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  • Hahaha this was gold!

  • come on swoozie i know ur game is betta than that man in yo story u be gettin mad girls wat happend i wanna know

  • I hate how much mountain dew changed, its MTN now, not even the word Mountain. The favor kind of changed in my opinion =(

  • were u actualy craing

  • Still the funniest video you've made adande haaahaa!

  • aw sorry man xP

  • is this real?

  • Man it's a cruel cruel world when a mountain dew girls rejects you XD

  • master's like: dude u don't need her. lol!

  • this man swoozie asked master for advice right in her face!!! LOLLL he was like "what do i do now man?" omggggg. lollll he was like "i feel something here you dont feel it? he felt it." lolllllllll took me right out of my slump. loll

  • mountain dew kills sperms...

  • @xxBabyDoll717xx then i can have kids

  • the end is the best part xDD

  • lol " i dont even want the mountain dew, i dont want it"

  • yo swoozie i love ya bro but the way you handled that one um no es bueno

  • Get em, Swooz! haha I love this video dude.

  • omg this is creepy. but this is funny.

  • Master is so hilarious in this. I love you guys xD

  • she hot man!

  • i have one word... awesome

  • She doesnt like blackguys LoL most of em dont! LoL SOme do tho if youre rich and famous. I'd say about 30% of women in the country are into black guys

  • Really, were you really crying? Awww man... You're so nice person and that girl was just so rude and colder than ice. Jeez... Oh well... At least I know you have gotten multiple times lucky with other girls which you have talked on your other vlogs. ;)

  • whats master youtube?

  • Lol, Great video. I especially love this part (2:07)

  • lol adande you got REJECTED! lol, I'm telling you have to get a dominican girl, they loved caramel. btw for the record that mountain dew girl was rude.

  • @HitokiriJorvis naw 4 real what does btw mean?

  • @MrNight48 BTW = By the way :D

  • @HitokiriJorvis thank u so much, cuz every1 been using it and i... just didnt get it. :)

  • swoozie man u are the funniest boi ever! love all ur vids keep it up bro !!!

  • haha dude... seriously? shes not cool enough for you anyway bro, but dang that was some sketch game. google? you admitted to stalking her! that needs to go in your "relationship donts" vlog haha.

  • dude every new vid i watch gives me more jokes then the last, thanks, your awesome.

  • *lol'ing facepalm*

  • lol was big swooz really crying man..

  • no haha he just pretends to cry when girls reject him =P

  • lol 2:12 swoozie "i dont even want the mountain dew" master - "ill take it im thirsty" now thats a true friend

  • SAN DIEGO what what lol video was hilarious

  • I'm watching :) last one because i've been watching like 6 hours straight or something I must of watch like 35 vids back to back.... and bed time ;)

  • "i don't even want the mountain dew"LOL

  • LOL

    i love how quickly the vid transitioned to you crying- hilarious. kinda sad but hilarious.

  • Did anything ever happen swoozie? Did she ever get in contact with you on Myspace?

  • mountain dew kills sperm THEM TERROISTS :D

  • LOLLLLLLLLLLLL she was soo embarased

  • what is swoozie's myspace?

  • myspace(.)com/adande

  • wtf were you trying to hit on her lol

  • lol she doesnt like black guys hillarious man i dont think your wrong with that comment though lol

  • man im sry that was horrible it wasent u it was her i guess haha

  • oh GOD... i'm dieing LOL..

  • LoL.

  • I tried using myspace as a way to communicate but it doesn't work. If your going to ask a girl to keep in touch the way to go is straight to her phone the old way. When you say myspace all kinds of thoughts are running through her head especially internet pimp. Most girls will give it to you but wont keep in touch. Mainly because they are iffy with guys that use the internet to pick up girls.

  • lol xD convincing laugh

  • hahaa,''I FEEL SOMETHING HERE YOU DONT FEEK IT, YEAH HE FELT IT'' haha, and the end was funy to

  • dude i know exactly how you feel swoozie lol

  • lol she dont lik black guys lol

  • lol SHE DOENT LIKE BLACK GUYS

  • We googled you - wow.. thats smooth

    " i dont even want the mountain dew " - xD xD

    Wheres part 1 dude?

  • SWOOZ!!!! where is pt 1????

  • haha hilarious "we googled you" wtf lol

  • nice try, maybe next time at a sprite bar?

  • haha dont worry man we all get shutdown sometimes

  • "we googled you" thats always a way to start off a conversation LOL

  • you need to stop lol

  • lmao,the last part was halarious

  • LOL the was master cradles you is to funny!

    ...i don't even want the mountain dew man....

  • swoozie you kill me! You're freakin' hilarious man!

  • "i dnt even want the mountain dew" haha

  • lmao

  • LOL the end.. she doesnt like black guys, im telling you.. HAHAha

  • funny funny video cant stop laughin

  • smooth...very smooth

  • Nah man she was totally into you

  • hahahaha@ "you got any mountain dew back here?"

  • haha

    i didnt find any part one

  • CGS never gave me a copy of part one- they only had it on their web site

  • its all good.

  • Swoozie is the man!

  • Where's Part 1?!?

  • lol dam yo u messed up...came on like a stalker lol...bt hey somtimes dat happens jus dont kno wat to say lol...i bet wen u left u was like man dis is wat i should of said lol...bt a theres alot a girls out der lol.wow one of the most awkward moments ever lol

  • This is one of my favorite Swoozie vids lol. It's so funny. Shame the it doesn't have that many views.

  • This is just funny. Very Well done.

  • LMAO.... Cool as a cucumber... Lmao!!!

  • haha great job!

  • When Master (I think...I'm still not too sure on the names) took your drink and said, "I'll take it, man, I'm thirsty." I cracked up. That was really perfect timing for him to do something like that.

  • hahhaa, this is hilarious. I must admit, some bitI did get fooled & thought it was for real

  • was this scripted?

  • Was not-- she had no idea we where gonna try to hit on her... but she went along with it very well

  • lol I was askin because I remember watching a couple vlogs back that you guys did skits

  • were u really that sad??

  • Why dont you "Dew" me a favor.

    Classic!

  • lol - "she doesn't like black guys, man, I'm telling you!" that made me spit out my drink lolololol

  • hahahahahaha

  • lmao.

  • We don't have Mountain Dew in the UK anymore! :( Judging by that Mountain Dew heaven, it's probably because that girl stole them all!! She's not right for you Swoozie! First she's stealing the mountain dew, next it will be your pokemon link up cable! bad bad bad!

  • brilliantly played, swoozie, even though you didn't get the url\digits\date. Never let the camera see you cry. :-)

  • DOMO-KUN!!!!!!!!!

  • I don't even want the mountain dew man lol.

  • :sniffle:

  • man i thought you had her lol, well yeah masta is right man you don't need her you is a perfectional gamer, you don't need her =]

  • lol we dont need her lol i thought u had that one

  • were you crying?

  • ::sniffle:: well...

  • "i don't even want the mountain dew". hahahahaha.

  • excellent!

  • Man swoozie wish I would have found your channel along time ago. That was funny. She was playing major hard to get.

  • i thought u was shy around girls swoozie why wasnt that the cast with this one

  • For some reason- when the cameras come out- so does my confidence level ;)

  • lolz Master was no help at all xD

  • Yo whats up sWooZ, this is Fa7aL from the streaming chats.

    Mad props on this video man, holy crap I about cried from laughter.

    "She doesn't like black guys man..."

    Lol.

  • MDew girl likes me-- she doesnt know it yet

  • "U saw Spielberg walk in earlier" ROFL hahaha

  • haha this is funny as hell

  • Wow.... u never give up do u?!

  • I know MT Dew girl really likes me... I'm just trying to make her job easier. Isn't it obvious that she and I are meant for each other? :) haha

  • Haha... keep believing that:)

    It might have been traumatizing for you but it made a lot of people laugh?

    :)

  • Man if you dont get her you will get someone everyone will be jealous of such as Olivia Munn or something.

  • yo swoozie your my hero dude

  • funny swoozie ROFL!

  • haha just go straight for the kill swoozie

  • funny as hell bro!!

  • lol i cant stop laughing!!

  • *rubs hands together*

    Mission Acomplished

  • i love your blogs adande they are the reason my face is glued to my screen you should keep up the good work dude

  • That was flippin' hilarious man.

  • ouch, got turned DOWN... ooooo

  • LOL.

    sWooZie: I dont even want the mountain dew

    Master: I'll take it I'm thirsty

  • That was awesome bro. I about choked on my pancakes. "I don't even want the Mountain Dew." ha ha. Are there Orange Crush girls around those competitions? Mmm.

  • disclaimer to viewers: Don't eat or drink while watching sWooZie VLoGs ^_^

  • ROFL....."She doesn't like black guys." Story of my life bro rofl. Great vid.

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • she looks good man

  • Damn man. The game just ain't for you, try pepsi next time.

  • I've seen Pepsi girls... M.Dew girl is by far way prettier :]

  • LOL swoozie this is incredible.. im trying this next time i go somewhere for sure.. your great!

  • hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahaha

  • that's what I'm talkin bout right there baby ;)

  • LOL URL LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­L no one likes him back in the UK :( same hes a good player tho

  • another good video swoozie keep them coming is this O DEEJAY O by the way CRASHING YOUR CAR

  • watch your back tonight son! My car will find you DJ!

  • ROFL the end was hilarious.

  • lmao. hilarious.

    "she dosent like black guys dude"

    your way too cute for her anyways :P

  • hahaha! hilarious dude!! :D:D .. props swoozie! unlucky! :D

  • thats awesome, your a legend.

  • haha i love these videos, i added you to myspace swooooz u betta accept :D

  • added my man!

  • "she doesnt like black guys" LOL!

  • Awee dude that sucked... : ( don't worry man, I feel for you honestly. But my honest opinion, you're too good for her..who cares if she's "The mountain do girl" lol...you're "Swoozie"!! Elite and professional DOA4 player, writer, producers and master dubber : )

    I hear ya though man, rejection of late with women is becoming my new best friend...

  • we have more of these but not sure when it'll get edited... check thecgs. com in their media section for ones that are already up ;)

  • Who would turn down Swooz Man!?!?!

  • hahaha

  • Like DOA? No insults just a light joking comment but she seemed to counter every attack you threw in. K.O. You know there's more than one girl out there but man...losing is not fun (even if it is for entertainment [yeah I know you were entertaining us...I think]). What happened to Flippy Cup? Controversy there?

  • haha yeah she was countering EVERYTHING man haha. And yeah the powers that be thought flippy cup should come down

  • Didn't have anything to do with the Game Fuel comments I left did it? Or is that secret guys up top info?

  • lol, i wouldnt want the Mountain Dew either LOL

  • Hilarious video swoozie, i really hope your not that awkward all the time hahaha

  • best lines..''i dont even want the mountain dew man'' and ''she dont like black guys dude im tellin u'' lol 1 of the best videos ever and what happend to part 1?

  • part 1 is over at thecgs. com

  • Swoozie. You're my hero.

  • i can feel your pain Swooz

    or at least i think i can lol :)

  • HAHa

    that was great

    Love the dumokun shirt

    I don't want the mountain dew,

    I do, i'm first

    GOod stuff ahah

  • LOL I dont want the mountain dew MAN. HAHAHAHA

  • Great vid man! do you always get upset like that when you got turned down by girls? *lol*

  • i usually cry on the inside

  • lol one of your funniest videos ever :P

  • lol man nice

  • Best line:

    "Cause like phone numbers, this is so 1999. I don't do the phone numbers anymore".

    Thanks for the laugh dude and I wish you best of luck with the Fox Contest. Better win it! :P

  • Hahaha.. now that was some funny stuff Swooz. I'll take it.. I'm thirsty lol. You and Master definitely got some chemistry in comedy.

  • ROFL

  • ahah 'she doesn't like black guys.. im tellin' you'

  • With the chemistry of you and Master, comedy just looks easy. Thanks for making this, and I hope to see many more from you.

  • lmao!

  • lol wow that was funny. Especially the crying at the end, nice touch. I don't even want the Mountain Dew. lol

  • lol she doesn't like black guys

  • dude.. thanks for the laugh..

  • YESS YESS I love it ... I dont even want the mountain dew HAHAHAHAHA thanks for the laugh I needed it

  • Gr! one hour late! lol Next time, number one will be mine!

  • hahahahah funny shit man swoozie is the greatest!

  • hahaha like when I tried to get my girlfriend. She flipped me off a bed with some kung-fu moves. No joke.

  • hahahahaha that was CLASSIC!!!

  • omg swoozie you're hilarious bro

  • LOLLLLL

  • lol well done, why does it say pt.2?

  • hahahahaha! man this is great. man she looked good though. hahaha she doesnt like black guys lol. man i needed that. good stuff

    _ Prodigal P S0N

  • "she doesnt like black guys"

    LOL

  • Man, she is good looking, nice try Swooz.

  • haha