AC: Brotherhood - CROSSBOW OWNAGE - Part 64

[sugercube99]

I was bit by my cat a few seconds ago, and that's when toby said "what a bunch of balls.."

I lol'd cause it made sense then went back to my complaining, like a wussy.

[DipsSwimmer]

That last guy he shot landed in a very awkward position.

[KarmaChicken]

@ron468israel Y U NO UNDERSTAND THAT HE CAN ONLY GET CROSSBOW BY BUYING IT ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

[MrshinkenRed]

this is the best walkthrough ever super LOL!!!!!!!!

thumbs up if u agree.

plz subscribe to me if u like super sentai

[pawsapuppy]

10:15 = the best death

[PassTheMarmalade1957]

If I could have one wish, I'd wish that I was as acrobatic as Ezio.

[FinalFlasher9000]

I luv how when he kills a guard he's like Hey man what happened?

[rachelisinsane]

Assassin is the new ninja :)

[Skogze]

TOBY

Why is the title Not "Crossbow"

ಠ_ಠ

[ShmiblandAdventures]

am i the only one who notices that he had 9899 at the beginning

[ron468israel]

Y U NO STEEL CROSSBOW?!

[rachelelizabeth628]

...i know a girl name rondelle shaniqua greaves. awk.

[ShadysOrigin]

"Oh my god.... my neighbours suck balls, not literally" XD

[AliceInUnderland666]

lol innapropriate moments at XD

8:34

2:21

[XxKillerStaplerxX]

episode 64, 34 left 5 more hours of Toby here i come!

[skelingtonbass]

i dog boner anything like if you heard that two

[skelingtonbass]

am i gonna get meesage giz like if you also heard that

[MrHackman101]

toby: gimme my bolt back..out of your shoulderpad.

me: toby thats his butt...

[RhodezBroz]

HORSEY Stables :D

[LeLionsFromNantucket]

HAHA I love the guy falling off the wall in that yoga position at 10:18

[mantonio201]

it was funny when toby shot the guy with crossbow and then was showing his ass lol

[viriotie]

FINALLY TOBY! FINALLY!

[highdive77]

wait a crossbow on the ground, see it, nope!

[none4534]

I SHALL RIP OUT YOUR STILL BEATING HEART AND CONSUME IT IN FRONT OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Go1denSou1]

is it just me or at 8:52 did some lady say "What the fuck?" lol

[sirena789]

1:50 "The lord is my Shepard, the lord is my Shepard!" XD lol, crazy lady? 

[RememberTheVault101]

LOL HE MADE 12500 in the bank!

[XxlkjcdxX]

i thought he was going to say "hold the X and people die, everywhere people die" and stuff :P

[writergirl7712]

I love the crazy man in the beginning. No, not Toby. The other one.

[aliraebetz]

Treasure...doctor...assassin..­.HORSEY!?

[RemyxedMagic]

10:18 check out the way that guard death-posed.

[Domenicomn]

oh! oh! what happened? oh! oh! what happened? oh! oh! what happened? oh! oh! what happened? oh! oh! what happened? oh! oh! what happened? oh! oh! what happened? oh! oh! what happened? oh! oh! what happened? oh! what happened?

 X_X YOURE MURDERING THEN! THATS WHATS HAPPENING!! >:C

[breachofmusicconduct]

Rondelle Shaniqua Greaves hahahaa

[MsXPrinceX007]

"Treasure....Doctor....Assassi­n...Horsie!"

XD He makes me lol with his epic randomness

[Gatitoplz]

looks like his having lots of fun with his new toy

[Polecat147]

That guy at the end was in an incredibly awkward position :O

[PyrozPlayground]

At 7:15 As soon as you said Terracota Pot, I heard terracota terracota terracota pie!!! Banana banana banana banana terracota banana terracota terracota pie!!! XD

[PyrozPlayground]

I can't wait to move out... the beighbor suck BALLS! Not literally... I'm talking about hypothe... metaPHOrically... HAHAHA!

[Zeldanon]

Toby, just once, think of the soldiers you killed. Sure, there are some that had to die, but others were just walking around, doing nothing, maybe thinking of a lady friend back home, or maybe they have family, with six children. The soldier at the beginning was not even doing anything. He was probably just having a smoke or something :(

[Rabbits6130]

Dear Toby,

Because of you playing this game, I now know a little bit more about Mac-daddy-valli and the Borgia idiot in class than others.

I'm so proud of you.

Sincerely, a nosebleeding fan

[void7889]

@Rabbits6130 you should read the books - they are much better than the games.

[Rabbits6130]

@void7889 There's books? :3

[void7889]

@Rabbits6130 yeah - Rennaissance (AC2) and Brotherhood.

[majorfruit]

woman: "ooh lala.."

toby: "did she just say something about my mom? did she just say something about my mom!? because i just got a new weapon, and nobody needs to talk about my mom right now."

[DemonAngelis]

he robbed a lute man *sigh* only toby

[Paramorelovesyou1234]

"you got my wood unleashed." yeah I almost died from laughing at that

[redheadboyyy123]

Who was the girl a few episodes bak that ezio liked wen he was w/ his brother thn beatup the guy for a second chance

[shadowstrider43]

Knicknack, pattywhack, give a dog a bone! I've never met ANYONE who could make that reference,let alone understand it. :D

[shadowstrider43]

C'mon, punch him punch him...(video starts)...awww, man. STOP KILLING THE HORSEMEN!!!!! Did anyone else think the "leave your sword out" comment was slightly awkward? Wrong? ...creepy?

[majorfruit]

@shadowstrider43

it was suppose to be. its called an inuendo. he was refering to the sword as Ezio's penis.

[GameAstek]

1:55 - Crazy chick running around saying "THE LORD IS MY SHEPHERD!"

[ashleypasleybashley]

When he was talking about pressing x and people dying did anyone else sing "nod at the bird and people die, everywhere people die"?

[24videoman24]

100 f `s not 10 o.0

[24videoman24]

1:00 why did i want you to have 10 f `s? :s

[064678543]

"why did you took my loot (lute)?" hah! classic pun...

[RAWRomnomMEOW]

The Assassins were the first to practice the art or parkour

[IzZyFoRcE1]

when i tap X, people die

when i tap B, things explode

when i press A, people level up

when i press and hold X, horsemen die

he shuld make these t-shirts!! thumbs up so toby sees!!

[lvl3rangepk]

@IzZyFoRcE1 i hate seeing these stupid comments on every video, this would be a horrible shirt

[TheGhostMouseHunter]

is it me or dos he say "what happened" alot lol

[Gigaswipe]

Yeah, I never silently vanish anywhere without shouting "DISAPPEAR!" First.

[philhayford]

Get out of the animus already you *censored*

[Riykku]

His skill with the crossbow is giving a cross-boner

[Greyz174]

CROSS-BOWNAGE

[Beastyshotz]

I love ur videos u are so funny

[stitchgurl55]

"I'm going to unleash a piece of wood into this man." ಠ_ಠ

[playthecard22]

@stitchgurl55 "You're dead, man. You've got my wood."

[DoctorDraxion]

@stitchgurl55 And at the beginning of the video he was talking about looking "questionably not straight, so to speak" XDDD

[MsCleverNever]

wait what button is he supposed to press in order to not get damage from a long fall?

[thrixxxlol]

@missybabyhun u damn well know what he meant ;D

[dipper817]

Uh... Toby? That wasn't his shoulder pads you were about to loot. Watch that part again, very closely...

[TheBorgiaCrew999]

she can totaly hear me. She can... haaa coffee beans yeah!!

[DemonDarakna]

"Leave your sword hanging out, Ezio."

Okay, am I the only huge pervert here to hear such things?

[forgetmenautical]

If only the village people could hear Toby's commentary, then they wouldn't look so scared of him.

[hornsrule121]

put that on put it on now im broke

[hornsrule121]

he is funny:)

[hornsrule121]

i wish i was on his friends list i tried to add him but it was full :(

[creativedoodleguy]

tresure doctor assasin HORSEY

[MrShortDictionary]

FINALLY, he gets a fucking crossbow

[Zann234]

guy with money chest at far top right 4:18

[MyLazyVlog]

hahahaa the guard at the end XD fail dying position XD

[daddyhero99]

1:00 9899 florins lol

[weehee141618]

7:00 part where he buys crossbow

[BigNick071]

4:47

Jizz for the next 7 days and 4 nights...

[wolvesandtea]

Don't you just love listening to Toby's senseless rambling?

[7iloverugby]

im going to go to the store and buy some nick nacks and maybe a paddy wack then probly not going to buy a dog bone. if i do i will give it to a dog

[thatrandomkid13]

He finally found the bank xD

[mattu300]

The only button tobys familiar with is the X button

[drews5000]

@MissCrazyGirl007

Scary laugh :o

[charlloss123]

toby you never read comments , dont you??

[XBoxMeansFunTime]

what is up with the extremely dramatic music in this episode? seriously, girl

[daudzach]

wow he finaly found a bank!!!!!!!

[WinnieTheSuperDog1]

Wear does Ezio hide all this stuff?

[MrTwitchy101]

i1

[MrTwitchy101]

stop no running near the pool

everyone knows that

[sammyj9311]

...or maybe their assassins trying to recruit you!

[sammyj9311]

maybe those scary-named people are going to kill you toby O.O

*hopefully not lolz*

[alyssabrks99]

"nope. Heeee's dead." 4:30 lol

[MissCrazyGirl007]

1:25 anyone hear that laugh???

[Lunataari]

@MissCrazyGirl007

yeah o.o

[SuperGT240]

The last dead guy of the vid (at the end) look at his position, thats not his shoulderpad that his butt

[wasdups]

OMG when i saw the guy die at 10:18 i could not stop laughing

[Delta9191]

When I Saw The Title I Knew It Meant Crossbow Failure :P

[H3yCharlie]

2:25 Thats what she said (You leave your sword hanging out, Ezio!)

[Domenicomn]

if you smoke ONE cigarrete each time toby says:oh! what happened!?

when he killl someone you will have CANCER!

[onmyoji100]

That's right toby, unleash your wood into that man.

[Hazzye90]

you are not gong to school tomorrow

XD

[poopface9676]

i wasnt paying attention when i heard the word jizz an im like WTF ARE YOUJ TALKIN BOUT TOBY???

[tikinice]

"I just got a new weapon and no one needs to talk about my mom right now." xD

[Thiselectron21]

42 f's a waste?! But 42 is the answer!!

[IidaKawaii]

@Thiselectron21 IT'S THE MENING OF LIFE :D *random voice*

[Thiselectron21]

@IidaKawaii ikr?

[IidaKawaii]

@Thiselectron21 ?

[Adicted2Anime777]

I always imagine Ezio saying "Bitch, Please" whenever he takes down a wanted poster.

[LariLaEvil]

Sooo, basicly coffebeans where picked by eunicks?

[freehugsboy]

At 8:35 did you hear that bang or was it just me??

[MegaAlphanoob]

OMG DID YOU SEE THE GUY AT THE END? HIS SPINE BENT RIGHT OVER!!! GROSS!! THUMBS UP SO EVERYONE KNOWS!!!!!!!!!

[MANOFACTION133]

@MegaAlphanoob OMG! know one cares :D so stop typing in all caps because we are gonna see it when we watch the video!

[funkymonker3]

42!?!? that was so not worth being questionably not straight..... you know pattin

[MrWhiteguy3521]

EPIC BUTT PUNCH

[MrWhiteguy3521]

oooo u said facken

[ezodragon]

I love this episode XD

[udontnoudontno]

ads on TOBY VIDS NOW? wtf...

[kingofkorpses]

I love unleashing wood into men it's one of my many hobbys

[anantjzapakgmail]

Ppl with NO BALLS !!hahah toby youre hillarious

[nightrainanddarkness]

when i tap x....people die...at short ranges. when i hold and press x....people on horses die. lol hilarious XD

[marthattic243]

toby does know that if the little red arrow doesn't appear above the guards head, the guard doesn't know he's there???

[boygod747]

horrible fire... lol.....

[EpikAssassin]

Lol at 0:15 the guy actually did say how dare you XD

[koolessexkid]

4:48 jizz for the next 7 days

[koolessexkid]

2:48 jizz for the next 7 days

[gr3ater1]

@koolessexkid nights not days

[koolessexkid]

@gr3ater1 he says 7 days and 4 nights so :PPPPP

[gr3ater1]

@koolessexkid dont care

[whatsup5011]

omg press select to open up the map right away

[jackassassain]

3:42 That's what *he* said....;-)

[jackassassain]

3:42 That's what she said.... ;-)

[ChrisP708]

When i press X, PEOPLE DIE. lol.

[flamingfrozengnome0]

I can't tell is Toby is doing a walk through or trying to entertain us.

I'm leaning towards the latter.

[zenos59]

ya coffe beans were rare back then they were collected by nobels and...and people with no balls rofl

[TobysAudience1]

T-shirt!

"When I press and hold X people on hoarses die."

[shoesmadeinchina]

1:47 the woman is like "The lord is my shepard!!"

[GoofyGryffindor]

Without sounding like a dick-head nerd the holes in the walls were made when the romans built the building they put planks of wood through them so they could build the building.

[9174Sylvia45]

"She can totaly hear me. She can- COFFE BEANS! Yeah!"

[coolioawesomeperson]

LOL. i can just imagine a grown man ,sitting in his living room, talking to himself.

;)

[jtotheh777]

"You leave your sword hanging out, Ezio. Don't you put it back in... your pants..."

[starwarsfreakofknow]

Overly critical people. -.-' He's doing his best guys! Good job Toby, we all love you!

[XsupermakiX]

toby did u notice that u have a pick pocket?

[BrianKobeski]

your not doing it on purpose your just unleashing your wood apon men lol

[Yossus]

toby has that effect on me that i go "hey hey hey! sshhh shhh shhh what happened!" etc to all kinds of random people/inanimate matter in my life... i couldn't live without it :D

[DaredevilJoe7]

look at 1:01 he goes through a horse

[Zivs1]

HE BOUGHT THE CROSSBOW! Its a miracle!

[PsychokineticNinja]

Treasure, doctor, assassin, HORSEY!

[yodakanobe]

you ride that pool toby oh yea you ride that poooollll! ;)

[ThatKushGuy1]

toby u gotta get money from your bank whenever u can trust me and buy the fucking crossbow already ive watched like 55 vids and its taking forever

[crazylegomanboy]

You can shoot daggers? AWESOME! Your right. CROSSBOW OWNAGE! :D

[crazylegomanboy]

You can shoot daggers? AWESOME!

[sammerchiz1]

hey Stephen! can you tell Toby he can make his xbox live say he's offline by going in account settings? THANKS!

[rosell0265199]

ou are freaking funny

[CorpralDunn]

Collected by nobles... and other people without balls. LOLXD

[discjedi42]

man you need to add the cross bow to ur d-bad

[TheLmfaoMovement]

1:21

Toby T-Bagged the guard.

[muffin2413]

Toby's going to unleash his wood into another man.

[RuelZ15]

oh my god im going to unleash a piece of wood into this man.

[itrytobeme]

Press 4 to see some face breakage.

[fewee67]

shut tha hhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeelllllll up blacksmith

[country246]

OOOOH MYYYY GOOOOSH HE FINALLY GOT A FLIPPIN' CROSSBOW!!!!!! :DDDDD!!

[Blanchette23]

The second you said nick nack, I was mentally prepared for you to say paddy whack. <3 <3

[Blanchette23]

@1: 50, lol "The lord is my shepherd. THE LORD IS MY SHEPHERD!!!"