The Kevin Nealon Show - Alonzo Bodden - Jesus is Google

[zackdoesblogs]

I always said that I thought Google could become its own religion... and that was before I saw this.

[crashlandTV]

Alonzo bodden is a don

[chamblizi]

RILEY GOOGLE HOUNDS!

[rifdaddy7676]

It aint funny unless its true....thtwas funny!

[mindimonroe8]

I can say it while dribbling a basketball & fuck u all up lol

[619hg]

Eminem lol...

[plamenxyzpenchev]

Antidisestablishmentarianism - the political movement which opposes the removal of the Anglican Churc's status as the state church of England, Ireland and Wales. Just so you know :)

[ezzthemc]

@plamenxyzpenchev also the longest word in the English language

[KOBEBRYANT8AND24]

KOBE

[optiKalismo]

C L A S S I C

[jaekilla919]

The kobe shit had me dying

[Stananalol]

damn, 5 awesome minutes. this guy's mad  funny.

[McFlyWorldENT]

...Not the way I use google... smh

[minesdecarli]

it's english, we speak that!

[spiros11386]

"skin of bronze, hair of wool..that's a brother" - no that's a stolen Eddie Griffin joke

[optiKalismo]

@spiros11386 ...everyone has said that in "black circles" no ONE person can claim that, it's not "stolen"

[Geoshi]

ALONZO

[kenstheman01]

OMFGGGGGGGGGGG this is the funniest nigga ive ever seen in my life holy fucking shitittt this nigga reads minds!!!!!!!!

[kenstheman01]

omfg hilarious

[oneilo21]

#JETLIFE

[robertwillmer]

He totally stole the show from kev :)

[Tome4kkkk]

He's talking about wiggers. Indeed disgusting creatures :)

[FDASARO]

Stop censoring the videos

[521i]

I love this guy

[goclbert]

@MrOscarCoban no he's saying the overall message is relatively the same not word for word identical

[poopikins]

I love this guy!

[GanjaJokke]

damn i jesus i google, i asked jesus some nasty stuff.Guess i gotta go ask for forgiveness then

[atombomm]

Damn he hijacked part 2 from Kevin. Nobody hijacks the interview from Kevin! I can say 'hijacked' now right?

[atombomm]

The best part is when he writes down his new joke.

[MaliceInMyFantasies]

the fact that he's so damn serious when telling his hilarious jokes just makes it that much more funny.

[TheLaughFactory]

@johngorgis lol, I will also start referring to Google as Jesus.

[johngorgis]

i asked jesus whats the best site to find mature ebony porn

[MrBrooksGrant]

When did J.Z. start doing stand up?

[BongHawker]

I'm a white guy, and i used to where my hat backwards. I had long hair, though, so it was more of a Jay and Silent Bob thing, than a wigger thing.

[SleepingAtTheMovies]

The commercial this guy does is so cheesy but in reality he's funny as hell!

[SamhainHalloween]

This guyis hilarious XD

[poseidon206]

Alonzo is great!

[SLOTloven]

From now on I'm going to say "I have to consult Jesus" whenever I use Google...

So, I wonder if her consulted Jesus to look up that slang that he didn't understand?

[djflashb]

Very smart guy

[OnceAtSix]

DR DRE HAHAHA

[RzaChess]

fuck oogle fuck sujej kcuk fuck omnisiences

fukc all kowin fuck obrutel

fuck all knowing all seeing f k o r rya y fu ck co gl gel el fu c ck c eie f life ec iste n ce fuck jheues fuck falsle fgos fuck ya o oh h fuck fuck e fac e fucak ce truth favlues fduck

[LeSage013]

@RzaChess damn man, you need your pills

[MrOscarCoban]

thats not true with islam if you read the quoran its diffrent.

[Crasher108]

AWSUME HAHAHAHAH NOW I KNOW

[BuckwildWill]

Hey Jesus didn't stop this video from going up.. GEE I WONDER WHY?!

[TheVillainCity]

He keeps interrupting him while he's answering his question

[sublimedog]

brilliant



[TheloniousKeys781]

Alonzo Bodden is absolutely fantastic. Why didn't I know about this guy sooner?

[BabylonGenocide149]

Brother Alonzo hit the nail on the head about the race issues discussed here. Fuckin ay

[MrASquared100]

i'm gonna write this page url down, just gimmie a minute.

[Pravoizavlijesvijeta]

i mean i just love this guy.

[RedFaris]

Great improvised stuff. That guy is fucking funny.

[shyboy04]

this was reaaaally good.

[georgemfr]

this guy is hilarious! kobee!!! LOL!

[Driv3ItLikeUStoleIt]

I love comedians that do not cos a lot 

[LesterDaMolester15]

I Love The Kevin Nealon Show Too!

[supremeoveralskaters]

this video is funny, i gatta write this link down..

[reaperinred11]

hahaha at the end: "i need to write that down, thats gonna be funny again."

[ThinkinAboutSex]

I don't think I could make it through a work day without the Laugh Factory...Thank You.

[TheLaughFactory]

Sometimes @ThinkinAboutSex isn't enough.

[LEO3Dee]

He mentioned Kobe, Eminem, and Jesus. 3 of my inspirations lol

[VTRaider202]

Lol this guy is good!

[kevin0323]

Anyone else think that Kevin Nealon isn't funny?

P.S. Alonzo is hilarious in this.

[IBangedPrincessPeach]

dear laughfactory, could you put the clip online wich in the host tries to make a dude in the audience say the n word.

[awesomeo46]

"Hahaha, that guy was really good."

[Kobe24Everr]

Love this guy :D

[arshenry]

this guy is super funny.

[yerreh]

I thought god was the one who is all knowing and none one can see?

[Hrko1992]

LOL oh that part killed me ''sorry this is new shit I gotta write this as i think of it'' and then writes it down LOL

[TheTallGuy31]

It's funny because Kobe DOES speak Spanish... I dunno about Italian though

[TinQuasimodo]

@TheTallGuy31 You've got that backwards.

[Fasil777]

Does anyone else sense that Kevin sometimes comes off as a little condescending during his interviews ? lol

[TinQuasimodo]

@Fasil777 That's his style of comedy, his character. You've never watched his SNL work?

[kevin0323]

@Fasil777 Yes, almost like he's run out of funny juice and compensates by being arrogant.



[boazmoss]

kevin nealon is not special at all.

[Labyrinthman]

I just love when I find good comedian.

[glaxglax]

The Jesus is Google bit was incredible but the Kobe speaking Italian not quite as much, still funny though.

[TheDrugtopia]

dude this guys interveiw second to none

[blugold1991]

Alonzo Bodden= Amazing!

[afin85]

I came here to laugh factory once and never laughed so much in my life my stomach hurt so much that I wanted to stop. I recommend anybody going to LA to go to a show especially all star night on saturday!

[TheLaughFactory]

@afin85 Thanks! Hope to see you again soon.

[Issaquan5]

Wow, Alonzo killed it. He must've felt good after the show.

[americanu197]

antidisestablishmentarianism

[Zorayda85]

I think Jesus is Google too!

[Krautboy7]

i just watched toby turners channel and you better upload the Comedian Eric Schwartz aka Smooth-E

[TheLaughFactory]

@Krautboy7 Yeah, I'd like to get Eric up soon. We were taping that night.

[bjgreens]

Alonzo Bodden is synonymous with Win

[MrDrBalls]

Great video. Alonzo Bodden is hilarious! and that's the second nearly race-awkward Kevin Nealon moment in the past few weeks...

[heatbucspies55]

Jesus was an arab jew.

Skin of bronze is arabic, plus the jew fro.

[votumseparatum1]

@heatbucspies55 Jesus was Indian. 

[afin85]

people arguing Jesus didnt exist 

[heatbucspies55]

@afin85

Actually, any historian will tell you that Jesus was a real person.

That's undisputed.

[GrandMasterIsaac]

@heatbucspies55 thats incorrect. only three historians out of millions claim that he existed and none clarified who he was. Do more research

[heatbucspies55]

@GrandMasterIsaac

Dude, r u kidding? Even Richard Dawkins says he believes Jesus probably existed as a real person, and that the notion of him not existing isn't supported by most historians.

I hate to break it to you, but your wrong, it's the general consensus among the hostorian community that there really was a Jesus of Nazareth.

I know it's in your nature to think that anything remotely supporting religion is wrong, but not this time.

[GrandMasterIsaac]

@heatbucspies55 (Christ) or "Khristós" means the anointed one. Even Caesar himself proclaimed himself as Khristós. That Doesn't mean the historians are talking about the bible character

[882825]

"that's a brotha" haha yes!

[CityFlashLights]

lol Jesus coming back is not a rumor. A fact

[SiriusMined]

@CityFlashLights

People keep predicting it, but it never happens. Sounds like a rumor to me.

[CityFlashLights]

@SiriusMined He hasnt come back, you cant predict when he will. or for a matter of fact, when anything biblical will happen.

[SiriusMined]

@CityFlashLights

Or even IF it will happen

[GreenGearMood]

I love this guy.

[PainAddict666]

Hey guys, check out his youtube channel if you haven't already! He's super funny and should be way more famous.

Excellent clip Laugh Factory =)

[pincheneo]

whata good guy. i heard he was an engineer or something. smart guy

[CrackThoseClaws]

Google had said something similar once.

[StealthyPi]

And googles catch phrase is don't be evil

[chocolatethunder259]

didn't deon cole do the whole writing down jokes thing? anyway this was hilarious lol

[FantomL0rd]

@chocolatethunder259 I am pretty sure a lot of comedians have said that. It is common to jot down new parts of a joke that they are in the process of writing.

[VR24]

"i need to write that down too...that's gonna be funny again"

[Karmakameleeon]

When I turn 18, I would rather go to the laugh factory than a strip club

[taekwonico]

@Karmakameleeon Agreed.

[TheLaughFactory]

@Karmakameleeon We're on the Sunset Strip, so I guess we are a strip club.

[Bulldog76center]

@Karmakameleeon they should bring a stripper out in the transitioning phase.

[mppjdm1]

@Karmakameleeon dont see why you cant go to both lol

[arslan25]

@Karmakameleeon you must be gay

[MirkotheGreat]

AWESOME. Don't stop posting them and I won't stop watching them :D I think that is a fair deal for the both of us. Don't you LaughFactory? :D Great stuff!

[iKnowWhoIamWhoRu]

Damn I'm always throwing antidisestablishmentarian­ism at people too 

[PlushPuddles]

lmao this dude is hilarious :)

[jr0014]

funny dude

[MrJazwiec]

that fool is talkin about me with the white boys in late 90s lol

check out the music tho reverbnation. com/jazwiec

[joybarr]

Holy shit this is amazing

[ElohimPenemue]

I apologize for insinuating he stole the bit,I was just saying the bit was similar to Deon's, as I said before I am a fan of Alonzo's,thats why I was surprised,But I greatly appreciate you clarifying that he really was working jokes out... MY BAD EVERYBODY... Lol

[4BCB26]

i thought that was Dr.Dre for a second

[ghostdk]

FUCK DEON COLE

[ThugLife87558]

Google Akbar!

[countzeroads]

"I need to write that one down" That is hysterical!

[MyFunnyBrianShow]

I love Christmas because we get to celebrate Santa's birthday

[deftones1324]

Jesus was middle eastern not black. But this guys funny

[chefawkes]

after the jesus stuff it go boring fast. i don't even see hardcore wiggers anymore. why are they still making fun of them.

[TSGS21]

This guys is the man. Love the i need to write this down parts. 

[123hichkas]

wow love him lololololol

[kagezara]

wow. just riffing that basketball bit. so excellent. i love when bits just fall together like that. it shows what a good host kevin is because Alonzo is just so relaxed and free flowing with funny ideas.

[judikerr]

This is Grade A+ Comedy Right HERE ^^ Damn good job Damn good job

[juisis]

oh he watched Blackadder... Alonzo is the best along with Mike Marino and Aries Spears. :D:D:D:D:

[davidthecook]

Alonzo has every time I have seen him made me laugh! Thanks!

[GuardianMike]

skin of bronze and hair of wool, Jesus was most probably middle eastern, not black nor white. Geographically speaking I believe it makes sense.

[chefawkes]

@GuardianMike

exactly. im black but i cringe when black ppl try and convince white ppl jesus was black. let's just convince them he wasn't a blue eyed blondie first.

[ABONESR]

Super Super Super SUPER FUNNNNAYY ! LMAO HERE !

[kakmak67]

He owned Nealon!

[hjmndj]

LOL this guy, this guy...

[heratus007]

jewfro

[k5lta]

Alonzo is EPIC!!!!!! Google is da SHIT!!!

[187RailroadBull]

This guy is so chill. Not like others

[frunchzz]

Funny guy. But seriously, why do Americans mutilate Romance names?

[PiefaceclownPrdctns]

@frunchzz

Why do you think that's strictly an American thing? Have you ever heard a German mispronounce an Italian name? Different languages, different accents, different pronunciations; it's all a language thing, not a cultural thing and especially not a geographic thing.

[calixa]

Merry Christmas!

[TheLaughFactory]

@calixa Merriest to you, as well!

[kannu1994]

This was one of the best Kevin Nealon shows ever! Alonzo Bodden is amazing!!

[Kobyg91]

i had to watch this twice, funniest thing i have seen in awhile

[cintronbrandon]

@ElohimPenemue i did see deon do that along time ago, ill give this guy the benefit of the doubt and say that he really felt like writing that shit down

[TheLaughFactory]

@ElohimPenemue

The premise of the Kevin Nealon show is for comics to come on stage and work material out. Alonzo really was working from his book and taking notes to it throughout the show.

[emperorjj1]

@TheLaughFactory need more kevin nealon

[TheLaughFactory]

@emperorjj1 Every Tuesday.

[emperorjj1]

@TheLaughFactory not enough tell him to get to getting and do it more often.... lol jk but i wouldnt complain if it happened

[mannyb332211]

@ElohimPenemue do you realize how ignorant you sound?

[Rickaronni]

Haha I saw that this guy on the Charlie Sheen roast...

[shezie125]

Very funny!

[RoyalRamirez]

Jesus thinks this guys hillarious, i'm talking about my freinds Jesus he's a pothead so he laughs anytime his names in a joke.

[Erskainen]

Haha, "holy shit I gotta write that down!"

[6MarilyN66]

lol hillarious

[missemkay93]

11

[SAVAGEMAU5]

FUAAAAAAAGAA

[Keisoru]

Posting

[DeadlyVisionsx]

BAWAWAWAWAAAW

[phreestylesk8r]

seventh

[chelseafcfanisy]

I love Alonzo Bodden

[Otokarashi17]

This is freaking hilarious



[FerNa14488]

Uno

[johnydeltablues]

no way ...first?

[johnydeltablues]

@johnydeltablues fuck!!!!

[ArmageddonC]

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