"Cortana" DigitalPh33r Commentary

[MartyZiinema]

Every single episode of Arby 'n' the Chief could NOT be better than they already are, the newcomers may not have fitted in, but it made the Arby 'n' the Chief what it is today.. which is AWESOME!

[Zaidon7]

Everyone was "repelled", Jon.

[eddy1choon]

u rocked dont worry this did not suck

[bob2bobert2bobertson]

Jon shouldn't feel bad about this episode, it was cursed from the start, due to the name it shares with the unpopular Halo 3 level.

[bob2bobert2bobertson]

I really liked that Jon kept using the song Hate to Say I Told You So, I guess it was just because I liked the song. It just seemed to fit quite well.

[AnimeJunkey71]

God damn, that Dark Souls ad is so god damn annoying!! Anybody else notice an audio lag in that ad?

[HalfWereHaiti]

@AnimeJunkey71 winner darksouls

[TheCreeperhunter]

Halo's great and all, but I'm glad you decided to incorporate other games. After all, it's not like you set your story in the world of Halo itself.

[kahboo1]

It's was alright

[madio123456789]

I like the song at the end. Its stuck in my head.

[fluffybunny937]

I actually liked this episode, am I weird? or is Jon just being hard on himself?

[SurgicClips69]

@fluffybunny937 I personally think he's being hard on himself. And, no. You're not weird.

[EchoBoomer1987]

I don't know why people were complaining about the love triangle, I thought it was funny!

[DrIndigoLe3rd]

Greg the Spider is way better than Todd and Travis. Though he doesn't speak, there's a great character in him.

[Coady91]

Dont feel bad jon, i dont think this episode was so bad. Ya i didnt like the tod cortana love thing, and im glad u cut them, but this episode was still really funny.

[anarbitur]

wtf did people hate this? it was a neat change a pace.

[Pokeavastar]

I thought jealous chief was hilarious!!!!

[CODGunReviews]

5 in. tall and stealing my gf, for you idiots, the cop thought he was talking about a dildo, and if you dont know what that is, then you shouldnt be watching this series, your much to young. :)

[randomness711]

@CODGunReviews or someone with a 5 inch dick

[RevelationUltimatum]

... at least it's a Chad Matt and Rob ad :)

[Wolf19848]

What is 5 inches tall, steal girlfriends and comes in a box?

Sounds like something from a sexshop.

[metamarg]

i loved this episode, hm

[FalcoAcePilot32]

@metamarg yes me too and I think every episode goes in to the right derection!

[midprod]

Hey man I just wanted to say that Im a big fan of the show and you have inspired me to create my own web series, and the rest of you can check out the first three episodes of my show on my channel, and give me some feedback good or bad

[seanfenrir]

Why does Travis like "human" women!?!?

[GranTruismo4head]

did travis say multiplayer or Multiflare

[GranTruismo4head]

travis was funny

[TheSaltireproduction]

i wanted Todd i hated Travis and cortana

[slysteven536]

lol there still giving the halo reach advertisement

[TheSaltireproduction]

@slysteven536 dude halo reach adds are getting sicking

[nitromenoob]

Thumbs up if u think that adverts sucks balls

[litchking15]

hieest rated comment was a year ago



[TheZACtheGUY]

no commetns in 1 month??? lolwut

[shadowdemons117]

Jon is the niceast person ive herd or whatever most people that make machinma dont really spend time to make commentarys

[Trigrhapy118]

press F5 To skip Google Ads!!! thumbs up if worked!

[brucewayne1122]

I liked the cortana and tod couple that was funny to me travis was cool too

[SurfinBird12onps3]

i dont care about cuponk!!!!!!!!

[EpiCDrUmmEr10000]

todd and travis would have been funny in the series if u didn't create a love story.. just my opinion

[dakotasgame]

i love ep

[randomdude7272]

listen you fuckers.... 0:01 doesn't fucking work so quit posting it every video you watch!

[TheTestUrMightGamer]

@randomdude7272 Worked for me.

[bloood9]

i actually liked episode 10

[Prophetoftruth737]

@bloood9 i have agree and disagree with you.

the back and forth was a little lame but it advanced the plot points

[fantomkilla07]

i actually liked this episode, theres NOT a good episode, thats not being a fan boi its just that i find these funny

[gotenzhut]

use firefox with adblock plus and you wont get ads

[shawntwnty]

awsome series! wooo!

[AceDoubleDee]

that ok but the episode was good to me

[BLUESCLUES111222]

Heyy jon cj graham i was wondering why you handed arby and the chiefbover to machima because they made it suck ass

[SJP199]

1. He doesn't read these comments.

2. Just read his blog.

[HaloVivek13]

This episode is pretty good actually, i dont know why he hates it O.o

[triedge763]

what do you mean it sucked i think your work was bad i this episode i think it rocks

[Yamikaiba123]

Im not repulsed.

[joseph12161]

lollolloollololollolo

[DrunkManKO]

lol i dont htink it sucks i like the kid that is mc friend lolololollooololololololololol­ol

[ARCTrooper186]

fuck geico

[EvilDead992]

@ARCTrooper186 geico? on mine its fer halo reach...

[WAST3DK1LL3R]

@EvilDead992 HE SAID THAT A YEAR AGO DUMBASS

[EvilDead992]

@WAST3DK1LL3R i fuckin know dipstick, i was just saying its halo rach you fucktard

[lxFirebal69xl]

@ARCTrooper186 who the fuck is geico

[nf442]

@golobie you sound like francis from L4D lol i hate the damn ads! 2

[WhiteGangster69]

@golobie : And they make money from it, whether you watch it or not, Oh, advertising. 

[manbearpig6427689]

@golobie get adblocker

[BalisticKnife32]

@golobie dont u want youtube 2 be free

[NintendoMaster098]

@golobie I hate it when you get the same ad five times in a row :(

[StopmotionCE]

@golobie you said it.



[PharmacyBoardshop]

@golobie get google chrome and install ad blocker, that simple.

[nfire4]

@PharmacyBoardshop over 2 year old comment

[vecktorman]

hay i need some help how do i get out ther i make walkthrought oh and gust let you know i suck at spelling

[shawntwnty]

i don't know why Todd and Travis aren't liked they are funny and i like them as new characters

[lolletroo]

lol travis reminds me of my friend when hes playing gta iv

[Tminus1second]

i actually like seeing the other games mashed in to the episodes because a lot of them I never payed much attention to them

[ZettaAngel]

i find travis hilarious when he starts screaming and his own stupidity. and jon to be honest i found this episode hilarious xD

[B1o2e3rg4e5r6]

Thats funny, my friend and I are the exact opposite, he's always dicking around in GTA 4 and I'm sitting there yelling at him to do the missions.

[Lionshearth223]

The person I responded to WAS DigitalPh33r?

Holy Shit.

Sorry.

[MrTHEcrock]

this is one of my favorite inches

[lordvalke1]

I wasn't repulsed.

[caos1925]

this is acually my favorite why are you discraced by it. besides 1 reason i like them is youre right this way u can have real acting. with this new romance comedy u can have a real plot

[Sidleyhatesyou]

Okay, i don't know why he said this one was shitty, honestly i thought this one was the funniest one just because of the adult stuff, was perfect in my mind!

[Aetoms]

wtf is that sumthin u would normally say?

[SurveyHome]

I like the idea of incorporating of other games into these videos. The GTA IV, Call 4, and Resident Evil 5 episodes were fantastic.

[popgoesaweezel]

I think you mean cock of doody 4

[popgoesaweezel]

I was joking asshole it's in the show. Master chief calls it cock of doody 4 modern gayfuckstupid

[DracoKing756]

master chief say lolololololoolololololololoolo­lolololoololollololollolol

[XblakeX1324]

the ending plot of travis and todd sucked, kidnappe by an alien, i thought it was stupid

[nikonfseries]

it was a good idea but wasent made very well

[SultanofSpin07]

he points out that it was a weak plan to tie up loose ends. i'm paraphrasing but todd and travis had a back and forth like "I'm glad this is real and isn't some lame attempt to tie up plot holes in an online series."

[dustpokeland2]

i liked this episode, but i hate travis n todd

[Kisame30120]

yea i didnt like the whole tod and travis idea but i guess there ok but what happend to em i mean they just disaapered o.o

[MetaX959]

Watch the latest Arby & the Chief.

[gamer1726]

um een "evil"

[Xxxfire45xxX]

Stop hating on your work, dude. You do amazing work and you shouldn't be so hard on yourself.

[SoulbladeNZ]

taxis dont like me they always run me over XD

[futreWPgrad]

lol, yea, i have officially declared an ingame "war on taxis"

[Br4nd0nH776]

i thought this episode was pretty ddecent, and i didn't have a problem with the Todd Cortana Affair thing.

and you should stop beating yourself up about your work, you're being too modest!

[turtleboy3840]

stop being so negative and apologetic for your work, its good, but you are annoying continuing to be so self hateful

[legonas4444]

Arbiter sad asshoie because on that program what made voices when you type say assho

[ALIENstupid]

i really like all ur work dont be so hard on urself

[Maridius4501]

Spartan is just angry we didnt give him free shit. That's your typical foreigner, complaining about us until they have a hurricane wipe their house off the face of the earth.

[mxmontiel]

i could preach back at you guys.... but i just dont give a shit. ok. call me a zombie

[trampolineking852]

=O arbiter made a mistake at 5:11 he said asshoie not asshole

[Spartan117FS]

Of course they repulsed, they are AMERICANS!!

They dont know what is good for them, you need to control them - not the other way around.

So far Americans are doing a great work, they are perfect zombies of the goverment. They cant even point the countries they are attacking on the map.

Your series is turning lame because there is no dialogue, it's like watching the Simpsons with 2 charecters...

[wtf62206]

Die in a hole.

[Spartan117FS]

Proves my point excactly, you just swear back at me with no reply on my comment what so ever.

[wtf62206]

You didn't have a point to make to begin with, son. That's your first mistake.

Your second mistake was assuming that that your comment was worth a better reply. Your comment was retarded. It is nothing more than bigoted anti-American nonsense.

Your third mistake: I didn't swear at you, not in my last comment, and not in this one. I simply told you to go die in a hole.

Now go away.

[Spartan117FS]

Swears are insults opposed to another being.

It can be dialogue, even physical swearing exists you know?

My comment did make a point, it generalizises your population, but it's true.

You just happen to be stupid, just like black people are niggers. I have nothing against black people. But i dont get it, if someone is black - they are black what is the point of refusing this word.

The same goes to you guys, your stupid. I would lie if i told you that you are smart.

[wtf62206]

You don't have a point to make. Shut up. You're an idiotic, bigoted, scum-sucking shitbag (NOW I've sworn at you, moron).

I will end this here, as I don't want to shit up DigitalPh33r's comments any further. If you don't like the video, you might want to go away and stop trying to start shit on the comments.

[Spartan117FS]

You are just telling me tu shut up, and swear at me because you are too unintelligent to understand my comment and make a reasonable answer.

[wtf62206]

Says the guy that doesn't seem to understand that no one cares nor wants to hear your garbage.

[Lionshearth223]

Wow,just wow.

I can't believe you.

Stop your whining and stop messing up DigitalPh33r's videos.

Just go away.

Please.

[uchihasblood]

I'm really getting tired of this, "Hey guys, let's hate on America because they have nice things!" fad that's been going around. We are all not swearing, beer-swelling tubs of lard. We are a proud nation that has been trying its hardest to lead the world since the end of World War II. So please, shut up :)

[CyberSlayer128]

well we have nice things in Canada also, but i do understand what you are trying to bring up and i understand where your coming from.

and no, we dont live in igloos or in a winter wasteland (but winter can be a bitch)

[uchihasblood]

I'm just really tired of assholes hating on America just because it's the popular thing to do.

[Tuskedziik]

I hate americans cos everytime (On xbox live) I try to reason with a yankee (American) he's replys are like: Shut up fag or i'll rape ur mom. (Like i would get pissed when he says that) and then I start to tell him how i feel about him. He just almost starts to cry. So the reason is that almost every american i've met are just spoiled, and self-centered little kids who thinks that americans are allowed to do anything just cos they are americans.

That's my reasons.

[uchihasblood]

Shut up fag or i'll rape ur mom

[Tuskedziik]

Uuuh. bad one fag. Do you really think i'm like "Oh my god he insulted my mother. I'm going to hang myself."

Well i aint so stupid that you american fags are. Is impossible to reason with a yankee... U know y? "It's hopeless to argue with a retard (An american in this case) they'll only bring u down to their level and beat you with experience."

[zackfacee]

Shut up fag or i'll rape ur mom

[uchihasblood]

It's called sarcasm. I was being ironic how you complained that Americans' only arguement is "shut up fag or i'll rape ur mom" by responding with that.

[EDCrtehbest]

thats probally cuse most people that you meet on XBOX live, arent even over 18

[futreWPgrad]

I know what you mean, and I'm an American myself. Trust me, not all Americans are like that, but there sure are a lot of them. The reason why you haven't met any good Americans on XboxLIVE is because all the ones that you are describing drove them off to go onto PS3. (Not saying that PS3 is bad, I personally would love to have one, but the problem is the price.) I have never really gotten how you say something intelligent and they go, "Ur fac3!!!" or "Ur m0m!!!!!" Never really makes sense.

[cbraasch9420]

its not americans its retarded people on live they hav no friends and they think there cool saying those things.

[Zenstudent105]

Not all of us are like that. I'm not an asshole on Live to anyone unless they're assholes to me first.

[RockerChickMiza]

shut up jk

[RockerChickMiza]

lol im american and actually think that some americans on turok 6 are idiots

[zulukill]

lol a lot of people still think we live in igloos is sad

[sugerushinc]

yeah well in new zealand people think we live with sheep.....just coz theres so many millions more sheep than people in nz doesnt meen we live with them!

[Knuwt043]

When i was in New zealand i never saw that many sheep. We saw a huge load of cows though

[wesleyfilms]

Thats true. This winter sure was a bitch.

[KirbMastaFoShizzle]

... Being the World Police hasn't really helped America that much. I live in Georgia, and I like living in America but... I just wanted to watch this commentary... Not talk politics.

[lols885]

You reminf me of ghey

[wayzey]

So true!

Agreed mate.

[YouGotAnEmail]

his voice rly changed trough commentarys

[altfreak2]

I just couldn't help but laugh a lot at "thers this fag0t in mai hous!", and then the reply "Sir just calm down!". I felt extremely guilty for doing so though

[truemonkeylord]

I liked the series. It was funny no matter what. I'm sure you could put chief, standing perfectly still in front of the camera, talking in his stupid, childish grammar and personality, and I'd still laugh my fucking ass off.

You sounded, like, emo at the end.

[l3ANEl3LADE]

hey i personally liked the addition of travis and todd and this is one of my favorite episodes

[Daniel23king]

this episode is the best

[DamuEmran]

so this entire time Howard's voice was Jon(aka digital Ph33r)

that's crazy

[narutofan749]

I liked Todd and Travis, but the series didn't really get better or worse with the addition of them. It was just basically the same. Could've kept them in.

[SilentHunter47]

ya i thot todd and travis were definite improvments but i didnt like the addition of cortana

[boom1208]

I hav eto say i actually liked todd and travis being in the series. I personally felt that it added potential avenues for good lines and good plotlines. I enjoyed the few episodes they were in

[R37nuh9]

I dont know why so many people didnt like tod and travis being introduced to the series. I thought it was a pretty good idea.

[DrakeBS757]

Me too. I liked them. :/

[htah427]

The reason y i didn't like Todd was because there was already a Master Chief in the house 2 makes it confusing, plus he is alot like the Arbitar which takes away the whole idea of 1 stupid guy livin with 1 clever guy. Travis was good cos he was a Brute but than again hes just like Chief but not as lively.

This is my opinion, i am glad Todd no longer appears in Arby 'n' Chief plus Arby 'n' Chief is the title it should focus around this odd couple life, it makes it a great comedy show

[DChoundman]

what ever even happened to tod and travis and are they ever gonna come back???

[xscoutx33]

Travis FTW

[sydislam]

I appreciate your honesty Jon, but I am going to have to respectfully disagree with you. As a matter of fact, I enjoyed all of the episodes. You just keep doing whatever the hell you think you need to do.

[clickclickder2]

this episode kicked ass and my fav char is travis

[nawab256]

john is thee best

[JohnnyHalox]

think jon is being too modest

all his episodes kick ass

[snipedcha123]

iz that guy from the police department from hard justice

[JockensRebirth]

good point you have there, sniped.. hmm

[Joel4god]

lol!

[StramDima]

This was a good episode!

[722tubtub]

the only thing i dindt rly like about this ep is that there wasnt eney clips of them playing halo 3

[clinmaan]

yea, i also love gta 4

[Mochme]

who doesnt like gta 4...

[MrKhash]

I don't like GTA 4 that much...

We all have different tastes.

[Jonna10002]

this is a good episode, happy face :)

[BenNkaos08]

oh sorry no its not i thought this was conflict

[BenNkaos08]

this is my 2nd favourite episode!!

[CaCSouthPark]

Well lets see Season 1: Fucking Awesome Season 2: Well pretty good Season 3: except for the 1st episode the season sucks by now

[paraguayanboi]

why did he say this episode sux? i fucken love this episode lol!

[aido1996]

i liked this episode because it got me into the hives

[mattzo21]

fucking hell man i loved tod and travis they make the episodes more funnier. Usally the least funny guyz make the funny guyz funnier

[jffry890]

wtf? i loved the todd and travis characters. some ppl r just fuckin assholes and hav nothing better to do.

and you said you r running out of material for halo? just wait for HALO 3: ODST to come out. thats sure to giv u more ideas

[uchihasblood]

The reason why most people were repulsed, is because a lot of them were little kids who should not have been watching this amazing series. The love affair was funny, although in the end I think Master Chief should have gotten Cortana anyway.

[ilikepie12132]

in grand theft auto IV, i just love to get into a patriot (hummer) in ram everything that gets close to me out off the way without barely getting damaged

[Vkmies]

Its fun beacause it just like gets on top of everything. You can crash into a bus and the caar just climbs over the bus crashing it totally.

[hellohello223]

I enjoyed this episode alot.

[Hal02willrockforever]

its either roman that dies or ur gf kate, u decide litteraly

[Neji516]

w8 is ur like travis and the arbitar that means u like to go into strips clubs and run ina circle

[smackdownishere]

This guy deserves a tv show.