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  • Kill it with fire.

  • Boomer!

  • If Bear Grylls saw this he'd say..

    "oh look a queen termite.. better drink my own piss" 

  • @zeffyismylove wow how old and original

  • how/where did you find this? my zoology teacher said he will give a student 100 bonus points if they can bring in a termite queen,

  • It looks like it'll pop at any second...

  • Get a brick and drop it on her

  • STEP ON IT!! LOL

  • Kill that b&$@ their on my house

  • Man you people are abusers... Just like we (including me xD) LOVE vagina's and asses and dicks xD they LOVE squiggly...big...ugly...queens­... Erm...NVM...

  • u guys realize shes laying eggs and u might have a serious termite problem if u dont get the thing put of there!

  • Didn't I kill this thing in Diablo 2?

  • @TheHarryGrind WIN!

  • @TheHarryGrind looking for Baal??!!!

  • @TheHarryGrind  duriEL ? XD AJJAJA ^^

  • My first reaction would be to step on it.

  • at 0:09 someone started fapping

  • looks like a zerg thing

  • it looks like it has to take a shit

  • I expected Bear Grylls to come out and eat it. I am disappoint.

  • who is jacking off on the background?

  • @hieloman good one lol

  • Adorable

  • Turn it into a Ultralisk :D

  • the things whirming inside him are the ants i think lol

  • @SuperFunAllTheTime Him? Ants? WTF Since when were queens male? And since when were termites ants..?

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  • Look out it's Sally Struthers!!!!

  • it would be nasty if u just step on that critter

  • i just wanna pop it

  • ewwwwwwwww its pulsating

  • bah.. please kill it :p

  • That queen gonna die without the workers

  • fuck bear jizz step on that bitch

  • Ok now kill it, quickly

  • why do i hear FAP FAP FAP??

  • Termites has alot of protein.~

    -Bear Grylls

  • is she on someone's leg?

  • hard sex in the back ground

  • I find this oddly easy to masterbate to..

  • @Kazzle25 dude u need help

  • @alteredoptions Its a joke/ meme, in case you didnt know, lol

  • @pangolin97 i didn't know i thought u were serious

  • for some reason i raised my shoulders to my neck real tight

  • I can't even tell if it was trying to lay an egg, take a shit, or take a walk!

  • WTF was it eating

  • anybody seen bbear grylis?!?!

  • I'd tap that

  • HMMM IT MUST BE SQUISHY

    Put a steth on it o.o

  • u could sell it for 3k in my place :L cuz they have medical value 

  • smush it

  • COOL! how'd u get this?

  • you know those things sell to some collages for like $400-$2000 each?

  • @hotdogman02 really?

  • @GovnaBuckingham ya im serious.

  • ( Knocks on Rebbecca Blacks Door)

    Me: Hey Rebbecca!

    Her:He-

    Me: EAT THIS!!!!!!!!!!!

    (shoves in her mouth and drives away quickly)

  • @5Pop0 no she needs to eat a rhino larva :P

  • well i know what im taking to school...

  • wtf is that fapping noise in the background

  • @angela71200 probably a dog drinking water

  • @angela71200 the uploader has a fetish for queen termites. please dont judge

  • @fyesan13 um.. im not trying to be rude but i did i say anything about how disgusting the termite was? i actually think it looks kind of cool. all i asked was what the fapping noise in the background was.

  • @angela71200 i was making a joke. what i meant was he was fapping while looking at the termite queen. ahh nvm

  • @fyesan13 lol ik my friend typed that not me

  • drop her into a ant hole then get on with your life the torturing will be done by the ants

    :D

  • I wanna grill and eat it!

  • Looks like what my mom would use if she was bored

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  • where do you find this motherfucker?

  • the queen is helpless without any minions

  • Queen Elizabeth! 

  • fuck i wanna kill that thing so bad!!!!ewww!!!

  • She need a pimp to tell her Spawn more Larva.

  • bear grylls would eat that

  • @aganwin And wash it down with his own piss.

  • i wanna set one of those on fire...

  • ewww

  • DAMN NATURE, YOU SCARY!!!!

  • I'd hit that

  • to hear the squish from stepping on that would be most satisfying :)

  • i wonder what would happen if you stepped on it?

  • OH GOOD GOD, KILL IT!

    KILL IT WITH FIRE!

  • What the fuck?

  • thats my dog drinking water in the background

  • Starcraft goes irl!

  • put it in someones house who u dont like

  • That looks like the brain from starship troopers

  • lol thats alot of zerglings

  • SPAWN MORE OVERLORDS!

  • Gross.

  • SO MANY BANELINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • I like the dog drinking water in the background.

  • it looks like it's about to explode.

  • @narcosist thats the ticking sound

  • i have the sudden urge to put that in my mouth

    oh who am i kidding i have the sudden urge to put everything in my mouth

  • Its beautiful (Tears in the eye)

  • Idea=Give it to bear grylls

  • Lol jerkin off to the termite queen? Classy.

  • Watch out.

    Once she lays down a creep tumour, that shit will spread all over the place.

  • Termite queen, meet size 12

  • where did you get that thing from? kidnapped it?))))

  • KILL ITTTTTT !!!!

  • wow kill it or do u want more termites?

  • It's about to bust a nut on your floor! kill it!

  • wtf?...why do you even have that?

  • Whats up with the person jerking it from :07 and on?

  • if bear gril wuz there it be in his tummy in 3 secs

  • *poke*

    *pop*

    ah ah ah ah AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • It should me Mr Match. XD

  • KILL IT WITH FIRE !!!

  • Ok. Every damn animal has a purpose on this earth. That thing (parcite) has no meaning. We should go on a killing rage

  • @camtheman911 wow.... you're an idiot on several levels

  • @camtheman911 It makes ants exist... and ants helps on descomposition... and it's what feeds the earth, where plants grow... and plants give us fruits, vegetables...

    O.O

  • Where's Bear Grylls when you need him

  • Grossssssssss

  • Wigglecopter.

  • AY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU FOUND SARAH!

  • How did you get that??? did you dig up under ground?

  • Fuj ta je hnusná :-!

  • Where is Bear Grylls when you need him?

  • That looks like what I shit out laying in my toilet the other day.

  • - Barfs -

  • ahha dog drinking in the background

  • This animal is disgusting. :S

  • i would've stomp that mother F*ker out

  • WHY IS IT BUBBLING!

  • @felfazeebo Her butt's full of over 9000 eggs.

  • that so f*cking gross

  • ugly? she's magnificent! :D

  • Wow she puts out where is her baby daddy at???

  • That's some nasty shit right there!

  • @ 7gunner7 ya where they drink that stuff called slurp and it comes from some queen snail

  • ¡Ah, ahora lo he entendido! Mis olvida@s de bbcf dicen, qué que no quieres tratar con usureros, ¡PUES LOS METEMOS EN TU CASA!, y ahora los usureros se llevan todo el dinero (el dinero empático, se entiende) que han prestado, ¡eh! y sus intereses, por supuesto.

  • microwave it

  • wats moving inside of it

  • just imaging if u stuck a needle iin its back.

  • @VidZFoRLifE1 why that's mean D:

  • @VidZFoRLifE1 OH YES

    If I was holding i wouldn't be able to resist doing that.

  • *squish*

  • WE REQUIRE MORE MINERALS!!!

  • @Szgerle YOU LIKE STARCRAFT TOOOO!?!?! :p...

  • @Szgerle It's more like: Not enough energy:))

  • @Szgerle I lol'd hard

  • @Szgerle LMFAO THATS AWESOME!!!

  • @Szgerle insufficient vespene gas

  • Is it legal to throw that on someones roof and give them termites?

  • Reminds me of that Futurama's episode.

  • 2 parole che skifo!!!

  • squish the bitch!!!

  • You might want to kill it before it escapes, establishes a hive, and ruins your house.

  • @patrickc1193 Queen termite's can't move, lol. I would be telling him to kill her and hide her body before her army come's after him.

    xD

  • It wouldnt be that scary if it didnt pulsate

  • Bear Grylls was just savoring the moment before he ate this delicious creature.

  • Bear Grylls would be drooling over all this protein

  • don't kill it.of course it has to be big its filled with eggs and sperm

  • wow, huge....

    ...thats what she said

  • kill that ugly bitch

  • @benknightprime kill your ugly face maggot ...

  • @nagashud ......... uh, id rather not

  • @benknightprime hoorah!

  • @benknightprime They *did* kill her! They fed her to the dog. LOL

  • dude ur parents like having sex in the background?

  • OMG - THATS MY PENIS

  • @kcuskcid

    damn your penis must be fucked up.

  • @kcuskcid thats what she said xD

  • its such a fat hing

  • kill it with fire!!

  • Antlion Grub!

  • Terrifying. 

  • Zerg FTW

  • party inside queen!!!!

  • dude make an army:P

  • @unsgt its a dog drinking water

  • only 1 man could eat this, and his name starts with a name of an animal that leaves mostly in Canada and likes honey

  • @scavenski He is from the United Kingdom and I believe if I am correct you're talking about Bear Gryills.

  • guy holiding the camera is jerking off

  • where is my BATTLE CRUISER!

  • LOL dog drinking water on the background.

  • wowo amazing. my house rent destroy by the termite

  • Im doing his mom in the backround =D just so u know ppl of youtube