Randall Teases Chrissy Flowerbottoms at a Fish Restaurant

[dontiono1]

lol the double take at the end i think he was checkin her out if u know what im sayin

[Geston71]

Yes this is him.

[BillieJolene1]

lol too funny.

[organboi]

Chrissy Flowerbottoms, don't be mad. Sit down!

[danzgeemail]

Chris, you're right. Get up out of that booth and leave tired old Randall Sissypants in the dust.

[1997soxfan]

TYPE IN THE SEARCH BAR: Randall honey badger on extra!!! U CAN SEE RANDALL

[1997soxfan]

GUYS Randall just appeared on Extra a few days ago. He has long brown hair, he was wearing sunglasses, and had like mutton chops. It was wierd.

[animalsrockcatsrbest]

Can I please see both of you at the same time to prove you guys are different people?? i love your videos though!! haha.

[zmoney990]

sit down stupid, because the honey badger dont give a shit

[friendly406]

Am I the only that has the hots for him? Lol. He's just yummy xD

[blx444]

I hate it when people say LOLOLOL because the first three letters mean laughing out loud and the fourth is "out" of course but then does the fifth letter mean "laughing" or "loud?" Know what I mean?

[apollounearthed]

@blx444 I love that for some reason this was your breaking point. "I just watched Chrissy Flowerbottoms...wonder what people said about it....top comment LOLOLOL-OH HELL NO! I have to take a STAND!"

[D1g1mental]

@blx444 if it's LOLOLOL wouldn't it be laughing out loud out loud out loud?

[blx444]

@D1g1mental Yes, but it could also be laughing out loud out laughing out loud.

[snooki28249]

crissy is a honey badger? O_O

[iclandgirl]

Why does it matter if he's gay?! Good grief.. sigh

[justjuan4u]

this is hilarious. thanx randall for giving us a good laugh.

[Ilovealtoids]

You are so creative man. I don't care if it's the same voice or not. I feel like I'd be disappointed that it was the same guy. I love this video more than anything. IF that is your buddy, I love that he can't contain his laughter. I hope you can visit New Jersey sometime and do some stuff here.

[BenatWar97]

CHRISSY FLOWERBOTTOM! I WANT FISH!

[TrivalPaco]

Why does randall's voice sound like it doesn't belong in the video? It sounds like it was put in the video through video editing.

[Nodalis85]

@TrivalPaco i agree, and he doesnt respond to anything being said, also imho if there was someone making that much noise in a cafe, and i was sitting behind them like the guy with the chop sticks.. i couldnt help but to look at the stupidity.. which the guy doesnt do at all. Granted its pretty noisy in there but randall's voice is louder (despite how close to the camera he is)

[liimpopo]

thumbs up if you wonder what randall looks like!

[liimpopo]

lol hes about to run out of the resturant

[gtrinity2]

yea guys well all know its him lol

[Sparrow10567]

i love how czg123 only responds to the comments where we say he is the voice of randall. funny stuff

[candygirl0406]

Chrissy Flowerbottoms? I've found my porn name now!! 

[Gunnerj48Pwns]

HONEY........BADGER

doesnt give a shit.

[EmpireTower]

Chrispy

[monkeycat2110]

Are you and Randal... like together? Like dating?

Just wondering.

Also, do you make your own videos? And have your own channel?

Does he control this channel or do you? Im so confuzzled! Ahaha

Thanks Randal and..... JoJo? Maybeh? Lol! Tell us your name unless you already have.... Im just a dumb blonde! Ahaha

[ElectricStardust]

I don't know who you are, but I'm content to take @czg123 at his word. If I was Randall, I would tell everyone in the world that I was Randall, because I'm the biggest comic genius since Ted L. Nancy. And he was the biggest comic genius since Joel Hodgson. So that's saying something.

Randall, without you, You Tube is just America's Funniest Home Videos without the dignity, wit and charm of Bob Saget. You really do put the you in You Tube, you. You rock. I salute you.

[Modemorph]

Dude make a bad ass honey badger T shirt. I'd buy. I can can just see it now. Honey badger don't give a sh*t on the front and Bad ass badger on the back. I just came across this guy after I was wondering what the hell RWJ was on about. I agree very creative, talented and hilarious. Thanks for making me laugh.

[bananabukkit13]

I think it's to different people. If not... You've got me fooled! Try and crack him, get some pictures on here. Prove these peeps wrong.

[JACKOFSPEED39]

ha ha ITS YOU !!! DUDE YOUR SO FUNNY I WAZ THINKING OF BECOMEING GAY

[RaijinHanshi]

The honey badger doesn't give a shit if you want fish.

[pelehasmo]

Shut up stupid, sit down.

[forevershining1]

i wanna see randall D: i get there not the same person, but this driving me crazy!!

[MrGemod]

are you really gay? please say yes. i would rage if you werent

[hayliebieber]

i wanna c what randall looks like

[rockstarhinata]

THIS IS A HONEY BADGER lol

[heykeeko]

Are you guys the SAME person? I'm asking because some people would create confusion on purpose.

[Evangalos99]

Randall your a boss

[67TrianglesInARow]

Honey Badger don't give a shit.

[Kennyboy1]

LOVE THIS !!

[tweetybrat15243]

This is a Honey Badger!

Oh, hes eating so slow.....

shut up stupid!

Sit Down!!

LOL

[ozmorphus]

I love randall!!!

[84jmeeks]

I jus found this and RANDALL ROCKS.COM!!!!! I love love love him Hes HILLARIOUS!!! Keep on Keep on,,, woop woop

[creegal]

Randall makes the world go 'round and 'round and 'round!!!!! Thanks for making me laugh and smile!

[blognewb]

randall is cute

[kevinbacon10]

R they gay!

[zoics1]

@kevinbacon10 Who cares if they're gay & why would you ask that. I never see comments from people asking "Is he straight?"

[jkvv4014]

@kevinbacon10 what the fuck does that have to do with anything, at all? and i believe you were looking for this "?" instead of "!", punctuate much?

[zeapod]

its funny how he starts shaking the camera and ssays this is a honey Badger

[JakobLouis12345]

my favorite randall video is the Warrior preview...Randall...please narrate more previews....I bet if you narrated a preview of the Help it would be hilarious.

[dmttsn]

Sit Down Stupid ! Haaaa !

[skinchen]

When I die I want this guy to do a narration at my funeral

[Jiveland13]

Sit down Brooklyn hipster jerkoff.

[FroYoPlatypus]

I just saw a youtube ad narrated by Randall! It was 3 minutes of him talking about political debt and what not (stuff I have no interest in) but I watched the whole thing! He even used some honey badger references <3

[stvbrsn]

I guess it's kinda cute that CG keeps playfully denying that he provides voice for his alter ego Randall, but if you listen to the several years worth of skits he's uploaded, it's pretty obviously the same voice.

And now, if Mr. Gordon sees this comment he'll undoubtedly come up with a VERY clever way of proving me wrong.

And this ain't trollin' BTW, I think the man is extremely creative!

So, what I'm doing is challenging him.

..Ok, I guess that is trolling. Sorry!

I really do love yer vids!

[stvbrsn]

@stvbrsn Oops, did I say Gordon? I meant Mr. Flowerbottoms.

[czg123]

@stvbrsn LOLOLOL thank you! thank you for loving the videos...however, and you knew i was going to do this: randall and i REALLY and TRULY are NOT the same person...i honestly befriended him years ago and we got together later in CA...i even know his last name!!! he's met my friends, he's met my mom...i mean...i honestly wish he'd let me post his picture for everyone to see...but he threatens to fire me if i do that...no jokes...

[stvbrsn]

@czg123 Ok OK, I give!!! I remain unconvinced, but I give! Randall sounds so much like your voice. Well, I have one more guess that would explain what's really going on (and if I'm wrong about that, THEN I believe you) but I've decided to stop harassing you about it in the comments!

My hat's off to you (both) for getting Lucy freakin' Lawless to be your Badgerette! How'd you do it?

Oh, and one more thing...

I like your mustache.

[stvbrsn]

@czg123 BTW despite all the viral attention being paid to the honey-badger video (fully deserved) for me the FUNNIEST one is the Blue-Footed Boobies. I literally cannot hold my shit together watching that, and I must have seen it like 20 times!

But my personal favorite is the Water-Chestnut-Chaka-Khan-Chev­rolet-Chervotain. Such a dearie.

Or was that deerie? Either way, it eats freakin' flowers! Screw that Crowned Idiot!!! He eats monkeys.

[MrGemod]

@czg123 show yourself and prove it

[miyuki122911]

@czg123 LOL, I'm just responding because i wanna respond to randall :)

[thezach1515]

@czg123 YOU AND RANDALL ARE THE SAME PERSON!!!!!!!!!

[TheCaptionist]

@czg123 This was proven true 1/23/11. The two are separate ppl....

[moniemaker27]

@czg123 I'm sorry, Go to hell Carolina! Jk, I'm a Duke fan, and it looks like you don't give a shit

[NationalSoundImage]

@stvbrsn Erm... believe it or not, Randall is actually Onision

[RexRocker1979]

@stvbrsn haha Yeah I think it's him too, but you shouldn't shout it out, it's more funny to have it be a mystery! This dude is hilarious, he's a comic genius, seriously...

[skarredspartan]

I am so confused with this Randall, Chris stuff...

GAH

[dmttsn]

I want some Fish Please !

[selgmzfanforev11]

this is chrissy flowerbottoms here we r @ a fish restraunt look @ how precious it is ohhoho LOLZ

[34point5ish]

I adore you guys! Hilarious vids. Love the moustache vid.

[selgmzfanforev11]

thx SOOOOOOOOO much 4 subscribing

[latinlad001]

um...is Chrissy Flowerbottoms available? He's cute!

[selgmzfanforev11]

shut up stoopid sit down sit down stoopid LOLZ

[kamihi]

hehe sit down stooopid hehe.



[funzjag]

You wanted to leave because you had to meet Byron Sparkles for ice cream!

[jonagurcia]

Randall can you come narrate my life?

[thorlockthemage]

The guy who Randall is talking to is the same guy that does Randall's voice...

[czg123]

@thorlockthemage not even close! LOLOL if only you people knew! that's what i get for working with a nut who refuses to show himself!

[ice1515151]

@czg123 is this like gta the balled of gay tony. you are like luis working for a gay boss

[wangtang32000]

@czg123 fun aint it? XD

[funzjag]

This brings new meaning to the term "Playing with yourself "! Thanks czg123!

[czg123]

@funzjag you're welcome? but...i don't know why you think i'm "playing with myself"? i wanted to leave the place and he insisted on taunting me! 

[airmagc11]

@czg123 Are you gay? it sounds like it!

[Lieu3C4]

If a man can't tease Flowerbottoms, what can he do? ;)~

[dmmsharkey]

LOL, Sit down stupid!

[Imajoy94]

I love how right in the middle he starts the honeyadger narration. It made me laugh.

[kmacmuzikmafia27]

LOL.

And hey look, the top comment isn't badger related.

[UntitledCommentators]

@kmacmuzikmafia27 Now it is.

[kmacmuzikmafia27]

@UntitledCommentators

Shit. Fuckin' irony.

[ryan36ish]

@kmacmuzikmafia27 honey bager dont give a shit..

[maggso0]

I really want to see what randall looks like.

[TheGreatDiggi3]

<3

[Shenanigans0911]

Or**

[Shenanigans0911]

Ima siq a honey badger on ALL u haters!!! Get a life whiteys with blue Wally mart vests in KFC hating on other white boys! REALLY?! Don't troll on Randall's vies... All for fun! LOVE, not HATE.... CHILL PILLZ FOR ALL! (whether u can afford em oe not)... Aye vey!

[atomicaleb]

This was cute :3

[cinderella2016]

loll love it i wanna b teased next!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Taricus]

Hahahaha! XD that's so awesome!

[LanaAditore]

ROTFL! HILARIOUS! How come u never use tht voice whn we hang out Randall lol ...it would make baby kong very happy =)

[joyfulboi1979]

Shut up stoopid!!!! Lolz Randall.

[ChiaraVideos]

YOU AND I NEED TO EAT FISH TOGETHER.

[mariah128]

Lol, he was a little embarrassed there.

[stickyboozer]

fuckin' HIGHlarious!

[AllTimeIsRelative]

Lol...

[imadinoandiloveyou]

hahaha XD

[dontbringatowel]

Randal be trollin'



[misha5150]

LMAO!! <3 u Randall!!!

[jordanfx]

lmfao this is awesome

[professermuchao]

How is he still not partnered?

[CJBountyHunter]

R they on a date?

[stopableron]

lolololol

[GrinDiesel1969]

Freaking Hilarious!!

[iLikeToitles314]

lol i would seriously love it if u narrated my everyday life its boring but u would make it frickin awesome omfg i laughed and watched tis over and over bahaha

[iLikeToitles314]

lol i would seriously love it if u narrated my everyday life its boring but u would make it frickin awesome

[stormdog1014]

I'm kinda thinking that Randall should do David After Dentist....xD

[diecaste123]

this, is the honey badger, thinks it cares that randall has a camera? it dont give a shit, honey badger just takes what it wants.

[KatieInANutshell]

"Its not funny"

Pshh i beg to differ

[mastigoz]

oh man, it was awesome!

keep it up and thx for all the cool videos.

[Abbytater]

I really, really hope this was a first date.

[paintmylaugh]

hahahahahaha!!!!

[Ilovetheplatypus]

What kind of self respecting homo allows himself to be seen in public with a guy wearing a jersey?

[xRawrItsIan]

@Ilovetheplatypus I don't believe he is actually gay, I believe he just makes the voice to sound it.

[Ilovetheplatypus]

@xRawrItsIan I think you missed the sarcastic point of my previous comment. I couldn't care less about his orientation, but why is that other asshole wearing a jersey in public???

[xRawrItsIan]

@Ilovetheplatypus whats wrong with wearing a jersey in public? Lots of ppl do it. Shows loyalty to your team and a liking of sports. Hence why companies sell jerseys. They don't sell them so you can hide in your home wearing it, suppose to wear it out to games and such and last I checked most games are usually out in public.

[Ilovetheplatypus]

@xRawrItsIan Lol; you see nothing wrong with a nerdy, pale white dude wearing a jersey in public? It's pathetic for one thing. Some poor middle aged bastard simply trying to be like his team idols. Guess what! That basketball team is full of a bunch of black millionaires that would hate you if they knew you. LeBron James sure as hell doesn't wear his jersey out to a restaurant A jersey is a work uniform. Would be like some asshole wearing a spacesuit to McDonalds because he liked Buzz Aldrin.

[xRawrItsIan]

@Ilovetheplatypus a spacesuit lol I'm sure more ppl wear jerseys then spacesuits. It sounds like we got a racist here saying its pathetic for a middle aged white guy to be wearing a jersey. If jerseys were only for the players, why would they sell thousands of jerseys in stores at malls and online when they can just make it only for the players. There is a reason for jerseys being on the market. For ppl to buy and wear them and not discriminate against anyone buying any jersey for any team.

[Ilovetheplatypus]

@xRawrItsIan Yes! I'm a white guy that is racist against other white guys..... We must fight the white devil!!! I'm actually slapping myself in the face right now trying to slap off the white. Also, They sell those jerseys because assholes with illusions of grandeur buy them. NASA sells spacesuits to other countries so I'm sure you could buy one if you had the money. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go buy a blue wal-mart vest so I can wear it to KFC tonight.

[xRawrItsIan]

@Ilovetheplatypus Well there is nothing wrong against buying sport jerseys. Thats why they make them. I dont see what the big deal is. Idk where you are from, but ppl have the freedom to wear what they want. Just because you dont like it, doesnt make it stupid or pathetic. Its their sense of style. You just seem uptight about it.

[JulieNoWay]

"sit down, stupid." Lol.

[Issaquan5]

You should be a golfing commentator Randall.

[XiluvalesanaX]

lmao!! i love u randall!!

[MrsMcMyers]

Oh my. Shut up, stupid.  Sit down. Hahahaha.

[Syntox]

"Shut up, stupid! Sit down!"

HA HA HA HA HA, abusive relationship!

[angstyDarko]

lol i know right! @Syntox

[nathan8797]

"this is the honey badger" XD anyone care to finish that phrase???

[MizzElissa]

@nathan8797 "The honey badger doesn't give a shit"

[nathan8797]

@MizzElissa haha

[MizzElissa]

@nathan8797 lolol

[NotJustice]

I wanna see his face. D:

[TransientWriting]

wow this looks like fun

[Sarojin]

Awkward first date?

[mrsnchz905]

Shut up stupid. Sit down! Lmfao that made me laugh so hard!!!

[ImForHaters]

@mrsnchz905 haha :) me too! this is hilarious!

[smilejustin]

ohhhh maaayyy gggaaawwwddd . . . . . even that made me laugh so hard!!! =)))) hahahahahahaha

[6988kid]

Anything with your voice in it becomes awesome!



[boomyakasha]

Randall, you should do a series where people send you videos of them doing their favourite activity and you narrate over them :D

[Sei1863]

You need to patent that voice, it can make anything hilarious!

[schmiiid]

I would sell my soul to the devil for that voice.

[GnomeSharkTOG]

Randall dont care, randall don't give a shit

[shikanda25]

You think the honey badger cares abt Chrissy Flowerbottoms? H B don't give an F ;))) I love it how you say stupid!

[99ph99]

Lmfao

[alynette]

hahahaha i love it

[TheTorpido9000]

Lol

[erikangel2012]

You are precious! Ron Gunter even said it! xoxo!



[erikangel2012]

You are precious! Ron Gunter even said it! xoxo!

[Ah4b]

Randall has no regards for his friends whatsoever!

[philg262]

LOL

[vicgran08]

Randall, SHOW US YOUR FACE! :)

[zoics1]

@vicgran08 watch his music videos (his earlier videos) you can see his face there.

[xoClassifieds]

fucking hilarious! Can you come narrate my life?

[shannon0720able]

@xoClassifieds yes- I'm next in line... lol

[PattyLeisch]

@xoClassifieds I agree! It might make each day easier to get through!

[xFuZeIoN]

Chrissy checks out the waitress 0:46

[xemplifyy]

heMad

[taratorah]

Randall's bored, and has a camera! XD



[DreamTheater1551]

Please don't ever show your face, I think that wold ruin your videos for me.