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  • lol da nigga from halfway tre sound like spraga benz

  • i miss di uniform. I remember di last time i was in grade 8 and i couldnt wait fi wear di skirt and blouse. Now i'm in england at college. I speak more american they say lol im randomm

  • i lkike the mans slangs

  • I am from west africa and i realise every country the british colonised (including ours) are usually very similar and what i love is the fact that we all wear school uniforms (UNLIKE SOME OTHER PUBLIC SCHOOLS in some other country). I love the descency amongst school kids. If u are from africa or carribean and there are good sch systems its best to start your kid off going to school there and then let them attend university international - but i believe when they start out its best to be home

  • big ups to Jamaica

  • @stacynewyork why are you saying the UK is a boring place you've probably never been here, what's your problem with Jamaica? Why call it a poor place? So what if it's not so fortunate at least they all have a smile on their face, America might be a well developed country but it sure has a lot of stuck-up, racist bitches,don't they??

  • @stacynewyork you are just jealous because the video dont show black people at eachothers throat for your viewing pleasure, so you come on here green with envy taking out all your ignorance and pent up anger on a mere video damn eeediot gal!!

  • Dont generalize, most ppl refer to him as a black president because we STILL live in a racist country. If you would open a book and learn about the Black experience in United States from Slavery until now, you will see that I am right. You wouldnt know that because you live in the UK, a very boring place. And dont get mad at because your DICK IS SMALL, I had nothing to do with that! FUCK YOU AND FUCK JAMAICA

  • @stacynewyork - Listen up you fucking hoe and read carefully. You hate Jamaica and your watching a video about it. So you post insults about it on YouTube. Your fucking sad. I think you need some dick. But you aint getting none because your probably one of those fat, spotty, ugly, greasy haired Americans that have Mcdonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner. What does the black experience have to do with your president being black? Look it up on Wikipedia it will agree with what I say BITCH!

  • @hamza1991 Wikipedia is not a scholarly source, I ONLY read scholarly sources. You are hypocrite, you claim that I hate Jamaica, which I actually dont, and yet you post HATE comments about Americans. Are you mad because we didnt let you in so you had to go to the UK instead? We would have let you in if your dick was bigger. hahaha

  • @stacynewyork - Fuck your scholary sources Wikipedia is good enough you cunt and I'm sure a vast majority will agree with what Wikipedia says about your president. If you dont hate Jamaica WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU SAY "FUCK JAMAICA"?????? YOUR A FUCKING COMPLETE ASSHOLE. GO HANG YOURSELF YOU FRUSTRATED BIIAAAAAATCHHHHH! YOU DONT MAKE ANY SENSE. GO SUCK YOUR DADS NOB

  • @hamza1991 You are soooo NASTY!! You need your mouth washed out with soap! I have never seen a man that talks so foul to a woman. You should be ashamed of yourself.

  • @stacynewyork - Dont give me that women bullshit now that you haven't got anything else to say. You act like a man, so you get treated like one. Get a vibrator and go fuck yourself bitch!

  • Yes Jamaica is an English speaking country.

  • I wish I could delete all these stupid comments and get you all off this video. This is my alma mata, a very prestigious high school with a long waiting list of students trying to get in. It just burns me up to see these stupid.stomach churning comments. GET OFF THIS VIDEO, ALL OF YOU who're making stupid, unintelligent comments.

  • You know what's funny? How stupid my country is! I love my people but we allow the world to steal our culture away from us as THEY get the credit for it. Like Spanish people and their "Reggaeton" and Americans with their "Freestyling" AND Americans who stole the word "Bling" from us, the word is even in the OXFORD DICTONARY and once again NO CREDIT TO THE JAMAICANS. People are pathetic we are so hated on yet you steal our culture? Jack asses

  • @Modelbehavior1o1k ...steal your culture? What culture is that??? Bling orginated in the USA by BLACK RAPPERS at the end of the 20th Century. Freestyling also originated in the USA by BLACK RAPPERS. The ONLY thing Jamaica has going for themselves is smoking pot and not working. Third world shitty ass country.

  • @stacynewyork That goes to show how much education you really have. DO RESEARCH. JAMAICANS originated freestyling FIRST they tell you that IN SCHOOL (but seeing as you've obviously never learned anything) Jamaicans have originated SO many things that you guys take. And YOU must be gay if you care so much about Jamaica not being homophobic. Of course your going to say all were good for is smoking "pot" and not working because you know nothing about Jamaica. You need FACTS before you make comments

  • @Modelbehavior1o1k ...YOU DONT LIVE IN JAMAICA SO SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!! YO ASS LIVE IN THE UNITED STATES SO STOP FRONTIN LIKE YOU ARE ON JAMAICAN SOIL!! WHAT A JOKE!!

  • Since they have a new government, does that mean they will do away with their barbaric thinking and be less homophobic?

  • Are you gay?

  • @Modelbehavior1o1k ...No, but your father is.

  • Ardennne! Big up mi school!

  • Everyone should know this: YOU CANNOT SPEAK A LANGUAGE WITHOUT A DIALECT! IT IS IMPOSSIBLE.Patois is a language like any other just different dialectical variation.

  • All the Carribean Islands speak a broken version of their 'Main' language. Haiti, Monserratt etc speak broken French which is creole. The Spanish speaking Islands of Dominica and Cuba have their versions also. The Dutch Antilles have thier version of broken Dutch.

  • We don't speak a broken version. There is no version to Jamaican patois. Patois is a dialect with dialectical variations not a version or broken version of english. Why? because non of us speak the standard which is British english. Just a little heads up

  • English is a patois. It's a corruption of German, French, Latin and who knows what else. It's just an old patois but patois never the less.

  • enuh si seh juhmaika luk decent still, anuh ebri whey hab zinc house lol mi proud ah mi yaad big up juhmaika

  • Interesting how Jcans have managed to communicate for centuries using something that is not a language. This is truly a breakthrough. If patois is not a language what is it? And don't say dialect because all dialects are languages by definition.

    Really, some of you are just repeating what you have heard others say without giving it any rational thought. As a result you end up actually saying things that make no sense at all.

    Come on, unu fi tink fi unuself.

    Anyway, nice video...yaad vibes.

  • shut up, keep your opinion to yourself. and what language are you going to develop for yourself then know it all?

    your just the same frankly, broken scratch record

  • Dat nuh mek nuh sense at all

    If your Jamaican you are an embarassment

  • @Modelbehavior1o1k ...shame you cannot speak correct English.

  • Because Jamaicans are such TREND SETTERS the Americans hate. That's a disgrace. You guys have MUCH MORE to be ashamed about than we will ever have.

  • @Modelbehavior1o1k ... PLEASE GO BACK TO JAMAICA SINCE YOU DISLIKE AMERICA, STOP LIVING HERE USING OUR RESOURCES (WELFARE, SECTION 8, etc) . WE DONT NEED YOU HERE. GO BACK TO YOUR SHITTY THIRD WORLD COUNTRY.

  • LMAO you ran out of things to say so you say that?. I'm not on any welfare OR section 8. I'm not in your low-class don't assume that I am. I don't have to live in Jamaica to defend my country so when was I frontin like I lived there? DON'T challenge me if you can't handle it imbecile. It's sad that your hating on Jamaican's because you have NO culture NOR history BUT slavery. Bad mind is a hell of a thing. Get a dictionary if you can't comprehend. Argument done

  • Jamaica is NOT your country, if it was, you would be there now along with the other savages with no advancement and fighting over space. And since when do Blacks have no culture and history?? LMAO!!!! I advise you to pay attention more in class and stop smoking so much crack. Nice try but you fail AGAIN you fake ass wanna be Jamaican!

  • I feel like I'm arguing with a five year old. I WAS BORN THERE FIRST OF ALL how am I a "fake ass wanna be" Jamaican? You are killing me. You shouldn't be advising anything, you of all people who know NOTHING about history. Is this the way people act when they smoke crack? I'm pretty sure you would know. You BAD MIND and GRUDGE Jamaicans that's the end of it, why won't you admit to it and leave it at that? BECAUSE I COULDA SWORE I SAID ARGUMENT DONE

  • Shut the fuck up, you was NOT born in Jamaica. LOL Your tongue should fall out your mouth for lying. Fake ass Jamaican. You really need help because you are unhappy with yourself that you have to pretend to be something that you are not. The closest you ever got to Jamaica was eating a beef pattie.

  • @stacynewyork - Fuck you dont diss Jamaica you prick. Dissing Jamaica is like dissing Sensi. Thats totally out of line man.

  • @hamza1991 Another non-Jamaican getting offended. Fuck you, Jamaica AND SENSI !! And if you dont like what I said, come do something about it, until then, you TOLERATE what I say BITCH!!!

  • @stacynewyork - I don't have to be from Jamaica in order to defend it from retards making comments about it on YouTube. I'd love to see you say 'fuck Jamaica' down in Jamaica Queens you fucking asshole. You wouldn't dare because you'd get a back hand on your face you cunt.

  • @hamza1991 AGAIN, YOU WILL TOLERATE WHAT U SAY YOU UK FART!! And whats so special about Jamaica, Queens? LOL LOL a place that I have been thousands of times!!! And no, its not flooded with Jamaicans either. You are so out of touch. Stupid fool.

  • @stacynewyork - If you hate Jamaica so much why are you watching a video about it on YouTube? Are you some sort of spastic?

  • @hamza1991 Who said I hate Jamaica--A place you DONT LIVE, you LIVE IN THE UK!!!

  • @stacynewyork - If you don't hate Jamaica then why would you say "Fuck Jamaica" then you fucking retarded little shit. How old are you? 12?

  • @hamza1991 Its called FREEDOM OF SPEECH you black sack of shit!!

  • @stacynewyork - Your a fucking child. I aint wasting my time. Grow some balls.

  • @hamza1991 Learn to write correctly in English you moron! Its you're (you are) not your (your food, your tape, etc). Jeez! You uneducated wannabe Jamaicans kill me! What a joke! Oh yeah, i cannot grow balls for I am a female.

  • @stacynewyork - Typical American talking about food. I bet YOU'RE fat, ugly and hated by everyone. Sad fuck. You hate Jamaica yet you watch a video about it. Where is the logic in that? And how am I a wannabe Jamaican when I'm just defending it from racist little pricks like you? DICK HEAD! Who is the one that is uneducated calling me a "black sack of shit"? Your president is BLACK. Fucking foooooooooooooooool!

  • @hamza1991 No, my president is half black and half white, now who is the racist now? one drop of black blood makes a person totally black? thats very racist! You sound so stupid defending Jamaica and you live where?? IN THE UK!!!! LOL

  • The fact of the matter is everybody refers to him as the first African American president of the United States. And I wasn't being racist you stupid little girl. Go to school and learn some history about your country because you don't know fuck all. Where I live does not matter you racist little cunt it still isn't right insulting other countries. Ignorant Americans like you think you have the right to insult anything un-American. Go eat a Jamaican dick you racist little whore.

  • @stacynewyork fuck you bitch, if you have a problem with our people and culture don't watch our videos

  • @Modelbehavior1o1k Since you HATE America so much, why dont you get the fuck out??!! No one is holding a gun to your head making you stay here. The fact that you cant even make it in Jamaica makes you a LOOSER along with poor ass Jamaica that has NOTHING going for itself.

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  • @Modelbehavior1o1k

    If I was not making any sense how did you expect me to understand your first sentence?

    Because that is clearly NOT english but it is some form of human communication that I still understood.

    This happens often when languages come into contact and it's the reason we have French, Romanian, Spanish all from Latin but different.

    In the Carib, it's mostly African + Euro tongue = patois, hatian creole, papiamentu..etc: young languages.

    So yes, stop being stupid, learn to think..

  • INA DEH BANK DEH SUH LOL

  • wonder wats so funny about that

  • What are the names of the ongs in the video?

  • For those who are confused and curious Jamaica's official language is english our national language is Patois a misleading name for our language but a name nonetheless. Patois is our heritage and identity. It is a creole language, and it is anglicized more each generation because we live in a bilingual society. And because Patois is an english based creole the english lexicon can easily replace authentic jamaican vernaular so what you hear today isn't what it used to be so stfu if u dont kno

  • can you give me a few examples of authentic j'can vernacular? The dialect is easy to understand.I had a coworker once who spoke very little english.When we went out to restuarants we has to translate for her,but her boss understood everything she said after a very short period,but that woman could not switch from the dialect to standard english easily,because of that she got no promotions and was stuck in a low paying position.

  • "ku na i chichi na i kojo"-look at the the termites in the tree. "'i bo en e dram 'i isho"- the boy was drinking the water. i dont understand why told me that story though..are you implying something?

  • english is spoken world-wide, its the language of commerce--first of all the comment was not for you specifically--but it is smart for people who want to advance to learn proper english.

  • i completely agree

  • "ku na i chichi na i kojo"-look at the the termites in the tree. "'i bo en e dram 'i isho"- the boy was drinking the water. i dont understand why told me that story though..are you implying something?

  • What are you speaking?that is certainly not the j'can dialect.This sounds haitian, are you haitian?I've never heard anything like it before.Btw,a pronoun is used in place of a noun.technically its not a noun.Now Im really convinced english is not your first language.I would get a big fat zero if I said him is a noun.You have to learn english before you expound your 'expertise' on here.

  • um just because you don't know it brandy doesn't make it non-existant. My father's family is from Moore Town a maroon town in eastern Jamaica and the maroon creole is deeper than ours in the rest of the island. It is possible that at one time we all spoke that way but they still do. And good job bud u proved u can read a dictionary...

  • Him is REFERRING to what? a PERSON,so the key word Referring instead of directly addressing the person(noun)is what makes a pronoun what it is: an indirect reference while a noun is direct SO: Lisa picked up the pen and She picked up the pen... not much of a difference is there? She replaced Lisa, but we are still addressing the same thing which is the noun so don't talk like you were born speaking English I learned it just like you. It's a different form of a noun

  • You also need to learn about jamaica before try to pass off as jamaican.

  • Abigail lol... I was born and raised hun

  • You seem to be a really nice. Apology accepted even though I don't think you need to apologize. Where were you born? I am just curious.Wish you all the best

  • in the one and only Jamaica!! lived there until i was 12 before i was shipped to Canada

  • In this jamaican dialect is a woman to to be called him and it will be interested how it is conjugated.

  • and einstein u dont cojugate nouns

  • I was refering to the language not the pronoun. Him is a pronoun not a noun.I rest my case

  • lol pronoun is still a noun just used in a differnt way anyway my bad, but many languages have generic PROnouns and other forms of nouns to refer to both sexes and and different ppl..like the spanish "su" can mean hers, his, yours...it depends on the sentence surrounding...when i hear "interesting" it sounds to me like a hint sarcasmt sorry.

  • All your comments are in error.Before you attempt to correct any one just make sure you have your facts.Look in Merriam Webster for the definition of a noun and pronoun.Learn english before you critize an english speaking person.

  • the jamaican dialect is not patios, which is a french dialect.the jamaican dialect is just broken english and a few words of african origin. what I find amazing is they want to upgrade it to a language.some even call it the mother tongue. 'me a go a town' not a language just broken english.

  • no it is patois,i live in JAMAICA,(and most words we say are not english)

  • 1977 asshole do you really think that we should try and erase our culture by trying to talk to please you or people..hiss. Besides we are an english speaking country which means that we speak and understand english very well. Why dont you try to educate yourself before you talk...bombohole

  • I am just curious is jamaica really an english speaking country. I am a teenager and don,t know for sure. It looks pretty progressive and those two girls are cute.

  • 1977 you moron there are a million different ways to talk in JA they are all lovely... no one came on with some reh and reh and wishy washy talk

  • I am sorry patois sounds harsh and primitive very hard on the ears.Like I said those two girls were lovely and spoke intelligently so I  hope it is a trend out there.

  • pfcourse they spoke well because theyre educated and goin to skool. people who r educated tend to speak the ' language' better. and jamaica ia an english speaking country but like anyother english speakin country we hav our slangs too ex. England version- I tink i'll put in the loot init. English version- im goin to the bathroom.

    Jamaica version- mi ah whole a piss.

    English version - im goin to peee

    AND S0 0N YA'LLL GET WAT IM SAYIN

  • HUH?

  • If Jamaicans would learn to speak the english language they would be much better off. The two girls set a good example in that though---they speak well.

  • I have not seen half way tree for nearly 30 years I don,t even recognize it LOL.

  • That guy Mr. Wed crack me up!!! lol Hes so honest

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