Troll Physics: Flying Machine

[onertodie]

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[WildEyesSinner]

Weird voice...

"yjellyground faaags"

Doesn't sound correct.

[FrutyLusciousApple]

What the

[828fa]

ah, I really want it to be real =\

[1iZZd]

23:00 NINJA TROLL!!!!!

[MrCoolguyHD]

i tried this sooo many times when i was a kid...

[Beutifyllik]

Subscribed ;D

[tunkitunki100]

U jelly ground fags?>

[TwoTailedTek]

Gravity just got trolled.

[mrswagsurffing]

@RJA10001 u mad Bro

[tobotic99]

@mrswagsurffing fuck you fuckin asshole i fuckin saw you with m,y motherfuckin girlfriend you fuckin bastard

[RJA10001]

it won't work cause your pushing down on the thing your trying to pull up on!

[T1mm0s]

@RJA10001 Dude. Seriously?

[SightBlade]

@RJA10001 Naaawwwww.

Just got trolled, son.

[KangarooSaysMeow]

@RJA10001 No. Duh. Of course it won't work. Is it even necessary to say that?

[Crazymecrazy12]

@RJA10001 Are you taking a vid called Troll Physics serious...?

[TheCrazySwdishBoy]

I tried but i only shit in my pants! Of Course i'm mad!

[Lorfmor]

laaawl

[Bulkasme]

Still cannot lift off? Just workout harder, you lazy bitch!!!

[vintlulu]

It would take me a week to list all the reasons this would not work...

[Dead1yProductions]

see,s very legit

[ikilledcreepers]

IT WORKED :D :D :D :D

[yognoob]

lol

[BFloverhateCOD]

Flying Machine.....

Step 1. put 1 million balloons on top of your house

that's it, you have your own flying machine now !!

Jelly water DroidFish !!!

[kevgmei]

@BFloverhateCOD That was already done in Up.

[SinPyro]

GMOD.

[mrthezeldageek1]

newton's 3rd law? never heard of it dude...

[tnevau]

@mrthezeldageek1 Quit trolling the trolls, you troll. trololol!

[KamRonChatmanKilla]

It... worked...

[ikilledcreepers]

@KamRonChatmanKilla IT DID

[MiningWithStix]

Of course. It all makes sense now.

[TheDeadlyGamer]

Wooooorks!!!

[DrThundercritic]

I know this song, this is MAC vs PC, right?

[123123halofan]

@DrThundercritic it is

[AIBliTz]

LOL

[RolloTheApollo]

Ground fags: Smuckers like a motherfucker.

[zenkalt]

Hmmm... Interesting....

[Roxervids]

Thanks! No need for plane tickets! This is awesome and thank you for saving me time and money.

[TheKillerDoom]

It worked!

Thank you!



[113256]

seems legit

[jacobfalth]

@113256 100 THUMPS UP!

[TheNonBeliever13]

I used to belive this would work as a child.

[joseaca]

but... how do i fap in midair?

[TheGLaDOSvideoCore]

what is a chair

[JMJam59]

@Gielinorian Fail.

[sdlittleboss]

@Gielinorian he said work out till u can lift ur own weight and the weight of the chair

[longshot1120]

seems legit

[appleman1324]

clearly, this is fake, you must fap and redistribute your fapping arm for your strength to lift your chair.

...:forever alone:...

[ukastrati]

tat is nevr going to work

[IdontKnowWh0iam]

@ukastrati NO ??? WONT IT WORK ? No shit sherlock

[lolwut1337n355]

@ukastrati It does.

[Reda95W]

Watch out guys. We got a badass over here.

[SamyDu45]

Yep YouTube. Music made by Machine.

[kylian272]

u jelly groundfags?

[FelixErikson]

I have tried this like 5 times now but it still won't work. Am I doing something wrong? Because I also want to fly. Please help!

[StarKyLP]

@FelixErikson You need more strength, then it should work _(._.)_

[FelixErikson]

@StarKyLP I shall continue my working then!

[kgsolaman5000]

These are supposed to have some plausability. Like having a magnet above the chair or something.

[movinfoward]

more like "problem gravity?"

[DreamerFighting]

Jelly Ground Fags?

[Kubi718]

Music by Machine?

You need to tell YouTube about the false claim.

[kyleduderings]

I had high hopes for this

[planet1000]

no, just upset

[Vuvenz]

I don't see how this is troll physics, it worked perfectly fine for me

[nakateconroy]

@Vuvenz then are a clear troll :O

[pnspi]

I tried this and i flew up and lets just say that im wrighting this in space...

[RenjiAbariZK13]

@pnspi Writing*

[xtru1990]

u jelly ground fangs !!

[HarryBillyBobGeorge]

my sister actually tried this once.

[xSkary0n]

THE WORLD MUST KNOW ABOUT THIS OOO:

[nosideup21]

Downvote.

[ShiningXwolf]

Physics honestly should let us lift our own legs up and fly. It always blows my mind when I think about how possible it really is. The thing is though, Gravity is basically a wall that stops you from tripping, and when it's not there, you basically trip. Confusing, but true.

[eirons66]

I tried this and it worked :3

[ThisWorldIsTodayOver]

worked for me.

[hanbury9Mincraft]

You Jelly GroundFags?

[JuhisXDDDDDD]

WORKS

[pitaten8838]

Better teach this to my science teacher!

[TheHEARTSofLIGHT]

Lolwut?

[MurderOfAKiller]

U jelly, groundfags?

[break7stuff]

and you lost 3 days of your life doing this shit, PROBLEM?

[TheInevitableHulk]

wut if my chair already has handles?

[ewed2]

@TheInevitableHulk then your fucked

[forgottenmaz]

fuuuuu

[akolaHD]

3D ?, Troll maximum

[THEkillerpoker24]

haaaaaaaack

[Mattmanj42]

problem walking fags?

[ZeQuello]

what program did he use to make this? flash?

[ROLNIKxPL]

lol when i was a kid i actually thought it would work

[DavidGuettaVIDlyrics]

@ROLNIKxPL but it works , right ?

[hideyahkids]

@ROLNIKxPL me 2 xD

[CloudDecim]

@ROLNIKxPL You mean, right now?

[killdog67]

@ROLNIKxPL omg im a kid and i dont LOL

[TheFire259]

@ROLNIKxPL you have to get the chair moving then yuo will fly it works for me

[thedeviantguy]

@ROLNIKxPL me too.

[wagz781]

@ROLNIKxPL what, you mean it didn't work for you?

[MrTheCandyMan23]

@ROLNIKxPL It doesn't?! :(

[yxxccvvbbnnm]

everybody have try this at home and it didn't work you have to train your arms first :P

[ShadowWolfSupreme]

the flying machine already exists. ITS CALLED A PLANE!!!

[gorgolyt]

@ShadowWolfSupreme this uses less fuel

[lumberj23]

Best part is then the troll smiles about the groundfag while flying flily.

[maxboyssx]

why you dont just weld handle on yourself

[Some1NamedMe]

@maxboyssx Are you serious? Think about that for a moment, you cannot lift yourself, but you can life a chair.

[KedViper]

That's what I used to wonder about when I was a kid.

[dragonwarriorr62]

Tell me tha musicz!

[XXTheCaitlinAlexisXX]

The first time I watched this video, I couldn't pause or press play. And a buffering thing was stuck in the video. A troll within in a troll.

TROLLCEPTION.

[GeEkOuTgAmErS]

@XXTheCaitlinAlexisXX that joke wasn't made 2 years ago.

[angelicbaby92]

@XXTheCaitlinAlexisXX HOW HORRIBLE!!! Trollception?! What has the world come to these days??!! What has the internet succumb to. . .?

[777TheJoe]

I just jump on the air molecules to fly.

[superIsac1]

Another way to fly.

Step 1. Lift up a friend in the air.

Step 2. Let you friend lift you up.

Step 3. Repeat.

[123petar123]

@superIsac1 But what if I ain't got no friends? *foreveralone.jpg*

[7161original]

iam testing...its works!

[stickmakerman]

this is something i want to do

[Blackshado999]

Troll Physics... The anti troll device This device cant be made, you jelly non troll fags?

[noobninja44]

seems legit...

[Engiebee]

I love your videos man :-3

[devonhasan1]

u jelly groundfags? xd

[mattmun12]

Oh my god i cracked up, this is so fucking good.

[CloudDecim]

Acquire Minecraft, moonrock wall, and portalgun.

Mod Minecraft with portalgun mod.

Acquire redstone torch in Minecraft.

Shoot blue portal in Minecraft, shoot orange in real life.

Go thru portal.

Grab redstone torch.

Go back to real life.

Infinite power!

Problem, power plants?

[NFMandNFSfan]

@CloudDecim LOL

[ImCompletelyEpic]

@CloudDecim You made my day.

[Bonnie1020Production]

@CloudDecim i would skip the last 2 parts to live in minecraft...

[sackrolled2311]

@CloudDecim if that did happen minecraft in real life FTW!!!!!

[poohhardy11]

@CloudDecim no thank you

[SeeDMT]

This is obviously fake, How are you going to control it?

[CloudDecim]

@SeeDMT tilt your body and the chair to the side and fly that way

[MrClaytable]

@SeeDMT really bad troll

[SeeDMT]

@MrClaytable That wasn't trolling.

[MrClaytable]

@SeeDMT Then you're an fucking idiot.

[MrClaytable]

@MrClaytable *a

[InGameLooking]

@xXRainbowsKillXx Because, you need a flying chair to fly. (Forever alone)

[RoJoCoProductions]

after lifting the chair what will i do when i get tired

[MrBlizzetta]

@xXRainbowsKillXx:

That would hurt, just stich some handle onto your pants.

[linkey1010]

This is what I thought when I was eight..

[phobos001]

But, wouldn't your weight increase from your growing mass of muscles, thus sending you into an infinite loop?

:o

[pokedudewithglasses]

@phobos001 Mass does not necessarily mean weight. Fat weighs more than muscle, I think. If not, don't judge me. I never was good at physics.

[10xboxdude]

53 people tryed to do this

[Mr4251]

@10xboxdude its 54, dumbass

[howlettman]

INGENIOUS, this changes EVERYTHING.

[esgnrjnjgu]

I tried this when I was a kid

[payapesic]

Note to self:

-Trolls dont't remember 3rd newton's law

[MadHornetSeries]

@payapesic Exactly, becuase in the world of troll physics, that law does not exist! :D

[TheSn0kzProductionz]

WORKS!!FUKING WORKS!!!!!!! :3 omg :D :V

[magohipnosis]

OMG !!! IT WORKED FOR ME!!!

[SIRDECOY]

prop surfing is ban worthy

[RaiZgr]

hahahahaha rogl...

[olddog5655]

HOW TO BUILD YOUR OWN FLYING MACHINE - TROLL STYLE

STEP 1: FIND A STURDY METAL CHAIR - LIKE A BOSS

STEP 2: WELD HANDLES TO SIDE OF CHAIR - LIKE A BOSS

STEP 3: WORK OUT - LIKE A BOSS

STEP 5: LIFT UP THE CHAIR AND U WILL FLY - LIKE YOUR MOM

[0mgwtfbbq21]

Seems legit

[CF1791ROLFMAO]

step1: throw a coin in a wishing well

step2: wish for death out load

step3: wish dosnt come true

step4: live forever

you jelly mortal fags *troll face*

[RobloWeird]

step one get a fishing rod

step two get a magnet and tie one to the end of the fishing rod

step three buy a helmet with a magnet on top

step four hold the end of the fishing rod to the top f your helmet

ENJOY

[KaptenN]

Make the nuclear power one.

[mariomaster87]

How to get a flying machine if your fat

1. Get a huge flat square steel

2. Get a giant magnet

3. Stand on the steel

4. Hold the magnet over the steel as you sale off.

[bobthespam]

you lost me at work out

[Bluyoshi8z]

How come my own weight doesn't pummel me through the ground..Oh yeah, Troll Physics!

[SuperSacktendoSystem]

:trollface:



[EpicNaziZombieOwnage]

or just press ~ and type noclip

[FurryFox97]

@EpicNaziZombieOwnage What?

[mistermaster7492]

@FurryFox97 Source games like TF2, L4D2, Portal

[valiCZ]

@EpicNaziZombieOwnage you must type sv_cheats 1 and THEN noclip!

[TheMrMoustashe]

@EpicNaziZombieOwnage True but first type sv_cheats 1

[Afraid0fGhosts]

Lol *facepalm*

[killer166111]

Goddamn jelly ground fags.

[juuuuuuuuuuify]

epic

[MrBaconstrip101]

thumbs up if u tryed this and said FUUUUUUUUUUUU

[waytopolyglot]

I am not jellly and I'm a groundfag.

[8Lolfaceman8]

WHAT

WHAT



[TheJakeandBrosShow]

mine just flew and droped next to the pedo bear so I jumped off and killed the pedobear by landing safely on him

[kitchendude187]

WORKS!

[tyjuji]

Reminds me of a Garry's Mod exploit :D

[HeYo574]

:f7u12:

[computercamcorder]

and im a pc...

[Mariobro123587]

you just got another subscriber

[wampXs]

* :f7u12: