Shit Bears Say

[productreed]

What song is used during the "triad" shot?

[bsanderland]

This is scary accurate...

[nolageek]

Most of these aren't really bear-specific. Hmm

[fooboo113]

hahah work out buddies hear that all the time

[LordAlucardsbride]

I loved the use of The Presets song XD

[skycibul]

"I just met my future husbear!" Hahaha!

[filmsallday]

ewww wtf

[JordanMalliart]

lol the dog @ 0:31

[sleekcartim]

hey this isnt bearonbearmachomanlove . com

[WholeLottaGreer]

If you hate dubstep and love scat can you still be a bear?

[GrowlyCubNZ]

Aaaaahahahahahahaha all so true!

[BerkeleyBuilt]

@FudgeDaMan get a life.

[BerkeleyBuilt]

@FudgeDaMan you shouldn't even be talking. your gay and in the closet. i saw your comments & gay videos you favorited. why are you even on this video in the first place. i have an excuse, i thought it was about football, what's yours?

[BerkeleyBuilt]

@FudgeDaMan hahah FUCK YOU FAGGOT! who said i like the Chicago Bears? i'm a 49er fan bitch! i just thought this video was about the team dumbass!!!!

[FoxyWolfProductionz]

murrrrr! I love Bears!!!!!!

[BerkeleyBuilt]

@FudgeDaMan example.

[BerkeleyBuilt]

@FudgeDaMan Fuck You, i was talking about THE CHICAGO BEAR OF THE NFL!!!!

[Detoxicated]

I just made a gif photoset of the kissing scene on tumblr. So far it has 0 notes. XD

[TheThunderDragoon]

DAMN, that kiss was HAWT!

[skypup77]

@FudgeDaMan Bears do not date twinks. Bears like bears. Hairy chests and beards. woof

[imadethisforict]

@skypup77 i've known bears who dated twinks. i'm pretty sure it's different for everyone.

[imadethisforict]

this is amazing omg

[daveozman]

I DID enjoy this - thanks for the laugh - and the endless eye candy !!!!!

[OneJumpFromEden]

omg who are you this is sooooo truuuuuuue. I was hitting it off with a bear and he said all this shit, it's creepy and funny. like literally, this video was how he spoke in a nutshell. oh wait, that's the point. You just captured it so well! kudos!

[DirtyEyedVids]

he's adorable lol

[somrazy3]

eeeww ANIMALS

[xakchan]

This sooooo reminds me of my ldbf... who claims not to be a bear. xD; he's gonna shit brix when he sees this >w>

[RicanfromPa]

Dirty Bear!

[FexyassJJ]

oh god...

i think i might be a bear

hahaha!

[freakylocz14]

You're not a bear. You're a human.

[jonmdeleon]

HOT CHIP FUCK YES!

[MaleOrderBride]

Why do Bears say "woof"? Shouldn't they say "roar"? Dogs say woof, not bears!

[iheartziyi]

lol this all makes sense.

[chrizz123]

that dude's a fucking cub at most. still cool though.

[simonliedtke]

"If he wasn't your Dad, would you have sex with him?" Haha :D

[InsaneHands2]

turned off at 32sec

[XtremeDreamerX]

@InsaneHands2 But you were totally jerking it up until then?

[InsaneHands2]

@XtremeDreamerX yea it was funny till then, shit started getting weird after that

[FringeFreak56]

nooo, not urban outfitters, they're homophobic!!

[TheWilliamDouglas]

oh SF. New York bears are little more on point I think

[aznboionfya]

ur more of an otter :P

[LeatherScorpio]

Couldn't help coming back to this, worth the LOLs. BTW what's the name of the song playing at the 1:45 mark? Sounds like Billie Ray Martin to me.

[Shaprika]

Omfg... I can't breathe....

This is beyond pure hilarity. I... Yes.... I... Wow. XD This needs a hell of a lot more views.

[OnTheCheapTip]

That was kind of amazing....

[m1shima93]

Dude is so CUTE!!!

[rogueatheart]

Just got back from staying in the Castro with some friends for a month. This is uber spot on. AMAZEBALLS. Love it/Hate it. ;0) Missing it already! Shoulda been something about the eagle closing ;) Snarf!

[jaunt87]

so true -_- and so bad

[sexysteven57]

dude nice!!!!! i was lol my ass off i so say "he would be cute if he was fat" all the f@###en time

[sexysteven57]

awesome!

woot woot!

[TheLoveLibra]

your amazing <3

[ReptarSickness]

i thought you meant the animal......fuck you

[elements5191993]

@ReptarSickness i don't think you're my type...sorry dude

[MaxamillionGat]

@ReptarSickness yea we just looooOOOOOooove your modern warfare videos, they are just SooooooOOOOOOooooo entertaining, you fucking child.. 

[MaxamillionGat]

@ReptarSickness not even the uploader got your "joke" thats cus your "joke" was fuckin stupid, and you can say w/e the fuck you like about my appearance, im 99.999% sure i get more ass than you do any day, and at least my videos are fucking entertaining...

go blow your FPS buddies through your xbox mic, fucking acne'd up ass beanpole, go get a haircut, and a proactiv treatment, then insult peoples appearance...

[ReptarSickness]

@MaxamillionGat Thats weird, you just came up with those traits for me yet you havent seen me...im none of those things so i think i can insult your appearance. sure your videos are entertaining to some and mine are too some, so we cant argue there. no way you get more ass then me youre fuckin fat

[MaxamillionGat]

@ReptarSickness um so are most of the guys in this vid fuck nut, and i know they get more ass than you do as well, so that fuckin theory flies right out the fuckin window...

youre saying a fat guy cant get sex on a BEAR video... do you understand how insanely stupid that is???

bears i.e. guys that look like me, well me now since i now have a beard, get laid ALL THE FUCKING TIME...

[elements5191993]

@ReptarSickness Its true reptar....bears get way more ass than straight people...and i know its true cause i read that somewhere lol...but dude if you wanna get down (no homo) on some MW3 hit me up on xboxlive... BAYsedGOD415 i got black ops but if you wanna throw down on some MW3 i can borrow my homies and we can play 1 on 1

[ReptarSickness]

@elements5191993 bears live in the woods though

[sensoriussupremus]

@ReptarSickness That doesn't even make sense.

[BerkeleyBuilt]

WTF? I came here cause I thought it was the Chicago version.

[elements5191993]

@BerkeleyBuilt YESSSS!!! FUCK YESSSS!! YOU WIN SO HARD!!!

[BerkeleyBuilt]

@elements5191993 enjoy your aids.

[versachill]

@BerkeleyBuilt lol

[StevieSwank2]

@LatumWay One in the same. 

[Lilcub79]

Oh my god, this is hilarious!!!

[eklera]

Funny!

[LatumWay]

This was more 'things fat hipsters say'.

[WalleLovesBoxes]

It seems like all bears work in IT

[Taishaku]

I'm thin haired but by watching this I've realized I'm such a bear at heart.

[whistlepig75]

Pretty much dead on

[jzombie01]

Gays are an abomination. I truly feel sorry for them being all messed up in the head.

[Peccbear]

That's not a La Roux song hehe. That's a hot Chip song.

[elements5191993]

@Peccbear lol you are right...my bad

[lovegaga4ever98]

Lol

[productreed]

Someone needs to post this on the "It Get's Better" website.

[timbearcub]

@productreed I thought that was supposed to give teens hope? :-P

[productreed]

@timbearcub. Exactly my point.

[slanguish]

ready for the floor by cut copy is the song i think.

[clauditorium]

I thought I was going to hate this ("ugh, something else about bears"), but it's funny. Best part: 0:26-0:38.

[scboyca]

again, the song at 2:13. not the dubsteppy one but the other one. :-)

[elements5191993]

@scboyca the vid is over at 2:13...theres a track by the presets, porter robinson, la roux and i think thats it....i dunno the names of the la roux track

[StarkistC]

Loves it!

[scboyca]

what's the name of the song at 2:13ish? while he`s rocking out in the kitchen... :-)

[elements5191993]

@scboyca "Unison (Knife Party Remix)" - Porter Robinson. when it drops blast that shit and watch your fuckin head explode...that song is fuckin rad!!!

[smash8979]

@elements5191993 OH FUCK THIS RIPPED MY FACE OFFFFFFFFFFF.

[Tremari0]

heheh :)

[baranxi]

...this is scarily accurate o_o

[baranxi]

@baranxi AND hilariously accurate, obvs.

[aeonjoey]

woof

[BuzzFoster]

You forgot the references to Comic Con.

[elements5191993]

@BuzzFoster thats in shit bears say part 2...we got a lot of extra footage

[virgoboi24]

I totally know that guy he was making out with it!

[yournotjohn]

You nailed it, my friend. None more true.

[TRal55]

hilarious. "wow your dad's hot" i say that all the time.

[smash8979]

@TRal55 i get that all the time D: my dad's 51, and i'm 32. eek. haha

[NickJayKay]

Kylie Minogue in Australia .. YESSS

[thegayestgoth]

oh my god matt...what will jamie say? LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! "chlamydia is the one that burns, right?"

[billyblue111]

bears go to the gym? then why are they so obese?

[Taric25]

Oh my God, I have said or have heard #Bears say almost all of these, LOL!

[sailordragonball]

It's the story of my life in a day! They forgot to mention my vocal projections of "bear," "wait for it," "cub," "daddy," and "Would I?"

[smash8979]

18 people should probably go get tested..

[elements5191993]

@smash8979 18 people are into scat lol

[smash8979]

@elements5191993 18 people are using your picture.

[FreddyBailon]

Soo... What is the difference between bears and hipsters?

[smash8979]

@FreddyBailon not too much. :D



[FreddyBailon]

@smash8979 I think only the fashion right?

[smash8979]

@FreddyBailon yeah, and we have more sex, i'm pretty sure. yay. moar sex.

[timbearcub]

This can't be true, there's not enough Fashion Police/RuPaul's Drag Race/The Soup in it. *trufax* :-P

[rixtur]

yes bears can be extreme followers too, borring

[chasedbear]

i agree that there should have been more bears. random ben. and the dancing in front of the computer in the kitchen... thats something i know me and matt do.

[HerrBenedikt]

The chunky fella next to him in 1:57 looks interestin =)

[RCLibra]

What is the song you used during the party scenes?

[elements5191993]

@RCLibra I think its by The Presets...I don't know the title

[blklthrtn]

@elements5191993

The Presets - My People

[randomactsof711]

@elements5191993 My People by The Presets

[RCLibra]

@elements5191993 Thanks for the reply! I couple other people let me know it's "My People" and it is by The Presets.

[BizarroCub]

@RCLibra "My People" by the Presets

[lecg88]

@RCLibra my people - the presets

[asobomb]

@RCLibra It is absolutely The Presets. Song is "My People" from the album "Apocalypso". It is so rad, check it out!

[Darrellx]

awesome!



[justjim84]

I'm ashamed of myself because I've had just about all of those conversations at sometimes.

"If he wasn't your dad, would you have sex with him?" *dead*

[SaskatoonBerryPie]

The only thing missing is "I'm kind of a photographer"

[petejacksonagtc]

Is that Ben?

[bryanburns1969]

you're dad is hot...Ive said that SO many times!

[bryanburns1969]

"I'm a DJ" HA! that is SO true! Who isn't a freaklin DJ

[hatchbx]

using the phrase and the underlying concept of "A-List" is very, very Un-Bear

[timbearcub]

@hatchbx Umm no, it isn't, sadly.

[gravitas28]

chubby chaser



[billyblue111]

Why didn't he say, "I'm a fat piece of crap. Woof."?

[kevinc30]

Hysterical.  Bravo!

[zicofuss44]

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!

[thestumblingbl0ck]

You DON'T have an iPhone?

[pooftertwo]

@thestumblingbl0ck UH NO..... and I never will.... :0P

[thestumblingbl0ck]

@pooftertwo Thank you... I have a Galaxy S II and iPhone can suck it.

[pooftertwo]

@thestumblingbl0ck *LMAO* you are welcome! I am upgrading to the Galaxy S II myself shortly ... You have a GREAT weekend.

[heck27]

Hey check my YouTube out I'm also Sf bear cub performer. Collab sometime?!?

[elements5191993]

@heck27 will do bro

[blklthrtn]

Must be west coast bears big city ones.

[cuddlekingcub84]

Lets be honest what bear fits into urban outfitters smedium clothing

[MrSwiffT]

Whats with the old model iPhones? Great video.

[Bearotic]

Well done! That's hilarious... and Bearotic.

[SaskatoonBerryPie]

This was actually really smart. Kudos.

[chubstar1975]

Dubstep is the SHIT - rofl

[buxomdesign]

@0:35 SAD but true.

[polaris911]

I wouldn't consider any of the guys in this video "bears"

[Tripleh3lix20]

@polaris911 and why is that?

[RobNickel001]

@polaris911 not fat enough?

[polaris911]

@RobNickel001 nah too fat. I think the term bear is used too losely to mean any fat/out of shape guy with a beard

[XNyanko]

This sounds like pretty much every guy I know who's way too in to the bear community....

[TezQuetz]

OMG, I'm guilty of/have at least a friend who's guilty of each one of those...lol

[PGConnolly]

What a load of crap.

[reginaldbaird]

alt title... "shit I've overheard at 'StarBears'"

[CMZgt1]

WOOF! GRRRR! 

[tylercashman]

I think the "Hey what's up" with the kiss is great.

[sdsuedeheadsd]

this is actually really good!

[Moviemanc]

I'd have had the "date" snog the friend too.

[MrBates1]

"I think he's open, but his partner's not"

LOL!

[frankkubb]

0:30 and 0:36....SPOT ON!

This can be attributed to MANY of my friends..

ESPECIALLY 1:21..... :-[)]

[THEROBBIEKSHOW]

haha..love it :-)

[CEdicon]

It doesn't need more woofs or grrs because that's not shit bears say. That would be shit bears text.

[erikgreen428]

@CEdicon I have definitely been woofed at and had my friends woof at others. Everything here is pretty much spot-on!

[FireAllianceNX]

IT for a start up... LMAO! Oh wait, I do IT damnit!

[MMoloney86]

Yeah pretty much everything but scat.

x.x

[bearnanarama]

I'm a DJ. I can DJ right now. / Kylie Minogue in Australia / Coachella / texting not talking / P Town - all BRILLIANTLY DEAD ON.

[danceshimmyshake12]

im not even a bear but i do most of these things

[FingerTech]

Lmao.

[thePsyGuy]

the presets <3 <3 <3 <3

[SteelyEly]

Grrrrrrrl

[dharmahooligan56]

"No, the one with the harness." "No, not that one." "No, not that one." ROFL!

[smash8979]

OH FUCK, MY LIFE.............. D: hahaha