Shit Long Islanders Say (WBLI)

[xXKissTehCookXx]

I wasn't aware that "bro" was an LI thing...

[iamwatchingyoumister]

does anyone else thinks the second guy looks like Barney from "how I met your mother"

[issacnewton2685]

if you're going to make a video about shit that people say, especially from Long Island, can you at least speak like a long islander? Fucking douche bags, go back to malibu. fags

[shortymcsteve]

@issacnewton2685 they are from Long Island

[nassettas]

So on point. Even the cops call you bro when they pull you over.~ And everyone goes 70 here. It's the generic speed limit lol.

[smurfy4able]

All of this is soooo true!!! Love it!

[fearproductions110]

I lived there for 13 years of my life and now that I look back on it... I used to say stuff like this all the time.

[JEDSaje15]

omg this one is so true hahaha  oh man. but i actually know how the RR works haha

[DailyNoobz]

I always get on the wrong platform LMFAO

[SoccerxChiq]

LOL SO FUCKING TRUE. 1:54 me and my sisters like to say it's a crocodile.

And yes!! Were always saying Panera or Starbucks at least twice a week. Lol.

[Mercaification]

It's true! B.L.I does always play lady gaga

[BrandonLee722]

fuckin jersey 

[lw92]

Thumbs up if long island memes brought you here

[xsketcherx]

lol the teen nights at glo are the worst, fuckin 12 year old sluts its horrible

[XeroX13Audiosurf]

yea true, from East Rockaway!!

[Justinian43]

"hey so where are you from?" "nigga I is from the bronx!" "but i remember you from elementary school here in brentwood" "I moved when I was little dawg" (I hate those people that brag they come from the bronx, brooklyn or queens...

[livster493]

Hate to say it but its true and I'm one of them XD

[NJFAN07]

lol all the slutty girls do go to glo

so true

[JDiCiara88]

You should probably credit Billy Joel, or at least disclaim the track. Just lookin out

[SabbyNippahx3]

Story of my life xD

[khalfani131]

astra!!!!!

[PoliticalPrattle]

Oh my goodness, As I long Islander, This is just too accurate!

[PetalJam]

Ohmygoodness, that guy looks JUST like NPH. Seriously. I'll feel really stupid if it IS him, but seriously, guys..... If it's not, he's at least a doppelganger.

[Brozakiewicz]

is it just me or does that guy look like neil patrick haris? 0:05

[x100pre2gether]

Hold on, there's a cop behind me. Lol! So true!

[999AnnA999]

Islanders lol can't be truer sigh

[14chrismak]

dude this is so true



[soicuw]

whats mokahes?

[jennie0024]

@soicuw Mulcahy's. Its a bar/club in Wantagh :o)

[soicuw]

@jennie0024 thanks, I'm from the midwest so I wouldn't know :P

[jennie0024]

@soicuw -- You're welcome. And trust me - you're not missing much. It's a meat-market of Guidos and Guidas, packed in too close together and wearing WAY too much cologne/perfume. :o)

[ayoonickcali]

i hate being a Jets fan :(

[RuByIzDaNaMe]

WWWYKI!!!!

[alwayscandace7]

lol i go to glo .... on the teen nights though

[superkidd687]

Lol I do kinda say that a lot... XD

[KingKongAirsoft]

ikr they closed most of the star bucks in long island!!!

[lylotss]

long island ROCKS MAHN CITAAYY

[yellowfellow5678]

Ew haha I hate bli.

[Genomatekk]

should've included: "what do you mean I can't turn on red here"

[infinitedreams56]

LMFAOOOO!!! Please make another one! That was freaking hilarious!

[ruga666]

this shits awesome

[sasuke4eva14]

Lol this is so funny! The best part was about the aunt living next to Lindsay L. Because I actually have an aunt who lives near her. She can see their backyard from her house! No joke!

[TheOpticalCinema]

WTF is Mulchay's

[AMP09FH]

@TheOpticalCinema Mulcahy's is like a bar/pub here on the island :D

[MagicalFairy1201]

OMFG so true! Especially the part when he's talking and the phone and he's like "Hold on I got a cop behind me"

[aliyahs5400]

SPOT ON!!!

[xcolleenxmariex]

the snow part is SO on point lmao.

[Jukahlah]

I pretty much died today when I saw from out of my train someone peeing on the Copaigue platform.

[AmigasDos]

you didnt mention anything about jews lol..

[fishguts56]

@AmigasDos my suggestion is to watch the video one more time..

[xxpeaches143xx]

@AmigasDos 1:01 middle person.... YAMAKA!

[yellowspidy]

LOLLL YES everything



[chohakkaifan]

@_@ Oh god when she started putting "like" after every other word it won me over.

[astraonair]

@chohakkaifan lol :) 

[Collegechick1124]

lmfaooooooo i love this....this is my boyfriend and i in a nutshell

[ZG12398]

thumbs up if u live on li

[kiddsOngzXkilla]

lol THIS IS SO TRUE, especially with the trains Peak or Off Peak? I ask that all of the time!

[brandonjamres]

LOL im not even from long island but i went to visit my cousins there and the "is this peak or off peak" thing happend to us

[GymnasticChickz]

So true-3

[JROB447]

if im black does this still apply P.S. i live in amityvilee

[AllieHatz08]

yes!!!!

[Dateline420]

"mulcahy's?" are you fucking serious?

[TaraVision8]

omg yes<333

[ww2productions71]

i live on long island and this is so fucking true im laughing so hard rn

[ChristianDBarba]

We don't say any of that. You missed the mark

[BabyZ12321]

@ChristianDBarba u may not say that but 95 percent of my friends say this on a daily basis

[GirlieGirl884]

Ps go GIANTS

[GirlieGirl884]

This was AWESOME!!!

[AxBeautifulxLie]

lmaooo!



[ErnWii]

Is that the Starbucks in Setauket?

[LemonsLikeLimes]

@ErnWii yep

[MrRatfinkJR]

bro, at 1:47 you were going like 70... limits 55

[missjoliex3]

@MrRatfinkJR you must not be from long island if you go the speed limit lol

[hardcorexlovex1]

@MrRatfinkJR 70 is normal for people from long island.

[lancer081292]

@hardcorexlovex1 whats a speed limit?

[b3astiemaninLA]

Starbucks cant be closed at long island

[xvanillaperfume]

LMAO! this kinda made me embarassed to be from Long Island.

[HaiAlexa]

LOLOL



[bwaybabe]

thing about the Islanders fucking killed me! this made my life :D

[prolaxer20]

0:13-0:21 story of my life

[DaddyIvo]

Great vid'!

[jdotm70]

this was #CLASSIC!!!!! i here this alot in nassau STARBUCKS???lmao

[jdotm70]

lmao lmao lmao the knicks suck! the Nets Suck! lmao the Jets Suck! #fact i love thid soooo true....i hear bro every 60 seconds lmao

[Rispolikid]

@jdotm70 knicks* lol

[singwtsoul5]

lets go mets!

[iwillkillyouamanda]

lol im from Connecticut...i can relatee

[hottopic115]

XD we actually do say this stuff. Especially in the Merricks!

[AshleysFightt]

When i first move to long island everyone got excited when i said i'm from the city, LOL

[smilestar6]

i love being a long islander i say this stuff a lot

[JoeFoShow95]

best places to live are EI, Brightwaters, and the city best of all

[Liface]

Out of all the regional Shit people say videos, this is my favorite! And I'm from the opposite coast. Good work.

[rob1pr30]

I grew up in hicksville then Farmingdale.

[leiighanne]

hahaha born and raised on long island, guilty of all of these.

[scott0s2loper]

@leiighanne same.

[Powder1978]

seems totally normal to me...but i did grow up in nassau :P

[MrClassifi3d]

BRO?

[FraisC]

I'm from LI....and I don't say that with pride lol

[guywithapetfish]

from li, never heard of the pee one. but most of this is legit, good shit. 1:43 , and lindsey actually went to my school, new mandatory drug education presentations monthly. goml

[blackbelt2131]

The Knicks suck, the Jets suck, the Islanders suck, the Mets FUCKING suck, and the Yankees are so good.

No shit bro wanna go to the city bro

[edthemusichead]

The mets fucking suck.......and the yankees are so good

Best line

[TehDeviouz]

THE METS FUCKING SUCK 0:19

[TehDeviouz]

Tht is defintly what i say im from LI

[kenny6keyla9]

Starbucks anyone? Lol

[stellamedusa]

This is pretty good. I don't normally find Long Island-related things to be very accurate (let alone enjoyable), but this was pretty spot on.

[hideandbroseek]

HAHA "Do you know if we're supposed to transfer at Jamaica?"

[kevboslice112]

this shit's retarded

[nathanhector1]

EVERYONE WATCH #ThingsLondonPeopleSay < MUST WATCH !!!!!!

[ChrisPhelps69]

Farmingdale betches.

[edthemusichead]

sooo true

[ads102081]

This is hilarious!!

[xoxodance4life316]

story of my life lmfaoo

[rhcp2402]

0:13 - 0:21 ..story of many Long Islander's lives

[themanav1980]

this is so accurate its scary

[Xatticus]

The Islanders suck! So true...

Though how come there's nothing about A&S?

[YYStephanieYY]

Oh my god XD was that supermarket scene from Setauket?!

[SnappyxJx]

@laurenmuro314 haha you flaming llama. Islip Terrace is where it's at

[JoeFoShow95]

@SnappyxJx LOL islip terrace is a shithole..

[hardcorexlovex1]

@JoeFoShow95 dirty islip terrace is a shithole..a.k.a the part by like carleton ave. not all of islip terrace. the new part is nice.

[JoeFoShow95]

@hardcorexlovex1 honestly ive never seen a good part of islip terrace..

[hardcorexlovex1]

@JoeFoShow95 by connetqout ave is nice. right by the connetqout elementary school is the new islip terrace. its a helluva lot nicer than by carleton

[laurenmuro314]

So damn true! Lol I'm from east islip!!

[MrJman509]

Im from seaford this is so true

[scaryfstball100]

@MrJman509 seaford blows

[PineapplesRcrunchy]

@scaryfstball100

How can you say that good sir? We have awesome sea food places on the island. : )

[scaryfstball100]

@PineapplesRcrunchy love the food, i was referring to the woman lol

[TisJinG]

Amazingly True.

[eshhh235]

00:13- 00:21 all my 4 favorite teams

[Keith15B]

"The City!" God do I miss Panera!

[modernkitten]

wait? is this filmed by stony brook? LOL



[DeBlaz21]

"The Knicks suck! The Jets suck! The Islanders suck! The Mets fucking suck! And the Yankees are so good..." Hahahaha so true it's tough rooting for them

[GlamourGurl4585]

Garden city!!! Represent and every part of this video is 100% accurate

[chloelover98]

They dont say that my uncle lives on Li and he doesnt do that

[ISoundzLikeThis]

lol so true when its comes to CITY TONIGHT?? CITTYYY and STARBUCKS ANYONE? STARBUCKKSS

[speedyhobbit13]

"I live ON Long Island, not IN Long Island.... you don't live IN an island, you live on it. 

[kellimurphie]

@speedyhobbit13 Long Island is a place. The verb 'live" is used as intransitive always + adverb/preposition in the sentence. So a person shouldn't say, "I live ON America." The proper usage is, "I live IN America."

Same applies for Long Island. "I live IN Long Island" is correct.

[WAKEUPshift111]

@kellimurphie s/he's making a statement about the culture...not about correct grammar.

[chiefsports22]

@kellimurphie its not that saying you live IN Long Island is wrong.... its just that you look like an asshole when you say it. #GTFO #strongisland

[GetBigProductions1]

@kellimurphie stfu

[D335T0]

@kellimurphie Since you're making a big deal out of nothing: no, it is _not_correct to say you live _in_ Long Island. Your analogy is way off. America is not an island. Long Island is an island. To be _on_ it is correct.

[WAKEUPshift111]

@speedyhobbit13 I was JUST having a discussion about that!!

[DaJew7600]

what is "mo-kay-hees?"

[speedyhobbit13]

@DaJew7600 It's a bar, there's one in Wantagh and one in Centereach

[x86Jadedx]

@DaJew7600 It's a bar/music club in Wantagh

[x86Jadedx]

@DaJew7600 Oh and it's Malcahy's

[scaryfstball100]

@x86Jadedx Mulchahy's

[matlarosa]

@DaJew7600 It's slang for McDonalds. Just kidding Stop and Shop was closed. Step on his dick.

[Karenwise69]

check out --> SHIT GIRLS SAY TO POLICE LOL

[xoxonicolehxoxo]

i feel as if this actually pretty accurate

[OMGitsNickmas]

So true

[hunterallen48]

"im in the wrong platform!!!"

-i'm from long island n i hate long islanders lol

[mathhattan]

I knew Jets fans are from Long Islang

[Zzznorch]

You are from Long Island if your parents or your grandparents were from the city. And yes, it is "the city", not "New York City"!

[mathhattan]

@Zzznorch are u referring to the 5 boroughs or Manhattan in General cause ppl from the outer boroughs call Manhattan the city

[wilsontennis31992]

"Do you know if were supposed to transfer at Jamaica?"

Story of my life.

[LoyalJules]

God why is this so accurate. xD

[macnerd84]

ummmm...i like turtles

[Apex12Predator]

no one said they were the most epicest broski?!

[CaptainOmarful]

How about WOO WOO WOO! YOU KNOW IT-BRO!

[owned325]

@CaptainOmarful zack ryder?

[christopherwweman]

Long island over here....

[marchingirl57]

this should be shit staten islanders say..

[superbro950]

I live in Garden City....this video is by far the best bro.

[NBDBgaming]

You gotta make a part two

[blayze1289]

You need to do a part two if the producer gets this, Far too much has been overlooked its a great video. Being from the motherland of douches i bet i coul make a funnnnnier one even

[Regdarx11]

Bay Shore/Brightwaters bitches.

For all the Long Islanders: LOL WYANDANCH

[blayze1289]

This video was LONG awaited . Being from Syosset u got it on the money other than hating on jersey and "where the (xanax) bars/pills at" and even more so YOU FORGOT ABOUT "Just meet me at dunkin bro!". Anyway, love it. 0nly we islanders complain about the piss in the terminals (sometimes when the main dam bathroom is closed how do they expect u to make it to amtrak drunken and who wants to go near jersey commuters. (sorry I just couldnt make it the entire way ;-)

[xplicittalent]

Welpp being on longisland just about all my life id say that this is a good description of the many tools/guidos/losers you can find

[TyphoonBling]

so true....why i hate this place so much

[Islesgirl44]

so spot on, <3 love long island ;*