Sketchies - Jedi Noob

[username55ify]

So the dark side won.

[DisasterMaster991]

0:22 epic beard O.o

[TheEpicLinkFreeman]

Gimme RoboBacon, Since no one else said it yet, I took it upon myself to do so.

[deathknight545]

None I will be rogue

[Connoraldinho]

Lightsaber wounds don't bleed, the heat cauterizes the wound.

Just thought I'd nerd it up a little ;)

[DarthRushy]

@Connoraldinho It usually does, but in Episode IV, Obi-Wan cut someone's arm off and there was a lot of blood.

[gameyguy123]

Jedi Smith!

[adtr2ndsuck5]

the sith cause you get a free cookie

[gaspar19991]

Jimmy's a turd.

[llamacopter677]

i didnt know voldemort was a wizard AND a sith

[TheElliefd]

is that Voldemort

[dociachuli135]

noooooob!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Missunderstoodpurple]

HAHAHAHA NOOOOOOOOB!!!!!!!!!!!

[LegoFlimMakers]

lol



[matthewtondega]

Thumbs up for Daneboe's major editing skill!

[JogBird]

light sabers do not cause bleeding

[TheTinyman24]

its palpitine not voldemort!!!!

[2000tap]

0:16 is that Voldemort ?

[Iwantobefamous1]

thumbs up for danboes LIVE VIDEO !!!

[jaman98me]

jack black?????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!­!

[xXSamPlummerXx]

Jedi scum, lightsaaber to the knee.

Too much Skyrim references.

[HidanOz]

haha, he looks like the gynosaji

[Jakanddaxter1999]

i used to watch star wars, but then i took a light saber to the knee

[honeydew596]

I would be s Sith because THERE ARE NO JEDI IN EXISTANCE. + Its n00b not NOOB

[Palacinka13]

lightsaber to the knee? 

[SpencerRaySanders]

I'd be a Sith, get vengeance on all who have done me wrong. LOL.

[ngc934]

dad...YYYYYYYYY??????

[ipad6451]

if you are a jedi then you cant love anybody

[keyroxas13]

wtf is voldemort doing in star wars!?

[MegaAmerican2000]

@keyroxas13 voldamort doesnt have a nose

[qeliqali]

@keyroxas13 It's not Voldemort.

This one has a nose

[SonicXRulz4Eva]

@keyroxas13 Dude! This channel belongs to daneboe!

[Rudevald]

@keyroxas13  Taking overtime ?

[AinoraZ]

@keyroxas13 And how did voldemort get a nose?!?!

[anorith23]

@keyroxas13 finding his nose

[TehDbrez]

@keyroxas13 voldermort doenst have a nose

[AgentVamp]

@keyroxas13 idiot...

[webfryes]

Lightsabres cauterize the wound = no blood :(

[joona060]

Hey Daneboe!! jedi noob!!

[thedarcevader]

can you get nigahiga to be on the annoying orange as felaffle

[thedarcevader]

nigahiga or fred

[atkat46]

Gimme robobacon thumbs

[saberaxle]

you are the most awesomest dude ever for making that video

[bordom43]

Sith so I could own my friends-:D

[5041gerald]

jedi scumbag

[Brad8099]

ah hahahaha! so funny!

[ghost3260]

hey dane where can i find annoying orange tshirts online i want to buy one?

[MrTobyas12]

Arrow do the knee?Too mainstream!

[something24ify]

I love how the master just starts laughing at him....NOOB!!!!

[gogohiroandskull]

i dont know if jedi noob is funnier then ray gun

[MarioGuy2012]

AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

[randystown]

I'd be on the side of the sith. Force choke BIOTCH!

[TisMeBc]

whos the cancer patient

[Strankcore]

@TisMeBc im one :o

[irish3727]

I like the time machine ray gun better☺.

[MrFlamingpride]

I would be sith because bad guys always get the good stuff.

[TheDinoMachine]

Little do these people know that theres a lightsaber style called "Shien reverse grip".

[xannmax]

@TheDinoMachine ...Very interesting!

[MariusThePaladin]

@TheDinoMachine But this Jedi is a noob, he can only do the basic-traditional style :P

[munchlaxize]

this was very short but sort of funny and wierd

[Lasergurka]

Great editing + lame humor = decent clip?

[Danrano1]

What a noob!!!!!!!!!

[Matoustar]

EPIC!

[xXJGP04Xx]

Way too cheesy

[rabidspanial]

is bobjenz such a NOOB!?!?!?

[123mypower]

bobjenz or death

[TheNevFilms]

0:53

AGHHH! AGHHHHHHHH!

[biteapple1999]

Gimme RoboBacon Thumbs

[leisonjei]

I will be Sith why you ask?

Because I can shoot LIGHTNING!!!!

[Mine01cel]

I liked time machine ray guy wayyyyyy more funny, but this is good too.

[TheTardis34]

271 people are noobs

[62koalalover]

i would be a jedi cuz you can rearrange sith to spell shit

[GRIFFINOFNUKES]

i would be a...JEDI-SITH GRIFFIN!!!! :P

[mechdinosaur]

I used to be a Jedi, but then I took a light-saber to the knee.

[Pandasrawesome9000]

aaawwwww i feel bad for him cause even his master turned on em

[dbroncos090]

I used to be a Jedi, but then I took an arrow to the knee

[TheSkratcherEmpire]

Gimme RoboBacon Thumbs

[tex3121]

a sith because they aren't n00bs

[WestSideCubaner99]

I would be a Jedi. you know y??? just cause i could

[freakyscottdude]

Voldemort. Voldemort. Oh. Volde. Volde. Volde. Voldemort u ba bum bum bum bum

[chadunn13]

youre leg doesnt bleed from a lightsaber wound, the heat from the blade would seal off the wound

[kingofshadows100]

@chadunn13 if you would read the entire description you would know he knows that.

[chadunn13]

@kingofshadows100 i didnt bother reading the description, it just looked like a bunch of links. and he just said that because he realized he was wrong when he made this video. so did george lucas in the 4th episode in the cantina when they cut off the pig-faced guy's hand. in the original, there was blood, but in the newer remastered ones, they took it out

[OperativeDude]

I used to have a leg, then I took an arrow to the knee.

[kmmarshall3]

i would be a Jedi because they are the good guys and they are pretty cool

[tjfjosecarlos]

muito bommmmmmmm

[jedieasyer]

lol

[bigboomboxz132]

@webwebuseful

easy its called and annotation

[webwebuseful]

How does Daneboe make that link that you can click on the video???

[knightmare9001]

ouch 

[poor leg]

[OrdinaryContent]

Daneboe's the noob. The light saber would have burned the wound shut so he wouldnt bleed.

[safestar2chobots]

0:41 nooooooob lol



[hottiejohnny811]

HAHA

[thezaqxsw1]

hahahahaha



[TheKingVendetta]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOB!



[CACADOKY]

funny XD

[signdowny]

NOOOB

[ZakothX]

lol

[StickmanComicsWorld]

i'd be a sith because siths have lightsabers that are red...and i loooove red

[GeorgedIDK]

I'd be a Sith. Nothing beats sith lightning XD

[rdanders9466]

They should include links to this on the SWTOR website...

[awsomenorah]

i would be a jedi so i can deffend the galaxy yeah

[IlovemyJesus490]

Ok... um you do realize that's not going to bleed like that right? and if he were to hold the hilt straight up and down on his right side; the odds of it hitting him in the LEFT LEG are 0 in a million in less he swung the saber into his leg -_-

[SaeedOammar]

Why Does every Sketchie have BoBjenz loosing a part of his body ?

[AcedicBurn2000]

@SaeedOammar Except for Bare bears

[cockshooter123]

@SaeedOammar But not in 'Laser dysfunction and bare bears'

[BorisNaruto2]

@SaeedOammar It involves daneboe.

[darksilentshadow13]

sith because it looks like jedi are complete morons

[sdaerfofsteam2]

Jedi. Mom said not to play with electricity.

[1smkj3]

will they fix his leg like they did to lukes arm or is he just going to bleed yes or no

[xXxTonyJamesxXx]

A Sith Lord were here!!

[DarkCyclonic]

This is inaccurate, the lightsabre would have completely cauterized that wound. I know, I'm a geek.

[TLJCarlson]

thumbs for this coming out on my birthday.

[MRMCLUVING1]

XD

[konomrd13]

funny? anyone? no? ok...

[nin10dohmario]

id be sith they have better and cooler powers

[KiwiHardy]

it's not voldemort....he has a nose

[Evilmagiczombierobot]

I'd be a Sith and kill everyone!

[darkserpent4409]

sith because, oh you saw that noob right!

[CP5ACT]

VOLDEMORT

[MrJosemiguel2000]

the jedi looks like jack black

[gmeans98]

How did you get the strange idea for annoying orange?



[gmeans98]

Favorite



[gmeans98]

Why is voldemort a sith lord? MY LEG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!

[GeorgeHarold1]

I Think it's Darth Sidious, not Voldamort.

I also think the jidi is Luke, and the ghost is Obiwan

[michaellasker]

@GeorgeHarold1 Stop hatin. That's Voldemort. That's my friend Frank. And that's Kool Aid Man's mustache ghost.

[Algernonab]

@GeorgeHarold1 Someone needs to learn how to take a joke.

[Platitudinous9000]

If I had the Force, I'd be dead, just like every other human being in the universe.

[MrWWarne]

bob

[hollywoodchick79]

Jedi cause of NINJA BABY and CUDDLES!

[pmedicrich]

Jedi. Because I won't get chased around OVER 9,000 times.

[michael50632]

I want to be sith,so i don't need to wash ,y hair anymore

[TomTheEpicRobloxian]

NOOB!!!

[SuperAron54]

upside down lightsaber fail!!!!..............n0000000­B

[nintendogslab90]

Jedi so your're not ugly and can insult hem and don't allways have to come up with evil ideas.

[Sangra96]

I'd call him voldemort, but he has a nose

[TomTheEpicRobloxian]

266 people are Jedi Noobs

[rafols012]

Nooooooooob!

[jacker27423]

N000000B

[RoboGaltor]

It's not Voldemort. This one has a nose

[ToDaRescue9000]

@RoboGaltor Voldemort has a nose. Watch the first Harry Potter Movie.

[stefanuchiha06]

darth vader must of killed nyan cat xD

[needscreen]

I'd be a mix between sith and Jedi and go around shooting explosive nyan cats out of my hands a rule all dementions with pizza in them.

[RAGEDHORNETAIRSOFT1]

i would be sith so i could use lightning to cook bacon

[00zerocoke00]

Thats not Voldemort u guys, Voldemort doesnt have a nose xD

[Cw77721]

I thought the sith was very pale and bold Palpatine...

[Makookla]

Heh. My phone rang right when this happened. And it happens to be a chewbacca ringtone. O.O

[FireAnt527]

hold 6 :D

[joebradburnii]

press 4 & 3 repetedly!

[jonahmaki9080]

@joebradburnii 4+3= Go FUCK YOURSELF

[joebradburnii]

@jonahmaki9080 well thats not very nice... Hey dane, can you help me here? Vote up so he'll see.

[jonahmaki9080]

@joebradburnii You know what i meant! that's actually what he says! i wasn't saying that to you… AMAZING find though

[calebtaytay]

I'd be a sith, because they have more force abbilities.

[BulitTV]

This isn't even funny...

[Dumblego]

Gimme RoboBacon Thumbs

[barbo570]

Gimme RoboBacon Thumbs

[CrypTobY]

click 6 for action :P

[josejqk]

guys he is not Voldemort you can clearly see he has a nose

[LeeLaz2008]

sith... they haz LIGHTNING STRIKE and FORCE CHOKE and "DIE WITH YOUR MASTER" QUOTES!!!

[MostwantedLover1]

This actually happens in star wars battlefront 2 online

[ronaldazs1]

that's what happens when leprechauns hold light sabers

[WilcoDad]

i like them both.....

[TheSkylerTv]

HAHAHAHAHA!!! SKETCHIES IS AWESOME!!!

[SuperBilly54321]

jedi

[GameFreakForEvah]

shoud i subscribe?



[firen777]

spoon killer dont use light sabre as weapon.