Dangerous Condom Applicator

[ZanderSpeaks]

Everone can see it's an older version of the guy from icarly, But isn't the girl Ren Stevens?

[chickenemoman]

@ZanderSpeaks it isnt

[MNKYER]

@usjohnpat premarital sex is any sex before you are married...

[dmorris41]

@MNKYER it was a joke

[MatrixTime69]

Haha. He goes "which model is this?"

[Cptsexybanjo]

I feel like they found this in someones basement and decided it would be funny as a condom applicator and BOOM! they had a new video

[schnubbilator]

the german voice in the end sounds like from wolfenstein.

some of us CAN pronounce words without shouting and breaking our jawbones^^

[Jonassoe]

@schnubbilator So I take it you guys don't shout "MEIN LEBEN!" when you die?

[schnubbilator]

@Jonassoe yes, you're right, wie don't :D but i meant pronounciation and accent in first place^^

[Dontholdback747]

What if I have the Serbian knockoff of the German version of the Swedish model??

[buddy32able]

Best part@ 21

[dduble07]

If you''re going to have two tubes, just have one.

[ridinhonda4life]

fuck that shit

[mytube6913]

i have to write a 650 word paper right now and its kinda hard to with these damn videos

[wushitono]

How do you get your thing in it? Seriously is it me or is that thing too small?

[MrJeeriosGuy]

@wushitono yes it is just you, your thing is too small

[999GHz]

@MrJeeriosGuy what you just said made absolutely no sense

[wushitono]

@MrJeeriosGuy 999GHz I was just gonna wright it! *highfive*

[azzzz9375]

I literally have a psychology AQA retake exam tommorow and i sorta kinda don't think collegehumor is helping LOL :L

[keemo53]

from the makers of helping hand pencil sharpener... ROFL

[MrItalianmustard]

@miekoren Like with an english accent? Like "cheerio lad,"? Sorry, I can't manage that.

[georgeyboyboy]

hi i'm physics and my penis hurts after watching this video

[TheDiddieMan]

i felt a disturbance in the force when the claps closed

[bloodline211]

germans....

[TurtlezHD]

i was gonna masturbate, then after watching this i thought...ye....it can wait :s.

[619studios]

@TurtlezHD dude.. me too...

[0123456789naruto]

ok, im a GIRL and this is painful to watch!

[GB0tr]

@0123456789naruto trap.

[funnyangrykid]

if you or your loved one has suffered from the effects of this pencil sharpener, please call 1888-888-8888 and you will receive heavy medical treatment due to you being a dumbass and sticking your ding dong inside this pencil Sharpener. and BTW there is no facility or any type of staff that can help you.

[NESDragon20]

I have a feeling this device was designed by Jigsaw...

[MrItalianmustard]

@NESDragon20 It r spelt "jicsaw" dum as

[GLPMV95]

@MrItalianmustard are you serious? you are stupid to the point where it makes me want to cry.

[MrItalianmustard]

@GLPMV95 Are you passive aggressive? You are hostile to the point where it makes me fearful.

[miekoren]

@MrItalianmustard sorry what was that? could you maybe say that in english?

[TheLOLMaster5656]

@veinerschitzel Y

[Mrjoecreeper]

@TheLOLMaster5656 study his face really close looks like fredie

[deltanation22]

Why did I watch this?? o.o

[1020dilan]

i think my one is bigger than the size of that hole

[jopihoop]

I'm swedish and I put mine in the right hole :(

[TheKidNemo]

i cringed when I heard it snap shut

[lordcam1]

I NEED THIS!!!

[Soundlesskitty]

"Now if you have the German version of the Swedish model, it's on the right. But if you have the German VERSION of the Swedish MODEL, then it's on the left."

LMFAO

[rureallysorry]

which model is this lol

[MrAwsome1994]

1 2 3 5 4 8 2 6 7 8 9 1 1 4 3/4 enter

[brycekidd09]

@MrAwsome1994 what

[iAmOtakuDesu]

Oh God...

[MCDoomCarrot]

Oh sweet lords I can just feel my dick screaming in pain from this... D:

[MattTheFlyDude]

Midevil torture device.

[niehoff2323]

i want to know who made the prop

[Insomniacwithnolife]

I am girl and this "commercial" frightened me ._.

[princessbc333]

I am a girl and i FREAKED when it smashed the pickle between the two teeth. 0.o

[BigBen9719]

It looks like Dexter, Freddie from iCarly, and FPSRussia got smashed into one person.

[KyoTheFoxDemon]

Soo I'm female... and I jumped when the applicator clamped down on that cucumber

[NinjaBunnyPro]

im a chick & my eyes bugged out when she brought out that applicator thingy

[planetary109]

She only got one fact right... our dicks are sensitive both physically and emotionally.

[Delasouloist]

Whys it so freakin rusty?

[DenEldenKrieg]

hahaha

[CallicoJackracham]

Jigsaw would love that

[Kzzori]

@CallicoJackracham dammit, you beat me to that joke...

[logicalMeta]

668 people used the left tube on the Swedish version.

[TheExtremeTES]

Blood is coming outta my nose wtf!? O.o

[harlemkidxx]

oh hell no a death trap for ur penise fk that shit

[Ammorathed]

this is the essence of nightmares... i never want to have sex as long as this terror lives...lol

[BLANDxARE]

@Ammorathed and u probly never will

[usjohnpat]

@darvilicious it's not premarital sex if you are never going to marry her

[SWIFTzTrigger]

@usjohnpat erm if its before you've married her thats technically pre-marital sex.

[gor5kibrohuck]

@usjohnpat People love clever excuses to do things that they know aren't right.

[KennardKid5]

@Darvilicious How does god deal with queers?

[MrIucifer]

The German guy at the end xD

[MrEvilOwen]

This would be awesome if the shamwow guy was selling this,

Billy Mays would also be good.

[fromlightcomesshadow]

That was made by a women

[mrtkloveskc]

O_O

[theCRAZYtwizzler]

Peter Pan?

[cassyshore]

The guy looks like an older version of Nathan Kress! Thumbs up if you agree :)

[theophilis]

@cassyshore thats true

[Jagg013]

667 people put their penis on the wrong side.

[SupaTerrarian]

# of dislikes = 666... the devil tried this out.

[theZetoranian]

Did that guy at the end say "paper sharpener"??? :|

[DASsoulstryker]

Ships for free Yeah!

[Jonathanh1986]

LoL the pencil sharpener is the same thing.. LoL

[Flailwielder]

@Jonathanh1986 Thank you ted. That was the joke.

[Jonathanh1986]

@Flailwielder Your welcome ed, that was a comment towards a rhetorical observation...

[BlooodRedSky]

I saw one of those in my parents room. Now I know what it is -_-

[shaughnessyboi]

i'm suprised this thing didn't make it into saw.

[ppp9922]

@shaughnessyboi

even jigsaw isn't that evil

[arowdareapa]

so what model was that ???

[charliescene969]

I'm 12. I'm terrified.

[Alejandrosaysrelax]

@charliescene969 do you even have any pubes yet?

[charliescene969]

@Alejandrosaysrelax LOL alot actually.

[TheDylan615]

@Alejandrosaysrelax I would figure 12 year olds and sometimes even younger have pubes,I did.

[Darvilicious]

@charliescene969 That's how God punishes those who have pre-marriage sex, and those who commit adultery, so you better straighten up.

[RiddlingOne]

i like the german voice at the end lol

[muttley299]

what about the british version? which side do we go on?

[DUSTINFOGARTY]

@muttley299 you actually have to put it in backwards under neath the heating iron next to the acid spray and make sure the high powered sand blaster doesn't make it through the saw blade

[swimteamizzle1114]

If it's the German version of the Swedish model, it's on the left. But if it's the German VERSION of the Swedish MODEL, it's on the right.

[trumpetfruzia]

0:41 OUCH!

[lunarglory]

I'm a woman and this just made me shudder

[OmNomSMOSHnom]

I'm glad I don't have a dick.. or a crazy girlfriend..

[Blindrock69]

This is what happens when feminists get into consumerism

[D1vid3By0]

1-2-3-5-4-8-2-6-7-8-9-1-1-4 3&4 together... enter

WDF kind of password is this???

We ALL know how good women are with numbers...

[cronon94]

1) buy condom applicator

2) send to enemy's girlfriend

3) ????

4) profit

[NeonTMCT]

Deliciously kinky

[AwesomeAtOblivion]

From da makers of da helping hand PEDISHAPLER!

[howpow9]

The "Helping Hand" and the pencil sharpener are the same thing... LOL

[nigeltatschner]

@howpow9 No shit sherlock :p

[Xboy323]

WHY THE SECOND HOLE?

WHY THE SECOND F-KING HOLE?

SOMEONE PLEASE ANSWER ME

[Answerbot]

@Xboy323 for swedish girls

[veinerschitzel]

he looks like the grown version of the icarly guy

[pokewalkthrough09]

@veinerschitzel freddie benson? (Nathen kress)

[Elojoschulos]

FML D:

[ImConiq]

D:

[Cha5e01]

O.o god... help us all... so... afraid.

[ilovepiepie4evah]

I'm a chick and I still flinched when the teeth closed '.'

[RandomShed]

This is the funniest thing I've seen in a while

[YuripoTech]

I'm a girl and this video still made me shiver.

[newgrounder2]

My boner went down from that ._.

[Elio3o]

anyone holding their penis when you saw the pickle get nailed. eh..

[Luigiowns845]

ow...



[XxZJPx]

where can i get one of those..

[Angelbaby7041]

"Remember only 1 of the 2 tubes is safe"

"WHY?!"

LMFAO XD!!!!

[cyberonee1]

I tried: autch... it doesn't even work!

[FirkinFox711]

That's intimidating...

[MarkTheWest]

Makers of the helping hand... Pencil sharpener... *cringes*

[meijinyukichan1925]

did i just hear penis sharperner at the end??? oh...probably just misheard it...

[Ourcraftz]

My penis just shrunk.

[dasalekhya]

@Ourcraftz shrunk ?? mine turned into a pussy !!

[gso619]

OH GOD! This is weird, lame, sick and I've seen it a million times. Why can't I stop laughing?

[gso619]

XD I still can't stop laughing. I've watched this like 4000 times and I still crack up at the "FROM THE MAKERS OF THE HELPING HAND PENCIL SHARPENER!!!"

[RenjiNo1]

O_O

...

fuck that

[gso619]

As much as this terrifies my dick, IT IS FUCKING HALARIOUS!

[NekoRini]

OMFG ITS MK!

[Masterpivot292]

It's like a fucking double-barrel shotgun and a bunch of nails on fire.

[thedarkinhell]

i felt pretty weird today really scared or something but collegehumor got me up again :D

[Taricus]

@_@ *shrieks in horror*

[cjx3pooh]

Isn't that the girl who plays Mary Kate o.o

[MsZane2010]

FAV!

[hellow533]

From the makers of the helping hand pencil sharpener. Let's not get those two confused.

[mrR3B3LZ1]

wtf

[MurCurieux]

Doubles as a circumciser.



[TheCheriseCat]

@MurCurieux more like triples....

[LazyBastard675]

in sweden, we have been using this for decades. Its awesome!

[daftrok]

Clearly made by a woman.

[skullja1]

@daftrok they made this as revenge for our many years of abuse

[UnholyCrabmeat]

@daftrok an angry woman.

[714RCE]

@daftrok a cheated woman

[luigiisthebest100]

@daftrok a sexist woman that is a lesbian :D

[Karragh]

Both the actors in this look really familiar but i can't place them.

[orange24ist]

I think this model had the same idea as a pencil sharpener!

[BushuetRossii]

wtf is that prop actually used for?!?!?!?

[zachdeithorn]

Shudder

[DrMTHead]

Every guy that watched this just shuddered.

[scrambledpenis]

this looks like something my ex-girlfriend would buy... oh yea she was pretty horrible!

[MHND07]

Saw "sex"

[RileyRichardz]

How the hell is this thing supposed to apply condoms anyways???

[frexeman]

Wtf? 1:00 Remumber?

[smoshdude34]

screw the whip and the leather

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[Demon23666]

they have to make some sketch making fun of icarly with him, dont lose this chance!

[danceblast15]

Am I the only one who thinks the man in this vid looks like an adult Nathan Kress?

[TagesFTW]

@danceblast15 thats exactly who i thought that was when i first watched this video

[NanamiUchiha1]

WTF!? xDDD i can't say anything because of laughting!! xDDDD how stupid! xDD

[JoeBannanas123]

owwwwwww that makes my dick hurt so much!

[YYeezzppeerr]

I DON'T UNDERSTAND!!! I'm swedish but what was the shit about german model...or what??

[The101Shell101Bullet]

huh.. i got turned on by this.

[emineminyoungmoney]

thumbs up if u cringed during this vid

[dakotavinci]

I'm scared

[Xtdg89x]

i will never wear condoms again O.O

[hell1ana]

poor cucumber

[2PacArtem]

this almost made me poo in my pants :O

[Lunatasma]

I'm a girl and this scares me.

[battle171]

This makes me... Terrified in the pants...

[GermanyVRW]

1:28 paper sharpener?

[furrealz102]

@GermanyVRW pencil sharpener

[deathservent1]

LOL!!!! "Which model is this!?"

[ozadarshan1984]

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