my worst date, we were in a bbq style beach restaurant, it was really awkward and i decided to make the situation less awkward and told him something really funny that had happened me, he found it funny too, he laughed, knocked over hot sauce, it went down my new top, it went in my eye, then as it was burning in my eye, i asked him to bring me to a & e, he said 'no, shit, i just realised that desperate housewives is coming on in 20minutes, can you get a taxi?'.
I went on a date one time with a guy i really liked to mcdonalds because we both were poor and this was high school, plus it was the first date. He didn't order anything and he kept turning down my chicken nuggets that I offered him. I later found out that he was a vegitarian. I took a vegitarian to mcdonalds.
my friend at the time set me up with a friend of hers, he called me and we talked for three hours, i called her the next day and she just drops him off at my house! my mom gives me money and we go to this shitty eatery,and he kept repeating EVERYTHING he said on the phone the before,my mom drove him home, he said bye and i was like bye in a bitch tone but it was awful he was fat and really short! and his voice was really high, we were 11 , i'm not a bitch i was pissed she just left him with me!
QOTD: This was a couple years ago, when I was 14, me and my girlfriend were at the mall, doing couple stuff like spending money and whatnot. Her friend shows up and completely ruins the whole thing by trying to convince her to ditch me so they could talk and stuff, which made things bad. What made it the best was the fact that she told off her friend just for me :)
Best first date for me, well it was 1 year ago when I turned 16 and I decided that I was going to take my new car to meet this girl that I had know since 4th grade. She lived about 2 counties away and when I popped up on her doorstep and asked her out she was like WTF!! She said yes though and we ate pizza and went out with some of our old friends from the area.
Weirdest date: at a pizza place, it's all going great......my brother and a group of his friends come in. My brother had no idea I was on a date so he was like "oh hey sis!" then we left and turns out the guy kissed me!! :)
QTOD- went to take a girl to trans Siberian orchestra, went on the wrong night, the night after it happened, she figured it out before I did... Guess who looked like a jackass....
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QOTD: I was on a date with my boyfriend and I decided that it woiuld be a good idea to bring my two best friends along. The WORST idea ever! Whenever me and my boyfriend kissed or he put his arm around me my two friends started singing "When the moon hits your eyes like a big pizza pie..." And that was the only lyrics of the song they knew so they just kept on singing them. They were cracking up laughing but it just make me and him very awkward!!
QOTD: I was on a date... And its this guy just.. well you'd have to see him.. to understand.. he told me to order off the kids menu (were at this really cheap mexican place already) and I'm like "ok. is that a fat joke?" he's like "no.. sorry umm.. there's this game I'm saving up for, and like my mom is making me pay for you. "
QOTD: I was on a date... And its this guy just.. well you'd have to see him.. to understand.. he told me to order off the kids menu (were at this really cheap mexican place already) and I'm like "ok. is that a fat joke?" he's like "no.. sorry umm.. there's this game I'm saving up for, and like my mom is making me pay for you. "
@MuzicalDreams haha i guess im good at guessing but thats good because if you guys were 17 or 18 that would have been REALLY sad. and not sad like crying but sad like disappointment in humanity
QOTD- one date i went on we were driving around and he thought it would be a great idea to drive out in the country on a "dirt" road right after it rained. needless to say, we got stuck, but a nice farmer towed us out with his tractor
fun fact: when your high glasses do, in fact, act as a way for people not to know just how high you are, but your stoned...so you'll prob let everyone know anyways.
Went in for the goodbye kiss and we shocked noses(you know when you touch someone and give them a static shock? Yeah.) . It caused his nose to start bleeding all over me. *shudders*
It is cataracts, it makes lights kind of explode into starbursts and it can be very irritating to the eyes.
also. most awkward date: a guy i had been good friends with for awhile was in town for the week and we went "out to eat" at like 3:30 in the afternoon before he had to leave. we were the only people in a really nice bbq restaurant. so. uncomfortable.
best and wrost date all rolled into one: i was 18 and he was 19 we went to the mall to pick out shoes for him then sat in his old 70's orange van asking each other "what do you want to do?" "i dunno what do you want to do?" for about half an hour bfore going to go hit golf balls at dusk.....odd date but long story short we are engaged now ^.^
QOTD I took a girl to my my friends play. During the intermission she told me she hated the play told me she hated most of my friends then proceeded to leave because the play sucked and she was bored.
most awakward- my friend who is also a girl leaned over her boyfriend and kissed me that was a one time date but she kept her boyfriend so... um... yeah really awkward
my weirdest but best date was when the guy i was with brought his girlfriend and asked us to make out. the chick and i left him and then started dating and had lots of fun.
weirdest was taking someone to camp with me and finding out she was afraid of lizards by her jumping on my chest when she saw a salamander and she fractured her wrist lol
best was probably being taken out on my birthday to a nice Italian restaurant.
I went to guys house during a snow day in high school. We were in his room holding hands on his bed when I was reading all of his sports awards for MIP player and most valuable cheerleader. Then he picked the movie we went to which was two and a half hours. I sat and drank my large soda the entire time because I didn't want to kiss him anymore.
my worst date was on valentine's day. i met my then boyfriend at starbucks somewhere in the ghetto, we exchanged gifts, and then he ditched me while i was in the bathroom because "he had homework." i then proceeded to sit outside in the cold ghetto while i waited for my mom to pick me up.
QOTD: We were gonna go see a movie, but he texts me on the day of the date and says "hey, I'm going to this karaoke thing tonight, wanna come?" Confused, I went. Turns out it was his date with some other chick. Still don't know why he invited me. They're engaged now.
my best date was my weirdest date we went paintballing and it was her first time and she shot herself like eight times before the game started then she shot me and everyone else like 8 times but it was fun and now it has been 2 years we have been going out scary i think i still have a scar
My worst date ever was when a friend set me up and I had just ended a relationship with this guy that was way too clingy and kind of stalkerish and he got mad and wound up like hating me. Anyway so me and her go to the restaurant to meet her boyfriend and the guy they set me up with and my ex is sitting in the booth with her boyfriend. And her boyfriend goes "Hey it's cool, the other guy couldn't make it so I brought him instead you guys know each other right?" Most awkward night ever.
QOTD: when I was 15, I went out on a date with my girlfriend and her friend, and I had to pretend I was gay or her parents wouldn't let her hang out with me. We went to see Larry the Cable Guy's Health Inspector. After the date, on the ride home, they kept asking me what type of men I was into... then giggling to each other as her mom stared at me when I answered.... I'm glad I can drive now...
@Philipdefranco they should go ice skating its romantic and makes for great video of matty falling down on the ice! :_) love ya matty but awkwards = hilarious
I went out with a the brother of a friend, who told me that he was a chef/masseuse and that, for fun, he sits in a barn drinking grain alcohol and writing songs. Then, all he wanted to do was talk about his cats and Linkin Park. Finally, we ducked into - this amazing, books-on-the-floor, jazz music playing kind of place, and after five minutes he turns to me and says, "Can we leave? I don't read."
I ended the date by saying, "Yeah, I think we're done here."
and the entire movie i felt creeped out and didnt know if it was the same with a girl, where they wanna makeout, etc so i was tense, after the movie we just awkwardly hugged and said bye. i was soo relieved! i figured out i truly wasnt bisexual that night....lol felt too weird for me!
I am a girl, and went on a date with another girl (we're both quite pretty too :) and it was my first time goin out like that with a girl so i was super nervous...well she suggested we go see shrek 2...and i thought it'd be funny and cute so we did, well she was late so i bought our tickets and it was soo awkward. she was late so that we would go somewhere else, and i didnt realize that, so the whole movie she kept whispering, lets get out of here, which made me even more awkward. ...
I met girl with some commen friends that we had, we decied to have dinner, when I go to pick her up my car wount start so i called said ill be a little late. we get to the place, everything is going smoothly and then she started to swell and turn purple appreantlly they didnt tell her there were peanuts in the food, she starts to panic, so i rush her to the hospital, and i asked her if she wanted me to let anyone know... she said my husband...
Worst first date: This guy took me to a movie. His parents drove us -- not that weird, except that he was seventeen and had his own car. We went to see Borat, and at the naked running through the hotel scene, he says "That reminds me of me and Kenny." (his extremely obese best friend.) Then as his parents dropped me off at home, I leaned in for a kiss. Turned out, he hadn't broken up with his girlfriend before asking me out. His mom screamed and called me a whore, then kicked me out of the car.
best date, got all dressed up went to a nice resturant ate the best meal ever then went to see Scott Pilgrim and got a foot massage during the opening credits :D
@NerdsForTheWin sounds fun...did they wear black robes and had ceremonial daggers and stuff and they made you have sex with them in circle painted with goat blood?
Worst Date? Homecoming Sophomore year. Though it was a group date, going as friends I was taking the girl I had a crush on. Music sucked, I can't dance, slow dancing made both feel embarrassed. I had to constantly leave and come back because a friend was having a meltdown. Oh, and my lesbian friend was trying to steal my date because she was crushing hard for her too. So that was fun.
worst date: We were suppose to go play badminton together but just as we got to the sports complex my car broke down in the middle of the road. To top that off I had an unmarked police car behind me...luckily he just helped me push the car off the road. So after that I said screw this let's leave the car there and go play anyway...
A guy brought me to a highschool basketball game during a freaking blizzard. I was bored outta my mind. He didn't even feed me either. Didn't talk to me. Nothing. LAMEEEE.
@SprayedToTheBone maybe I should have laughed in his face instead of politely turning him down? yea your way seems much nicer. btw the cry came after i sent him off with the money i was gonna by lunch with. don't you seem like a jerk.
Okay worst. While parking the car up after meeting the girl i was dating at the time outside a nice place to eat. I drove to far up and smashed into the pillar infront of us because i was trying to impress her. Then to make matters worse i went to get out of the car quickly got a little tangled in the seat belt. I faceplanted. Yes thats right faceplanted. Broke my nose.
No, u wear ur shades inside so u can checkout chicks discreetly without them noticing. This also works if ur with ur GF & a hottie catches ur eye. (Just don't turn ur neck if she passes bye) But u can turn ur neck way before she passes bye, but just far enough so that u can still check her out with ur peripheral vision, & as she walks bye just turn ur head back to ur GF slowly still using ur peripheral.This will give u the longest view & ur GF shouldn't notice if you do it right.
i went out with this girl, and she was super intimidating like she said youre coming with me to see this movie and all i could do was cower in fear. so we go and she pretty much ignores me the whole time till its time to leave and as i turn to leave she grabs me pushes me against the wall and makes out with me really hard. i was so confused. that was probably my most awkward date ever
matty is just too kute !
Protasovitskaya 3 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
sebastian contest? :D
vilankz 3 months ago
What ever happend to trainer david?
siriousvader 5 months ago
@siriousvader ? hes in the vlog.
3:07
ilovecupkakez 5 months ago
@ilovecupkakez Sorry, I meant like now a days as he nevers hows up in phils vlogs anymore, my apoligies for the confusion.
siriousvader 5 months ago
@siriousvader lol, good point... :)
ilovecupkakez 5 months ago
at 0:10, I like that poster in the background. What is it?
skippyfish71 6 months ago
my worst date, we were in a bbq style beach restaurant, it was really awkward and i decided to make the situation less awkward and told him something really funny that had happened me, he found it funny too, he laughed, knocked over hot sauce, it went down my new top, it went in my eye, then as it was burning in my eye, i asked him to bring me to a & e, he said 'no, shit, i just realised that desperate housewives is coming on in 20minutes, can you get a taxi?'.
Kara7S 7 months ago
Sebastian is cute as hell lol
marilynhenzi 11 months ago 2
@dpthomas37 how did you react after you found out? i would have been mortified
SuperKellyo 1 year ago
I went on a date one time with a guy i really liked to mcdonalds because we both were poor and this was high school, plus it was the first date. He didn't order anything and he kept turning down my chicken nuggets that I offered him. I later found out that he was a vegitarian. I took a vegitarian to mcdonalds.
lolwutinator999 1 year ago 3
@dpthomas37 That actually sucks really bad I'm so sorry
masshamai 1 year ago
my friend at the time set me up with a friend of hers, he called me and we talked for three hours, i called her the next day and she just drops him off at my house! my mom gives me money and we go to this shitty eatery,and he kept repeating EVERYTHING he said on the phone the before,my mom drove him home, he said bye and i was like bye in a bitch tone but it was awful he was fat and really short! and his voice was really high, we were 11 , i'm not a bitch i was pissed she just left him with me!
JayeSloat 1 year ago
sebastians accent is so hot.
itsDyllen7 1 year ago
Another good reason to wear sunglasses inside is if you have photophobia.
GeeZone777 1 year ago
With my right hand in the bathroom.
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urbannewsnow 1 year ago
QOTD: This was a couple years ago, when I was 14, me and my girlfriend were at the mall, doing couple stuff like spending money and whatnot. Her friend shows up and completely ruins the whole thing by trying to convince her to ditch me so they could talk and stuff, which made things bad. What made it the best was the fact that she told off her friend just for me :)
MrJohnnyAxel 1 year ago
Best first date for me, well it was 1 year ago when I turned 16 and I decided that I was going to take my new car to meet this girl that I had know since 4th grade. She lived about 2 counties away and when I popped up on her doorstep and asked her out she was like WTF!! She said yes though and we ate pizza and went out with some of our old friends from the area.
Ty2kk9 1 year ago
Weirdest date: at a pizza place, it's all going great......my brother and a group of his friends come in. My brother had no idea I was on a date so he was like "oh hey sis!" then we left and turns out the guy kissed me!! :)
OMGJBluvu 1 year ago
lol matty's smile at the end :)
xoxheartsloverxox 1 year ago 2
sabastion is cute
XsonjagogirlX 1 year ago
I think David's actually never been on a date before because he seemed like he was making up a story under pressure.
xSobhan 1 year ago
#3 reason to wear sunglasses inside.. if you are trying to hide that you have no eyebrows. it could work lol
JoshTurnerFan09 1 year ago
Does anybody know what girl won the date with matty??
Chewiejds 1 year ago
QTOD- went to take a girl to trans Siberian orchestra, went on the wrong night, the night after it happened, she figured it out before I did... Guess who looked like a jackass....
Burtonman44 1 year ago
The Worst Is When You Go Through The Date & They Tell You, They're Not Hungry, SHOT DOWN!!!
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danielbrittian16 1 year ago
QOTD: I was on a date with my boyfriend and I decided that it woiuld be a good idea to bring my two best friends along. The WORST idea ever! Whenever me and my boyfriend kissed or he put his arm around me my two friends started singing "When the moon hits your eyes like a big pizza pie..." And that was the only lyrics of the song they knew so they just kept on singing them. They were cracking up laughing but it just make me and him very awkward!!
DreaminSusan 1 year ago
Hahahahahhaahahahahahah you guys are HILARIOUS
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QOTD: I was on a date... And its this guy just.. well you'd have to see him.. to understand.. he told me to order off the kids menu (were at this really cheap mexican place already) and I'm like "ok. is that a fat joke?" he's like "no.. sorry umm.. there's this game I'm saving up for, and like my mom is making me pay for you. "
MuzicalDreams 1 year ago
QOTD: I was on a date... And its this guy just.. well you'd have to see him.. to understand.. he told me to order off the kids menu (were at this really cheap mexican place already) and I'm like "ok. is that a fat joke?" he's like "no.. sorry umm.. there's this game I'm saving up for, and like my mom is making me pay for you. "
MuzicalDreams 1 year ago 43
@MuzicalDreams im soooo sorry. for his sake, i hope you guys were 12 years old at the time.
lifemakesmelaf 1 year ago
@lifemakesmelaf haha thats really funny.. because we were lol :P
MuzicalDreams 1 year ago
@MuzicalDreams haha i guess im good at guessing but thats good because if you guys were 17 or 18 that would have been REALLY sad. and not sad like crying but sad like disappointment in humanity
lifemakesmelaf 1 year ago
@MuzicalDreams What a fucking asshole...
evan3452 1 year ago
@MuzicalDreams Wow JUST for that, I'll sub to your channel.
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Anne Hathaway as Catwoman...../drool ^_^ Love the show
PoLaRBeXaR31 1 year ago
My best date is usually going to a sporting event like football or basketball with her.
socosoccer123 1 year ago
QOTD- one date i went on we were driving around and he thought it would be a great idea to drive out in the country on a "dirt" road right after it rained. needless to say, we got stuck, but a nice farmer towed us out with his tractor
nacoji 1 year ago
so this is what men do
futurecatlady2themax 1 year ago
fun fact: when your high glasses do, in fact, act as a way for people not to know just how high you are, but your stoned...so you'll prob let everyone know anyways.
zeonshodan 1 year ago
what game was that?
brah098 1 year ago
Matty is friggen adorable :)
KillKatastrophe 1 year ago 59
I wish I were rich enough one dday to throw macbooks...
WinninGuy 1 year ago 5
got milf?
Maurinovsky 1 year ago
I almost dropped my plastic macbook one time. My brother who was upstairs thought someone was trying to murder me.
weinerschnitzelboy 1 year ago
Weirdest/worst date ever:
Went in for the goodbye kiss and we shocked noses(you know when you touch someone and give them a static shock? Yeah.) . It caused his nose to start bleeding all over me. *shudders*
(Side note: Matty has an adorable smile)
Vaciito 1 year ago 3
QOTD: She brought two hits of acid, I brought some nuggets and we went to a haunted house. Good Times
desertwind16v 1 year ago
It is cataracts, it makes lights kind of explode into starbursts and it can be very irritating to the eyes.
also. most awkward date: a guy i had been good friends with for awhile was in town for the week and we went "out to eat" at like 3:30 in the afternoon before he had to leave. we were the only people in a really nice bbq restaurant. so. uncomfortable.
greeneyedgracie 1 year ago
best and wrost date all rolled into one: i was 18 and he was 19 we went to the mall to pick out shoes for him then sat in his old 70's orange van asking each other "what do you want to do?" "i dunno what do you want to do?" for about half an hour bfore going to go hit golf balls at dusk.....odd date but long story short we are engaged now ^.^
QuetzalElla 1 year ago 3
Stargardt's Disease is the eye problem
rhobymic 1 year ago
who is the optometrist??
he is sooo adorable.
jjazchou 1 year ago
matty is so cute :p
MeiaCullen 1 year ago
QOTD I took a girl to my my friends play. During the intermission she told me she hated the play told me she hated most of my friends then proceeded to leave because the play sucked and she was bored.
Tacoman1013 1 year ago
matty's smile at the end :))
genralgirl 1 year ago
Poor matt!?!?
oldmandefranco 1 year ago
hahaha i tend to put my hood on when i'm high.. achieving full unibomber status
Fr0zenM0nkeyStuf 1 year ago
lmao i wear my sunglasses inside if i didnt put makeup on haha
iroseebby 1 year ago
my best date right now
thumbs up for BJs
FinishedOdessey 1 year ago
i love how trainer david has become part of the team
awesomenesssssssssssssssssss
Vaylinne 1 year ago 5
most awakward- my friend who is also a girl leaned over her boyfriend and kissed me that was a one time date but she kept her boyfriend so... um... yeah really awkward
RainDancer98 1 year ago
my weirdest but best date was when the guy i was with brought his girlfriend and asked us to make out. the chick and i left him and then started dating and had lots of fun.
Scream2hearYou 1 year ago
@Scream2hearYou yeah right ......bullshit!....lol
naesmans 1 year ago
I WAS HIT BY A BUS! It mounted the kirb and clipped me. Worst first date ever.
She is going out with me now though = Awesome.
Syanticraven 1 year ago
i want to go on a date with him, i've never been on one either! :)
ellesayshello 1 year ago
a stigmatism is not a begining of blindness its were the eye is shaped the oposite way than a normal eye ( I know because i have it )
TheTylerKauffmanShow 1 year ago
Matty is adorable
Mistoffelees11 1 year ago 3
QOTD: my best date ever was when i invited this girl over and i roofied her drink.
454545demon 1 year ago
@454545demon I hope she called the cops on you
masshamai 1 year ago
best date, coming home and having sex four times
yelixir 1 year ago
Where can i get a DeFranco shirt??? Like honestly I'd but one.
dudeiwaslike 1 year ago
weirdest was taking someone to camp with me and finding out she was afraid of lizards by her jumping on my chest when she saw a salamander and she fractured her wrist lol
best was probably being taken out on my birthday to a nice Italian restaurant.
hellomynameisrodney 1 year ago
my best date?.... the guy made ME a sandwich :D
howhow124 1 year ago
the last minute of this is epic!!! <3
Poisonfrogg 1 year ago
I went to guys house during a snow day in high school. We were in his room holding hands on his bed when I was reading all of his sports awards for MIP player and most valuable cheerleader. Then he picked the movie we went to which was two and a half hours. I sat and drank my large soda the entire time because I didn't want to kiss him anymore.
laurierchick11 1 year ago
I've had an awkward date before...ahh
laurierchick11 1 year ago
They should do a dance class together
Harudath 1 year ago
Bast is my boss at work :) Or was, before you still him!
chelseysilv 1 year ago
what is the poster thing in the background???
jhonrl93 1 year ago
peach cobbler...
onceuponavlog 1 year ago
Mattys kinda funny. "do it once, it's weird. do it more then that and its a thing" lol
tinabug7199 1 year ago 5
Or 3. You're playing poker. Then the sunglasses are okay.
hedecky58 1 year ago
my worst date was on valentine's day. i met my then boyfriend at starbucks somewhere in the ghetto, we exchanged gifts, and then he ditched me while i was in the bathroom because "he had homework." i then proceeded to sit outside in the cold ghetto while i waited for my mom to pick me up.
aiiirdryy 1 year ago
What's the outro song?
mansondevil33 1 year ago
QOTD: We were gonna go see a movie, but he texts me on the day of the date and says "hey, I'm going to this karaoke thing tonight, wanna come?" Confused, I went. Turns out it was his date with some other chick. Still don't know why he invited me. They're engaged now.
thepeacefish 1 year ago
@thepeacefish that is about the most awkward thing that i could even imagine happening to someone. sry ):
lifemakesmelaf 1 year ago
my best date was my weirdest date we went paintballing and it was her first time and she shot herself like eight times before the game started then she shot me and everyone else like 8 times but it was fun and now it has been 2 years we have been going out scary i think i still have a scar
endeverafter2 1 year ago
Matty should date the blinking sushi lady.
incoldblood12345 1 year ago 2
That sushi lady is beautiful :) I love sushi too!
SOFIAAAA 1 year ago
QOTD: totally got locked into a park. we stayed after hours and the gate locked us in.
hal3yy 1 year ago
@hal3yy soooo is that a best or worst? ;)
WeAreHam 1 year ago
@hal3yy fences can be scaled...
SprayedToTheBone 1 year ago
@SprayedToTheBone by a car?
hal3yy 1 year ago
@hal3yy well technically yeah :P
SprayedToTheBone 1 year ago
matty definitely likes that lady he was talking to about sushi.
princeton1100 1 year ago
My worst date ever was when a friend set me up and I had just ended a relationship with this guy that was way too clingy and kind of stalkerish and he got mad and wound up like hating me. Anyway so me and her go to the restaurant to meet her boyfriend and the guy they set me up with and my ex is sitting in the booth with her boyfriend. And her boyfriend goes "Hey it's cool, the other guy couldn't make it so I brought him instead you guys know each other right?" Most awkward night ever.
182musicchick 1 year ago 3
@182musicchick You're probably the bitch in this story...
SprayedToTheBone 1 year ago
QOTD: when I was 15, I went out on a date with my girlfriend and her friend, and I had to pretend I was gay or her parents wouldn't let her hang out with me. We went to see Larry the Cable Guy's Health Inspector. After the date, on the ride home, they kept asking me what type of men I was into... then giggling to each other as her mom stared at me when I answered.... I'm glad I can drive now...
BraksnenProductions 1 year ago 94
hmmm best date would be walking around the lake at a park n sitting on the bench n talking. real simple!
ashnty 1 year ago
@ashnty ive done it too many times...i think that really weird(in a good way) dates are the best.
Simple gets boring really quick...
SprayedToTheBone 1 year ago
Matty's smile = best.
Alexismarkowsky 1 year ago
@Philipdefranco they should go ice skating its romantic and makes for great video of matty falling down on the ice! :_) love ya matty but awkwards = hilarious
fieldninjai 1 year ago
davids day in office are some jumpin jacks and then keep practicing ps3 for superbowl
miguelsaez340 1 year ago
I went out with a the brother of a friend, who told me that he was a chef/masseuse and that, for fun, he sits in a barn drinking grain alcohol and writing songs. Then, all he wanted to do was talk about his cats and Linkin Park. Finally, we ducked into - this amazing, books-on-the-floor, jazz music playing kind of place, and after five minutes he turns to me and says, "Can we leave? I don't read."
I ended the date by saying, "Yeah, I think we're done here."
Worst. Date. Ever.
AtTintedLips 1 year ago
My best one was when she screamed my name and said "Oh my God! I'm the one who should be paying YOU!"
DarkDennis1961 1 year ago 2
@DarkDennis1961 ehehhe good one mate.
SprayedToTheBone 1 year ago
we went to the movies and she wanted to smoke k2 so she got high and i convince her i did it before she did...
dragan021293 1 year ago
Laser tag!
ultraliser 1 year ago
never been on a date
forever alone..... :( lol add picture from memebase.com
kiwigodthethird 1 year ago
after the movie getting droped off at my place and getting frisky in the car and a cop pulling up in the driveway behind us.
JEREMIAHMASSEY 1 year ago 3
I'm married and I never went on a real date.
brettautumn 1 year ago
1) Hold your breath.
2) Copy all of these steps.
3) Go to two other video.
4) Paste it in the comments.
mrpotater0 1 year ago
he was the steelers. excellent choice. :]
haha
XxSamixLynnxX 1 year ago
id love to smoke with phil :)
admiralPs 1 year ago
Never beeeeeeen on a date...:-(
torrid94 1 year ago 3
and the entire movie i felt creeped out and didnt know if it was the same with a girl, where they wanna makeout, etc so i was tense, after the movie we just awkwardly hugged and said bye. i was soo relieved! i figured out i truly wasnt bisexual that night....lol felt too weird for me!
jesskell13 1 year ago
@jesskell13 What no 69 ? :(
SprayedToTheBone 1 year ago
I am a girl, and went on a date with another girl (we're both quite pretty too :) and it was my first time goin out like that with a girl so i was super nervous...well she suggested we go see shrek 2...and i thought it'd be funny and cute so we did, well she was late so i bought our tickets and it was soo awkward. she was late so that we would go somewhere else, and i didnt realize that, so the whole movie she kept whispering, lets get out of here, which made me even more awkward. ...
jesskell13 1 year ago
@jesskell13 shutup
YungFreckle 1 year ago
Wost date i ever had was .
I met girl with some commen friends that we had, we decied to have dinner, when I go to pick her up my car wount start so i called said ill be a little late. we get to the place, everything is going smoothly and then she started to swell and turn purple appreantlly they didnt tell her there were peanuts in the food, she starts to panic, so i rush her to the hospital, and i asked her if she wanted me to let anyone know... she said my husband...
i just froze there....
ToBeSimplyMe 1 year ago
@ToBeSimplyMe Hilarious.
MckMick 1 year ago
@MckMick
well at least it made someone laught...
ToBeSimplyMe 1 year ago
Worst first date: This guy took me to a movie. His parents drove us -- not that weird, except that he was seventeen and had his own car. We went to see Borat, and at the naked running through the hotel scene, he says "That reminds me of me and Kenny." (his extremely obese best friend.) Then as his parents dropped me off at home, I leaned in for a kiss. Turned out, he hadn't broken up with his girlfriend before asking me out. His mom screamed and called me a whore, then kicked me out of the car.
KelsieFM 1 year ago
@KelsieFM you tried to kiss him with his mom present?
And why the hell would you want to kiss him anyway after taking you to Borat?
SprayedToTheBone 1 year ago
best date, got all dressed up went to a nice resturant ate the best meal ever then went to see Scott Pilgrim and got a foot massage during the opening credits :D
natalioflowers 1 year ago 3
Not only did my date take her mom with her, she took me to a graveyard. A graveyard. For serious.
NerdsForTheWin 1 year ago 2
@NerdsForTheWin sounds fun...did they wear black robes and had ceremonial daggers and stuff and they made you have sex with them in circle painted with goat blood?
SprayedToTheBone 1 year ago
Everybody wears sunglasses inside these days. Because the sun never sets on cool.
cachgill 1 year ago 103
baldie looks like Combo from This Is England.
kustiki4321 1 year ago
worst date?!
i asked her name and she said well dont you remeber your own brother!
hawkeblust13 1 year ago
Matt is so cute i wanna pinch his cheeks.
ExorArgus 1 year ago
Worst Date? Homecoming Sophomore year. Though it was a group date, going as friends I was taking the girl I had a crush on. Music sucked, I can't dance, slow dancing made both feel embarrassed. I had to constantly leave and come back because a friend was having a meltdown. Oh, and my lesbian friend was trying to steal my date because she was crushing hard for her too. So that was fun.
Zeverish 1 year ago
Taryn would get one!
grungeface87 1 year ago
Mattie is my type of guy.... too bad I live in Australia.
simplyteesh 1 year ago
Best Date: when the brotherhood came out we stayed up all night playing it....:D well we took a few breaks
950159449 1 year ago
Mattie should go out with Taryn.
tomatooverlord 1 year ago 2
Mini golf?
greenduality 1 year ago
I have a thing for matty :S <3
xgabbiexhunniex 1 year ago
"TV doesn't work"?
Is that like the 21st century equivalent of the car "breaking down"? :D
ereg1300 1 year ago
matties adorable :)
369blacklightning 1 year ago
worst date: We were suppose to go play badminton together but just as we got to the sports complex my car broke down in the middle of the road. To top that off I had an unmarked police car behind me...luckily he just helped me push the car off the road. So after that I said screw this let's leave the car there and go play anyway...
It's all good though...she is now my gf :P
jrvd007 1 year ago
@jrvd007 seeing that a guy can keep his cool under pressure is very attractive that's why she gave ya another shot. Good story!
TheRealMissReckless 1 year ago
My birthday party... with my boyfriend.... and my friend..... aka his ex girlfriend
coconutandlicorice99 1 year ago
Wheezy is a trend center how he has you guys saying "(Blank) is becoming a thing."
Pe3NuT 1 year ago
@Pe3NuT Isn't it trend "setter"?
CubemalaUnited 1 year ago
@CubemalaUnited I'm not sure if that's a thing yet. Nah you're correct.
Pe3NuT 1 year ago
How bout worst date?
A guy brought me to a highschool basketball game during a freaking blizzard. I was bored outta my mind. He didn't even feed me either. Didn't talk to me. Nothing. LAMEEEE.
lilmizdrama4lif 1 year ago
Best Date: Walking around Campus after dark when we couldn't hang in my dorm room. Things got romantic.
rorhan 1 year ago
Worst date...
My date said he was running late & wanted me to meet him at his house..
He answered the door NAKED! Completely naked!
I laughed! :P
luvumor4 1 year ago 2
Best date ever:
Girlfriend came over for my birthday.
Meant to watch a movie...didnt get around too it.
We had....other things in mind.
OptimumForge 1 year ago 3
never had one ha
jaysondudeman 1 year ago
worst date... guy showed up drunk and stoned to the date kept trying to makeout with me and kept telling me he could see me as his wife
jadedwildfire 1 year ago
David has a gap between his teeth! Yay, someone else with a gap! *virtual high five even though he doesn't know I exist*
greenday2themax 1 year ago
QOTD: it wasn't a date but a homeless guy asked me out after asking me for spare change.
that was one of the saddest days of my life. i cried.
Karmilda 1 year ago 34
@Karmilda Give the guy a break will ya? He was probably joking...you know these people usually dont have anything else other than their humor.
SprayedToTheBone 1 year ago
@SprayedToTheBone maybe I should have laughed in his face instead of politely turning him down? yea your way seems much nicer. btw the cry came after i sent him off with the money i was gonna by lunch with. don't you seem like a jerk.
Karmilda 1 year ago
@Karmilda a Homeless man is also a human the only diffirence is that he got fucked over by his country
raiden233 1 year ago
@Karmilda yeah i remember that, thanks for turning me down gently.......
naesmans 1 year ago
QOTD:when I got stoodup by the guy for the thrid time.
mrsdaniellautner 1 year ago
What if it's a REALLY bright room and your eyes are sensitive to light?
SemiLesbo 1 year ago
QOTD When the girl ditched me, cuz I was a guy :(
vcc5 1 year ago
PATRIOTS FTW!!! <3
ASilveryBlue 1 year ago 2
@livyolive you obviously havnt heard of AESTHETICS CREW.
julian437 1 year ago
what was that game you guys where playin at 5:00
CFXdUde928 1 year ago
QOTD I'm eleven, bitch.
number1nigahigafan1 1 year ago
@number1nigahigafan1 you should be slapping bitches up. Tap dat all on the floor!
hithereworld 1 year ago
Okay worst. While parking the car up after meeting the girl i was dating at the time outside a nice place to eat. I drove to far up and smashed into the pillar infront of us because i was trying to impress her. Then to make matters worse i went to get out of the car quickly got a little tangled in the seat belt. I faceplanted. Yes thats right faceplanted. Broke my nose.
Malnaron740 1 year ago 4
No, u wear ur shades inside so u can checkout chicks discreetly without them noticing. This also works if ur with ur GF & a hottie catches ur eye. (Just don't turn ur neck if she passes bye) But u can turn ur neck way before she passes bye, but just far enough so that u can still check her out with ur peripheral vision, & as she walks bye just turn ur head back to ur GF slowly still using ur peripheral.This will give u the longest view & ur GF shouldn't notice if you do it right.
YamahaRick 1 year ago
i went out with this girl, and she was super intimidating like she said youre coming with me to see this movie and all i could do was cower in fear. so we go and she pretty much ignores me the whole time till its time to leave and as i turn to leave she grabs me pushes me against the wall and makes out with me really hard. i was so confused. that was probably my most awkward date ever
TheRayner2814 1 year ago 2