Akmal - Stuff from the Road

[obglobgablob]

Having done work in an op shop. I can vouch for the whole having several copies of an old vinyl record that nobody wants thing.

[TheJokersWorld1]

i still cant find akmal

[chickenfrog223]

Colac ftw !! :D

[eyesac2481]

hello girls you look nice arr chicken beef or lamb 6:10

[HypnoDontrio]

FARK, i'm from gympie

[OhMercyMe1]

love it when akmal drop punts the baby

[OhMercyMe1]

Akmal looks like the evil baby

[EveryDayTutorials1]

Chicken beef or lamb? Hahaha

[pinkmusiicluva]

I love how they're genuinely having a great time!

[gazzmask94]

coppercab's mo-hawk at 4:00

[The1234bubba]

"Scull, scull, scull!!" "How ya goin ya cunt?" ROFLMAO

[ColoraturaAussie]

It looks like an orangutan's had a brazilian... 4:03

[TenacityBandOfficial]

i love how they are so giddy hahahaha

[JaCkMiChEaLs0n]

if i wanted to watch an unfunny comedian i woulda just turned on carlos mencia

[SawaSmileyy]

@JaCkMiChEaLs0n i know my brother like loves him he is shit!!

[JaCkMiChEaLs0n]

@SawaSmileyy why do people laugh at this shit. its not even funny nor are they making a real efort to be funny. its like theyre just talking and people are laughing where they think theyre supposed to laugh.

[OhMercyMe1]

@JaCkMiChEaLs0n You reckon you could do better? I'd love to see your idea of funny. "Airline food... what's the deal with that?"

[JaCkMiChEaLs0n]

@OhMercyMe1 if you think 2 douchebags playing with toys with shitty puns is funny then theres something wrong with you. i have seen open mikers funnier then these faggots

Do yourself a favor and watch some REAL comedy:

Louis CK: watch?v=UiH4n8Yz380

Bill Burr: watch?v=wGp0GAd1d1s

Anthony Jeselnik: watch?v=TFnKTs6CXwQ

Jimmy Carr: watch?v=e6g3RmfTD4s

George Carlin: watch?v=xI6vo5dQel4

Jim Norton: watch?v=2Co3qdGkhhs

Frankie Boyle: watch?v=10dGpZcihMQ

Doug Stanhope: watch?v=MbMBIP_PPUo

[OhMercyMe1]

@JaCkMiChEaLs0n oh I'm so sorry that I -gasp- don't laugh at the same things as you. This may come as a shock to you, but Akmal is funnier than any of the things you linked to me. Seriously, if you think this is lame, show me that you can do better. That's right, you're so unfunny you can't. This is "real" comedy because it's done in "real life" as opposed to an animated skit in a cartoon.

[JaCkMiChEaLs0n]

@OhMercyMe1 you clearly dont know the first thing about comedy. i bet you enjoy other shitty hack comedians like jeff dunnham or carrot top or gallagher. its not 'real life' its two clowns making asses of themselves. i am in the comedy business, ive seen open mikers bomb who were funnier than this. put on glasses 'oh look im ghandi'. hold up a record and pretend its talking, hold up a broken tennis racket and say its a bubble blower. how is that shit comedy...

[OhMercyMe1]

@JaCkMiChEaLs0n I haven't even heard of Carrot Top or Gallagher or Dunnham. I'm just here to laugh, I enjoy Akmal's comedy. He's not pretending the record is talking, he's holding it up and pretending he's the person on the cover. shit comedy is laurel and hardy, a fat guy and a skinny guy tripping over stuff and hitting each other. If people like it, you have no place to sneer at them about it. Like I said, you make a funnier video then come back.

[JaCkMiChEaLs0n]

@OhMercyMe1 ...these guys are the lowest form of comedy i have ever seen. the only people that would find this funny are stupid little kids & old women. the fact that you didnt like a single one of them yet u find this shit funny is just proof as to how out of touch you are with comedy- u probably arent aware of this but every single one of the guys i posted are some the the most respected people working today, and downright funny people. this cunt and his props on the other hand...

[OhMercyMe1]

@JaCkMiChEaLs0n You come off as very intolerant of other people's views. I suppose you view everyone and mindless sheep and you are the shepherd? I am not "out of touch" with comedy. I like comedians like Benny Hill, John Cleese and groups like Flight of the Conchords and Key of Awesome. If you have a problem with Akmal, don't watch his videos. it's very simple. Nobody is making you watch it, you CHOSE to. You can CHOOSE to not watch it again.

[OhMercyMe1]

@JaCkMiChEaLs0n the lowest form of comedy would be Fat Pizza and this is ten times funnier than that Tahir bjbfejsbn whatever his name is who plays Habib. There was an article on cracked.com about the 7 stupidest things people are proud of. You being proud of your taste in unfunny "comedy" is no different to the hipster who looks down on the person who enjoys Nicki Minaj. I see no old women or stupid little kids in the audience in the video, so your generalization is wrong

[JaCkMiChEaLs0n]

@OhMercyMe1 I am not intelerant of others views- im intolerant of parasites in the business. akmal caters to the lowest common denominator and is everything that is wrong with the comedy business today,. he is shite. there are plenty of comics i dont like- steve carrell, will ferral, judah frelander- i absolutely HATE them- but i would never say they are unfunny and they suck, they just arent my taste. i hate nicki manaj but i dont look down on people who like her, its just not for me

[JaCkMiChEaLs0n]

@OhMercyMe1 there are some people with shit taste that do deserve to be looked down on- the 134 twats who 'liked' this video

you say hes funnier than any of the people i linked you to. hmm lets see

akmal saleh 2,200 twitter followers

jimmy carr 1,800,000

louis ck 970,000

i can go to any of the comedians listed and they will have at LEAST 30x as many 'likes' or 'followers' or 'dvd sales' as this cunt- and hardly anybody has even heard of them!

your right akmal is clearly funnier

[OhMercyMe1]

@JaCkMiChEaLs0n Twitter users are mostly idiots, why do yo think they limit the characters to 140? It's intended for Generation Z as I'll call them who think in 200 characters or less. Not all of Akmal's fans use twitter and most of them probably don't because twitter's not all that popular in Australia. How many followers on twitter only measures how well you're communicating with the people who use social media like that, not the quality of what they do.

[JaCkMiChEaLs0n]

@OhMercyMe1 fuck it i dont care anymore. if you want to like him thats your business and i have no say in the matter. u like the most basic form of comedy & i shouldnt expect you to understand my views of actually working in the comedy business. at least he isnt stealing anything like that piece of shit carlos mencia. Amercian & Australian comedy are completely different worlds & it was wrong of me to lose my temper about something you have no control over and wouldnt understand

[OhMercyMe1]

@JaCkMiChEaLs0n I think maybe you don't find this funny because you've never met a person from Gympie/some other bogan town or know any Greek/Lebanese-Australian people. Here, "ethnics" do talk like Akmal's butcher impersonation and because everyone in Australia knows someone like that, we think it's funny. Akmal's jokes appeal to Aussies and Kiwis who get what he's on about. American comedians aren't funny to me because I've never got the shits from Taco Bell food or caught a cab in NYC

[JaCkMiChEaLs0n]

hey its every retarded eleven year old on youtube

[sugarpoplady]

Hahaha! They're like little kids xD Love it.

[mehadi1000]

carl barron people listen to him.....he's ur man ;)

[05maso]

GO GYMPIE! fuckin hole 

[ajkelly1991]

i wanted to see akmal. not akmal and his gay side-kick.

[TimboH66]

Where's Akmal? 0:58

[brad28den1]

thumbs for no reason

[UnHolyEagle7]

Beef please!

[speccwolf]

@leebee117 Born and raised in that shithole, moved to qld gold coast.

[rangadanga84]

hynosis ahah.

[KaatieeAlanaa]

Well this was a waste of my time. Seriously didn't find this funny at all.

[TelecasterLPGTop]

@KaatieeAlanaa Well that says more about you than the video, doesn't it ?

[MorgasmicMofo]

@KaatieeAlanaa lol did u see akmal

[LADCUS]

Ive got the size twelve version of thos mini shoes



[envyVIPER]

HAHAHA I have one of those wanking dogs at home

[seapatrol194]

2:28 baby from gympie being breast fed. OMFG

[rileyalice4eva]

LOL



[ljmuzza]

Lol 0:52 looks like he has the glasses on the back of his head

[Vampirelover12100]

Where's Akmal? 0:57

[Vampirelover12100]

Where's Akmal? 0:58

[MrToiletclogger]

@staskos91 i know right.

[amirgodofwar]

beef chicken or lamb XD