Let's Read about Survival Kids II

[mysterykcad]

I like how they just let the video make fun of itself.

[donov25]

The said thing is that's not a colon.

[FenrirsDarkSeal]

@donov25 The sad thing is that you spelled "sad" wrong.

[donov25]

@FenrirsDarkSeal That is very sad.

[NintendanGX]

U MUST DAIIIIIIIIIIIYEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!­!!!!!!

[hurr48]

R.I.P headphone users

[KailJudgementNeo]

@hurr48 *is dead*

[Level1Slime]

щ(:=[]щ)

[QuilavaKing]

The only problem is... that's not a colon. lol

[BrimstoneLandscapes]

Hit 5 for the best part.

[xXWarStrikerXx]

YOU MUST DAIIIII XD

[unlovingfilms]

I can't stop laughing. >=[]

[theweasel80]

anyone noticed how it's >=[]

[Icerama108]

@theweasel80 -and not :=[]? Yes, we did notice.

[WilliamLongfellow]

@theweasel80 100 yen Swiss triceratops kabuki and all that.

[EdmacZ]

:=[]

[HazelCarter287]

he sounds like Bob Dylan

[fatmanfiftythousand]

How have you not revisited this again?

[Dexterspet2]

:=[]

[MikePSPlayer]

Dead to Rights.

[RabdonFilms]

I AM NOT A NUMBER. I AM A FREE MAN.

[TheThumbsUpper]

:=()

[BrotherOfMetal2]

To everyone.

Please beware of colon equals bracket bracket. It is armed, and dangerous.

[RatherWatchThem]

Prepare for the caps...

HOW DOES THE SOURCE VIDEO HAVE A FANBASE? WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD CONSIDER LOUD MUSIC, WMM SUBTITLES AND XP WINDOW BORDERS "WELL-MADE"? DID THIS KID JUST START MIDDLE SCHOOL? THIS IS NOT HOW YOU GET SUBSCRIBERS, YOU LITTLE BASTARD!

[GreatestMKfighter]

"VIKTU-WEEEE!!!!"

[GmanTheTank]

"Colon equals bracket bracket!" hahahahahahaha best line ever

[zeeroj]

I would pay cash money to see this entire series done with your style :<

[grandomegabosses]

@zeeroj I would pay to see Diabetus recording this video.

[Icerama108]

>:[] is pernounced COLON EQUALS BRACKET BRACKET. Anything wrong with that statement? Anybody?

[mthatguy1111]

@Icerama108 no "less-than"?

[Icerama108]

@mthatguy1111 Yes.

[mthatguy1111]

@Icerama108 you spelled pronounce wrong?

[Icerama108]

@mthatguy1111 Oh fuck, you're right.

[mthatguy1111]

@Icerama108 sweet, double right! also good eye didnt noticed his mistake before

[SecretofMuffin]

Yes. This episode IS going to be a little...different.

[QuilavaKing]

I have no clue wtf this, but I'm srsly lmao. colon equals bracket bracket.

[Jetblast01]

DAAAAIIII YUUUUUU!!!

[TAGMOMG]

YOU MUST DIEEIIII!!!!

[deepshockonYT]

GENIUS.

[AirTylerFilms]

What sound filter did you use for the satanic voice?

[Punisher106]

THIS FUELS 13'S KILLING MOOD :=[] Uh I mean COLON EQUALS BRACKET BRACKET

[LexLight1]

"DIE!!" *normal mood* "Victory!!" "Next episode will be serious (I promise!). See ya then!"

[MarioandLuigi201]

COLON EQUALS BRACKET BRACKET!!

[lalalei2001]

What a short episode.

[TheSacredCheddar]

COLON EQUALS BRACKET BRACKET

[TonyBranston]

Two dots are not the same as two curved lines.

[iamathousandapples]

and are definitely not the same as two straight lines

[GeneralcornrowWalice]

something tells me thats what the lp'er actually sounded like when given the chance to voice the subtitles himself

[LexLight1]

The original LP only added the subtitles, this version includes the subtitle reading. XD

[HeroRags]

no shit sherlock.

figure that out all by yourself?

[thatguy1145]

COLON EQUALS BRACKET BRACKET!

[billycheese565]

yes you must daii

[GeneralFatman27]

YOU MUST DAAAIIEEieeiiee

[iWinxtehxinternets]

Guhuhuuuuuuuu

Awesome laugh, more!

[p3ngu1n48]

hey guy

ever hear of emoticons COLON BRACKET BRACKET

[blueish5]

... why did that make me laugh so hard?

[phonephreak69]

I hope peata dosn't see this

[kingofcupcakes]

Those were some nice pratice swings.

[p3ngu1n48]

i hope pata doesnt see this

[thewall1179]

IT'S THE WIZARD!!!

[xRavioliSumox]

Baboo?

[ChrisWasHere59]

Do you think he knows what a girlfriend is?

[DoctorT144]

Ow.

[OriginalLemming]

Disturbing in all respects. :)

[AgelessObsession]

COLON EQUALS BRACKET BRACKET.

[Colddirector]

@AgelessObsession That sounds like what my doctor told me.

[prahanormal]

I'm scared.

[drvince0426]

I love the transition from ignorant yokel to satanic murderer.

Its like a redneck Jekyll and Hyde

[SMB298513]

SEQUEL

[HiLeonardo]

MORE THAN SIGN EQUALS BRACKET BRACKET

[riga10]

fking lol

[Chef033]

holy moley dot gif

[SlasherCheetah]

"A few pratice swings first"

I fucking burst out laughing, I'm not even joking.

[Tcj333]

my, my eyes,  they burn

[ZDSKRF]

COLON EQUALS BRACKET BRACKET.

[z3ekeezzz]

A few prataice swings first

[AnalJacket]

Holy fuck since when did that Happy Happy Joy Joy guy from Ren and Stimpy start narrating these? Fucking awesome.

[barghesteldark]

His NAME is Stinky Wizzleteats, thankyouverymuch.

[AnalJacket]

Thank you. I feel ashamed for not remembering that.

[Thebadmeatball]

Oh...My...God...

[JoshuaVHigh]

Holy.  Fucking. Hell.

[Numbbii]

Oh wow

[DogsAreCoolRight]

When I listen to this and the original Survival Kids retsupurae I can't help but mimic what Diabetus is doing with his voice

Though I'm silent in awe

[supersmithnetwork]

You must DAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!! XD

Please do more!! RLMAO!!!

[blackbakaranger76]

.....what?

[watsahappawitchu]

Emotional

[Roykidsego]

COLON EQUALS BRACKET BRACKET ROFL.

[ilovemadnesscombat]

love the deformed voice XD

[Tcj333]

-_- wow

[ballrawg]

hyphen underscore hyphen wow

[gprime10]

Colin equals bracket bracket

[TerrorBlack]

Maybe Firth, definitely not Mochrie

[Elastikid]

Colin Mochrie is awesome, what are you talking about?

[TerrorBlack]

colin movie for theaters

[kholsinger]

This channel is now the ultimate power in the universe.

[BassOMatic76]

YOU MUST DAI!!!!!!!

[Armando51roosters]

You guys are back OH MY GOD!

[xxzildjianxx777]

10,001st view.

an honor?

[BronzeSoldat]

I dunno, it says that I'm the 10,001st viewer too.

[Kaedechtu]

It says I'm the 10,000th O_o

[MightyPinto]

And now all is right with the world. Welcome back, retsupurae :D

[Cypres1]

YAY RESUPRAE IS BACK

[MarIsPotatoes]

hehh peta

[kutterkirby]

I lol'd at "pratice swings"

[mooseknuckle51]

Please don't do this anymore. It's kind been dragged out as much as it can.

[M1Account]

*looks at youtube comments*

Oh god...

[strizzuth]

Oh God, "Ultimate Challenge" showed up in the related links... The chewing... It still haunts me!

[sagacious03]

Lol. Did you really make this guys, or is it just a joke video. Nonetheless, it's still pretty good, if only because of the "Satanic voice".

[VGatsV]

Somebody made an LP of Survival Kids, and they're adding the voice over his subtitles to make fun of him.

[Serivor]

Was that Chiodos in the background? lmao

[hawtshaymin]

PETA = People for the Erotic Treatment of Anthromorths

[Metroid225]

HAHAHAHAHA.

[masterfox3000]

YOU MUST DAIIIIIIIIIIII

[dthestryker13]

OH LAWD

[alxw1711]

Oh WHY?

[RoyStorey]

Ahahahaha, I thought the demonic voice was the raccoon at first.

[YankeeDragon88]

All I can say is.....Wtf?!

[Gigacorn]

0:13-0:25 = the best 12 seconds of your life.

[Actwoven]

It's sad, yet expected, that the Irate Gamer review got pulled.

[warlord90210]

Epic Win

[dragdrags]

What the fuck did i just witness?

[Gregunit]

Diabetus sounds like Little Kuriboh.

[Punisher106]

I rofl'd at the demonic voice.

[spacevampirestudios]

COLON EQUALS BRACKET BRACKET

[mzxrules]

ahaha.... awesome subtitle dub!

[Danaceb]

hah..........hah.

[spaznadz]

Is that Forrest Gump?

[Unbekn0wst]

Colon equals bracket bracket I couldn aposterphy t of imagined anything more hilarious comma well done period colon backslash question mark

[MrWhiscash]

This made me smile Equals D

[Skullbuggy]

Duhuhuhuhuh PETA

[Chef033]

colon equals bracket bracket

[NaziJesus]

I would watch an entire LP with this guy's voice.

[empoleon9999]

I know right xD

[vaati000]

If Diabeetus would make the rest of the LP with that voice I would watch every minute.

[steeler7to86]

xD, you sound like Tristan of Yugioh the abridged series.

[IAreDunce]

You sound like a nerd.

[ArcaneSmash]

I think that's the point.

[viero789]

its supost to sound bad

[captinjingles]

Anyone else thinks this guy sounds like Big the Cat?

[aflyingturd]

Suck on this--> (===3

[XGx23]

Why does the tip of your penis have balls?

[aflyingturd]

Yur looking at it backwards dumbass

[XGx23]

That's not even how you make the dick dumbass. Its 8==D not (==8

Looks like to balls doing Kamehameha.

[Kanajukun]

I FUCKING LOL'D.

[XGx23]

I have a dick, so I would know what one would look like. Sorry that yours is just so fucking deformed, or maybe your used to seeing dicks like that? You know, the balls coming from the other direction.

[VGatsV]

Final Fantasy 8/Linkin Park - In The End

Ahahah gay!

[aflyingturd]

Wow, yur mature dude. running out of jokes yet?

[VGatsV]

I never run out of jokes. I'm like Robin, except I'm more gay for John Travolta and not Batman.

[DrillRemover]

A user named "aflyingturd" who misspelled the word "your" is accusing someone of not being mature.

Oh, the irony.

[GenMeatShield]

I've seen your videos, bro.  They are utter trash.

[spunkstermunkster]

actually, it looks like a mouth with half a dick inside of it.

[soapynome]

This is the best internet argument I've ever seen.

[roomooLOL]

Colon equals bracket bracket

[pikminwars]

I got really excited when I saw you did a sequel. Then I noticed it was 37 seconds and was sad. Then I watched it and it was awesome.

[Mashirafen]

this.

[Paranomalous]

I fucking love the sound of animals fighting.

[BlackKnight03]

That was no retsupureaer, it as Stinky Wizzleteats! We need some Happy Happy Joy Joy!

[DoctorT144]

LOL

Nice find

[KingHookJ]

First one was great, this is too short though.

[ZuedaMagargan]

Well that's XIII's fault.

[AdamX222]

In reference to KingHookJ:

I like this video, it was a bit too short for my tastes, though.

10/10

[BigE1264]

This music fuels XIII's killing mood colon equals bracket bracket

[Helelos]

Goddammit, you guys are so fucking fat

[ZeroCaim]

phat*

Fix'd.

[Tork110]

Do video games make you stupid or are stupid people drawn to video games?

[Glumglufs]

LOL WUT?

[GibboSpazz]

Both, probably.

[AdamX222]

@Tork110 Stupid people are drawn to recording video games. I wouldn't say that all video game players are stupid, though you might suppose it if you only watch a few random let's play videos.

[aehaehaehae]

.............

[BIGBADJONV]

Aww I was hoping for a full eleven minutes of this. Loved the first one.

[SamuraiFoochs]

Exactly this. These are the best videos.