On the EIGHTH day GOD created PIRATES!

[Automobilie]

If I were pirate Jesus, that parrot would look pretty good after a few days.

[ROBOCAM3000]

scottish? sounded more irish to me

[IPGAuto]

Haha you look like a fag

[craftbre]

Rated 5 pirate jesus' riding dinosaurs on the eighth day of creation.

[CCCDave464]

What the fuck are DANOSAURS? Learn to talk retard. I hate you!

[MultiStiches]

he say tinky-winky weird.

[maggiestardust]

Jesus of the Caribbean.. hheeheh

[PetrePann]

I've always liked your movies, but I found this one quite offensive. I'm not usually one to say that religious figures are out of the range of humor attacks (I love making fun of popes and pastors myself), but making fun of someone's horrible death (a crucifixion hurts, man) is really going too far.

[Ferniee94]

ROFL! "Keep your hands off our dinosaurs!"

[ThaurUmarth]

The accent is Awesome.

[Firedrakul2]

god, i love scottish accent!

[sGnAimless]

cus he's a douche

[natsnatsnatsnatsnats]

hgahaha i love you, youre actually amazing.

[OdinsGlasseye]

your freeking AWSOME

5 bolemic parets for you

[MonkeyOctober]

Blessed be his noodley appendage :)

[DerDenning]

Here is a more kid-friendly version of the Last Supper. A Kind of "Holy Happy Meal".

Jesus and Jack Sparrow!! NEVER ROFLED THAT MUCH! xDD

[madman8852]

"Jesus of the Caribbean" starring Fabio and Steven Tyler. I'd pay to see that.

[alienpoo]

Yup...but who would play Jesus?

[Arkmor]

It should be selvester stallone

[patchesohullihan]

HA 6000 years ago! the dinosaurs started @ about 600 million years ago and the suns estimated to be about 2 billions years old

[robbocox1981]

Actually, the sun is between 5-6 billion years old. About halfway through its estimated life-span. The earth is about 4.5 to 5 billion years old. At least that is what science says.

[EggMcD]

M8 Think About How Fat & Bald U R Stay In America We Paid For Yur Hats (8)

[Chadda1st]

F*** Pirates.

Go ninjas.

=]

[silencesoloud12]

How about pirate ninja zombie robots from space who are also a byproduct of nuclear testing?

[TheBlankShowChannel]

Jesus was a transformer

[piratio]

Does that mean the Holy Trinity is a triple-changer?

[TheBlankShowChannel]

Dude, I don't know what the Holy Trinity is.

[piratio]

Short version, it's the convenient device used by early christians to help convert 'savages' from multi-theistic to a mono-theistic religion. It involves the idea that there are 3 gods inside one (The Father, The Son & The Ghost)... Just like Triple Changers ;)

[tiarella]

Luv the props! Does anyone else find it hilarious that Ken Ham looks like a monkey????

[CkMThree]

BERR THAT'S AN AWFUL JOKE! XD

5/5

[JDFF7]

So... much...arrogance.

[bunnyattacks]

ninjas...ninjas do not love pirates!..most likely. Frozen shamrock shurikens fix every problem.

[cjwKILLEDcool]

5 dinosaur riding treasure stealing jesuses

[PainInDaBrain]

i love pirates

[420IrishRasta420]

hahahaha i love this guy! I LMFAO ROTFL

[Cr4Lx]

U need 5 drawings lessons lol. Ill give it to you :P

[JoshuasRevenge]

roflmfao, that was great man, loved it. I give it

5 hypocritical christian idiots, that's 5 hypocritical christian idiots

[ejude83]

MAN! Do I love me some Mark Day - and roby6 - I WISH he were a Pofta - he's not - it's just that he has the intelligence and sharp wit of one! Don't be hatin' on the intelligent ones just because you have a fear of reality!

[Stooveth]

Five bizzarely rum-swilling parrots!

[jvondd]

5 scurvy-ridden velociraptors

[sakar181]

I rate this 5 non-sacrificed Pastafarian dietys :D

[downhill240]

Five! Five pieces of eight fer yew mite!! Arrrrghhhh!

[IonutFlacara]

Bullshit created god on day 0.

So it is written that god created me & everybody else, so that means that god got unlimited creationist sperm, what a fucking redneck stud. AMEN

[EEKJOANNA]

lmao

this guy makes me laugh loads

:)

love his accent too

[hurricaneivan117]

rantings of a fool

[roby6roby6]

who is this pofta

[Mantidz]

omg this guy's voice is hillarious!

[dardo1201]

Jesus of the Carrabeïan

[Miszou]

The word "dinosaur" was first used long after the King James Bible was published. Before then, they called them "dragons," which term is referred to in the Bible plenty of times.

Humor is humor, but get your facts straight first please.

[jc2060]

The point is, it doesn't matter if you believe in God or not.

[forebona]

Zoroaster calander miyan calander

[SnowyOwls234]

a new museum opened in Kaaanzesss... lol

[GhostVirusx90]

i give it 5 Captain Black Judases

[Roystenn]

You talk like Shrek

[DarkerFlare]

The only people that dont like pirates,

Are ninjas!!!

[IchLiebeDichSwei]

Jesus of the Carribean. That's great. I love this guy..

[Thoran666]

bloody brilliant.

I love the Holy Happy Meal.

[TorpedoChicken]

Dude, whos the annoying dumbass goober2992 think they are. The videos was made to be funny. If god doesn't forgive you for some thing like that, then we're all screwed!

[dayved30]

First off evolution doesnt negate my belief in God what so ever. I have one problem though. So many times atheist ridicule Christians saying science proves this and disproves this and acuses us of being fools. So much of what science says is, is so full of holes, you have to have just as much blind faith in as religion.

[Noctune9]

What "holes"?

[only1sn1not1taken]

Actually everything in the bible has been scientifically proven. Even the age of the earth when factoring in the time that the earth was stopped along with other events in the bible. Technically there's no irrefutable holes in either except that people that chose to pick apart the parts of "facts" that they chose to and ignore the rest or just chose to remain ignorant to the fact that there is more info on the subject.

[chikete]

Not really, is exactly the opposite, every fact in the bible has been proven to be a myth (a combination of a little of truth and A LOT of invention).

[naplescanes80]

yeah dude ur a complete moron...a guy rose from the dead?that has not been scientifically proven...jesus having the ability to cure people? not scientifically proven... god getting some1 pregnant? no proven... u r very very dumb

[isegoria1]

Bullshit

[goober2992]

You want proof of dinosours in the Bible look up Job 40:15-41:34. Tell me that doesn't sound like a dinosour or a dragon of some kind. Also Christ died for you because He loves you and doesn't want you to perish in Hell. It is a lake of fire and there will NOT be a party. It is a place of eternal torment,"where the worm dieth not." If you want to hear more let me know. Look up Luke 16:19-31,Romans 3:23,Romans 5:8,Romans 6:23.

[standuporshutup]

i don't think you should follow jesus loves yu with talk of hell. using fear tactics isn't a way to get people on your side. eventually you'll have to except other peoples' beliefs (and parodies)

[stevenstreet483]

The Bible says it...so it must be real... Jesus Saves †††

[muchxlove17]

are you serious?

[misfitsmainiac]

go watch zeigeist - religion

[chibeer]

ur ass!!!!

[MRNastyJack]

you fucking twat he's Scottish, im irish

[randompet]

DO I GIVE A SHIT?!!

[ttlyunique]

You are Irish, right? Artemis Fowl is Irish. Artemis Fowl rocks.

So you rock. Oh, yeah!

[Strindom]

I think God got up on the seventh day and took a rest AFTER creating ninjas.

[Leistungsfahigsten88]

Vikings eat pirates and shit ninjas.

[J2daoe]

oh damn im getting on this boat. vikings all the way

[1944epiphonedolphin]

Vikings are either too tough to kill, or to stupid to know when they're dead. Either way they kick butts... a lot.

[1944epiphonedolphin]

Also, A Vikings ate christians, so we wouldn't have much of a creationist problem, if only... wow, those weird fuckers were cool all-round.

[AFoolsFolly]

i love this guy

[1jer916]

frikkin hilarious!

[Ezrado]

i like ur tatoo dude

[CherryBerryKathie]

Pirates are cool!!!

[ricklebalpickle]

throw in ninjas!  everyone loves ninjas!

[wolfphoenix813]

"indoctrinate me Elmo..." lmao

[Sarahykinz]

Your videos are AMAZING, I'm so watching them all. Absolutely hilarious stuff, as always ^^

[AndoniBlackheart]

this man is hilarious XD

[DaveMartinCanuck]

heh early maritime ingenuity... awesome

[ilydinos]

noo

[ilydinos]

nooo

[Linkman424]

who doesn't love pirates?

[niekdope]

Arrr!

[danarenafilms]

ok that was the best video ive seen tonight, made me laugh so hard. it was good.

[matereymate]

just what a great video....

[elperropatron]

Creationists are victims of a contagioius mental illness

[Cald2reach]

"Rational thinkers" Comedy or not, do you actually listen to the dribble that fall out of your mouth. I feel sorry for you!

[chris123007]

"Everyone loves pirates"

:D

[ShadowSoldior]

XD First he walks on water, then he fights a giant squid!

[OttoTannenbaum]

Hey atheists:

If Man created God, then who created Man.

LOL

[CrushingWaves]

And your argument is worthless, seeing as we can first of all reverse it to ask who created god, AND we can give you a good explanation as to how man came about (i.e. evolution). So I now pronounce you a religious moron.

[kittycatratfink1993]

who doesent luv pirateS?

hehe i luv this guy!!!

favorited!

[shakespeareemo]

HEY! Keep your hands off our pirates, Christians AND Rational thinkers! We Pastafarians already have dibs on them, and how the chronic lack of them is causing global warming.

Having said that, utterly grin-worthy. :D

[Pointandlaughh]

Actually...I'm pretty sure it was Kentucky, non Kansas. I live close to the monstrosity.

[Lazarus100025]

i feel so sorry for you.

[ThanatosofDeath]

I'll rate that video 5 crucified pirate crucifixes!

[loyalgirl1]

dude i love your videos they are awesome!!!!!!!

[joshparsons]

I don't love Pirates. I want my Ninjas!

[TehWillowness2]

I love pirates :c

[batmonwalo]

Holy devine propaganda Batman!!

[RedRosesTurnBlack]

I want to goto the The Holy Happy Meal :D!

That Man Is A Legend :D

[lordmordo]

lol wtf i jus put that last one as a reply to someone!?!?!? why is it here a comment here?????????

[Wheres0the0hot0dog]

the unicorns and dragons didnt get on Noah's ark that's why they aint around!

in one Bible (it had neat little notes about the passages) it said that levianthans were something like big crocodiles.maybe. sorta like how sone sailors way back when told stories about big seamonsters, well thats the Bible's seamonster. yea......

[ZeroSlayer01]

Okay, that was funny. I'm glad I have a sense of humor and could pick up the sarcasm.

Oh right, but the Bible does mention 3 things I don't see these days, unicorns, dragons, and leviathans (or at least one) o.o;, so explain those sir.

[InstantClubHit]

The Bible mentioning unicorns, dragons, and leviathans seems to make it an even less credible source of information (if that's possible) on the development of early, currently extinct species. Explain to me, sir, why we haven't found any of their fossils.

[ZeroSlayer01]

1. Maybe those dinosaur fossils are actually fossils of dragons and leviathans.

2. Maybe they didn't really exist and were used figuratively.

3. I'd say what I had on my mind for three but dunno how to spell what I'm thinking about.

[InstantClubHit]

If we can tell that raptors had feathers, we could tell if a dinosaur spat flames. 1 down.

2. Correct

[PraiseDivineMercy]

The word "unicorn" appears only in the King James and is a mistranslation of the Hebrew for "Ibex." The dragon is a symbol of the Devil. Leviathan is a whale.

And finally, not all Christians are literalists.

[zombiemcflurry]

What about a zombie pirate riding a cyborg dinosaur?

THAT would kick arse.

[xgravitationfanx]

I have a pirate fetish

o-o

[cmdr31op]

lol

[madcows10]

This guy is cool.

[jacksparrowlover98]

if you ask most of my friends they will say i'm a pirate, i was born on the sea and used to live on the sea

[xxDarkstreamxx]

OMG

I LOVE PIRATES...

...

i AM a pirate!

haha, ask all of my friends xD

[DozerfleetProd]

Kansas? Ha! What's his major source of information?  The Creation Museum is in Kentucky!

[Metallicaclassof2010]

Just a thought....Genesis 1:20-24 speaks of creation and includes "great sea monsters" and "flying creatures". The greek word translated as sea monster is dra'kon and is translated as dragon in many older bibles at ps.74:13 and 148:7. Obviously the term dinosaur wouldn't be used in the bible. As i said. Just a thought....

[darrenscerri]

sex thousand years ago ye lol

[ChiefLeo]

WOW what an Idea! Create an "E" park based on creating!

[mrsaintly3]

pirates are easily cooler then dinosaurs and im the only real pirate

[xSP3CTREx]

Hahaha

Jesus of the Caribbean!

[CFrostyTheSnowman]

Teletubbies are the devil, and barney is a lesser minion. An arch demon if you will.

[Hambraeus]

:D:D:D this is great!

[Mazoku2008]

This is an outrage! When will an equivalent exhibit be opened up to portray the creation beliefs of we Pastafarians? It is a conspiracy I say... A conspiracy to keep the word of the Flying Spaghetti Monster from spreading it's noodly virtue. Retaliation will be swift and severe! RAmen!

[KiltedFox]

Shush! Only the old noodles believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Your beliefs are outdated, not to mention FSM is a propaganda plot put forward by Our Lady of Chaos (Hail Eris, She What Done It All).

Don't push your false beliefs (and noodles) on us!!

[NagaGinn]

Lettuce pray! RAmen!

[neilhatesyou]

LMFAO jesus of the caribean xD

[lordmordo]

that was ace

[Tazn824]

jesuse of the carabean !!!lol i love it

[mrjew]

Oy its Renton!

[Deliud]

It's actually possible that there are dinosaurs in the Bible. Look at Job 40:15-18--could "behemoth" be a dinosaur? I think so. There is massive evidence that there was a worldwide flood at some time--wouldn't that be a logical explanation for the disappearance of the dinosaurs?

[KrypteiaStudios]

A) That is the worst decription of any type of animal I've ever heard. It sounds like an aicd trip while walking through a zoo.

B) Plesiosaurs and other auquatic dinosaurs would have survived.

[FandomofHell]

A) They didn't have acid back then. Nor did they have zoos. So you can't explain what this so-called behemoth or the leviathans are.

B) Yes, dinosaurs could have survived. However, we don't know a lot of things about them. Some evidence has come up that possibly our very atmosphere was different, with more oxygen (if creationism is true) and they may have died off, literally, from asphyxiation. I don't believe in it personally, but it's compelling.

[matrixoverkill]

Holy happy meal!LOL!

[JewishRage]

You've got the perfect accent for a pirate.

[PattiFrye]

I love this guy...subscribe everyone!

[bigjonnytwobelts]

What about Ninjas? Everyone loves Ninjas.

[HPremembrance]

I rarely ACTUALLY laugh at videos. Even if i do say LOL> Altho.. I COULD NOT STOP LAUGHING FOR THIS ONE!!!!!! Especially because i -LOVE- POTC.  ~Alison

[HumbleYankee]

LMFAO, the Last Supper Happymeal! Elmo and Cpt. Jack Sparrow!

[RetailerofRagnarok]

wasn;t funny at all, and your reginal accent is annoying

and if your gonna do something blasphemy at least make it funny

[lordmordo]

blasphemy?? what are we in the middle ages?!?? if i wanted to hear(or read :D) somthing i dont understand i would've watched Fraiser :P

[InstantClubHit]

I'm having a ton of trouble with understanding your mentality. You use the word blasphemy with the obvious negative connotation, and then at the same time say that blasphemy is perfectly fine as long as it's funny. Typical Christian contradiction.

[lordmordo]

lmfao!!! (A) im not christian!!! i was born in a society that im 100% sure you didnt hear of in your entire life... and (B) i like to keep everything easy. it was jus a joke :P

[palkom13]

HAHAH brilliant.

[jumpbackgirl758]

Jesus of the Caribbean, oh my God that was funny!

[Chikko23]

Why is it that yer so uniformed yet you voice yer opinion, dinosaurs are in the Bible but u probly never read the Bible u pseudointellectual jackass! "we rational thinkers?" Oh please, dont insult the rational thinkers, u british puke.

[PlatinumIvory]

Rational thinker? You can't even conjur up the energy to type out "you". And calling someone a british puke as an arguement automaticaly makes everything you say a bunch of CRAP.

[blackmajic13]

Lol your an idiot. There's a disclaimer, and also, that is a Scottish accent, not British.

And he lives in San Fransisco. Before you say something, think or get some info. about the person.

[bigjonnytwobelts]

I'm pretty sure Scotland is in Britain and I guess I should know - you know, being from there and everything. Still I may be wrong.

[lordmordo]

dude hes irish

[Lostfaith1980]

Hes scottish. It says so in his profile. Also I'm scottish and live in scotland so I should know the accent dont you think?

[lordmordo]

lol ok ok... i knew that even when i typed it.. jus forgot for a moment there! i cant delete my comment after i put it now can i?

[Lostfaith1980]

You could ask pirate ghosts to steal it back for you ^_^

[lordmordo]

:P  :P :P

[Lanzafan1]

Scotland is part of Britain!

[captain00jeff]

pirates rule

[WTR1982]

Pirate Jesus for the win

[WTR1982]

Battle of the Century. Pirate Jesus versus Ninja Judas.

[dropsofcrimsonrain]

jesus of the caribbean!!!

i'd watch that and buy its paraphernalia too.

[Bladeswift]

Yeah, it was in Kentucky. I live there. I'm so ashamed to be in the same state as these people. D:

[Lostfaith1980]

I'm so glad I dont live in the states. That place is filled with religious psychopaths ^_^

[blingbato]

Ninjas are so elite, they eradicated pirates on the 3rd day. Yes, before the pirates were even created.

[lemonademango777]

So keep your hands of our dinosaurs!

[Obistalker1]

I like Jesus of the Carribbean!

[rkzenrage]

RAMEN!

[healthyaddict]

LOL

[trondreitan]

If Hovind really wants to win a popularity contents, he should include pirate dinosaurs ... that fights ninjas.