Before I Die I want to...................... Bucket List

[lancethedesigner]

and bake me a cake haha

[takeoh9]

I want to see somebody, anybody. shaft his prick in your mouth. How's that??

[ingars17]

i want to slap an adult grizzly bear in the face before i die!!

[MrKaboom2011]

@ingars17  do that last trust me!

[vlatko1]

@ingars17 hell yeah ! me too ! and wrestle with it ! let that be the last thing on my list ! haha

[superabdoulworld]

@ingars17 You might as well do that once you are ready to die cuz aint no way you walkin out alive.

[discman004]

can two people share the same bucket list? HOLLA.

[banni09tu]

Smoke weed legally,

Do something to change the world for the good

[blammo98]

@banni09tu i live in Boulder CO.......why aint you here

[TheBuckley555]

I want to smoke a blunt legally



[TheBuckley555]

@TheBuckley555 while walking through a public park

[xemfield]

i wanna die.... before i die... therefore my bucket list would be to perish before my death... take that final destination

[samirmarinez]

I have a couple of months left maybe 6, maybe more. I want to produce a jazz festival ( December 2011, already on its way), I want to finish my recycling program. I want to buy a colonial house, I want to spend more time with my son and do a video for him so he can know that I loved him very much and understand his roots. To close an important deal and provide a better future to my son. I want to travel with him and go to the beach. I want to feel love as I never did. Write a book and script.

[illuminatip]

i wanna taste women of all United Nations

[zty1e]

negro kuliao feo

[HopeThe2nd]

Before i die i wanna go butt naked and run around Meh school :D

Nah Jk :P

[Daman2015]

i wana die before i die=)

[superabdoulworld]

@Daman2015 beautiful

[myunicorniseatingme]

I wanna go to spaaaaaace!

[ThinkxOutsideTheBox]

i'm 15 and i had been bungee jumping and skydiving!! It's extremly funny!!

[MsUpandatom]

stop uploading already

[Ciryare]

i don't want die. i want to be immortal!

[dspeed2020]

pirdolony czrnuch

[RSKorosiya]

I wanna get laid before I die but that won't happen... Ever, i'm just forever alone :(

[MJDrums101]

@RSKorosiya There there :(

[zezezo1010]

@RSKorosiya i feel ya' pain...  :(

[nikkiidaniels]

bad things happen when good people do nothing...

[99svtgreensnake]

I wanna go with you on these trips!

[bugbee69]

you are dieing

[alfredthegr]

I wanna kill someone before I die.

[CSATexan]

Be rich so I could own a used book store and not worry about making a profit.

Matter of fact if the client was cool enough I would give them the books for free

[Kill54FoReVeR]

getting a hot wife get kids have a good job and being a prof. gamer

[mellisamm]

to take office in the united states i dont care if its the white house or state rep....but hold office so i can do the things Ron Paul has always talked about and restore usa

[king1122334455667788]

i want to die before i die

[thomasejordanjr]

go inside area 51 and expose thier lyin asses

[ruckaruckarescuer25]

have a 69 hanging from a jungle jim

[WatchNoEvil]

Keep wanting. (^o^)

[cuddlycow00]

when you said white woman you showed a asian xD

[MISANTHROPY647]

Be less than 140 lb. but also muscular.

Learn Jeet Kune Do.

Tour with a band.

Meet Tom Araya.

See Tsjuder live.

... Hell, I've got way too much.

[olieprieto]

have sex with 1 million hot sexy woman before i die

[altium1]

Negative vote, you very stupid negro :) !

[hhaammiisshh]

wank on go in do it then get off the net

[trebor5591]

show is this shithhead?

[greekkolindros]

i want , i want , i want ... and then you wake up

[TheWarimano]

so what yo number? XD



[Eliashedlund]

1. Bake you a cake

2. ...yep, that's pretty much it.

[69ChelseaSmile69]

i thik your videos are amazing, i have no idea why they always have so much dislikes >.> probably disappointed horny guys whose porn got cut by their moms. :/

[MyJokero]

get kids 100000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­00000000000000000000000000000 dolars

and a nice babe



[TheMadhattermat]

kill over 5000 people in a war

[skate250fly]

I want to fuck a Brazilian modle

[wingedbastet]

so come bike ing here in sicily

[Znakoma]

@TheKTFYGamingOfCOD nothing happened :(  and yes i did really try :D

[xxTHELEGEND456xx]

1. watch tv

2.eat

3.die

[Reaperboy97]

I love how detailed that last one is... xD

[deeptrelos]

have a trillion dollars and burn them...

[burak575]

dont watch this video is about google advertisement

[TheOiass]

DAMN U LOLIPOP!

[NWA2pack]

@yovani001 STFU if you want to see hot girls go and look for one.

[yovani001]

THIS FOCKING MOTHER FOCKER WHEN I CLIK THIS VIDEO I SAW ONE BEAUTIFULL WOMAN LIKE PRESENTACION AND ALL THE I SEE IS ONE IDIOTMOTHER FOCKER TALKING SHIT I HATE THAT ON YOU TUVE

[BRIANDEAN74]

I respect women thats how I got to sleep with so many. I suggest you do the same.

[Makashi11]

@BRIANDEAN74 Cha Bloody!

[Makashi11]

@BRIANDEAN74 You're a complete moron if you think anyone here is going to believe a single letter of anything you've just written.

[BRIANDEAN74]

Ive Already had sex with 1000 women, I think at this point, I would like to find just one girl, can be a brazillian model, lol, to just connect with and trust. Im not sure if I ever will have sex with just 1 woman. I hope so, I really do but who knows. Society isnt 1950 anymore. I am Brian K Dean, yes the Author, you can find me on facebook as Author Brian K Dean. Oh and yes, I really did sleep with over 1,000 women through out 46 countries I have traveled.

[Cheburashka207]

I wanna DATE a brazilian woman too!!!

And an asian woman!!!

And a black one too!!!

Where can I get black girlfriend???

OK.I'm going to sleep now. ;)))

[amorozz0]

fuck your self

[ondaloe1]

go jump off a bridge... you only get views cuz you have hot half naked chicks on you cover pic

[kappuXkeikiiXkeiko]

@ondaloe1 I think hes amazingly funny so you can shut up (:

[MultiChipper]

GO TO SSSSPAAAACEEEEE!

[awasalu92]

@MultiChipper

That might be possible, their building a space turist center i kirruna (sweden) that when it's ready it will take you up into space for about 20min, sonds good?

[campingvogna]

you are a good drawer!

[shreder199]

fuck bitcches and get money

[FLPanthersandMarlins]

Before I die, I want to have circled the world, touched the soil of every continent, and fly for a major international airline, and retire in a my own house on Key Biscayne, and do it all...with my wife, and family...Mine's might be different from yours, but at least I am true to my words...

[FSflyerTech]

@FLPanthersandMarlins amen bro

[bland158495]

fuck a women in every single country.... now THERE'S a lot of women... (this is gonna be fun :D)

[perix888]

I love your videos mate

[Aerolee13]

I Want To Live Before I Die...

[NarutorRasengan]

I'd like to pull off a plan that's really amazing for my girl, whether it's for our anniversary, her birthday, valentine's day, who knows. I have an idea, but I'm working on it.

I also like to read Roger Ebert's various critics and meet many movie directors, whether they are most well known, or just starting out.

I like to travel to places that draws my attention.

Running in marathons would be nice, specially when it's nice outside.

And I most definitely want to own my list of favorite cars! :D

[SonLastName]

sex. lets be honest with ourselves.

[SatanicAlchemy1]

id like to have my room filled with cola cans,bottles, those big things u carry cola, all around with cola. i love cola :D

[MegaLeviboy]

i wanna play paintball while skydiving

[chacer3]

the first 10 second...all i see was the gap

[selinalucero]

dammmm :O 

[gboyfresh69]

if u want to do something that affects a million people give 1 of those women herpes; the gift that keeps on giving then u can affect a million people

[battab80]

@gboyfresh69 HAHAHAHAH!

[doceigen]

@gboyfresh69  Currently, 3 out of ten people in the U.S. has either Herpes or HPV or both... so chances are... you're next on that gift list.

[AuryLee]

NO CMON THAT'S ENOUGH

[TotallyJoeKing]

There is only one thing i want to do before I die. I want to live forever.

[cliffhanger625]

Im starting my bucket list right now!! I hope you don't mind if I use some items off your list.  Thanks for the encouragement! Great video my friend!

[megatampert]

I want to park my bike between your front teeth and tap your bold waterhead

[godsdeath1000]

just to buy every game consol and good game and accesory for the consols including the N64DD that is what i want to do before i die

[oklmnpoy12367]

1st) go sky diving

2nd) wrestle a full grown male lion(if i survive i will go 2 my 3rd)

3rd)go hunting with a bow

4th)go live in the forest and kill like a predator :)

[flourylist]

1.)get gun

2)do a girl

3.)go to hawii

4.)become a F.B.I

[laurismillers]

1st:have a 15some

2nd:shoot a person

3rd:punch justin bieber

4th:see eminem live

5th:get a tatto of a pussy on my ass(NOT!!)

6th:jump off a pyramid in egypt and then DIE !!!

:)

[hansbananendans]

i mean punch a person and shoot bieber :)

[laurismillers]

@hansbananendans ha ur damn straight DUDE hahahah

[2367tbr]

The goal is to proove you have nothing in your brain !!

[YouNdIForever]

That wasnt a white woman! that was a latina!

[DawsonswordS]

1.cheat death

2.disassemble the empire state building

3.multiply by 0 and get a different number

[Cooper869Fucku]

Have sex with at least a 1000 women, mostly redheads, ooooh they rev my engine.

[whackowitch]

@Cooper869Fucku Well find a bunch of brunettes to die their hair because I don't think that many natural redhead are gonna' bang you.

[buzzy0016]

@Cooper869Fucku i love redheads too!i dont know what it is about them but i wanna do bad things to them.

[mrGoohn]

1:punch the shit out of justin bieber.

2:have sex with a hot women

3:buy modern warfare 3

[andrewtylerrx]

@mrGoohn no battlefield 3 but i agree with you

[mrGoohn]

4:buy gears of war 3 that shit is going 2 be awsome

[hansbananendans]

@mrGoohn yeah im gonna buy it too!

[spongebob9121]

Theres is this black chick in my school, and bfore i die, i would like to fuck her in her ass

[PillsHere83]

Skydiving was the funnest thing I've done

(Bucket List)

1:Kick an asshole cop in the crotch and not get in trouble

2:Punch a shark in the face

3:Drive an M1A2 off a plane and land into another plane

(I know I have a weird list)

[Originaloasis]

1: fight a bear

2: fight a bear while im armed

i should remake this list...

[pozdude3543]

thumbs up if u wanna bungee jump before u die

[EVLGTR]

@pozdude3543 bungee jump without a bungee chord before you die

[Seanog24]

1.Drive In An Incredibly Daring Police Pursuit

2.Ramp the grand canyon in a Bugatti

3. Eat Ice cream while'st robbing a bank

[Zerrattul]

Yea Duke,we all want to "DATE" black,asian,white,brazilian and pretty much every other type of women before we die.

[kr3w363]

Is that safe sex on the beach.. cause i tasted it..2:05

[natjam12]

1. Give Snoop Dogg a high five

2. Die

[youngra80]

so.. what's stopping you?

[catsarethesweetest]

"...who fell to his death after falling inside an active volcano..." ha. yaa..well said.

[nakoka17]

My bucket list is kinda the same. Only thing I would add is that the white girl has to be ginger.

[dethleech]

@nakoka17

GINGER HAS NO SOUL

[meerkat803]

hes more annoying than listening to your wife

[IwRGamingOfficial]

bre bre bre breast milk sssssllllllluuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrr­rrrpppppppppp...

lol

[Slambertmilam11]

1) fuck the police

2) take it from there.

[magmadude35]

dude a few of yours are the same as mine, i wanna date like every race of woman, i've covered most but there arent that many asian girls out where im at. dont get me wrong its not a must if i found a good girl i would stick with it, just whenever i try to stick with it they up n take off haha

[justaYTaccount]

I'm already succeeding in my #1. Its too long to write in this box.

Besides that,

I want to ride a MX bike along the entire great wall of china.

I want to base jump off Angel Falls.

Those are the only two things that I'd like to do because I sort of reckon I will achieve everything else otherwise fairly easily so it doesnt really feel like something special that I simply MUST achieve before "death"

[FOBrulws1]

@justaYTaccount i want to base jump off angel falls too

[123629123629]

1.kill some1

2.do a hot wite chik

3.overdose on crack and die wile doing a hot chik

[123629123629]

austin hodges

[ItsRayful]

1. Comment on this Video

Bye

[rockdrummerz]

I decided i wanted to drink a bottle of coke in a phone booth in paris...I did it...I've got pics if you don't believe me lmfao

[SoopaBlitz]

1. Skydive off of the Empire State Building.

2. Wrestle the world's most dangerous animals and win (alligator, bear, lion, etc).

3. Become world's most talented person (some athletic things like parkour or gymnastics).

4. Start an avalanche and escape successfully.

5. Have intercourse with a robot while eating peanut butter.

6. Create world peace and end world hunger.

7. Kick an infant like a football (they look so cute and fragile).

8. Become the father of an all-race child.

9. Astound humanity

[6020e3]

"i want to do things that she thought were impossible" you'll probably accomplish that considering the fact that you're black... you know

[6020e3]

i also want to "date" a brasilian woman, a black woman, an asian woman, a white woman and so on and so on and so on... and now, for something completely different

[EMadruga20]

So good to be a brazilian boy...... Hahahaha

[DarkkGenesis]

well before I die I wan to:

live

[xxheartlessninjaxx]

naked skydiving...into a school for nuns.or orphans.

[geovalo7]

1. do kim kardashian

2. kill justin beaver

3. become a pornstar and fuck all the girls iwant whlie getting pay

IF this is in your bucket list thumbs up

[Soulboulder]

@geovalo7 kim kardashian is an ugly whore so i thumbed your comment down.

[awesomefrank1]

-marry an italian chick

-get a beach house

-prove justin biebers gay

-skydive

-cheat on my ialian girl with selena gomez since she'll be sad she dated a gay nikka

-had 3 kids. leave them a fucking fortune

-DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!

[musicmaster332211]

ur humor is the shit man.

[stabbystabbystabbyst]

1. conquer america for england

2. enslave all dem bitches (hot ones stay)

3. sell americas fugly bitches to all those chinese dudes that won't have any poon by 2020.

4. burn stuff. just lots of fucking stuff, churches, schools, factories, houses, all dat shit!

5. make someone born a man pregnant. because i like giving middle fingers to the natural order.

6. die while blowing up everything in existance .

[DoctorRainbow8321]

@stabbystabbystabbyst You're a fucking loser, mate.

[stabbystabbystabbyst]

@DoctorRainbow8321 sure whatever fluttershy.

[DoctorRainbow8321]

@stabbystabbystabbyst Being destructive and hating people doesn't make you cool or edgy, just a jackass who'll end up in jail.

You aren't welcome in heaven <3

[stabbystabbystabbyst]

@DoctorRainbow8321 Its not about trying to be edgey. its about liking explosions you daft bugger.

additionally. I don't believe in heaven, but i'll tell you this. You are'nt welcome in fairy land! so there.

[DoctorRainbow8321]

@stabbystabbystabbyst No, it's about you being a loser and everyone hating you so you try to get back at them by saying things like "I'm going to bloody blow everyone up!" Even though you'll probably end up dying in jail after getting raped in the arse for 10 years straight.

[stabbystabbystabbyst]

@DoctorRainbow8321 mate. stop for a second. look at the top rated comment, evaluate the seriousness of what people are posting. Now take what i've said in context of the ridiculousness around it and reevaluate what your saying. Yup. Your treating pointless randomness and a bemused love of explosions as the real wishes of someone. Honestly your an idiot if you think half of those wishes are sincere.

[DoctorRainbow8321]

@stabbystabbystabbyst Buddy, look at your comment. Realize that you're a virgin. Stop taking the internet so seriously. Go get some drugs, relax, and cry at the fact that you're going to die alone with a gaping anus.

[stabbystabbystabbyst]

@DoctorRainbow8321 Projecting much?

you seem to have many fantasies regarding things going up guys butts, see your doctor or alternatively hop out the closet, no need to thank me for helping you realise your sexuality I view it as a public service to remove your dna from the genepool.

[DoctorRainbow8321]

@stabbystabbystabbyst It's funny because that's EXACTLY what you're doing. Guess what, you don't know my gender, nor do you know my sexuality. It seems you're butthurt because I outed your faggot ass. Aww don't worry, maybe you'll find love in prison. Nah you'll just get ass raped.

[stabbystabbystabbyst]

@DoctorRainbow8321 thats funny because you don't know my gender or sexuality either =3 next? cmon tell me you have more than the same old routine of blah blah blah ass rape in jail. Or is that the limit of your creativity because frankly your starting to get dull.

[DoctorRainbow8321]

@stabbystabbystabbyst Creativity? Funny you mention that because this whole time all you've been saying is 'NO U'. Go grow a fucking spine you bloody git.

[stabbystabbystabbyst]

@DoctorRainbow8321 nuh. only about half the time have i used anything that can be remotely construed as no you. And clearly i have a spine as i'm still here poking you and hooking up the milking machine to the royal lol cow that you are. so come on. keep it up, cough up some pleasingly entertaining bile for me to chuckle at.

[DoctorRainbow8321]

@stabbystabbystabbyst Ugh, you have some really fucked up fetishes there. Instead of fail trolling maybe you should go rape a cow and eat it's bile, as you so obviously want to do. Try harder, faggot.

[stabbystabbystabbyst]

@DoctorRainbow8321 seeing as your the one that started insulting me, and ended up getting trolled perhaps your the bigger failure lol. I'm going to sit here milking you all year =3 keep it coming, i'm waiting for you to get amusing again.

[DoctorRainbow8321]

@stabbystabbystabbyst I got trolled > implying I care about you.

No, try harder, faggot.

[stabbystabbystabbyst]

@DoctorRainbow8321 You started the troller coaster, now we're just stuck doing loop de loops. Try another word than faggot you already used that one rather allot. as a matter of fact i'm bi and i've had plenty of fun in all quarters =3 so look for a word that'll actually offend me, or start with some yo'momma jokes.

e.g. your momma so fat she has her own orbitals.

your momma so fat she has state boarders

your momma so fat shes the reason for 3rd worlders starving

your turn.

[DoctorRainbow8321]

@stabbystabbystabbyst Actually I don't care anymore.

P.S. Those yo momma jokes are old, give me some new ones I could use. It's her birthday today, so relate it to that. (Not joking.)

[stabbystabbystabbyst]

@DoctorRainbow8321 Your no fun any more, i'm gonna find another bridge to live under, btw post up some more vids i'm not just subscribing to your channel for my health you know =p. Any way thanks for the entertainment and i'll see you about.

[megamante360]

@stabbystabbystabbyst you have no life dude

[stabbystabbystabbyst]

@megamante360 of course I have no life. i have enough spare time to post comments on youtube.

[silentwalrus60]

@stabbystabbystabbyst yea that bucket list suck ass for the rest of humanity doesnt it??

[stabbystabbystabbyst]

@silentwalrus60 hmm you do have a point. are'nt you glad that i'm not in charge of a country.

[983JUSTIN]

thumbs up if u just clicked this cuz u saw the vagina

[douwethaman]

1. get a supermotard

2. become a pornstar

3. have my own chick library! aaaw yeah!