Game Fails: Modern Warfare 3 "Wait 3 seconds... then die"

[Marakalastic]

what he gets for being a douche and using that shit

[DOLESONTHEBOBS]

laaag

[Caso325]

mw3 stalker perk in a nutshell

[1000Killingspree]

@yankeescf04 and @yodudes567 i think we can all agree that pie is the best choice to solve this problem :)

[yankeescf04]

@1000Killingspree I would LOVE some pie right now. Preferably banana cream, or key lime.

[WordedDrake]

That happened to me once :/

R.I.P controller

[MrGrumat]

Stalker will getcha

[caboose2569]

very similar thing happened to me in HC RS TD i was in the hanger (campin like a bitch with some other guy) some guy ran in and tripped my BB ild already killed him but then my BB popped up nd my teamate ran right into. sure enough "friensly fire will not be tolerated" poped up over my dea body. ...... fuk teammates

[TsukayomiSniper]

Can't believe he forgot what happens when someone run pass with stalker. Should've waited

[Milindjagota]

stalker pro....

[CornishLeprachaun]

Stalker Pro ohhh, you are so amazing!

[B1ueFox9]

The guy he killed had stalker pro

[koal1ify]

Wth came out of the claymore the second it flew in the air?

[MrIamDisturbed]

That's what he gets for going to camp right there.

[6reatJ0ke]

Yay more complaining about MW3 woohoo, Yay internets!

[jwshadow98]

That's mw3 for ya

[avinotion]

i gotta say, the kid who sent it... is an idiot

[killer43685]

wtf =)

[Gary9311]

Stalker pro ftw

[MrAshton0417]

Is the real fail the fact the hit detection from the gun?

[nowak9510]

this is not a bug he have stalker pro...



[codsam25]

Stalker pro

[EnsiferuM2009]

still a better love story then twilight

[hardcor92]

I didn't know Wile E. Coyote played MW3

[IAmDimiara]

stalker pro

[needs999]

ive done that LOL

[roganperry]

epic fail guy, "Why didnt it expl--" KAFUCKENBOOOOOOOOOOOOOM "shit well erm.... LETS GO CAMP AGAIN!!!!!!! -nek minnit- :DDD

[NextGenAsh]

Karma's a Bitch XDDDDDD

[Paraguai123]

If that guy survived, this could be totally a Coyote X RoadRunner scene...

I mean c'mon, the trap "activated", the guy could escaped and the "Coyote" just went to see what happenned THEN BOOM, and he would look at the monitor with an angry face

[UltimaKeyMaster]

Yeah, Stalker Pro...nothing special.

[speeddude960]

instant carma

[RsChrisG]

@speeddude960 Karma*

[ThePit2811]

Stalker pro

[MrFatman911]

thats not a fail thats stalker pro

[haloetile]

idiot

[KamakaziPanda455]

Why is mw3 a fail..... just cuz u suck at it?

[3888Matt]

Everyone shut the fuck up about how "the fail is the game itself" i mean just shut up and watch some other game instead of sayin its shit

[0IIIIII]

NATURAL SELECTION

[grentis09]

Modern Warfare 3 shouldn't need Game Fails... the game is a fail itself.

[lilwrath8]

@grentis09 Guys i would have to say i agree with grentis here...for a game that sold more copies then anyother game in the past 5 years...and not win one award..i would say somethings wrong. But maybe thats just me

[taxiturtle]

@lilwrath8 Because the game itself was boring!

[AJUKking]

I hate when u throw those down and they have to take a fukin minute to prime or something

[seop65]

*insert dumbass mw3 joke*

if your gona insult it...try something orginal

[Barderoth]

@seop65 The last time Call of Duty was good was around the same time the first one came out.

Yeah, hi, Infinity Ward, I'm a customer and I'd like a fresh glass of something you didn't give me over and over since 2003.

There's a 2nd and 3rd game? I thought there was just 1, 1.5 and 1.75!

Meg? When did you turn into a video game?

Why can I use Auto-Aim and not an Aim-Bot?

These things are as predictable as porn.

It's the parody of a tragedy.

Any of these doing it for you?

[theelectricwalrus]

Oh. I thought that they were summarizing MW3.

[cryoshell17]

wow comment's on a MW3 clip that are directed at the clip! =D

[Someonece]

lame

[zerozhack]

lol threw a mine for the enemy but his own mine killed him

[TheCrunkful]

i didn't get rick rolled, today was a good day

[Born2DieAnAU]

Why would he do that... Lmao he just saw himself lay the bouncing betty right there xD

[Gargrantuan6191]

I would like to point out that this happened to me within the first week of the games release which was before I knew what the perk "stalker" did. I initially thought it was lag but I later found out stalker delayed explosives.

[Mrman1ist]

People rage evey time I read coments on here it either useless complaining or ragers :| kinda stupid even know it a game

[Mrman1ist]

Why do

[Mrman1ist]

Kia

[somemathproblem]

Alright, who messed with my Identify Friend-Foe chip?

[23paingel]

it's a perk not a fail

[Piratugaable]

Troll mine...DERP

[CommAnd3rX10]

Ya that's 2 of these in a row u guys put. Its not really a fail

[SyrJirk]

That's not a game fail. That's a player awareness fail. Stalker pro, lets you walk past traps with a few seconds delay instead of the normal detonation time to allow them to get away.

C'mon.

[mazder360]

@SyrJirk i'm pretty sure everyone is aware of that, the gamer awareness fail is what's funny about it

[GMdark11]

@SyrJirk alright Mr Perfect, GFTO!

[cryoshell17]

@SyrJirk That's the idea...

[SyrJirk]

@cryoshell17 What do you mean?

[cryoshell17]

@SyrJirk fails from games not necessarily glitches or the like

[SyrJirk]

@cryoshell17 Then it should be called something else. Since game fails implies the fact that its a fail based on the game. Which is one of the things that most annoys me with the title.

[0IIIIII]

@SyrJirk To allow the traps to get away, or to allow you/the player, to get away? Mind your bad grammar please.

[Barderoth]

@SyrJirk The fact that it's a feature in the game is a fail.

[SyrJirk]

@Barderoth Not really...if he lagged into it would be a 'game' fail

[Barderoth]

@SyrJirk That would be as well, but why put a feature wherein players are given advantages like that in a game about skill, precision, tactic and speed?

[SyrJirk]

@Barderoth Because its part of the game. That's like asking why they make turtle beaches.

[Barderoth]

@SyrJirk Habitat against unfair game feature? Really?

[SyrJirk]

@Barderoth What?

[Barderoth]

@SyrJirk Nerver mind...

The point was, I don't see why they should make a feature which unbalances the entire game. That makes no sense whatsoever.

[Jed1Master97]

@SyrJirk It was definately a fail.

[SyrJirk]

@Jed1Master97 A player fail.

[CryptonicNova]

And that my friends is why you use semtex.

[blackninja504]

Camper

[YttepWhettam]

@blackninja504 That's not camping lol he waited for the other guy to come into the room.

[beasty108]

cod fanboys would give this vid a dislike

[ShadowSnake753]

i still play call of duty cause i still get entertained by it... i don't get why people bash it just cause its remade all the time, just buy one or two and stick with them...

[MrM0nkeyman]

These vids only show what a short attention span MW3 gamers have

[Darkness1984]

its just cool at the moment to bash on cod and the internet kiddys love to bash,secretly they all play cod...why else woud it be so successfull?

[veryc0mm0nname]

@Darkness1984 it's human nature to copy what someone else is doing, so if people talk about getting CoD then other people will consider getting it and so on and so forth...

basically one person gets CoD, everyone get CoD

[themiltarydude]

Stalker pro FtW

[SinfireTitan]

Next time on Noobs With Landmines!

[sillconHD]

Not anything new just someone who doesn't know how stalker pro works

[TheFrenchCommander]

That is not a gamefail, it's a player fail. The enemy was using Stalker Pro which delay the Bouncing Betty.

[AppleiReviewer]

its called stalker pro, it only delays explosives and then guy walked up to it

[ninjawormProduction]

Lol did the thing glitch?

[Feverwolf4]

@ninjawormProduction Nah, the guy ran by it but he had a perk on to make it delay, so it went off a few seconds later and blew up.

[ninjawormProduction]

@Feverwolf4 Sounds a bit OP... Butt fuck it :D

[Bassie00001]

Happened to me.. Not so special.

[haxxoromg]

pro camper technique: lay down mine, go prone behind it with silenced rifle and probably with whatever the latest invisible-to-radar perk equipped

[MurdocLC]

Holy fuck what an idiot...

[clonecommando56]

@MaxONEFIVENINETWO still better then bf3

[OFFGUARDGAMING]

@clonecommando56 no, just no

[OFFGUARDGAMING]

@clonecommando56 not what i meant, i like MW3, but i like BF3 more, i agree if people dont like MW3 they shouldnt watch MW3 videos

[kirielvids]

@clonecommando56 if you have autism. 

[MrMisterfy]

The fail isn't Stalker Pro and the Bouncing Betty, it's the fact that some camper actually got up and moved around on this game! I mean, come on! How often does this happen! No wonder so many people camp...

[RDgameplay99]

Happens all the time 2 me

[12mysteryguitarfan]

everyone just shutup it don't matter what game you play as long as you pwn at it or just play it for trolling. go play mw3,battlefield or halo I don't matter which I didnt put them in order of best or anything it's just a random order. now I'm going to play a non-multiplayer game.Portal..

[MedicOnDutyVids]

Delayed fuses are bad news.

[cheechanchux]

70 people thought this was a shitty game, and it is

[xFrEeDoMMoNKeY]

Stalker pro....Gay video!

[UnNuclear]

What exactly is it that you all hate about this game? I love it

[Jordd478]

@UnNuclear Same here

[stormlife98]

ok all retards leave mw3 alone go play battlefag3 or gaylo or whatever

[MedicOnDutyVids]

@stormlife98 Okay, inanimate objects have sexuality now? Jeez... what did they do you?

[AlexxWhitetv]

@stormlife98 u mad bro?...is where you nawt happeh wuth das gay fale?...gehen Sie schrauben sich dumm roten Hals....btw..your stupidity hath entertained many a viewer n_n so keep on drinking your diet rootbeer and eating those man eggs...one day that beer gut and diploma drawn with crayon will get you somewhere in life...one day..not today...or tomorrow..but one day...*turns up the radio* dont stop, believin' , hold on to that feelinnn....

[stormlife98]

Everyone on youtube seems to be blind or at least retarded if you can't see that this is not mw3

[MaxPwnageIII]

@stormlife98 You're absolutely right. It's MW2.

This is just the DLC that everyone likes to call "MW3" for some reason.

[ismellafart]

@stormlife98 ಠ_ಠ Have you even PLAYED MW3?

[shokz45]

@stormlife98 Any who says this is mw2 is either blind or retarded. Why do we have retards on youtube?

[SupremeTank65]

The fail is the game.

[Cloakanddagger200]

@SupremeTank65 come up with that one all by yourself did you?????????

[Orrissan]

@Shadowdog92 Same can be said for any two competitors: Sonic and Mario, SWTOR and WoW, LoL and DOTA2. Take two similar games and make em both successful, and what do you get? Rageing fanboys on both sides.

[thanx4life]

@Orrissan It's Coke and Pepsi all over again.

And again.

And again.

And again.

[Krukkie]

@Orrissan You spelled 'raging' wrong.

[Unspokenking]

@Krukkie good catch, YOU WIN!

[Krukkie]

@Unspokenking YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

[EJsacasa]

mw3 does suck, however, this fail was pretty funny, so i dont know why so many dislikes

[DodgingAndWeaving]

That's more a player fail then game fail

[jonasdrejerjensen]

remember kids don't go back til a lit fuze

[redneckengland]

that has happened to me so many times

[DarkDragonAlpha]

so yeah, i asked my friend if he was playing anything he said call of duty, first reaction "oh great" and then he added the 2 to the end and then i was all like "sweet"

[swampninja187]

Stalker pro i thinl

[MaxONEFIVENINETWO]

Leave MW3 alone, I think it's the best MW2 DLC yet.

[yodudes567]

@MaxONEFIVENINETWO Haha.

[SamTheFisherMan100]

@MaxONEFIVENINETWO LOL

[ub3rb1ng0]

@MaxONEFIVENINETWO Yeah a lot of new weps and maps, and some gamemodes too...

[knives4cash]

@MaxONEFIVENINETWO Everyone knows that they're different games, dumb ass. MW2's multiplayer was directed by Michael Bay. Duuuuh.

[stormlife98]

@MaxONEFIVENINETWO you are a gay hater an should not be allowed to be on the internet and you suck mayor big penis you fucking gay

[MaxONEFIVENINETWO]

@stormlife98 Oh no, I am so offended.

[stormlife98]

@MaxONEFIVENINETWO hmm a troll go drop dead

[MaxONEFIVENINETWO]

no u

[stormlife98]

@MaxONEFIVENINETWO best comeback i have ever read retard,think before you answer

[MaxONEFIVENINETWO]

@stormlife98 No.

[link242003]

@stormlife98 maybe he needn't use brain power on a fan boy. you sure weren't using any.

[stormlife98]

@link242003 where i talking to you asshole?and really? Fanboy?

[link242003]

@stormlife98 No you were not and yes you are :D

[ODSTblindside]

@MaxONEFIVENINETWO According to stormlife98, you're not just sucking big penis...you're sucking the mayor's big penis...going for some political swaying there? :P

[guitargod1157]

@stormlife98 Nowhere, in any of your comments, have I found anything close to resembling normal human speech.

[dukich13]

@MaxONEFIVENINETWO old copypasta fag

[MaxONEFIVENINETWO]

@dukich13 I apologise.

[SyrJirk]

@MaxONEFIVENINETWO I didn't know DLC made games worse

[MaxONEFIVENINETWO]

@SyrJirk Touche.

[AirWaterLandBuffalo]

That first guy's death animation was inexplicably hilarious.

[LickableLemon7]

MW3 right here, in all its glory folks.

[adam14802]

THAT GUY HE KILLED MUST HAVE USED THE STALKER PRO PERK IT ALLOWS THE USER TO DELAY THE EXPLOSION OF CLAYMORES, BOUNCING BETTYS,AND FOR I.M.S EVERYTIME YOU HEAR IT JUST GO PRONE WHICH MEANS GO BELLY LAYING

[acomputer121]

@adam14802

Wow, just wow.

[adam14802]

@acomputer121 what did i miss something

[Zoopersable]

@adam14802 Escuse me, but did you accidentally leave your Caps-Lock on?

[adam14802]

@Zoopersable no I left it on why what happened

[Zoopersable]

@adam14802 You shouted a run-on sentence - I'm worried that you may hyperventilate and pass out...

Also, my "S" key is VERY close to my "X" key... ;)

[adam14802]

@Zoopersable actualy I dont care how I write my sentences I just type I dont add these thing that much ,( ) -# ! $ % ^ these are the things I dont add to my sentences

[EpicFailnesss]

Just an entry into the argument...

[EpicFailnesss]

You guys are all idiots, I mean really? Argue over a game... Ugh both games do not suck, they are both good in their own ways... If you guys would have any sense to think you would realize that your wasting your time... Plus I can't stop laughing XD

[justakid2288]

XxShadowOfAgesxX you cant say his argument isn´t valid.

Just because you are such a hater doesn´t mean his argument isn´t good.

I mean thats way its called a argument, its one´s personal opinion.

but in your little hater world you see your opinion as fact which is not right.

[dk7901]

Like a boss B)

[dukich13]

get pooped on.

[killatubby]

LOL stalker pro

[yankeescf04]

I really don't see why people hate on CoD so much. Are they hating because its popular? No one is forcing them to play it. Let people enjoy what they want and grow the fuck up.

[yodudes567]

@yankeescf04 Because it fucks up other games that try to compete with it by putting the same type of style cod does, trying to appeal to the mainstream gamers. It doesnt deserve the kind of attention it gets, its just the same bullcrap reapeted, no learning curve, and some people play it JUST FOR THE REWARDS AND XP. NOT FOR THE GAME AND FUN OF IT. Thats the real problem, when people DONT play games for fun but for reward and some kind of fake respect.

[exsodea]

@yodudes567 heh yeah i play cod for the fun i can have working with teammates and the others are mostly talking about thier k/d ratio

[Shamanalaful]

@yodudes567 yeah go tell that to all the people that are doing tournament and living by simply playing video game that its not the way they should play... youll get lol at... big time

yes game are meant to have fun, doesnt mean we CANT take it to the next level...

and for other game trying to be like CoD... its a shame... do something creative at least, dont try to copy a shitty game... I'd be more proud to make a game like Assassin Creed than a pale copy of CoD... but thats just me

[yankeescf04]

@yodudes567 Let people play it for the reasons they wanna play it. That shouldn't bother you.

[yodudes567]

@yankeescf04 Have you seen how many games used to be very good and now there shitty cod clones? To many games now turn mainstream to try and get the attention of all the 10 year olds playing cod. There is alot of other games that deserve the kind of attention that cod has, but gets very little. This game is MADE IN 1 FUCKING YEAR. Its all the same game, it does not deserve the amount of people that play the same game each year.

[yankeescf04]

@yodudes567 The games have a 2 year development cycle, not one. And I still don't see why it bothers you. Who cares what gets attention, who cares what people like to play. I don't see why this affects you personally. Play what games you think deserve to be played. Don't get all bent out of shape because people are playing a game you don't like. I love movies, I love watching and critiquing them. When someone watches and enjoys a movie that I don't think is very good, I don't freak out.