Guess Which One's 16 and Pregnant :D

[funkheather]

love how all of a sudden a half naked lady comes up on the screen, too much love for phillyd

[BobjumpA]

3;46 look at the computer

[MrErtan999]

3:54 look to ur right at the screan

[oliviabodycomb]

this guy talk too faast needs to relax .... blow job

[TaylorGubbrud]

See that guy? He's too fat; with his fatness. :D

[snipamatic]

i love or thumb nail

[jrdavis0338]

Great video. Deff subscribing.

[blkstar23]

i love you ur so hott!!!!!!

[MsTwiHater]

"SHUT UP MOMMA U DONT NO ME!!!!" omg that made me cry...

[RareandFriends]

Is that...an Assassin's Creed box in the background? =D

[0thatrandomguy0]

pause at 3:46 and look at the computer

[avfromc]

Fresh veggies stop cancer. . . 

[angiierous]

Pregnant teen in 1991: "Oh ****, I'm pregnant, my mom's gonna kill me!"

Pregnant teen in 2011: "FU*K YES! I can be on MTV!"

[halo5776]

look at the computer in the backround is that porn O.O

[TheFallenMistress]

I love how you speak the truth about this type of stuff.

[20vampgirl]

hahaha! tears of ranch dressing....! love you phil! :)

[HaloSniper029]

When you ask a person who was raped about their experience, they won't say "You know when someone comes around the corner and 360 no scopes you? It's like that."

[haigfeinn]

its sexual molestation not rape

[Iheartlesbians3]

Epic white trash voice

[taytayisverynerdylik]

Wats on hos computer at 3:52??????

[loveyalenis]

What the hell is up wit the chick on his computer

[brosoro2]

just bullshit an asshole talking shit

[sardo97]

Press 3...

[chopinlisztbeethoven]

Anniversary of John Lennon's death.... Yeah you probably should've mentioned that. Anyway LOVE YOU PHIL

[FunkySelenaDemiLover]

omfg, c u tommorow? man. u NEED a life. O.o

[iamajb123]

@FunkySelenaDemiLover wtf dude?thats kinda ya know.. his job

[FunkySelenaDemiLover]

@iamajb123 well wen u think about it, no one should be waking up everyday and talking to a camera about this shit, then saying c u tmorow. well u knnow wen i heard it sounded rlly creepy!

[iamajb123]

@FunkySelenaDemiLover Still his job though, just like talk show hosts do it every single day on the radio and television...

[Ljwluke]

His computer at 3:55 :0

[PianoGirl555]

lol happy birthdayyyy you look soo...old :D

[JOESD2300]

FACT:18 OR 20 ASPRIN A DAY WILL GIVE YOU AUDITORY HALLUCINATIONS OVER A PERIOD OF TIME.

[Skulkerful]

pRESS 4 TO SEE "PRISCHIAT

AND PRESS 6 ALOT'S OF TIMES TO LAUGH YOUR ASS OFF!

[TricorneGuy]

This video is like that "How to be famous youtube vblogger"- video

[StorminNorman1993]

lol keep pressing 6 repeatedly

[Devilgrin]

I came up with a new show to feed off the popularity of 16 and pregnant. I want to call it "Dancing with the Stairs"

[broadwayrythm]

you are so fucking funny keep it up dude

[kenjaa986]

u crack me up. i had a bad day , i work in (last stages) health care, says it all and i worked on a sunday hahahaha n i find u!!! wow made my day thanx for all the laughs :D

[hisbeautyjuliet]

FTW!! Assassin's Creed box thing in the background.

[Zachadude1]

its the photo shoot in the description at 3:58

[scndirshtwn]

LOL was that porn on his screen neer the end?

[Nolandopwndyeah]

At 3:58 wuz that porn on his screen!? :O

[iCourtneyxx]

3:44-3:46 thats as bout as white trashy as it gets. haha.

[Firefarts09]

LOL Tears of ranch Dressing

[00011theman]

keep pressing 3 lmfao

[HHBones]

Pause, play, press 9 for buhdododododododododododoododo­dododod.

[PandaxPanic]

I was part of a 3 man group who crashed the servers of the hackers who took out mastercard for a bit

[aimee168121]

Why is there a naked lady on your computer screen at 3:58? xD

[101MRLEEDS]

@aimee168121 LLMMFFAAOOO WIN WIN WIN XD

[lowrollinkewee]

@aimee168121 That's the picture at 4:04 ;)

[girlgoneweirdo]

3:30- 3:45 sums up 16 and pregnant pretty well XD

[Zaprheniah1]

hey i hear ronalds jenkins music at the end of the video..if you dont know who is he..then please type in his name!!! lol

[LiveLoveLaughDreamOn]

STUPID BITCHES :)

[RubiksWrath]

My kds .9 RAPEEE

[LUKE3121]

3:47 olivia munn is on the screen of the computer

[FlargTheKitty]

@LUKE3121 no, it's the girl he had on the screen at 4:04

[takutoswife]

omfg i dont understand how pple dont like u...i think they have something wrong with them or something cuz u are amazing

[LethalAxis]

i hope that any girl that wants to get pregrant to be on tv, dies.

thats how the human species evolves

[chiachhu]

did you just go jerk of in the middle of the filming? :D NOTE THE PC 3:44 

[RECON50000]

@chiachhu I saw that too.

[mattryanharris]

"why you gotta talk about precious"

[britxoxo1618]

This was actually uploaded on my sixteenth birthday, hahaha

[SPFrobber]

obviously this cat doesn't rape bitches on modern warfare. STR8 RAP3! MW2!

[MsStop21]

It's not porn on his screen - he uses the pic starting at 4:04 to 4:06. It's just a gorgeous bikini clad girl. Get over yourselves, it might be a sexy pose, which makes it erotica; but that's not porn, just your lame assumptions...

[HelloHelen100]

hahahah look at the screen behind phil, now we know what you do with your time...

[augustb8]

it actually WAS my birthday when this was uploaded!!! :P and thank you,ive been working very hard on my complexion :)

[TheCyberKisses]

USA - we have free press (but only when we like what it says) .. that is so right. go wikileaks!

[kimisrandom]

computer behind phill shows porno images :D hahaha

[reppingAiEa]

rules 1&2 Phil (:

loljk.

[amindfullofpaperclip]

lmfao. "It's all west coast east coast on the internet" made my day.

[iDrumsuccess]

3:56 is that some kind of porn?

[cmoney3277]

check out his computer 3:47-

[aca28833]

Hahaha tears of ranch dressing

[bloody20dead]

yeah i saw the assassins creed jack in the bax in the bottom left corner lol you play ps3 or xbox

[GiantPoopingMonkey]

@bloody20dead he has both and plays both

[Alana723]

Thx for clearing up the deffinition of the word rape.. My best friend was raped and it's not funny at all.

[r0gm0r]

i just got a fuck buddy whilst watching this video

you now make me happy

[dcworld97]

nice pic in the back round at around 3 50

[universal806]

@EricExxplicit I was just about to ask the same thing xD

[15tiffybear]

Did anyone else notice the porn on his computer in the background? O.o

[xXOcarinaOfTimeXx]

@15tiffybear I was about to comment that...

[xxxShadowenxxx]

Why is he not more popular?

[guerratronz]

Word!

[FullMetalZildjian]

They=/b/

[Voldmosis]

why u gotta talk about precious...

[KatKabob]

Thank you so much for clarifying the term "rape." I''m sick and tired of seeing people leaving their exams saying that it "raped them in the ass." People don't realize that just the word alone can be triggering. Hearing it being thrown around in that way makes it feel as if nobody realizes the seriousness of what happened to us survivors.

[citrinestone]

I admit that I'm completely addicted to Teen Mom.

I'M SORRY.

[ZulemaMusic]

The Best video Ever!

[MrBennyboijones]

thumbs up for the babe on his computer screen at 3:46

[minerkey]

@MrBennyboijones it's the same babe he shows at 4:05

[FunkySelenaDemiLover]

@MrBennyboijones its blurry and out of focus. wtf can u c of it -_-

[starsandstripes5013]

@MrBennyboijones

Tehmeena Afzal baby

[zakkyummms]

Sweet  tears of ranch dressing.

[ChaoticCookie37]

 Kelso says: Girls are lucky. They can have as much sex as they want and don't have to worry about getting anyone pregnant! xD

[SiliconFox]

"cryyy tears of ranch dressing" LOOOL

[guhlinda]

Tears of ranch dressing yes thats amazing lol:)

[SexyChck7821]

why on earth did I fly to Omaha to sleep with the man i met on youtube...

[sarapoot]

that's not a naked chick, it's tehmeena afzal..

[markthegoldberg]

the cat in the hat...

[attritionsghost]

that was offensive to bears

[McXZealot]

look at his screen at 3:47 LOL!

[manithon12]

@theonethingtolose WTF are you talking about, I don't give a flying fuck about your problems so don't get mad at us when you have your own damn problems.

[manithon12]

There's a naked girl on his computer.....

[BakaHULK]

One my biggest pet peeves, is the use of the word rape for anything other than the disgusting act committed against a human being. It makes me ashamed to be a gamer at times when people are like "We just got raped so bad in that game" and I honestly wish we could stop it from occurring. We should have a "Stop Rape" week that focuses on people who use that word. Make them realize that it's disrespectful to use that word in this way. When ever some uses it mid game, we should all say "Not cool"

[Roxas92yn]

"shut up molly,you dont get me" that is hella funny.lol

[lilithrevised]

"...everyone looks like an asshole. The way god intended."

LMAO.

[dillybar152]

that the people waiting in line for morrey are like what the fuck

[manifes7o]

> 3 months ago, I was 265.

Was anyone else completely floored to find out that he wasn't a lanky 160ish lb talking head? I've seen full body shots of him at youtube conventions or on his ladyfriend's vlog, but I completely forget until he brings it up.

[beesAndtheBirds10]

did anyone else notice the naked woman on the screen in the background from 3:47?

[bruklynthompson]

Pausing at 3:47 I noticed a couple things. One: you look like a little kid cheering and two: WTF is up with the picture on your desktop? Bahahah. Love the news, keep em coming!(;

Just inquiring, Bruklyn[:

[Aubbalways]

16 && pregnant was a good idea at first. The producers thought "Lets make people more aware of how hard it is to be a young parent", MTV thought "Lets fund this show because it'll be so grossly depressing && dramatic that it'll get an enormous fan base". If only the show didn't become so trashy...

[kemey1494]

Klohe Kardashian apparently likes to just throw the word "rape" around for no reason because when they were on Conan, she told Conan that she felt like she had been raped by seeing him in jeggings. When I heard her say it I was like "What the whuuuuut?"

[YTsyndrome]

Phil, what the hell!! Rules 1 and 2, remember?!

[scottszanna]

3:55 look at the screen

[halfwombat]

@scottszanna Rules 1 and 2 apply for you too /b/ro.

In conclusion, coolstory.

[mssmiley85]

Oh my god, when u said the ppl in line at the maury show are looking at the girls from 16 & pregnant like, "what the fuck?", I laughed so hard I cried tears of ranch dressing. Yes, I'm subbbing.

[mixingbowlable]

i cry tears of ranch dressing and i am very offended by your comments

[XxovendettaoxX]

Thumbs up For the Assassins creed jack in the box :D

[spooncastro]

@XxovendettaoxX I was staring at that the whole video haha

[grungeface87]

My favourite show in a while! I love the angry ones, especially when I agree with most or all of it.

[GLWillaims]

watch,dont fish and drive!

[theonethingtolose]

@CALLIEJOHNSTON..... YOU SAW WHAT I SAID THAT IS VERY DISRESPECTFUL TO ME AND MY FRIENDS I WAS 17 AND MOST OF THEM WERE 13-17 SO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M NOW 21 AND HAVE A VERY BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTER THAT IS HERE CAUSE I WAS PREGNANT GOT A PROBLEM THEN MESSAGE ME AND TELL WE WHAT YOU THINK INSTEAD OF ASKING WHAT IS SAID

[MayzHughes]

@theonethingtolose He's wasn't dissin you, your last paragraph doesn't make sense.

[supermojokid]

@theonethingtolose both of your comments made no sense.

[AlexKazmierski]

Yeah, I don't agree with Kim Kardashian at all.

[ayliatennischik]

he talks suuuper fast o.O

[rickyluver007]

@ayliatennischik i like it (:

[Jackiele37]

@ayliatennischik

nnaaaa its just like x100000000 clips

put together

[smeghead666]

@ayliatennischik No he doesn't, you're just thinking too slow

[RestroomGraffiti]

@ayliatennischik it's an editing trick. Youtubers edit out all the natural breaths and pauses people take when they speak and it makes your video MUCH shorter. It also happens to make you sound like you talk really fast

[Montanaific001]

@ayliatennischik  Not really, I talk wayyy faster than that :D

[MizterizE]

LMAO!!! ily♥

[Jeralddoerr]

Good job dude! I usually don't take much time to look at YouTube casts! but I did enjoy this one!

would love to see you go really pro and do it all in one cut! that's right 4 min. and 40 seconds of all that action!

keep up the good work!!

[AYLWARD0100]

3:46. There be hot bitches in the background.

[theonethingtolose]

you know what i was 17 and pregnant and that is really stupid of you cause i didn't even know i was pregnant and you know what most of the people from the 40's til now are still doin if you really wanna put us girls that get pregnant early then you know what this is for all the girls that were 16 are 16 and will be 16 and might or are pregnant.

[CALLIEJOHNSTON]

@theonethingtolose ...what did you just say?

[LitleMsPacMan]

@theonethingtolose you really should've stayed in school instead of going off and having a child, then people would be able to understand you when you write your comments. The only reason that I'm responding to your comment is because I'm sixteen, not pregnant and I am personally offended that you are personally offended because you didn't use protection when you did the dirty deed

[ericksqrl]

phil were you masterbating wile u made this show??? hahah just wondering hahahah ( 3:47 )

*check ur out your labtop....****

[alex01011986]

oh boy......!!!!!

[pharaoh493]

CALL OF DUTY REFERENCE!!

[Ainar86]

hahaha, aspirin is acetylsalicylic acid - if you take one everyday you'll essentialy dissolve yourself;P

[Beatles1Led]

Someone was looking up porn at 3:46 heyy heyy[;

[LenaKemp]

@Beatles1Led

who cares

[teedertoder]

whats in the black box to the left of him??

[pHvlogs]

@teedertoder Assasskins Creed Brotherhood Codex edition.

[capcomjunki]

@teedertoder the new Assasins creed Brotherhood box set

[wrabit79]

to all 16 year old girls....GUYS JUST WANT TO GET LAID.....is the 21st century..you should be gettin' it by now.....

[nickpod44]

wasn't it 4chan that crashed mastercard?

[helmsplitter0233]

455 stupid bitches disliked this video

[Overwatch54]

@helmsplitter0233

I'm one of them.

[helmsplitter0233]

@Overwatch54 good to know i guess -_-

[LeonPrimrose]

lol around 3:50 notice his monitor

[Jadexfriendsforever]

"...an they cry tears of ranch dressing. That's about as white trash as it gets."

[cookiiemonzter4eva]

ur a fukn weird nd gurlz who r tryin to get pregnant at 16 u guyz r fukn stupid u dont know what u guyz r guna get urselfs in.... jus sayin add and comment

[Pededia]

i really don't see why they say being 16 and pregnant is such a big deal..especially considering the fact that i know at least three girls thirteen or younger that are pregnant

[jamessk82001]

@Pededia Gee maybe because at 16 you are still a kid, still should be in school and have no way of taking care of a baby. Having a baby requires money and to get money requires a job

[SupaKirbTV]

You?

[nielyeager]

O_O HOW THE FUCK DID HE KNOW IT WAS MY BIRTHDAY!?

[mdpreado]

Is that an assassins creed box in the background?

[fatboi1130]

HOLY FUCK MAN.. the Irony.. there's a Kardashian Promo on this Page while I watch you Trash talk Klohe.. I effin Love it!! (>_<)

[andalusia842]

"They cry tears of ranch dressing"

hahahahahahaha

[lx0osarahhL]

lmfaooo

[z1126a]

:) great vid. Cheers!

[shydethkitten360]

@K1LLERSHADOW You so got that from Penny Arcade!!! lol Although the original comic actually said fuckwad.

[fabianodominic]

Dont talk shit about my K/D in mw2

[BrokerExecutives]

Just subscribed. Great entertainment. Thanks

[31khearne]

Ranch dressing tears, CLASSIC!