Unstoppable Review (funny movie review)

[MrSiikwithasmile]

i thought Chris Pine was great in Smoking Aces.

[manningroad]

I think it's funny Schmoe #1 keeps calling him "Captain Kirk.""

[tselliott]

HAHAHAHA! Mother superior chastising us now?!

[M0VYGURU]

I wanna check this out for sure. All the reviews Iv seen on it have been positive so far. And it just looks like a fun flick. 5/5 awesome review as usual guys!

[underdog8892]

why does denzel love trains so much haha

[RullyisJRM]

I hope you guys review SKYLINE. Lmao. 

[schmoesknow]

@RullyisJRM It will be out later today

[JustTuningIn]

@RullyisJRM I heard skyline is shit!!!

[rhfyr91]

Will you guys review skyline?

[schmoesknow]

@rhfyr91 yup

[welshfilmbuff]

Don't forget Tony Scott's penchant for zooming in and out of things for no apparent reason. You see that technique being deployed in every action movie and cop TV show now, but I'm pretty sure it was Scott that started that.

[B15Shively]

took place in my hometown.. lol. its the most excited thing to ever hit PA, PA

[smarky23456]

i thought the first half of this movie was terrible. very dry and dull. once denzel and pine encounter the train and start chasing it backwards is when it started to get really good.

oh, and PRECISION IS EVERYTHING! hahaha

[lindflake]

The trailer for this movie is basically the whole movie!

[tetsujin29]

@schmoesknow finally saw the last air bender via download - "flying shitbox" is a compliment for this movie. Shayamanalan ruined this beloved series - I hoped he gets hit by a train.

[NeffiLoca]

i'm so glad it started off with the crazy train reference.

[schmoesknow]

@NeffiLoca Would you expect anything less?

[NeffiLoca]

@schmoesknow

it's why you're my favorites.

[ballsoutballistic]

Have you guys ever given a movie a full 5 schmoes?

[schmoesknow]

@ballsoutballistic Toy Story 3 and Inception and Die Hard

[sachaput]

Always fun when you two start going off. Looks like an okay film and I think it will do okay in the boxoffice, even up against Skyline (which looks like a one-weekend wonder).

[schmoesknow]

@sachaput Just saw Skyline, Unstoppable is INCEPTION compared to this pile of terds

[sachaput]

@schmoesknow LOL! Killer!!!

[VoteOnWalkthroughs]

Why did they change the movie to pennsylvania, the true story happened in ohio, around 2001 or something like that.

[schmoesknow]

@VoteOnWalkthroughs Good question, budget reasons?

[trainzrule5]

@VoteOnWalkthroughs Yep. It was a CSX Mixed Freight with SD40-2 #8888 leading 47 cars.

[Hiamty]

@VoteOnWalkthroughs They changed the setting becuase Pennsylvania because Staton in Pennsylvania is one of the Train capitols in the country, I think it was also because of the deadly curve to make it more suspenseful

[Ihavealife100]

Classic review : Moon.

[QueloGua401]

were you at the laugh factory? the guy on the right

[schmoesknow]

@QueloGua401 Yes he was

[mrebyers]

He's unstoppable! Haha. Poor Ellis.

Hilarious review, I'll probably watch this when it comes out on DVD.

[schmoesknow]

@mrebyers It will be a fun dvd watch for sure.

[mrhammer1777]

schmoes please dont see skyline, please, hey i love your reviews like everybody else and want as many as i can get but it is beyond awful and kristian save your money spend it on your wife

[schmoesknow]

@mrhammer1777 Well we appreciate the warning but to be honest, I am up for a shitty movie. It has been a while. BUT who knows, maybe I will be the one guy who likes it, you never know..(Ps my wife agrees with you)

[tvFanatic89]

What song were u singing in the beginning? its stuck in my head but it was a great way to open this review. lol

[QueloGua401]

@tvFanatic89 Ozzy Osbourne Crazy Train

[schmoesknow]

@tvFanatic89 Ozzy Osbourne-Crazy train

[JMBPR0DUCTI0N]

I just saw it, it was kind of corny but it was decent.

[schmoesknow]

@JMBPR0DUCTI0N Agreed

[SNAKEEYESSAM]

is it just me or does denzel reapet himself alot.

10 movies where he's a cop and now 2 train movies.

i'm geussing his next roles will be the voice of thomas the tank engine,driving the hogwarts express and polar express 2 coming this christmas.lol.

[evilassaultweapon]

@SNAKEEYESSAM He repeated himself a lot within the movie Unstoppable 'gag'.

[schmoesknow]

@SNAKEEYESSAM Ha, yes he seems to do a lot of the same roles but hey it is Denzel, he is always watchable.

[SNAKEEYESSAM]

chris pine was on chips in his mothers womb and his father was the cheif on there.

might see this one on cable.

[schmoesknow]

@SNAKEEYESSAM When you se it, let us know what you think

[DjHamHam411]

Just saw the movie! Truly I was just in the theater 30 min. ago. I thought it was a good film. It wasn't trying to be anything it wasn't and the chemistry between Pine and Washington was very good. I am glad I saw this than Skyline. :)

[schmoesknow]

@DjHamHam411 Exactly it is an enjoyable movie and you won't leave thiking that you wasted your money.

[MacNaismith]

How did you know I was watching Blues Clues?

[schmoesknow]

@MacNaismith Ellis is my spy, he is like George McFly in the tree.

[MacNaismith]

@schmoesknow Watching me undress?

[GoldenFlither15]

I was actually really interested in this one, and I still am. :) It looks great, especially thanks to the great casting. Thanks so much for the review, gentlemen. Funny as always.

[schmoesknow]

@GoldenFlither15 Thanks Golden, thanks for watching as always.

[McGoiter]

I think I'll stick to The Simpsons episode "Marge vs. the Monorail", this movie looks ridiculous.

[schmoesknow]

@McGoiter Ha, great Simpsons reference, the movie isn't ridiculous, it isn't terrific but it is entertaining for sure and only an hour and a half or so.

[BlazeTheMovieFan]

I really wanna see the movie. But I have a question.

If you have to choose between Due Date, Skyline and Unstoppable which one would you choose? I have to make that decision shortly.

[schmoesknow]

@BlazeTheMovieFan In this order (Kristian)

1. Unstoppable

2. Due Date

3. Havent seen Skyline yet but can tell you that NO ONE should pay for this.

[BlazeTheMovieFan]

@schmoesknow Thanks for answering my question.

[schmoesknow]

@BlazeTheMovieFan You are welcome

[evilassaultweapon]

@BlazeTheMovieFan If you like predictable movies and repetitive effects, unstoppable would be a great choice. If these things make you bash your head into a wall, best throw your money at one of the others. I haven't seen the other two, but if you like laughing at bad action movies, Skyline just might be good. If you like cutesie movies, Due Date might be good. If you can't remember how any other action movie went and need to refresh your memory, see Unstoppable.

[BlazeTheMovieFan]

@evilassaultweapon I won't see Skyline, at least not in theaters. BlackBusterCRITIC didn't just give me a reason why it sucked, he gave me the perfect reason.

As for Due Date, I'm more fan of action movies than comedy movies, so I probably won't see Due Date in theaters.

[schmoesknow]

@evilassaultweapon Well we didn't hate Unstoppable as much as you did but out of those three choices that Blaze wants to see, it is by the far the one on the list to be entertained by, agree?

[evilassaultweapon]

@schmoesknow Considering I haven't seen the other two, I cannot say for sure. Personally, I think I might have liked Skyline more, but not enough to call it a good movie. I don't think any of them would be good enough to spend the money to see in theaters. Perhaps I'm just saying this because I've come to expect that a movie do something that hasn't been done several times before and that a supposedly realistic movie based on a true story maintains some semblance of realism.

[evilassaultweapon]

@schmoesknow And what do I mean by realism? Well, there were several unrealistic scenes in the movie, but the most glaring insult to the audience's intelligence was in my opinion the purveyance of the idea that diesel fuel is explosive. As a matter of fact, it burns about as well as kerosene, which some people still use in home heaters.

[KiIlerCamera]

You guys are hilarious!

[schmoesknow]

@KiIlerCamera Thank you!

[geostillo78]

LMFAO!

@ :42 you can see where the fat kid cookie joke light comes on in Harloff's brain!

Damn Ellis hit got you good! You for sure owe him one for that!

[schmoesknow]

@geostillo78 Oh he will come up with something.

[nice315]

First comment!!!!