this man swoozie asked master for advice right in her face!!! LOLLL he was like "what do i do now man?" omggggg. lollll he was like "i feel something here you dont feel it? he felt it." lolllllllll took me right out of my slump. loll
She doesnt like blackguys LoL most of em dont! LoL SOme do tho if youre rich and famous. I'd say about 30% of women in the country are into black guys
Really, were you really crying? Awww man... You're so nice person and that girl was just so rude and colder than ice. Jeez... Oh well... At least I know you have gotten multiple times lucky with other girls which you have talked on your other vlogs. ;)
lol adande you got REJECTED! lol, I'm telling you have to get a dominican girl, they loved caramel. btw for the record that mountain dew girl was rude.
haha dude... seriously? shes not cool enough for you anyway bro, but dang that was some sketch game. google? you admitted to stalking her! that needs to go in your "relationship donts" vlog haha.
I tried using myspace as a way to communicate but it doesn't work. If your going to ask a girl to keep in touch the way to go is straight to her phone the old way. When you say myspace all kinds of thoughts are running through her head especially internet pimp. Most girls will give it to you but wont keep in touch. Mainly because they are iffy with guys that use the internet to pick up girls.
lol dam yo u messed up...came on like a stalker lol...bt hey somtimes dat happens jus dont kno wat to say lol...i bet wen u left u was like man dis is wat i should of said lol...bt a theres alot a girls out der lol.wow one of the most awkward moments ever lol
When Master (I think...I'm still not too sure on the names) took your drink and said, "I'll take it, man, I'm thirsty." I cracked up. That was really perfect timing for him to do something like that.
We don't have Mountain Dew in the UK anymore! :( Judging by that Mountain Dew heaven, it's probably because that girl stole them all!! She's not right for you Swoozie! First she's stealing the mountain dew, next it will be your pokemon link up cable! bad bad bad!
That was awesome bro. I about choked on my pancakes. "I don't even want the Mountain Dew." ha ha. Are there Orange Crush girls around those competitions? Mmm.
Awee dude that sucked... : ( don't worry man, I feel for you honestly. But my honest opinion, you're too good for her..who cares if she's "The mountain do girl" lol...you're "Swoozie"!! Elite and professional DOA4 player, writer, producers and master dubber : )
I hear ya though man, rejection of late with women is becoming my new best friend...
Like DOA? No insults just a light joking comment but she seemed to counter every attack you threw in. K.O. You know there's more than one girl out there but man...losing is not fun (even if it is for entertainment [yeah I know you were entertaining us...I think]). What happened to Flippy Cup? Controversy there?
best lines..''i dont even want the mountain dew man'' and ''she dont like black guys dude im tellin u'' lol 1 of the best videos ever and what happend to part 1?
Hahaha this was gold!
SplitSniper7 1 month ago
come on swoozie i know ur game is betta than that man in yo story u be gettin mad girls wat happend i wanna know
KeezzyFresh 2 months ago
I hate how much mountain dew changed, its MTN now, not even the word Mountain. The favor kind of changed in my opinion =(
MysticZx 2 months ago
were u actualy craing
DJfresh102 6 months ago
Still the funniest video you've made adande haaahaa!
GoldenTokenz 6 months ago
aw sorry man xP
nameno1elsehas 9 months ago
is this real?
melikeschickenbakes 9 months ago
Man it's a cruel cruel world when a mountain dew girls rejects you XD
ardentchateau 10 months ago
master's like: dude u don't need her. lol!
ichimurakun 1 year ago
this man swoozie asked master for advice right in her face!!! LOLLL he was like "what do i do now man?" omggggg. lollll he was like "i feel something here you dont feel it? he felt it." lolllllllll took me right out of my slump. loll
areon912 1 year ago
mountain dew kills sperms...
xxBabyDoll717xx 1 year ago
@xxBabyDoll717xx then i can have kids
DJfresh102 6 months ago
the end is the best part xDD
basalan5 1 year ago
lol " i dont even want the mountain dew, i dont want it"
guilled13 1 year ago
yo swoozie i love ya bro but the way you handled that one um no es bueno
itsyourmainman 1 year ago
Get em, Swooz! haha I love this video dude.
dookiebirds2223 1 year ago
omg this is creepy. but this is funny.
roxyroxy34 1 year ago
Master is so hilarious in this. I love you guys xD
InfernoZX5 1 year ago
she hot man!
MrMentix 1 year ago
i have one word... awesome
Riddlemeso 1 year ago
She doesnt like blackguys LoL most of em dont! LoL SOme do tho if youre rich and famous. I'd say about 30% of women in the country are into black guys
realthug101 1 year ago
Really, were you really crying? Awww man... You're so nice person and that girl was just so rude and colder than ice. Jeez... Oh well... At least I know you have gotten multiple times lucky with other girls which you have talked on your other vlogs. ;)
MrBrander 1 year ago
whats master youtube?
waylonrules20 1 year ago
Lol, Great video. I especially love this part (2:07)
Leopardmetalhead 1 year ago
lol adande you got REJECTED! lol, I'm telling you have to get a dominican girl, they loved caramel. btw for the record that mountain dew girl was rude.
HitokiriJorvis 1 year ago
@HitokiriJorvis naw 4 real what does btw mean?
MrNight48 1 year ago
@MrNight48 BTW = By the way :D
HitokiriJorvis 1 year ago
@HitokiriJorvis thank u so much, cuz every1 been using it and i... just didnt get it. :)
MrNight48 1 year ago
swoozie man u are the funniest boi ever! love all ur vids keep it up bro !!!
demon033 1 year ago
haha dude... seriously? shes not cool enough for you anyway bro, but dang that was some sketch game. google? you admitted to stalking her! that needs to go in your "relationship donts" vlog haha.
cmiller1187 1 year ago
dude every new vid i watch gives me more jokes then the last, thanks, your awesome.
AkumaAfro 1 year ago
*lol'ing facepalm*
AngelicLion 1 year ago
lol was big swooz really crying man..
rookcc 2 years ago
no haha he just pretends to cry when girls reject him =P
SsbmCh4mp 1 year ago
lol 2:12 swoozie "i dont even want the mountain dew" master - "ill take it im thirsty" now thats a true friend
hitman829 2 years ago
SAN DIEGO what what lol video was hilarious
sparky3028 2 years ago
I'm watching :) last one because i've been watching like 6 hours straight or something I must of watch like 35 vids back to back.... and bed time ;)
davetherave333 2 years ago
"i don't even want the mountain dew"LOL
alphemale 2 years ago 2
LOL
i love how quickly the vid transitioned to you crying- hilarious. kinda sad but hilarious.
alphemale 2 years ago
Did anything ever happen swoozie? Did she ever get in contact with you on Myspace?
BonzoIsBack 2 years ago
mountain dew kills sperm THEM TERROISTS :D
littleReis 2 years ago
LOLLLLLLLLLLLL she was soo embarased
manabog 2 years ago
what is swoozie's myspace?
selectoid855 2 years ago
myspace(.)com/adande
swoozie06 2 years ago
wtf were you trying to hit on her lol
corey596 2 years ago
lol she doesnt like black guys hillarious man i dont think your wrong with that comment though lol
RP88888 2 years ago
man im sry that was horrible it wasent u it was her i guess haha
llmasterllp 2 years ago
oh GOD... i'm dieing LOL..
iPassioN741 2 years ago
LoL.
iPassioN741 2 years ago
I tried using myspace as a way to communicate but it doesn't work. If your going to ask a girl to keep in touch the way to go is straight to her phone the old way. When you say myspace all kinds of thoughts are running through her head especially internet pimp. Most girls will give it to you but wont keep in touch. Mainly because they are iffy with guys that use the internet to pick up girls.
HuntersX2NCreations 2 years ago
lol xD convincing laugh
tinyheartbreakx 2 years ago
hahaa,''I FEEL SOMETHING HERE YOU DONT FEEK IT, YEAH HE FELT IT'' haha, and the end was funy to
smokeyz26 2 years ago
dude i know exactly how you feel swoozie lol
dazbuster90 2 years ago
lol she dont lik black guys lol
TonyMcSkater 2 years ago 2
lol SHE DOENT LIKE BLACK GUYS
LimeSlimez 2 years ago
We googled you - wow.. thats smooth
" i dont even want the mountain dew " - xD xD
Wheres part 1 dude?
horrorgamerxtremer 2 years ago
SWOOZ!!!! where is pt 1????
keagancheatwood 2 years ago
haha hilarious "we googled you" wtf lol
punisher18000 2 years ago 3
nice try, maybe next time at a sprite bar?
RCSnakesRock 2 years ago
haha dont worry man we all get shutdown sometimes
Leonardo51591 2 years ago
"we googled you" thats always a way to start off a conversation LOL
Narutix37Returns 2 years ago 32
you need to stop lol
Kkcrash 2 years ago
lmao,the last part was halarious
dominic970 2 years ago
LOL the was master cradles you is to funny!
...i don't even want the mountain dew man....
JohnsonHDdotcom 2 years ago
swoozie you kill me! You're freakin' hilarious man!
ManicRaider 2 years ago
"i dnt even want the mountain dew" haha
GameGuru2004 2 years ago
lmao
venhellsing777 2 years ago
LOL the end.. she doesnt like black guys, im telling you.. HAHAha
2727hiphop 2 years ago 36
funny funny video cant stop laughin
kensprad 2 years ago
smooth...very smooth
Over9000AndCounting 2 years ago
Nah man she was totally into you
juicebowl 2 years ago
hahahaha@ "you got any mountain dew back here?"
5xL 2 years ago 4
haha
i didnt find any part one
JohnDelacruz36 3 years ago
CGS never gave me a copy of part one- they only had it on their web site
swoozie06 2 years ago
its all good.
JohnDelacruz36 2 years ago
Swoozie is the man!
MWProduction 3 years ago
Where's Part 1?!?
bamhammer 3 years ago 2
lol dam yo u messed up...came on like a stalker lol...bt hey somtimes dat happens jus dont kno wat to say lol...i bet wen u left u was like man dis is wat i should of said lol...bt a theres alot a girls out der lol.wow one of the most awkward moments ever lol
pzjpzjpzjpzj 3 years ago
This is one of my favorite Swoozie vids lol. It's so funny. Shame the it doesn't have that many views.
CatzDaLegit 3 years ago
This is just funny. Very Well done.
NuEraFilms 3 years ago
LMAO.... Cool as a cucumber... Lmao!!!
stlprophet5319 3 years ago
haha great job!
KrazyJackass 3 years ago
When Master (I think...I'm still not too sure on the names) took your drink and said, "I'll take it, man, I'm thirsty." I cracked up. That was really perfect timing for him to do something like that.
Dorknerd1 3 years ago
hahhaa, this is hilarious. I must admit, some bitI did get fooled & thought it was for real
discolaee 3 years ago
was this scripted?
zippo69 3 years ago
Was not-- she had no idea we where gonna try to hit on her... but she went along with it very well
swoozie06 3 years ago
lol I was askin because I remember watching a couple vlogs back that you guys did skits
zippo69 3 years ago
were u really that sad??
peasinacan 3 years ago
Why dont you "Dew" me a favor.
Classic!
alturnatx 3 years ago
lol - "she doesn't like black guys, man, I'm telling you!" that made me spit out my drink lolololol
minichindle 3 years ago
hahahahahaha
mustafaghelle 3 years ago
lmao.
NeubTastic89 3 years ago
We don't have Mountain Dew in the UK anymore! :( Judging by that Mountain Dew heaven, it's probably because that girl stole them all!! She's not right for you Swoozie! First she's stealing the mountain dew, next it will be your pokemon link up cable! bad bad bad!
DjNemes1s 3 years ago
brilliantly played, swoozie, even though you didn't get the url\digits\date. Never let the camera see you cry. :-)
capam2k2 3 years ago
DOMO-KUN!!!!!!!!!
mccaffa001 3 years ago
I don't even want the mountain dew man lol.
Bgreise24 3 years ago 3
:sniffle:
swoozie06 3 years ago
man i thought you had her lol, well yeah masta is right man you don't need her you is a perfectional gamer, you don't need her =]
w1ght4life 3 years ago
lol we dont need her lol i thought u had that one
theclownprince08 3 years ago
were you crying?
bestdancerseva 3 years ago
::sniffle:: well...
swoozie06 3 years ago
"i don't even want the mountain dew". hahahahaha.
resite 3 years ago
excellent!
Gimmeabreakman 3 years ago 2
Man swoozie wish I would have found your channel along time ago. That was funny. She was playing major hard to get.
godofwar2master 3 years ago
i thought u was shy around girls swoozie why wasnt that the cast with this one
lyrics1 3 years ago
For some reason- when the cameras come out- so does my confidence level ;)
swoozie06 3 years ago
lolz Master was no help at all xD
Darckiller25 3 years ago
Yo whats up sWooZ, this is Fa7aL from the streaming chats.
Mad props on this video man, holy crap I about cried from laughter.
"She doesn't like black guys man..."
Lol.
DaneCookPwnz 3 years ago
MDew girl likes me-- she doesnt know it yet
swoozie06 3 years ago
"U saw Spielberg walk in earlier" ROFL hahaha
Silaev 4 years ago
haha this is funny as hell
ZwKarl 4 years ago
Wow.... u never give up do u?!
trickypiggy 4 years ago
I know MT Dew girl really likes me... I'm just trying to make her job easier. Isn't it obvious that she and I are meant for each other? :) haha
swoozie06 4 years ago
Haha... keep believing that:)
It might have been traumatizing for you but it made a lot of people laugh?
:)
trickypiggy 4 years ago
Man if you dont get her you will get someone everyone will be jealous of such as Olivia Munn or something.
tetsunosuke1 3 years ago
yo swoozie your my hero dude
treamcmillan 4 years ago
funny swoozie ROFL!
fireworkman666 4 years ago
haha just go straight for the kill swoozie
spriteftw3 4 years ago
funny as hell bro!!
tntjperic 4 years ago
lol i cant stop laughing!!
canicallutownsie 4 years ago
*rubs hands together*
Mission Acomplished
swoozie06 4 years ago
i love your blogs adande they are the reason my face is glued to my screen you should keep up the good work dude
sharif047 4 years ago
That was flippin' hilarious man.
CheapGodiva 4 years ago
ouch, got turned DOWN... ooooo
csNoxeN1337 4 years ago
LOL.
sWooZie: I dont even want the mountain dew
Master: I'll take it I'm thirsty
Kodman045 4 years ago
That was awesome bro. I about choked on my pancakes. "I don't even want the Mountain Dew." ha ha. Are there Orange Crush girls around those competitions? Mmm.
RagdollEye 4 years ago
disclaimer to viewers: Don't eat or drink while watching sWooZie VLoGs ^_^
swoozie06 4 years ago
ROFL....."She doesn't like black guys." Story of my life bro rofl. Great vid.
Trekonomics 4 years ago 2
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
notthefather1222 4 years ago
she looks good man
pennixballer92 4 years ago
Damn man. The game just ain't for you, try pepsi next time.
again2021 4 years ago
I've seen Pepsi girls... M.Dew girl is by far way prettier :]
swoozie06 4 years ago
LOL swoozie this is incredible.. im trying this next time i go somewhere for sure.. your great!
M1keeyyy 4 years ago
hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
228player 4 years ago
that's what I'm talkin bout right there baby ;)
swoozie06 4 years ago
LOL URL LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL no one likes him back in the UK :( same hes a good player tho
mdotp10 4 years ago
another good video swoozie keep them coming is this O DEEJAY O by the way CRASHING YOUR CAR
Hockey405 4 years ago
watch your back tonight son! My car will find you DJ!
swoozie06 4 years ago
ROFL the end was hilarious.
xenosagax 4 years ago
lmao. hilarious.
"she dosent like black guys dude"
your way too cute for her anyways :P
xxquepasoxx 4 years ago
hahaha! hilarious dude!! :D:D .. props swoozie! unlucky! :D
subw0lf 4 years ago
thats awesome, your a legend.
styvo0 4 years ago
haha i love these videos, i added you to myspace swooooz u betta accept :D
Scruffy77 4 years ago
added my man!
swoozie06 4 years ago
"she doesnt like black guys" LOL!
WhiteArmy88 4 years ago
Awee dude that sucked... : ( don't worry man, I feel for you honestly. But my honest opinion, you're too good for her..who cares if she's "The mountain do girl" lol...you're "Swoozie"!! Elite and professional DOA4 player, writer, producers and master dubber : )
I hear ya though man, rejection of late with women is becoming my new best friend...
MKF30 4 years ago
we have more of these but not sure when it'll get edited... check thecgs. com in their media section for ones that are already up ;)
swoozie06 4 years ago
Who would turn down Swooz Man!?!?!
xXTrapStarEdoXx 4 years ago
hahaha
rishonmaor 4 years ago
Like DOA? No insults just a light joking comment but she seemed to counter every attack you threw in. K.O. You know there's more than one girl out there but man...losing is not fun (even if it is for entertainment [yeah I know you were entertaining us...I think]). What happened to Flippy Cup? Controversy there?
Finalzero0000 4 years ago
haha yeah she was countering EVERYTHING man haha. And yeah the powers that be thought flippy cup should come down
swoozie06 4 years ago
Didn't have anything to do with the Game Fuel comments I left did it? Or is that secret guys up top info?
Finalzero0000 4 years ago
lol, i wouldnt want the Mountain Dew either LOL
DeltaZulu87 4 years ago
Hilarious video swoozie, i really hope your not that awkward all the time hahaha
owneddiddlypwned 4 years ago
best lines..''i dont even want the mountain dew man'' and ''she dont like black guys dude im tellin u'' lol 1 of the best videos ever and what happend to part 1?
JayBad25 4 years ago
part 1 is over at thecgs. com
swoozie06 4 years ago
Swoozie. You're my hero.
Dante2066 4 years ago
i can feel your pain Swooz
or at least i think i can lol :)
gman6501 4 years ago
HAHa
that was great
Love the dumokun shirt
I don't want the mountain dew,
I do, i'm first
GOod stuff ahah
chauchau 4 years ago
LOL I dont want the mountain dew MAN. HAHAHAHA
ninjaman80 4 years ago
Great vid man! do you always get upset like that when you got turned down by girls? *lol*
RV0LVr 4 years ago
i usually cry on the inside
swoozie06 4 years ago
lol one of your funniest videos ever :P
ColdK8iller 4 years ago
lol man nice
inmate2342 4 years ago
Best line:
"Cause like phone numbers, this is so 1999. I don't do the phone numbers anymore".
Thanks for the laugh dude and I wish you best of luck with the Fox Contest. Better win it! :P
NotShade 4 years ago
Hahaha.. now that was some funny stuff Swooz. I'll take it.. I'm thirsty lol. You and Master definitely got some chemistry in comedy.
oofish07 4 years ago
ROFL
charliezzz 4 years ago
ahah 'she doesn't like black guys.. im tellin' you'
ipodkiller6 4 years ago
With the chemistry of you and Master, comedy just looks easy. Thanks for making this, and I hope to see many more from you.
TritonBloom 4 years ago
lmao!
MasterGTS 4 years ago
lol wow that was funny. Especially the crying at the end, nice touch. I don't even want the Mountain Dew. lol
ShayDex07 4 years ago
lol she doesn't like black guys
lokel337 4 years ago
dude.. thanks for the laugh..
y4r4 4 years ago
YESS YESS I love it ... I dont even want the mountain dew HAHAHAHAHA thanks for the laugh I needed it
Romermedia 4 years ago
Gr! one hour late! lol Next time, number one will be mine!
daddycez 4 years ago
hahahahah funny shit man swoozie is the greatest!
Zoologist 4 years ago
hahaha like when I tried to get my girlfriend. She flipped me off a bed with some kung-fu moves. No joke.
WiggaTriggaTV 4 years ago
hahahahaha that was CLASSIC!!!
memskez 4 years ago
omg swoozie you're hilarious bro
tweinstockmagic 4 years ago
LOLLLLL
stedfunk 4 years ago
lol well done, why does it say pt.2?
zippo69 4 years ago
hahahahaha! man this is great. man she looked good though. hahaha she doesnt like black guys lol. man i needed that. good stuff
_ Prodigal P S0N
gameboy2k 4 years ago
"she doesnt like black guys"
LOL
benlaroza 4 years ago
Man, she is good looking, nice try Swooz.
TitanzdX 4 years ago
haha
axlwuzhere 4 years ago