Artie on Kimmel

[nmasumy24]

He should have gone to therapy, stop putting a touch facade, everybody needs to evaluate their feelings and emotions, regardless of how tough, manly or butch they wanted to be. Had he gone to therapy he would not wind up stabbing himself in the chest multiple times. Hope he is in a better state of mind.

[palatialregalia88]

@nmasumy24 wahhhhhhhhhhhh!

[surfs1man]

im 31 live at home and drink almost everyday and i see alot of girls

[Rebphoenix]

Jew broad fights draculas

[maddash24seven]

I think Artie was just trying to go out like Belushi or Chris Farley. He just doesn't give a fuck.

[faffaflunkie]

Artie Lange was at one time considered the most talented sketch comic in the business. When did he just give up?

[Dusco25]

they block the word "homo" what a sad world we live in now

[richie8811]

@Dusco25 WAAAH! :D

[ktdsound]

Artie is funny as hell when conversing. His standup kinda sucks, but when he just talks off-the-cuff like on the Stern show he's funny.

[Danuch113ny]

drug addiction is a horrible thing.....its a shame

[slvgdvg]

ARTIE ARTIE! Joo broad fights draculas!

[2taggs2]

@stndrds79

He's actually 40 pounds lighter on this

[Gunman610]

Wow...they bleeped out 'coke' when Artie explains why Eva Longoria left. It sounds like he says something funnier and more bleepable, but read his lips.

And, as usual, I can never tell what's funnier, talk to Norm MacDonald or listening to Artie talk about Norm MacDonald.

[Gunman610]

Wow...they bleeped out 'coke' when Artie explains why Eva Longoria left. It sounds like he says something funnier and more bleepable, but read his lips.

[DeepSouthWrestling1]

Gotta li'l RD!!!!!

[dethmag]

7:45

[bezmolvie]

old school kimmel...

[telecasterbear]

i'd like to feed the bear

[IinnerstrengthH]

lmao.... "don't trust whitey.."

[briandaley]

idk why everyone hates artie. the fact that this guy is a coke head and heroin addict and hes more successful than you should be enough to love this guy!

[Valkonnen]

I don't know about his talent or anything pertaining to his personality, but when a guy lets himself go, looks and dresses dumpy, and doesn't bother to shave..It shows that he has absolutely no self -respect...This is proven by his recent suicide attempt...He has a lovely girlfriend, a Mom who adores him, and Millions of dollars, yet he still hates himself so much that he actually stabbed himself nine times with a knife. He's really beyond help ..

[tunicanl]

If you listen toward the end you can hear someone booing in the audience lol. And whats with artie re-adjusting his shirt constantly.

Beer legaue was fucking HORRIBLE!

[erictube2007]

Beer League was possibly the worst movie I have ever seen. His acting was so bad I started to feel sorry for him. Could you imagine Howard at the screening. I mean Private Parts was a great film. BL was 4th rate.

[kingjappyjoe]

wow instead of wish i typed we. big deal. this coming from the guy who typed telentless.

[erictube2007]

arty blows

[kingjappyjoe]

spell artie right you handicapped shit!

[chongbong12]

dude u commented on another vid clearly you have a love affair with artie lange and just trying to cover it up

[burkinatorous]

@tunicanl He is a chubby guy and he is self conscience about his belly. I know this because I happen to be a fat guy and i adjust my shirt constantly as well.

[erictube2007]

Beer League was horrible.  Maybe he'll just OD and we will all be spared having to hear his stupid jokes.

[willydeezle]

was that a joke? cause if it was it was gay

[erictube2007]

No, it was not a joke. I was wishful thinking. This guy is ruining the HS show and I wish he would shut his fat yap. He is a telentless F*&k

[kingjappyjoe]

i thnk we all we you would shut your trap. hes jus as good as jackie was and even better in my opinon

[erictube2007]

Not sure what that sentence means.

[Ipetratz]

Artie Lang! An abomination to the entire human species. I fucking love you.

I would take my hat off to you but you would probably throw up in it.

[YouEatMyShit]

Is he drinking water or vodka?

[LaserZoom]

"hey ladies, here he is. artie lange!"

[ralphinioresurrected]

Hey, is Artie Lange a big celebrity in the states? I'm from England and only became aware of him about three days ago. He reminds me of Johnny Vegas, a Northern English comedian. America rocks!

[nickgraz]

hes not really that popular..unfortunatly

[sainters7]

Nah its more a cult culture thing. If you dont have Sirius radio or listen to Howard Stern you probably wouldn't even know about him besides memories of him on Mad TV in the '90s, or maybe Dirty Work.

[Ipetratz]

I think he only did one or two episodes. What an awful show Mad has become. It was never great to begin with though.

[FandPrulethesky]

agre mate

[Drussdeeznutz]

its a jew broad fight s draculas, hahaha

[Valkonnen]

@Drussdeeznutz It's great when they have Sarah Michelle Gellar on the Stern show, because when he mentions her Jewishness, she get's all nervous and changes the subject...That's pretty weird, as she should be proud...

[pinchi222]

i also dont trust whitey

[rage6742]

Artie ! Your gonna have a grabber if your not carefull. Get some help.

[dawilli2]

Nobody can hold Carlins torch... kidding me? Nobody is on the same league as Carlin, never will be.

[tigerwoodsondxm]

mitch hedberg WAS and IS better then Carlin hands down

[TrentH190]

I'm sorry people but Artie no matter how brilliant he maybe,NO ONE WILL EVER TAKE THE FUCKING TORCH FROM GEORGE CARLIN,DEAD OR ALIVE,CARLIN IS THE FUCKING KING!

[SHAOLINSHADOWBOXER80]

sloppy s.o.b.

[frompdiggity]

....wow.  thats....really reaching.

[aitraining]

"Don't trust Whitey" lol

[supreme199999]

he's like a comedian version of mick foley

[macco360]

ABC's censorship is pathetic. "Homo" and "coke." Jesus.

[ljserio]

Arties the best and always will be....

[DG3744]

This guy will end up just like Chris Farley.

He's a diabetic and he will lose bite it to a COKE overdose!...... TRUTH!!

[diddykongiskool]

Heroin, not coke.

[tokabul]

artie is fuckin awesome!!! a fat ugly bastard that hit it big...gotta love it

[Breeslave]

I love Artie a lot, but does cocaine make you lose your hair? LOL!

[toyotas2006]

No, it makes you lose weight

[Breeslave]

Hmm. If that's the case How big is Artie's side of the Break room fridge at the Stern show?

[Dibrini]

They bleeped out "coke" but they let him say "hookers."

[sjlee4197]

Its a Jew Broad fights Draculas...funniest shit ever.

[Chinosuave]

Jokes on u. Artie's still kickin...Long live Artie!

[reekdaddie]

He is one funny fukn guy. Beer league was hilarious

[72trucks]

BALD FUCK

[southyr6]

belushi is artie's bitch. artie is the man.

[vtjumpr]

fat bastard!

[captspualding]

A jew girl who fights dracula, classic.

[captspualding]

Artie is a funny dude.

[vwbigchris]

lets go yankees!

[calsonicSTi]

dude, artie lang is just as good as all the fat alcoholholic drug addict died before there time comedians

[krikeymate]

I give him six more months before he joins the fat dead comedian club. He even looks a little like Belushi at the end. Too bad he's not nearly as talented. But we love 'em like the wayward guinea bastard brother he is...

[zev007]

this guy said it all. he's a jerk too, though