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  • i would like to apologise to youtube. in the past, i have been judgemental. but, in all honesty, youtube has created such a huge communicative device(good and bad), and it has given so much information. i will not take lightly the amount of information that has to be had through youtube. it's awesome.

    i still don't believe in cencorship. but, i understand.

  • Youtube exists to make money---that guy doesn't know his ass from his elbow.

  • Try Asian women **busizz4me.info**

  • Well Penn we all have to make money some how. I wouldn't think any think less of you doing this. we all have our projects and assignments in life we need to get done. More the power to you. Its always good to see a big entertainer like you on YouTube. Shows you really like what your doing. Love all your shows you have done in the past.

  • welsome?

  • I feel bad for Robbie, dealing with all this... acting as Penns filter as it were...and to think Penn tossed him under the bus by explaining how it works. Who will now act as Robbies filter? where does it all end? This just brings to mind the old saying "kill the messanger"

  • can't go there if It doesn't exsist

  • I love Penn Jillette's point of view, but why do i get the feeling if this was somebody else he himself would be labeling this channel... BULLSHIT! ??

  • Hey Robbie - how goes it?

    "...some type of argument..."

    I guess not many of these will make it through then, eh?

  • i do

  • Control freak shill trying to tell YouTube users who can watch his shit and how they are allowed to react. Fat fucking moron will just never get it.

  • is he jewish?

  • wwewewewe

  • you mean I don't have to watch stuff I don't like? What a concept.

  • why wouldn't you want to hear Penn? he seems like a really cool guy!

  • The man has opinions, so why can't he express them? At least it's not like oprah on youtube, all she is using her channel for is ad space for her show, Penn is actually talking about real issues. If you don't like what he says, like he said, don't watch. But i happen to think he is an intelligent guy and am interested in what he has to say. And to all that don't like that, fuck off.

  • I like honest people! :D

  • Phony shill comments are an integral part of "Penn Jillette: YouTube Bullshit" -- & that hip TV Guide style blurb in the description! Bland, boring, terminally unhip. Failed game show host getting desperate. Imagine him pitching this mess to the suits and thinking he's all "innovative."

    >>> "Self-indulgent phony fascist tool. Pretending not to be a slick multimillionaire showbiz pro with his fake shaky camera effect and deliberately crappy lighting & least flattering angle.  Pathetic."

  • LOL

    > "Fat asshole collecting an audience & working hard to influence public opinion. Told people not to vote in the 2008 election. Lower voter turnout always benefits Republicans. Says Al Gore is a lying sack of shit. Says geneitically modified food is great. Says secondhand smoke is fine. Says environmentalists are frauds. Says 911 truth seekers should be pushed down a flight of stairs. Shills for the right wing "think tank" Cato Institute. Of course he is going to be watched and debunked."

  • Don't forget Exxon/Mobile. He also spreads butt cheeks for them. Total jerk off who ruined an entire episode of Babylon 5.

  • LMAO

    >"This lying sack of shit's attempt @ "personal video" w/ calculated professional tricks intended to make us think he's just an averge guy with a camera is pathetic. Penn Jillette is a multimillionare, paid by billionaires to spread disinformation favorable to his masters: ExxonMobil, Monsanto, Philip Morris, JP Morgan Chase, the Bush regime, etc. - all funders of the Cato Institute, the corporate/regime propaganda mill Penn & Teller joined before getting their Vegas & TV contracts."

  • Rush Limbaugh with bigger man boobies.

  • Rush Limbaugh with Clairol hair.

  • Fat asshole collecting an audience and working hard to influence public opinion. Told people not to vote in the 2008 election. Lower voter turnout always benefits Republicans. Says Al Gore is a lying sack of shit. Says geneitically modified food is great. Says secondhand smoke is fine. Says environmentalists are frauds. Says 911 truth seekers should be pushed down a flight of stairs. Shills for the right wing "think tank" Cato Institute. Of course he is going to be watched and debunked.

  • There's a smudge on the lens.

    And for those who are simply hating. He really isn't reading from a cue card, though he might have a cue card for the comment he's making an opinion on. Not everything is written down.

  • whats up robbie

  • Oh look. It's "that" guy.

  • Self-indulgent phony fascist tool. Pretending not to be a slick multimillionaire showbiz pro with his fake shaky camera effect and deliberately crappy lighting and least flattering angle. Pathetic.

  • This lying sack of shit's attempt at "personal video" with calculated professional tricks intended to make us think he's just an averge guy with a camera is pathetic. Penn Jillette is a multimillionare, paid by billionaires to spread disinformation favorable to his masters: ExxonMobil, Monsanto, Philip Morris, JP Morgan Chase, the Bush regime, etc. -- all funders of the Cato Institute, the corporate/regime propaganda mill Penn & Teller joined before getting their Vegas & TV contracts.

  • Hey Robbie,

    could we get Penn a tripod? love the channel and his commentary, but the camera movement is a bit much :) thanks

  • stop motherfucking saying hey robbie i bet he never even seen ur comment u phony

  • Penn shows his lack of higher education by refusing to acknowledge opposing views that match the extreme tone of his neocon-friendly diatribes, such as calling Al Gore a "lying sack of shit who's wrong about everything." His invitation not to watch his videos if they offend again shows a lack of education. Penn Jillette for better or worse has become an influential voice in the public discussion. His utter megacorporation propaganda bullshit needs debunking on a regular basis.

  • (hi Robby)

    So, if I get this right, you don't want to read these 'raw' because you'll be talking to them when you're on camera, and you may get carried away and start bashing the camera against the table....

    TAKE THAT AND THAT AND THAT!!!!

    no.....

    please laugh more.

    (you too, Robby)

  • Come on, doesn't everyone know by now that this IS Penn's fun? He'll shred every lame idea in existence and shoot you with the confetti for laughs. Great show though! Don't know if I've seen a Penn and/or Teller oriented show that I haven't like yet.

  • Penn Jillette: where solecism and solipsism collide. Fuckin' idiot.

  • WORKING FOR DA MAN!! Some people don't understand the fact, we all for the the MAN! Penn keep it real.

  • penn....robbie....c'mere, gimmie a hug...you guys rock, keep it up

  • A bit too frank, methinks. XD

  • Epic.

    Come down you indiefucktards. He's trolling. And so far winning.

  • Great points. What does Penn do for fun? Tennis maybe?

  • 5/5

  • I heard the mac mail "bong" notice :D

    i thoguht i had mail

  • "There must be somebody getting kicked in the nuts..." Hahaha Penn nails it again.

  • WOW, your totally incorrect. Cant speak for him, but unlike you, I have watched a lot more of Penns Youtubes, interviews on TV and his Bullshit show. I have never see/heard him support McCain/Bush or the Republican Party. I have heard him say the opposite and I know he is a Libertarian. Next time try making sure you actually know what you are talking about before you post comment.

  • If I remember right he just dont want to be like every lefty douche out there talking bad about her.

  • NOBODY HAS TO SAY A THING ABOUT HER SHE SPEaks for herself.EveryTHING BUT THE TRUTH.IF YOU CAN'T SEE IT>UR JUST ANOTHER RIGHTwinger waiting to fall-or fly.depending on ur lie of the day.Last month because of all the lies from Bush and McCain and now Palin we are no longer Republicans!They are so out of control they desrve to go to helll...Rove can show them the way!

  • Gee whiz and gosh darn it Steve.Are you trying to impress everyone with ur idiocy or I.Q.?If it's ur I.Q.Gee ur dumb.And by the ways=)They still have ya staring at ur right or left-sad yoooz brainwashed Stevey!

  • I'd like it if you were capable of providing some actual proof. All you've got now are statements, try to come up with something more convincing.

  • he's a libertarian, douche bag

  • No, it doesn't, because you said "anti-conspiracy theorist."

  • What was the link to that cat video again?

  • Penn, I just wanted to say that I really appreciate you. I may not always agree with everything you say, but what I have really come to admire is your honesty. I find your well thought out arguments and statements refreshing and stimulating. Keep up the great work!

  • Penn you are the man...i am grateful to you for being the voice for all of us that fell the same way you do. Your videos and show and colums have inspired me! Thanks for everything. Your The Man!

  • thats right penn dontcare about those pea brain they are jelous of your sucess.

    WE LOVE YOU!!!!!!!

  • Sup Robbie/y

  • No motion beds?

    So you can be fucking someone with out waking up your partner.

    Epic.

    Best Wishes.

  • HA! get punch line 5*

    So is this You(except for Penn)Tube??

  • go to Vegas!  See the show! It was great and after they stand around and pose for pictures with anyone who wants to.

  • I don't get showtime. I'm glad you're here on youtube.  Keep putting out the vids. They're great!

  • Hi Robby! :)

  • Hi guy! Thank you for all your entertainment all the years. I have actually seen all of your Showtime episodes and I enjoyed all of them very much. I even uploaded your Showtime episode on Patriosm to my myspace (no lawyers msged me yet heh). Also have to thank you for that book you wrote about Cheating at Poker! My Delivery Driver manager showed me it and I gave up poker for good :) Lost thousands over the last few years :(

  • Anyway I'm also starting theater and making videos and I'm loving every second of it...

    I just made my first youtube video spent 30 hours on it...

    Sang the "ya got trouble" song... I'd be lying if I said I wasn't aiming for exposure...

    I'm writing my own 5-8 min script right now hopefully the vid will be done in a few weeks...

    I promise it'll be hillarious Keep an eye on my channel something tells me you'll like it...

    Anyway keep up the good work don't let dumbass naysayers get to ya.

  • Yea, uh, pretty, uh, much uh, boring and uh, not even uh entertainment, uh.....yawn.

  • Cool. MORE VIDEOS! Can you get Teller to SAY something? ;)

  • What a fraud.

  • Like the handle.  ..oh, and I agree.

  • What was the point of this video? He just stated the obvious.

  • His obviousness was in response to people not knowing the obvious.

    Some people clearly needed to hear it.

  • I guess youre right. :D

    I just found it stange since I was so VERY obvious. But like you said, maybe some people need others to be overly clear.

  • you go penn. even if i dont agree with you all the time, i love what you're saying and the way you say it.

  • incredibly boring self involved bullshit

  • is penn and teller bullshit still on it used to be on hbo but i havent seen it in awhile

  • Yea, this season was pretty short though.

  • Hi Robbie! ~waves~

  • Hi Penn how's it going? I wish I had time when in Vegas last week to see your show. I don't know much about your total set of beliefs, but your "Bullshit PETA" video was right on the mark, and was a good cogent attack on those PETA nazis. Don't mind the haters--they get on everything and everybody. All they do most of the time is throw silly ad hominem attacks at people.

  • Completely unrelated to this video, but I can't think of another place to ask, as there's no publicly available email to my knowledge, excluding the P&T website's webmaster.

    I'm curious as to Mr. Jillette's opinion on the much-talked about bailout plan. Even a simple text reply on that, provided someone up there notices this, would be loverly. Not getting my hopes up though.

  • hi u should put the annotation link in the aspect bars.

    less distraction FTW!

  • The video is uploaded in 16x9 - as in - the video is not letterboxed, there is no way to put annotations there.

    The letterbox is generated by YouTube *after* the upload.

  • Well, this all knowing deity has actually told the truth. "I'm working for the man." Fuck you. This prick and his side kick are as phony in their convictions as they are with their illusions. He was spewing his lies, and getting paid to do so like a fucking monkey. You can now see the cowardice comming from within. "Bullshit 9-11". What a joke. I like u-tube. It gives me ass-holes like this to hate.

  • CRAP now we have shillsof the media talking heads invading the peoples space go back to tv land where the lies are and let the people do what we do best comunicate freely ,not buy your tickets ,not go to your shows go pedel your waers elsware you clown of a man hiding behind your paper life and fellow corporations!!!!

  • You sir, ejaculate on men.

  • You mean people actually care about anything this guy says? Wow. Guess people really do have a lot of unused time on their hands.

    Where's the mute sidekick?

  • LOL who has more time on their hands than people who comment on videos they don't like talking about how other people have too much time on their hands

  • GET SHOWTIME:ON DEmand TO Put the first few season of penn and teller

  • I don't always agree with your views, but you always make me think. Thanx for the great work.

  • 911 was an inside job. Throw me down the stairs for saying that you tusked swine? You are a gatekeeper for the big media.

  • Ha... ha ha ha.... HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA~~~~~~!!!

  • Great to see you on YouTube Penn. How 'bout giving us your views on the Wall Street BAAL out plan. You can probably guess where I stand on the issue. :D

  • I am really surprised Sony would want to take credit for the nostril camera angle. Sony didn't release, "The Blair Witch Project," did they?

  • And I'm jealous as hell! LoL

  • Penn talks about working on the TV show, the Vegas act, and writing columns to support his family and that's great, but I'm not sure "support" is the right word. If most people had what he makes in a single year, they could retire for good. All I mean is that I'm not sure that accumulating great wealth is the same as supporting your family. To take it to extreme, Bill Gates passed "supporting his family" many billions of dollars ago. You reach a point where it's just piling up money.

  • Penn Jillette you are an awesome guy, haha

  • damnit Pen! how can you be so lovable at one moment - and so despisable at another. But that's it - you work for the man. I give you credit for exorcising your right to speech - even more so putting it to action. Hopefully viewers can be more conscious that what you do is an act though...i suppose that's hard when you are so good at asserting an opinion. Anyways - good health to ya. ~Dee

  • Hi Robbie !

  • Satan stole my left shoe! That B@stard!

  • Satan rejected my soul.

  • Those who think "THIS" (Youtube) is a place for only one specific type of person is really clueless as to how the concept of entertainment works or even how the internet works. The point of things such as the internet and any video website where the general population can upload is to give everyone the opportunity to have a voice - be it Joe Smith who uploads at the apple store and is hopeless or even Bill Gates or Emperor Bush.

  • The problem is that mainstream commercial bollocks has an unfair advantage: It already has itself plugged directly into the collective subconscious. Now it is infecting YouTube, and bringing its corporate bullshit with it.

  • I agree with SiMoFkr I am hardly hated as well.There is a lot to hate me for.But all of these big shot celebrities are taking the hate away from us little guys.I am fucking sick and tired of it. Next time someone sees me they could at least flip me the bird, tell me to blow it out my ass , or at least the old standard "fuck you". I'm sure the grammatical and spelling errors I have left behind will have someone hating my guts. BTW it's true if you don't like something on youtube don't look at it.

  • penn=the shit.

  • without the bull part.

  • yea a fat piece of shit

  • I wonder if they used COMBUSTION for that opening slate that said CRACKLE.

  • It took over five minutes for him to say 3 seconds of information: I don't read the hate mail. The same goes for his other videos. He states a premise and instead of giving more information or details, he restates and restates and restates and restates the premise until the video is done. Good premises, no depth. Also lose the Land of the Giants camera angle and stop tugging at your beard. If the beard bothers you that much shave it off and save the viewers from having to stare up at it.

  • Robbie,

    Penn's awesome, but a big ugly mofo.

  • Hate mail is the best. Back in my prime my inbox was full of them...now I'm lucky to hear "fuck you"

  • You're honest, like that.

  • Penn, you suck. Haha.

  • I can't believe that I missed this channel for so long. Long live Penn & Teller!

  • Hey Robbie,

    Many thanks for working hard on this, I know its not easy to keep up with all of the comments, emailing and so forth. Oh and thanks for helpin the lil guy :)

  • Great stuff, Penn. I don't always agree with you 100% (alot of the time I do though) and I like what you offer.

  • I just think its sad you hate God so much for he doesnt hate you..But you should be careful for God will not be mocked. But he does love you ...

  • How could he hate something he doesn't believe in? It's like saying you hate the Easter Bunny.

  • So he loves you unconditionally...but he'll fucking kill you!

  • In a rebuttal against the comment you got, sure this suppose to be the small man's opportunity, but that fact that bigger names are taking advantage of it isn't a hideous thing. It's a form of mingling that normally wouldn't have the chance to develop. Also, If the users of Youtube become become elitists, then we're no better than the kind of media outlets that we broke away from originally. If this site becomes segregated on those grounds, it will fail and something will pop up to replace it.

  • fuck those losers Penn! You are the man!

  • Penn is damned if he does or damned if he doesn't in this situation. It's like his show with Teller; it's Bull Shit... Putting money, stardom, or his ugly face aside he has the right to do whatever he wants on any form of media he likes. If you don't like it click one of the other 1,000,000 videos on YouTube.

  • dude....It dowsn't matter what all these people think,...for cryin out loud,....I'd give my left nut to have your job Sean.You get to come and go whenever you want,meet crazy holly wood celebs and get to have a nice lifestyle! Fuck those jealous punks!

    I say don't worry about what those people think and let someone in PR handle this bullshit...cuz thats what it is...bullshit.

  • Selling out? Naw. Selling out doesn't mean doing more of what you do for more money. Selling out means someone gets hurt. Not happening here! And making more money makes it possible for you (and Dylan, et al) to keep on creating. (BTW, I think the phrase you wanted was "preaching to the choir.")

    --Mike

  • If "selling out" is making more money a year then you will in your lifetime, shit... where's the line?

    Seriously, EVERYBODY will take the chance to make more money. He sits down and talks, and gets paid in infinite amounts of hookers and blow. That's not selling out, that's an awesome lifestyle.

  • A fun little theory to look up really quick talking about youtube and the lovely comments here...check out John Gabriel's Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory. I'd dare to say the internet is one of the truest examples of a free market of ideas. Which means you get to see just how stupid (or choose whatever word makes you most comfortable here) or crazy or smart or brilliant people can be.

  • Why does he call it mail, its video comments.

  • I'm glad that you're on YouTube Penn. I followed your videos on crackle, then bebo, and finally on here. Even though I don't always agree with what you say, I always do respect your opinion, and love to watch your videos. They make me think on a regular basis. Anyway I like that you're here now, because that means all my online video subscriptions are in the one place now.

  • the amero is coming the is the reason that our economy is going down the worldwide bankers' plan

  • I thought the free market was the answer? Now we all have to go stand in a bread line because of know-it-all loud mouths like you...feed your family?..give me a break, you are a sell out and your show sucks

  • Thanks for keepin' it real!

  • People get very aggressive when they get online. Fascinating, cause they're probably the shyest losers in real life.

  • Ignore this message!

  • corporate shill. go die

  • It's funny that that guy said that YouTube is for small time people when the most watched videos here are copyrighted, high-profile shit.

  • Hi 2timmy4u,

    I'm 'that guy'. N o 9ff4ns3, but when YouTube chose 'broadcast yourself' as it's motto, did u think they had deep pocketed professional production companies in mind? Is it's appeal to u as a place to see yet more TV reruns? No, it offered the promise (illusion, I should say) of a potential democritization of media. I think Penn's cool as hell, & I welcome him, but when I saw someone say to him 'your what YT was made for!' I felt I had to object; he's NOT what it was made for.

  • [Wow, that was an amazing typo wasn't it? 'N o 9ff4ns3' was supposed to say 'No offense' believe it or not, LOL.]

  • With popularity comes demise.

    You have a great attitude towards objection.

    [Not Sarcasm.]

  • Tell me exactly, why is that? Is it because that he's a big time show-guy who hosts numerous kick-ass shows?

    But is being popular an automatic disqualification for one to voice out his views and opinions in a "media democracy" such as YouTube?

    Oh, maybe the banner should be,

    "Broadcast Yourself- except for guys who have their own T.V shows because they obviously don't need this crappy site in the first place. Oh wait, Avril Lavigne and Hip-hop music videos are a-okay though."

  • *The answer to your 1st question is YES.

    *The answer to your 2nd question is NO.

    *It's not about what the banner should be, it's about what it is. 'Broadcast Yourself', ISTM, is clearly directed at the unwashed masses, people who otherwise would not be broadcast; not to people with TV shows & networks looking to expand into new media. This is at least the romantic image (aka gimmick) that 'sold' YouTube to said masses.

    I've no idea why you mention Avril Lavigne & Hip-hop videos.

    :)

  • Bill, one problem with your argument, is that you -want- YouTube to have that "romantic image".

    The clear reality is.. Youtube is not that way at all. I mentioned Avril and Hip-hop videos since those videos are the most viewed videos on YouTube.

    That shows how much commercialism is existent here. This is the place not just for the "unwashed masses", it's for EVERYONE.

    Yeah, that includes Penn. Cause' SURPRISE he has opinions as well! And the -freedom- to express them, through this medium.

  • I never said he didn't have the freedom to be here, & you've no idea what I 'want' YT to be, nor is it relevant. You've built up an idea in your head of who I am & what I'm saying that's from reality. Let's look at the context in which I made my remarks.

    I was at the time primarily annoyed by the fact that this channel appeared to be a promo for Crackle dishonestly presented as Penn's personal YT channel. I felt people were being made fools of, saying 'Welcome Penn!' to an ad... (continues)

  • ... [BTW, above, I meant to say your idea of me is FAR from reality, not 'from reality', LOL.] Continuing, it was in this context that I happened across a fellow YTer on board here saying something like "Welcome Penn, your just what YT was made for!" So, yeah, I got irked. I said no, Penn is NOT what YT was made for, YOU are what YT was made for. You seem to want to dispute this point & to assume it suggests celebs like Penn are unwelcome, which is absurd... (continues)

  • Obviously, YT's preference is for whomever can generate the most revenue, be they famous or obscure. But it was originally conceived as and is still promoted as a democracized, 'anyone can broadcast' new media platform. I work in technology, I am well aware of the forecest trends in media; in 10 years or less there likely will be no offline entertainment. So it's all coming online, if not necessarily YT. We're at a stage of pretty radical transformation of media paradigms right now... (1 more!)

  • In any event, this video has clarified the nature & extent of Penn's involvement here & I'm cool with that & appreciate his taking the time to do so & his frankness.

    As for you timmy, I essentially agree w/most of what you're saying, except of course your apparent misconception of me as a free market hating hippie idealist & your denying that, gimmick or no, YT has promoted itself primarily as a broadcast platform for the little people. Now let's squash this: Penn, Timmy, Robbie; group hug?

  • I'm not sure what you are getting at. I have 131 subscriptions and only 2-3 are to people who are already famous or businesses. Even if the rich and famous were to flock to youtube it would make no difference. I already watch youtube instead of them in the first place. If I pass up prime time tv for youtube, then I doubt putting prime time on youtube will make it anymore desirable.

  • Disregard above post. I read a paragraph out of context, not realizing it was part of a conversation...sorry!

  • Don't accuse me of the one straw manning arguments.

    You wrote:

    "did u think they had deep pocketed professional production companies in mind? Is it's appeal to u as a place to see yet more TV reruns? No, it offered the promise (illusion, I should say) of a potential democritization of media."

    Then what could this statement of yours possibly mean?

    It's pretty hard to take THAT out of context.

  • Youtube doesn't give a shit who Broadcasts what on their channel, just as long as they don't violate their policy and terms of use. Youtube is a company, thus only cares about the money they make in advertising.

    The thing is-- YouTube, IS made for people like Penn -and- the obscure people. In fact, Penn is likely even more welcome given his already high popularity. More views = more money from advertising.

  • "YT has promoted itself primarily as a broadcast platform for the little people. Now let's squash this: Penn, Timmy, Robbie; group hug?"

    Now you're just talking out of your ass, Bill. Sure it may promote itself that way, but the clear reality is that it is not that way at all.

    The most watched videos are commercial and corporate videos, like recording companies. They get a hell of a lot more views than YouTube's alleged demographic of "little people".