McDonalds :O, ive never heard that before seeing as he's sooo skinney ;)

[xoxoWafflesxoxo]

Lol the end

[jukey823]

It's so shocking to watch these old vlogs now that I'm used to the new skinny Shay!

[mysillykids1]

Baby tard is so cute pr is so funny

[MissNikkiNeko]

I think this is the only vlog EVER in which sontard has an attitude. Like princess and babytard get cranky sometimes and rock is a baby so he just gets like that but sontard is always happy.

[livelaughl0ve888]

This is about when RockTard was conceived :O

[DuncanDunn]

awww PT crying when they picked up mommytard was adorable

[rockstar1720003]

Looks like your younger daughter is left handed :)

[JCJfilms12]

This is where had rocktard

[hdraulic]

@fabbiee333 it's FAT DUDE ALMOST DIES BENCH PRESSING :)

[rareflorence]

LOOK AT HOW MUCH WAIT HE LOST!!!

[69southpole]

@rareflorence weight***

[rareflorence]

@69southpole it was late at night haha. my bad

[emeraldXsky]

I seriously went :O when the camera turned on Shay. Not used to that anymore at all. Wow.

[1204kiddo]

you lost alot of weight congrats shay

[rosaposa184]

Guys stop being mean to shay cos one of u just called him. A porker he has worked hard now so be proud and If u can't I strongly suggest not to put mean things

[wasntborntofollow226]

SHAY CARL GOING TO MC DONALDS !?

something not right here ... ;)

[uutooyu]

no offense shay. but i never realized how much weight you lost till now. you were the serious porker back in the day.

[Jennaroxxs]

BABYTARD Is an angel :) Such a cutie!

[FunkehhxPunkehh]

holy freakin crap shay... you've lost soo much weight! :)

[capaelizabeth]

dude....look at the guy creeping on colette at 8:45-8:50

[itzshirleyy]

dON'T READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE HOWEVER IF YOU DON'T POST THIS TO THREE OTHER VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS. NO, YOU'VE ALREADY STARTED READING THIS SO DONT STOP. THIS IS SCARY. PUT THIS ON FIVE VIDEOS IN THE NEXT 143 MIN. WHEN YOUR DONEPRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS

[IHASCUPQUAKE12]

@itzshirleyy ....................im scared

[IHASCUPQUAKE12]

@itzshirleyy of

[IHASCUPQUAKE12]

@itzshirleyy if i go to knott's berry farm.......that!thats is my best day ever.............but i do go there all the time.............soooooooooooo­ooooooooooooo.WHATEVER!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!

[imasupergleekx100]

no offense, but i always saw sontards dancing as...... frolocking

[MayraVVBB]

i was like: huh THREE kids? ;)

[OSETINKAVKAZ12INCHES]

you got a hot wife bro. Hawt wife.



[fatdevil7]

HES GOT THOSE FINGERS GOIN lol

[gasicus]

HAHAHAHAHA GOOD OL DAYS OF 1-5 STARS ON YOUTUBE! :)

[cookiemonster112443]

LOL you cant handle this

[carlybrianna]

I love sontards laugh, it make me laugh !

[shaun20279]

wtf the chubi kid sounded like a crying chipmunk from 3:56-3:58

[KittehBrownheh97]

@shaun20279 ...

[shaun20279]

the kids dance is like a retarded micheal jackson that just used meth XD.

[SalinAzmi]

his kids are adorable and hilarious!

[kbizawsome]

@kajalp09 I agree with you!

[kbizawsome]

I miss the old endings like this!!!!!!! But the end slates are cool too!

[Ijared]

Sontrad so cute, I like how he giggle

[kajalp09]

Aww I miss the endings being like this!

[JuustLeah]

This was the first shaytards vid I ever saw, I'm glad I started watching(:

[justinbieberlove364]

They have to be heads up to be lucky

[NinjaBunnyPro]

lol. i remember wearing those kinda plastic dress up shoes when i was little

[sweetiekpm]

I'm glad Sontard's dancing has improved! ;) <3

[Loveslaughing555]

i DONT LIKE IT BUT I LIKE THE BEIRD

[mlbboy1229]

Hey Shay! i love all your vids can you please check mine!!! i made a new one about a murderer calls a random guy lol

[bay0809]

i love all the endings....lol 

[macie1243]

BABYTARD IS SOOO CUTEEEEEEEE

[larrydav1d]

LOSE THE TUDE DUDE!! <3 Shay's parenting skills, no joke.

[jacksonsam81]

PT crying for momytard. So adorable

[WTHooters]

@GiJordyn srry spelled your name wrong.. Look at the comeent below thanks

[WTHooters]

@Gijordyn saying things are gay is disrespectful to homosexuals... Saying that stupid stuff is gay is basicly saying gay people are stupid and infact they are not.

[PoisonTheBK]

@WTHooters LOL. your acting stupid, that means you're gay.

[tqliu]

Bowwwn chika bowwwwwoowww

Thats what his baby said

[GiJordyn]

@tqliu That show is gay

[tqliu]

@GiJordyn Which show?

[GiJordyn]

@tqliu Phineas and Ferb, my little brother sings that song all the time!

[ernigirl98]

hahahah i love at 9:16 babytard looked like she was laughing!

[EmmaAwesomeSauce29]

Aww, PT started crying.

[JCena9999]

in 4;40

[JCena9999]

the aa john cena's finsher

[sweetieecoolgirl]

I just love PTard!! <3

[jeffhardyfan999able]

look at 8:36

[manny2189]

I can't stop laughing at the end!!!

[itsSmilez100]

oh shiz! babytard is so young here :)

[michellerbn]

hahahahhaaa. the girl u were talking to at the airport looked extremely scared

[1funnyvideogirl]

Awwhh!! Look at pt , she's cryin @8:36

She missed mt soo much

[YovilleCinema]

whenever i look at sontard i wnna pinch hes cheeks so badlyy hahaha! hes so adorable xx

[soccerdiva8787]

LOL, @ the crepper @ 8:49

[glittery4life]

Welcome bak

[Gunfulker27]

Welcome home MommyTard! You son will break your nose tomorrow!

[vexor2020]

thumbs up if your watching this in 2011

[tootsiepop007]

Shay-"Who did u show your dance to?"

ST-"M-Everybody!"

[booklover12381]

Waching shaytards all ways make me feel better :)

[sdloser45]

WHICH VLOG DID THEY ANNOUNCE ROCKTARDS PREGNANCY IN?!?! I CAN'T FIND IT AND WANNA WATCH IT!!!

[tas03910]

@sdloser45 i beleive its :fat dude almost dies bench pressing :)

[Spahdez]

Lol babytard... first she steals a ride and now she beats up Daddytard.

[mooonwalkerx3]

i just notice they always leave the front door open in the LA vlogs lol

[sjoooonnie]

mostly because i think they got cancer on em, or aids.. hahahaha.

[IsaSaenz98]

at 8:32 you can hear princesstard crying because of mommytard

[deadm11396]

The end was funny lol babytard with the broom lmfao

[GiovanniRose277]

another reason why i love mcdonalds, lol

[TwentyFourRoses]

GOO VIKINGS !

[onetrashdancer]

Mommy Tard MMMMM got to get me a taste of her back side :)

[leaharagon]

My first ever Shaytards video. Haven't missed one since <3

[MarioFan124]

9:28 Best face ever!!

[melissadelph]

3:55 sontard sounds like a baby!!!

[fourgirls919]

0:07 I can see the door!

[sticklysickly22]

mimic



[chocolatetears1995]

i justt realized tht this was downloaded on my 14th birthday!! :D

[Dosefamily]

ROFL. the end

[Beanoz4]

260 people were not excited to see mommy again..

[larrydav1d]

260 people need an attitude adjustment!! xD :3

[KayTuck22]

Haha, Shay you scared ME at the beginning! Lobe you guys :)

[izzycook1]

Ha lol love the videos

[Cookie4cora2lee]

OMG that was soooo effin hilarious when the kids were copying you i laughed out loud!! hard... XD i loved that

[SuperGoldenfalcon]

don't take in what those people say about you, their just low life pussys that talk crap over the internet and think there "cool" or whatever, they can't say it to your face because their to puss to do so.

[zepps88]

aww princesstard was crying because she was so happy to see katilette

[PopPeyton]

lol the ending! ROFL

[larocque27]

Can get aids from money or cancer. Can get aids from have un safesex with someone who has it or you can get it blood to blood open wound. Also if a drug user shairs same needle with some who has aids ... Look it up. You can get the flu bug threw dirty money

[michelleeez]

mommytard!!!

[FlippinMissy4]

packers!! there gonna be in the superbowl in 2011!

[Daddysgirl804149]

YOU LEFT THE DOOR OPEN AND ITS DARK :O

[indibindi97]

Cool

YouTube 'lucy singing a thousand miles'

She is brilliant!

[TheRedKatt]

THAT LAS PART IS LIKE CHUCKIE lol

[garfield1268]

4:41 anyone else thinking of john cena?

[sophiedophie58]

@thehamsterlove1 i hate it when mean and stupid people like you actually watch the whole nine minute and thirty four second video just to comment on something you hate about someone that has done nothing to you. I HATE IT WHEN BORING NERDS AND FREAKS WHO LIKE TO PICK ON LITTLE KIDS MAKE COMMENTS THAT ARE OBVIOUSLY GOING TO BE THUMBS'D DOWN AND SPAMMED.

[sophiedophie58]

@thehamsterlove1 ok! im sorry! jeez, u didn't have to cuss. ur comment was already spammed, which means there are other people who didn't like it! I am not taking back what i said, but i understand that i hurt you, and you hurt me. sorry! I AM SORRY. IT WAS SPAMMED. some other people, including Shay, didn't like the comment. sorry, and to me, ur comment was not expected. if i were you, i would say " well, that's ur opinion," instead of calling me a fat b**** and telling me to rot in h***. sorry.

[sophiedophie58]

@thehamsterlove1 im hoping you're nice enough to say it's okay, and that sometimes, people get out of hand. because im saying that it's okay, i've been bullied before, and i know what it feels like for people to call me fat. it's just the feeling came back to me, which made me kind of mad. people do get out of hand sometimes, like i did with my first comment, but i hope when you look back at yours, you feel the same way.

[MyHoney1997]

does someone need an attitude check

[2009kirralee]

sontard is a baby in this one

[pandalover555]

3 kids will become 4 kids in the future

[arisanji]

awww princesstard! missed her mommy so much!

[pctranquilino]

this is the first shaytards video i watched, hooked on ever since... i remember myself saying "this guy's wife looks like that chick from harry potter"

[Dhanijel1]

how the hell did you get to score with that woman 3 times?

I reckon she was drunk the first time but the second and third?

[FreyjaKate]

@Dhanijel1 Correction.. 4 times! ;)

[Dhanijel1]

@FreyjaKate

Lucky bastard.

[FreyjaKate]

@Dhanijel1 haha she's lucky too! I think Shay's lovely! Like a big cuddly bear!

[coachluver07]

$44.44 USD Download.. :/

[Gcole200]

OH MY DAYS!

3:58 THE BABY IN SONTARD IS UNLEASHED!

[ieatlightningxo]

ARE YOU GUYS EXCITED?

[mandapanda0293]

babytard totally talks to malachi at like 6:40

[brenduhhize]

hahahahahhahaha the ending

[skullwhisper]

is princess tard called princess tard at school

[bakuganbrawler2010]

love the ending not like the bike that is funny

[greedyday]

OMG love the ending !!

[TheHeyyAndy]

this is the very first video i have ever seen of the shaytards and ive seen all of them since.

[ProfesionalCakeEater]

sontards laugh is addicing

[TheGuitarTuber]

that should be on a shirt

"Roll over I'm Tickling You!"

[umaar50]

I like how Shay wakes his family members up just to wave to the camera

[TheSantaiscool]

do you always have your door open

[imaanyWaany]

@landkruezer

Why are u soo rude because majority of us like this and if u have a problem then don't watch it you attention seeker

[salamanceboy]

i love the ending gave a smile :D

[princesspeach0917]

lol at the end

[Anglex3791]

@LandKruezer You know what keep your mean comments to yourself if you don't these videos don't watch them don't even go on the videos he vlogging everyday  for you guys give him respect I don't care if you don't like the shaytards but that dosn't mean to post a rude comment about them just leave like really!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!

[missdiva5678]

7:55 = definition of awk.

[katkisses71]

You guys are awsome..... do you have facebook ...? would love to meet you !!!!!

[tclol]

i dont think steve irwin can rate now :'(

[Xsarahm95X]

Sontard is just TOO cute!! XD

[TheLorenPrince]

i love son tards laugh so much and baby tards just random HA's.

[Gcole200]

SONTARD SOUNDS LIKE A SMALL BABY!

[Swiftycentral]

@Gcole200 WHAT???

[SakuralovesGaara1]

Lol the last scene was really funny lmao

[LizAZ08]

Lose the tude, dude!

[jessshaun623]

Haha I'm a diehard Viking fan!!! That's great!!! I was like "Did he say the VIKINGS?!"

[iAmThePrettyGirl]

Vikings are now my 2nd fave team cuz of the SHAYTARDS!

[RukongaiZX]

why pay 44:44 for this video ?

[EricGonz17]

@RukongaiZX safe keeping?

[MissyMeishere]

DDDDDUUUUUUUDDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEE you are like sooo funny :D

[sciomni2008]

love the ending

[webkinzygirl]

Just the squeak of the chair after 3:12 makes me pmsl

[heyAMMEN]

i love how the door is always open. :)

[keener932]

mommytard is like the best mom ever

[mayormccheezexD]

I would pay 44.44$ for this or i could just watch it right here for free :P

[aznbabiiboo408]

Vikings sucks!

Green bay sucks!

Bears FTW! :D Sports is not just for the men. Lol

[MZZnuviaZZM]

VIKKINGS SUCK

GREEN BAY AWESOME

[MegaHunter115]

EPIC!!!! dance FTW!!!

[Dave9494]

4:33 Babytards laugh!

[webkinzygirl]

@Dave9494 Sontard

[TheLimegreenlover]

lol I love the mcdonalds dude did u know what was going on was he really wasted?

[202pds]

is she mimicing me or mocking me? LALALALALALA! i think shes mocking me.

[0squirtle]

i <3 SON TARD so cuuteeeeee