Humping the Town

[rachelbrain]

I'm totally amazed that Hank didn't get arrested. LOL!

[NinjaTrixxr]

The end killed me. Laughing.

[NinjaTrixxr]

@thedragonofthesky my phone doesn't have the capability so, LIKE.

[Piiiglett]

I can't listen to 'Shake-a-Booty' without thinking of this video and Humpy Hank.

[Jelfy13]

Which town do you live in?! it looks awesome!

[TheMinisips]

He just looks so happy! XD

[perpetuallyhyper101]

I literally laughed so hard I was crying. In fact, I got tears of laughter on my DS. #nerdfighters

[freshlybakedsporks]

@perpetuallyhyper101 that is probably the best two sentences I have read all month. Your comment made me almost as happy as seeing Hank spoiling the town of Missoula's innocence. In other words: I lol'd at your loling. XD

[coolnerdie]

thats the "shake a booty" dance

[awesomeDJisme]

I feel sorry for the parents who had to walk by with their children during this.

I also feel sorry for Future Henry, who might end up watching his Uncle...yeah.

[thecanadianDJ]

Are the new viewers gone yet?

[kaorimarie]

I got my friends to watch this and John's video in New Orleans "Cuties and Cooties" (we live in New Orleans so it's relevant and they're reading TFiOS. I successfully converted them into Nerdfighters in a like day.

[asombrosodios]

the music makes it twice as funny

[GreaterBookWyrm]

That poor bear never saw it coming.

[danaandersen97]

Hey, is it ok if i hump your car?

[guidecfk]

anyone that watched this video as a result of reading the wall street journal, and continued to watch more vlogbrothers videos, are true nerdfighters and I welcome them to the fold.

[crazyfi56]

@thedragonofthesky No one is avoiding that. It is a thing of beauty.

[TactownGirl]

Your poster is the best poster ever.

[NicksPolitics]

what was the katherine thinking during this?

[yknowthatgirl]

@NicksPolitics She's thinking "at least he doesn't take himself too seriously". Or that's what I imagine. 

[thedragonofthesky]

Like this if you're reading the comments while avoiding watching Hank hump things.

[HungryLionCAT]

i feel uncomfortable...

[Pinkgirl4000]

Wait... are those... Bubs, The Cheat and Strong Mad figurines?

[hannahbackyards]

I'd like to adress how cute that nerdfighter is. :3

[sc2sday]

@hannahbackyards I want to meet him haha

[19sexybexy94]

Play a bit, then scroll to the beginning. Jedi Mind Trick!

[itsachelseathing]

hahahahahahahha omg. <3

[TactownGirl]

All I could think of wduring this video was "Wow... he's like the energizer bunny! the Katherine must be very pleased."

[theglitchmodulator]

The jump hump with the bear is my favourite.

[rosalena46]

Kathrin must be so proud.

[justbrowsing555]

3:25 the toys in the background move... Hank takes breaks to play with toys in between shots?

[tinabeaner004]

"KISS THAT FISH!"

[dashobertter]

You've got GLaDOS as a potato on your bookshelves?

[heyitzblair234]

I love his face in this video! Hank you are awesome!

[Alvin086]

114 people got humped by hank.

[Jaccington]

@Alvin086 114 didn't get humped by hank :P

[eggansmile]

Brown hair?

[MrPolkinghorne]

Mind=Blown

Day=Seized!

[Bidon45]

LOL i love this... and I love that drunk person crossing sign...

[fmangel626]

This is hilarious! Why would anyone dislike this?!

[ohsnapitzizzii]

his face is the best part :p

[Kamades1]

@TheOnlyOreilly The reason he does not have kids yet seems to be related to the fact that all the things he humps do not have functional genitalia, and thus cannot conceive a child.

[singingplatypus]

Awesome poster... GO FIREFLY !

[Somecrazyshish]

I just finished The Fault In Our Stars about half an hour ago and all I can say is; I FELT ALL OF THE THINGS JOHN

[ravencarslyle]

Lmao, all I can say is that The Katherine is a very lucky woman...hahahaha

[TheWordsSpeak]

I'm reminded of the scene in Hot Rod in which they are passing out flyers, and Richardson does the dance instead of hleping the cause.

[TheStalkerNinja]

He looks so happy...

[berndawg123]

I can so see this becoming a huge thing in Japan especially with the music

[EmilyIsGallifreyan]

If someone other than one of the Greens walked up to me and said "Is it alright if I hump your car?" I would probably pepper spray them.

[HeadInTheClouds1178]

I am honestly surprised he didn't get arrested.

[LifeisMusicandLove]

Makes me laugh every time, you have guts Hank.

[RainbootMayhem]

I find it awkward for a second when I start tapping my foot to this.. SO AWESOME HANK!

[crazychick634]

how do u not get horny doing that? i got horny watching it!!

[aidanaustria11]

hank i think you had way too much fun making this...and i had way to much fun watching it...

[patelmike3535]

Hank...sometimes....I just....

[iDiiNOALLY]

"I have the feeling that your new book is going to be a huge, huge deal..."

Well, Past Hank. You don't even know the half of it.

[antiquecans69]

I had to pause halfway through because I've been up all night and this... just.. its too much.

[tipomartins]

Humpy hank is the best

[TheSophistory]

This was one of the first vlogbrothers videos I ever saw.

Surprised I'm still here to be honest.

[Glaucidae]

I think that the firefly poster in the background kinda makes up for the vulgarity.

(thumbs up, firefly fans)

[raiduk]

Hum 1:42 is VERY explicit x)

[ThornWitch]

Oh My God. I literally could not breathe I was silent-laughing so much at the Humping Hank.

[RandomnessSHQ]

That took balls. You deserve a sucker.

[rawrjessitree]

I AM LITERALLY ROFL-ING...my sides hurt

[NinjaWieldingLimes]

I love how this was posted on Canada Day.

[RutilusVolpes]

Oh no, 2:10 hank humped my campus's statue. Its never going to look the same.

[woot450]

IT MAKES ME FEEL SO SPECIAL THAT I RECOGNIZE ALL THOSE PLACES! YAY MISSOULA!

[loveisourweapon95]

This? This is why everyone says YOU'RE the hot cousin, Hank.

[ChristinaSuper91]

I watch this when I feel sad, And it makes it all better.

[Hanklerfishies]

Hank has a great ass. :)

[Velanii]

I've watched this video multiple times and I am just now noticing GLaDOS on the bookshelf.

[KillingMilk]

This makes me beyond happy :)

[ganiisness]

I can't help but feeling slightly awkward while watching this...

[SeaToSky1980]

Inanimate objects are the only thing this guy will EVER hump.

[rainabraina]

@SeaToSky1980 He's married.  He mentions his wife at the end.

[dayelleshmayelle]

I can't imagine Hank doing this without music.

[noirtierdevillefort]

Your wonderful posters.

[gabacnaib]

1:02, You're welcome!

[verboselie]

This might very well be in the top two best videos ever made for youtube! haha! I laughed so hard that I cried! lol

[TheDancinflamingo]

i cried.

[rainabraina]

This was the first video my friend saw.....I have always felt I could have given her a better introduction to Nerdfighteria :)

[TheLovelyMonibot]

this was the most awkward thing ive ever watched....

[nakedpermanentlyneat]

I live in Missoula and I love seeing Hank hump my ENTIRE TOWN.

[Bosoxgalaxy]

I am an important Wall Street executive. *watches video* Holy sh*t this guy is awesome!

[TheOnlyOreilly]

Why doesn't he have kids yet?

[dannymcgowan2]

@TheOnlyOreilly Because he keeps humping the wrong things!

[PandaAnarchy]

@TheOnlyOreilly Becuase he is only humping Inanimate objects...

[testingmywings]

Hank, whenever I have a bad day, i come watch this video agian. It seems no matter how bad my day has been, this video makes me laugh. thanks.

[fallfromgrayce]

That's...that's Serenity. My respect for you just rose by about 1000000%.

That was promptly counteracted by the humping, but you know.

[PEEJ012]

if i were the Kathrine, this would make me really uncomfortable :p

[Adnorable88]

This video never ceases to put a smile on my face. :)

[LittlexLizzy]

Singing Shake-a-Booty along to the karaoke version.

/win

[ArgonianGal]

so, i watched the whole video... does that mean im a TRUE NerdFighter nao???

[gereatriczing]

congratulations hank....i can now longer invite you for christmas dinner :/

[bellea92]

this and the chin waxing have been my favorite punishments

[BenGriffithsReviews]

Shake-a-Booty is so catchy, even without lyrics.

[meddows12345]

I loved how hank was casually looking around while humping one of the animal statues and smiling like "hey guys, what's up? I'm just humping a statue, don't mind me"

[LexiTheShortOne]

A true nerdfighter not only will let Hank hump his car, but is also delighted to oblige.

[SuperSporian]

HAAAAAAANNNNNKKKKK! i SAT IIN ALLLLL OF THOSE SEATS BEFORE IN MISSOULA! EWWWWWW

[ajswanson91]

This video never fails to make me laugh XD Thank you, Hank, for always managing to put a smile on my face when I'm bored :)

That sounds weird lol

[twilighthp]

YAYA! I love seeing you hump Missoula!...that sounds weird. And I used to walk by that creepy manican every day, No matter how many times I was still startled and thought that it was real...

[makeupmayhem957]

Can I just say that Henry has the BEST. UNCLE. EVER?

Yeah, well, he does.

And I don't think I've laughed harder in my life.

[HighKingTurgon]

1:40 BUMP...and grind.

[jammzon]

i liked the humping music.

[mushmallow1000]

can you imagine

just walking past

and observing this video being made

'is that hank green humping a gumball machine?'

why yes, yes it is

[enzofranco1]

1:41 sick and nasty xD

[FLAMINGHOBO90]

was that glados on his shelf

[DandelionsinherHair]

zefrank reference!!! *goes to watch old ze videos*

[AwesomeFaceSniper]

"Hi, nice to meet you. Is it okay if I hump your car?"

"Yeah, go for it."

"Awesome."

I love nerdfighters. XD

[kittycats0511]

Thoughts from Katherine..."I Married a 5 year old"

[mohaskib]

Is there anything on the Internet I won't masturbate to

[Badboyz9472]

3:10 Toy Story IRL.

[tombkreeper3]

Did anyone else get turned on, or was it just me?

[IchigoSpaz]

Oh my gosh! I can never go and eat at the Depot again without seeing this in my mind! Aaaaaargh!

[ETWaterford]

your humping the town has made my day a little brighter :)

[otrebobz144]

John says "Hank, don't forget the poll in your pants."

And this is the video we get.

[Frelphegor]

TURTLEBOY!!

[vindicati0n]

zootown has never looked better.

[TwilightHostGirl2]

Haha! I would have loved to see all of those people's faces as they drove by. XD

[cnbendel]

who was holding the camera

[markisonlin3]

So many GIF oppertunities.... *drools*

[AbnormalGuardian]

My friend wanted to me to share some youtube videos with her cuz she can never find any good ones so I decided I would introduce her to the vlogbrothers. The first video I sent her, was this one ^___^

[Sebastianin2010]

LEGENDARY Humpy Hank

[okod146]

watch this, in approxiamately 9 months there will be a Hank Jr.

[ToZanarkandLover]

I like how Hank actually asks the nerdfighter for permission to hump his car. xD

[squishy300]

Guise, he's a married guy asdfasdf. I don't know why this fact makes this more amusing.

[Lightavion]

hmm...is there any way we can get the karaoke version of Shake a booty?

[sweetcharade518]

Humping should be the new planking.

[pantalonesycamisas]

@sweetcharade518 im actually doing one in my city

[sugarpeepsez]

I ...I .. that was the antipodal to eroticism. O.o Make no mistake, Mr. Green is a perfectly nice looking man, but I fear I may never be able to have sex again. I'm traumatized like a gumball machine.

[TheGirlKiba]

Looking back on this where Hank says "I think the fault in our stars is going to be a pretty big deal." and seeing what it's turned into I can't help but think "HANK CAN SEE THE FUTURE!!!"

[anotherlonelyheart1]

@TheGirlKiba agreed

[Ariananikita]

He looks so happy! :D

[alex8683010]

watching this back.........simply the funniest thing ever. mum asked if i was ok because i was laughing so hard

[whatsupkasiej]

Sometimes I forget that there is no background music in real life so now I'm just starting to realize how awkward it must've been to film. . . .XD

[gabrielwingue]

Hank humping the gumball machine then eating the gumball just reminds me of the show Code Monkeys, when Dave humps the soda machine for free stuff :)

[redfive327]

I find it amusing that the recommended next video is Super Bass XD

[ProbablyNotNormal]

I am oddly turn on right now - I am not sure if i like it ):

[trapjohnson]

That's what it is, he has the Enzyte Bob smile

[misssupreme]

Pure awesome!

[YoshiLebrax]

Humpy Hank has taken over!

[LadyLatias]

I'm surprised no one called the police on you. xD

[8truthaboutforever]

up next is super bass. i can see how they related that to this video..

[4lifeNerdfighter]

Part of the song was skipped. the part with "I can tell you want this life and i can tell you want it bad"

[TheSockemitloch]

Shake-a-booty has been stuck in my head since it came out... Do you mind if I use the Karaoke track in the background of this to make a ringtone? :)

[godessshannon]

made my day :D

[nmcclain1996]

I couldnt breathe i was laughing so hard XD

[Sofia20R]

He's having WAY too much fun

[LifeisMusicandLove]

I laughed so hard that I started to cry.

[ZanderTHV]

i want an instrumental of shake a booty! lol i love that song

[KadenKryptonite]

"Is it okay if I hump your car?" is something I never thought I'd hear someone ask.

[Tuvza]

My favorite thing about this video is how Hank is grinning like crazy all the way, it just makes it so much more hilarious!

[Skilltheway]

lol

[DeathByFluteConcerto]

YOUR FIREFLY POSTER. I must have it. Where did you get it?

[carleen4689]

I love humpy Hank xD

[fizeliz2010]

Best vlogbrother video ever. I had unsubscribed from 2 years of watching...but now I'm back. :D

[a3andp]

1:40 I LOLd so much

[DHill098]

Hank has too much experience

[mastermind3997]

You better call that fish back...