Back To School

[sausageape1]

You are just too damn nerd cute :)

[BHIRVLDMERT]

0:36 Nuff said...

[drtankification]

Big boobs at school.

[ACxaY]

holy shit its her MOM

[wavemen1]

pleaaase tell me why are that HOOOOOOT girl i watch your videos juste to see you idont even listen to what you saay !!! from morocco with love

[PiT0nZo]

Eggs make me smile

[Furinkazan20]

Just a note here, I posted the one comment below that starts with "I feel bad for Denise" and realized that I messed up the wording so I removed the comment, reposted in and it wouldn't show up. I tried to repost it several times and it wouldn't show up until I clicked "view all comments" then it appeared several times. Odd. Maybe it was a glitch, anyone else ever had this problem?

[Furinkazan20]

I think Denise is really hot as a nerdy chick, lol. I don't mean it in a pervy or disrespectful way but I just have a thing for nerdy girls. They typically have very good hearts and like fun things like Star Wars, manga and action figures. Plus I love glasses and nerdy clothes on a girl, lol. That's probably got to do with me being a teacher who speaks two languages and who likes all the above mentioned stuff. I guess that makes me a bit of a nerd too :)

[gjmptwaen1]

20 sack

[bsajdog]

How old are you you look about 23

[JackBuck44]

I paused it at 0:36 and jerked off....I really need a hobbie.

[NINJESSS]

its my poetry hahahaha where have you been your humor is my medicine

[eoa92]

We have a very lookalike life, unliss i didnt do drugs. hah

[PinkFloydrulez]

Denise's dork phase: senior year of high school - present

[joshthemyth1]

lawl and lol @ david spates

[6Er6ror6]

David Spates wears socks and sandals and he looks sexy in them!

[fallenlord26]

Denice you look cute with your glasses...

[Cscottrun53]

00:36 $

[TheMarkFellows]

I don't mean to be a jerk, but I am always really pleasantly surprised by how funny a lot of these videos are. The part that got me, was the "Dark Chic"

[bmw105]

Okay So I'm Right Now The Intelligent Slacker/Gloomy/ Ultra Sarcastic/ "Trust No One"/ Hip Hoper/ Poem Guy. Lmfao Being A Teen Is An Awesome Hell

[XiHawk]

I was an indie hipster kid. I thought I was cool. I then moved to San Francisco and now I think I'm really cool!

[fujitsusmith]

0:40... yes, get your tits out!

[Pillowface121]

im from england theres no jocks here... no cheerleaders :L everyones friends with everyone and im not anything anfd i like it that way :L x

[TheAcVIDZ]

Damn need more of something.......... ;)

[jc108]

i'd fill your black hole. with my penis.

[gladafam]

this vid need more of ur boobs denise!

[fujitsusmith]

great tits

[sabiel888]

well i am in high school well i am a jock but i still get good grades :)

[Aptutte]

I would do her in the number 2 and then grab her jugs at the same time

[cryz8210]

Call me shallow, but I wanted boobies :<

[MovetwisterProd]

You can be my friend :).

[juniorrace1]

thumbnail looked hot

[fearedrevolver09]

lmao i like your i just hurt my own feelings with my own comment look lol @ the end

[TheRedMike]

lmao girl you're funny

[Doctorwaffles]

Nice poem, hahaha!

P.S. I apologize on behalf of all the dudes who lack the brain power to be a gentleman. I've watched a handful of your vids and the amount of perv comments is ridiculous.

[2TonguesDave]

@Doctorwaffles Thank you for being a human being. I almost felt alone here. Plus I don't get what they expect by leaving those comments...

[kAr0lis9]

I watch her vids only because of her tits

[scilly24]

hahaha the whole thing is hilarious

[ienjoymodels]

i like the last part. hahaha

[INOHA777]

a douchebag.... im still a douchebag but i am nicer

[dodorox13]

i am meeeee and currently in highschool , i am literally a bag of skittles , i am nerd , very out going , funny , silly , love classical music , hiphop/belly dancer, want to become an engineer , love youtube and comedy , love hard rock music , recycle and go greeen ! i am a hippie , i also listen to rap music like teach me how to dougie haha i dont know how it got to classical music , i am an faceboo addict , i am quite weird and unique , always smiling and happy haha , human rightsy person lol

[Azelf3]

ROFL 1:30 I was LOLing so hard

[23kingballer]

im the funny jock

[SilentHill7257]

1:41 I love how the page is blank.

[iaMyla]

@michaelchan28 would you say that to her irl?

[michaelchan28]

@iaMyla maybe i would 

[iaMyla]

@michaelchan28 No, you wouldn't. And if you did, you would get sued for attempt at rape or verbal sexual abuse. glhf

[iaMyla]

@fujitsusmith Would you tell her that if this was irl?

[fujitsusmith]

@iaMyla yes, because its true.

[iaMyla]

@fujitsusmith Actually, I don't think you would. And if you did you would be arrested/sued for verbal sexual assult or something.

[fujitsusmith]

@iaMyla well then i'd get arrested. it wouldn't be the first time.

[iaMyla]

@fujitsusmith Do you not understand that being arrested isn't a good thing? I hope for your sake, and your family, that you understand that.

[toxicpimpsmack]

you are so freakin cute, can i hook you up with my bf, hes cute and yet manly and he would love me foreva if i got you for him.

[20skr20]

lol denise i woulda holla'd at u in highschool if i was there minus ur goth phase lol.

[joecroc41]

OMG this video is hella funny i love it

[GTFelver]

HA! Hahahahaha!!! That was hilarious! ME?! I was just like I am now. Except less depressed by the responsibilities of life.....

[iamapotatochip90]

This is my favorite video from you. You are awesome!

[LurvYhooXX]

I'm in year 8 (aka 7th grade) and I am a realy positive and confident because everyone else around me is not very fun/happy/interesting and that's probably one of the reasons I watch alot of youtube cuz they're so much like me, I never wanna change who I am!! :D

[SarahZwinklinVids]

well,im still in my 1st year.9th grade sucks because its like everyone hates me!and its like they dont even have a freakin youtube account o.o

[BTMLOL]

i was a shy kid in my first 2 years, then my 3rd and 4th year ide do anything to make people laugh (class clown) even if it ended up with me getting into trouble :(

then my last year or so i never really went to my lessons because i hated school :(

[AGElite87]

wow you got a nice smile and a nice pair of ummmmm teeth!

[MAMAMACHINE]

im a hipppieeeee!

[PeaceluvandBffl]

Your so pretty!

Ugh I want your hair!

[anjuanjianja1]

nice i liked it i just joined high school i am in 9 grade and am in lots of clubs and after school things example book club i was missing school to go take pics of people form v-tech thats a thing that teach you about life stuff well sorry i talked so long bye!!!

[AMO79NJ]

DAMN YOU LUCKY YOU GOT SOME BIG TITTIES OTHERWISE....OH HELL YOU GET THE IDEA :)



[AMO79NJ]

DAMN YOU LUCKY YOU GOT SOME BIG OL TITTIES OTHERWISE....AH HELL YOU GET THE IDEA :)

[AMO79NJ]

DAMN YOU LUCKY YOU GOT SOME BIG OL TITTIES OTHERWISE....AH HELL YOU GET THE IDEA :)

[kevstagino]

poetry page is empty ahaha emos are funny.

[aceface1980]

booooooorrrrrrrrrrrrinnnnnnnnn­nnnng

[360flippa]

When I was in highschool I got drunk... Reached a couple parties and fucked chicks... Lots of fun

[JustGrowingUp84]

Ha ha ha, did you notice how in the first scene, the "yellow shirt" Denise has a wide open cleavage, and in the next scene said cleavage it's covered with her hair ;)

[xDidonax]

@JustGrowingUp84 wow that's fascinating.

[StupidFaceXDD]

That book she was reading out of was empty. Lol.

[pianoboy97]

OMG AUGUST 31 IS MY B-DAY TOO

[Mercenary874]

1:37 is awesome.

[sneakster1978]

Gamer geek in high school. Gamer geek today!

[HIKAJO]

I say you'll be a fine cheer leader ^^

Actually I wanna see you cheer leading

[natedaug1]

Really funny. I was sort of in the middle.

[TheBander13]

i was the band geek...all the way through! and proud of it! i was a bit emo, even wrote a depressing poem or two... but i made it. i was also the gay rights advocate. 

[tomada36]

No sports in highschool!? Gadzooks!

[Jplourd06]

I was the smart kid called names and made fun of, I took my anger out beating up bully's. Junior yr. I decide to change my image. Senior yr. I drop grads be come popular for my first time with more than half the school and become from shy to outgoing - result - prom and friends.

[xyourstrulymex]

out spokennn...my school is small so everyone knows everone

[rainbowangel58]

I dunno, I don't really fit into a specific stereotype... I guess I would describe myself as a semi-nerdy drama geek who has a slightly strange sense of style? *shrugs* :P

[safwan94]

lol 20 pieces of candy xD

[moonwalk010]

@twomains u have a small penis and didnt hit puberty so u cant rape any1

[OnlyGodCanJudgeMe808]

@moonwalk010 LMAO

[Shazee083]

nice tits 

[babysqueeper]

@Shazee083 your f'ing nasty

[twomains]

when I go to high school I want to suck ur boobs then rape u I'm 12-14

[OnlyGodCanJudgeMe808]

@twomains i literally LMAO when i saw your comment. i couldn't stop laughing for 5mins

[pryor]

o yea you look good in glases mekes you sem shy iven thow you are not really aren't

[pryor]

wow you wer emo nice jaja but sad :( the nerdy thing is normal and it not nerdy its first day shyness it japens love the vids love <3

[Farilonga]

I'm the pet. I've always been. The little cartoon of the class.

[stangcrazy89]

Whats the name of the song being played?

[ohwellwhateverneverm]

Freshman year i was super lame and bitchy, i tried really hard to be a scene kid.

sophomore year i was still super lame and bitchy for about half the year, then i just decided to stop one day. Junior year i started dressing like what apparently is the lesbian style (no sense of style whatsoever) and got rid of all the friends who treated me like shit, senior year (now) i have like 2 friends and an awesome boyfriend, and am happier than Ive been all of high schol.

[thehunted21432]

I that smart but socially awkward kid. I have friends, I'm just bad with conversation.

[Taarable]

I'm the kid that everyone sees at "The smart one" and the "awkward one" NOTHING MORE. I have few friends, I have confidence issues, I am a social outcast, I look like shit, I feel like shit, I hate everything BUT the academic side to school. I'm not going to prom because I can't stand having pictures taken and I dont have enough friends to go in a limo with. I get laughed at daily and just today someone threw a fucking rock at me. The right side of my face is ripped open. Great.

[IstalkBananas]

@Taarable ,they´re probably just jealous because you´re smart. Be confident! And I bet you don´t look like shit either.

[Taarable]

@IstalkBananas People who don't even know me do it. I'm pretty sure I do.

[Holyschytt]

Ahhh shit... well thanks for reminding me Grrr ...

[420smoknjoe]

I smoke weed every day in high school.

[CallxMexMel]

im the popular pretty goofy friendly aaaaawsome chick. who talks to the random kids who seen lonely. cuz i hate seeing that kid with no friends

[Taarable]

@CallxMexMel Wow. Arrogant much?

[vaughncooklikesyou]

well I'm In highschool and I like most of the girls like me and i seen you on skyyjohn you was sexy like you are now

[phoenix1980dk]

was awkward and a looser when i went to school, still awkward but proud this time around.

[SWEETAgirl20]

er, I wasn't anything... Nop. 

[SingingDancingGirly]

I'm in 7th grade and hopefully I wont make it to High school and already be on tv as a singer or an actress like I wana be!

[rawker617]

OMWBOOBS.

[Jullaan89]

has anyone ever told u, denise, that u look like Mila Kunis? xx

[msmahliss]

sorry for being a bad fan and this comment being 2 weeks late, but OMG you put in that real life event of asking to sit with strangers cause you had no friends!! Aww, luckily the REAL cool girl let you sit with her and became your friend forever.

Also...I have a notebook of the black-lipstick phase writing. Makes me even more awesome for still being your friend after that...

[Seashu]

I'm that kid that always answers the questions when the teachers ask them. xD (Well, nobody else offers anyway!)

[letsdancewithpirates]

im a art freak hippy child ... oh your jealous

[TheBlargh3124]

Ima nerdy shy kid

[xoxMakeMeLoveYouxox]

ok heres my high school so far for me ahhaa

grade 8: awkward, shy, loud emo-ish kid

grade 9: Baggy, hyper, obsessive, idiot

grade 10 (now): not a freak (AT LAST ahhahahah)

[FallOutAndDown]

Hmm... I can fix that poem... just replace every word with fluffy... trust me... i'm a ... o.o ugh... mammal... o.o

[urielh7]

Omg im i gonna have huge boobs?????

[luckyassfortune]

that was a long pause after 'lets move on...blahblahblah..." but I was the anti social girl that everyone knew the name to because its a weird name but the frans i had were just as weird so really i had frans so idk bout the anti thing...idk what i was oh well

[kirstyandrews93]

I'm still in high school, and i'm kind of a geek, but not really, I suppose i'm a semi-popular geek... with her own fair share of depressing poetry! Hopefully some day we'll all be sitting alone in our rooms talking to ourselves and posting it on the internet! <3 :P

[xXSummerBellaXx]

haha i managed to pause at 2:55 and it sai gym equipment 1, Denise=FAIL

[pk94bm]

I generally had to pause at 0:37..

[fahddoggz]

ads covering boobs are annoying

[TheBunnieGirl]

This is adorable! Haven't seen this yet! Love it.

[Retimothy]

Thank you for posting such great videos- Check mine out when you get a chance

[Shmudog78]

thumbs up if youre heret hrough the station

[cas20087]

Back in high school I was that chubby mexican nerd that was trying to act all cool with the popular kids, I lost weight after high school working out with my best friend as we watched all the popular kids let themselves go, lol isn't it funny how that works all the less attractive people get all good looking while the popular ones gain weight hilarious I say!!!

[doufree]

High school, meh.

[TheMichael9000]

I was too full of underdeveloped hormones to enjoy highschool in any way ... Aren't we all that way as teens ?

Life doesn't make sense until you get married, have at least two kids and turn 40 something.

The thing to remember in your teens is to make your life count, and make wise, informed decisions --- ones that you'll have no regret for when you look back on your younger days.

Never sacrifice the permanent on the altar of the immediate.

You'll have a LOT of time to think about how you've liv

[CottonWoolWorld]

great vids, definitely going to subscribe :)

[ncguy93]

Hey Denise :)

Well actually Im not a preppy white kid and gotta wear NOTHING but American Eagle :) Love sports and thats about it...haha

Love your vids.

[bert6573]

EMO Denise is pretty hot!

[ncguy93]

@bert6573 soooo unattractive.

[thehegarty87]

nice one

[92Disturbed]

you looked pretty hot f or an goth/emo.........nice work denise :)

[amogorrilla77]

I was a weird/ insomniac type. One time I hadn't slept for three days and lost my voice to Elvis Presely for two weeks. I drove my mom nuts. Talking like Elvis is like having a song stuck in your head that you can't get rid of no matter how bad you want to because everything sounds catchy when your using his voice.

[amogorrilla77]

I was a weird/ insomniac type. One time I hadn't slept for three days and lost my voice to Elvis Presely for two weeks. I drove my mom nuts. Talking like Elvis is like having a song stuck in your head that you can't get rid of no matter how bad you want to because everything sounds catchy when your using his voice.

[TheRosencrantzisdead]

I fucking love your boobs... Can I borrow them?

[igoh901]

haha I'm a SENIOR!!!!!!!!!! YEAHH. Finally, I feel cooler than SOMEBODY in the school.

Frosh- nerd, oversize clothes too, quiet and scared out of my mind!

Soph- enter leather jacket. Less shy. Enter detention phase. xP

Junior- Enter makeover. More fun. Better grades. enter first love xD Enter... those $20 bags you were talking about, and cigarettes with seniors. Great year.

Senior- just begun. havin fun. holy shit...I have to pick a college...

GREAT VIDEO DENISE!

[syduck98]

hey denise, im like what u were in ur freshman year....

a little nerdy...

REALLY uncomfortable in my own skin!!!

and nobody really liked me too much and nobody lets me sit at there table.....

so how did u change???? i can really use ur help on this one

[Napsyout]

I ended up going to one of the top colleges in the world. So I think I did well!

[Napsyout]

All this was done to me for no reason. The kids were expelled. In my sophomore year I started working out in the gym at school. I still remained a nice person to everyone.After going to the gym for a while. The bully's left me a lone.:) My high school years were a dark time in my life I still remained focused on my school work and I even was holding down a part time job working in a restaurant at age 16 as a dishwasher, prep cook and waiter.Every thing worked out ok. That's my story :)

[Nj17]

You are awesome

I've not changed much since high school...Just more confident and seeing more different people now

[Napsyout]

I was in a private school.My parents paid 1,500 month for a private school. During my junior high years. Then I went from a private school to a public high school and What a difference! It was like night and day. Went from a Nice school to really hostile school. In the 9th grade I was a small guy. No muscles really skinny. I was picked on a lot. For no reason.I was stabbed in art class with a pair of broken scissors and beat over the head with a hammer ruler.Till I couldn't see straight .

[SinginCamal]

Oh gawd haha

[CarolineCarnivorous]

I just started high school, design & crafts or whatever.

I don't know what I am, LOL.

A short 16 year old with weird hair colors who likes to sing and dance in class... and eats noodles and chocolates every break.

YAY

[PoisonRogue]

@CarolineCarnivorous noodles FTMFW

[rockycrescent]

I was the mysterious one! Silent, but loud in the inside

[mYOzZyKaT]

No really..I have just one question...

What year did you grow those....ehm...

[dindorox95]

denise removed my comment for requesting a shout out on my bday :/ which was 2day btw :(

[DeniseVlogs]

@dindorox95 No I didn't? Happy birthday!

[Iceydex]

@DeniseVlogs hes playing you

[stealth5976]

Its hard to believe you were nerdy..lol good video Denise!

[pkingisfunz]

lol well ima sophomore now but last year i was a kid who dressed bad and acted weird in front of everyone and like no girl liked me at all but this year i dress 10x better and act wayy better and am better with girls

[MuayThaiMMAjunkie]

I went through the same thing... but minus the awesome cleavage!

[cromulentgeek]

What am I like in high school now? Really creepy. Maybe because I'm in my 30s.

[jyuubi10]

why arent you in movies

your acting is great

you gorgeous

and busty o.o

[RebeccaMihu]

Haha you're awesome :) !!!

[genzatrip]

I went to an all girl's catholic school, so I was just like everyone else. We thought we were cool and popular, we weren't.

[frankwhite432]

HIGH SCHOOL SUX!! i cant wait to get outta that shitty place. 4 years of my life i have to WASTE in that trash hole.

[jimmybryght]

There's a school for prostitutes?

[chrisclarktv]

love the ending so funny

[joey80234]

hey me i still in highschool and lol i am a bi wh cant tell my mom i am bi i am geting married and moveing out XD

[againacey911]

my answer to making up my own question in avatar : )

[mastercloud977]

Denise, your not really my type, but if you were I would totally date you!

[ohwell14]

ur one fine bitch.

[soona86]

what's a 20 bag?

ps I'm not from america

[IIIRAIDERIII]

@soona86 its 20 bucks worth of marijuana or a dub sack which is 2 grams of marijuana in 1 bag ur welcome.

[haroonfunny94]

i cant see that comment that goes too quickly

[TempestaRiggs]

Gohtic chick boobies, yum yum yum }:-D