Alaska Nanooks 2010 Hockey Intro - HIGH QUALITY

[95didde]

.... What the fuck was that... I'm watching it again.

[DasNasty01]

Acid tends to result in this.

[freshhotdogs]

us alaskans like adventure

[dukedevils688]

goddamn that's so cool

[berklonius]

What's the song that's playing when the bear smashes the boat with the hockey stick?

[kluna]

That hockey arena looks like a big sandwich on the outside...

[whitey211]

what....what just happened?

[zachbarlow25]

whats the opening song called

[broncosrb26]

@zachbarlow25 Eye in the sky by allan parsons project

[TandzyTand]

hahaha funny!!!

[theraj662]

My fuck that was GOOD!

[Knighthawk7117]

Holy hell! What was that?

That has to be simultaneously the stupidest and most awesome thing I have ever seen in my whole existence.

[marty5309]

I love this video, I watch it every day!

[EhOhCanadaGo16]

what song is at the beguinning?

[haro41]

@EhOhCanadaGo16 chicago bulls intro song

[TacoEatingNiinja]

Sweet mary mother of jesus......

[GrimReapa1]

why would the bear blow up earth if alaska is on earth?!

[Dcarnys]

I was not dissapointed 

[toewsfan0910]

im lost

[Texan2525]

that is a very violent video lol a polar bear in a fighter jet blowing up universities?? lol

[Boahneeeehy]

I'm a bear and what is this?

[mnvacation]

Polar bears smashing cruise ships; then flying fighter jets & dropping bombs down volcanos; then hurling through space?

What ever happened to just skating onto the ice?

[rightwinger111]

maybe THATS where all the polar bears are going... an arena in the middle of space



[BrianBunka]

lol why did they break up the cruise ship that brings them in money and tourists!! lol

[pmbell64]

@BrianBunka I noticed the ship is called the "Seawolf"...nice reference to Alaska-Anchorage Seawolves.

[BrianBunka]

@pmbell64 ohh ok :) so thats your rival i guess? lol

[Ramanoser]

lolwut...

i am not sure what i just watched.

[BetterJS]

Yea, that was awesome.

[Dragosteaw]

y, very awesomely stupid.

[Dcarnys]

I have to remember to watch this when I'm high.

[TheMacTownPoke]

Mother of God...

[coswyn]

I hope the next hockey game I watch is in a stadium on a rock hurtling through space light years away from earth.

[coswyn]

What a privilege to whoever planned this to have their dream realized before their eyes. This is a masterpiece that will surely span the ages!

[bombaykaizoku]

I don't get it....

[biggerthanfun]

The bear runs havoc on the world with unstoppable awesomeness for 2 minutes then proceeds to shoot the puck like a girl.

[FtWorthHorn]

High quality? I beg to differ.

[kbruins23]

53 ppl live on the earth the bear just BLEW UP

[mrbluto3]

Greatness.



[cuddie503]

Holy shit, this is so bad that its amazing. I mean where else will you see a polar bear blowing shit up with an F16?

[deskullkappa56]

fuck yeah

[SoopaOktapus]

Awesome.

[crush40fan101]

Well, I'll say it now.....

I'm from Minnesota, and Alaska's the Hockey State

[lkgrave]

Naming the icebreaker The Seawolf....cute. 

[Coolins335]

Why does the bear hurt all those people?

[SSJ4TOM]

They have to go into space and through a wormhole to get to the arena? The travel costs must be insane.

[YourMoM203]

THE CHUCK NORRIS OF POLAR BEARS

[gormanjohn]

@jondorfman This is a really sick video, really appreciate you putting it up here!!!

[gormanjohn]

@69SENTRA Stop being the blowjob guy

[coryisaugafan]

This is why polar bears can't become fighter pilots.

[Finchmoviez]

hell yah the nanook freakin ruined ohio state. BUCKEYES SUCK

[kosmoking9]

i KNEW polar bears would cause the Apocalypse!

[BringbackSWATcats]

Anyone know what that song at the :40 mark is (before Danger Zone)? For the life of me I can't recall the name or artist.

[krazejim1]

they just blow up the world for no reason what a bunch of jerks

[onteht00bs]

51 people have no soul.

[Fiddlemaster56]

Dislike and downvote because of the choose of music.

[discipleofhoudini]

horrible music transitions

[Ragman205]

wow, what a load of crap

[69SENTRA]

@Ragman205 when was the last time you saw a good sporting event intro? go make an intro as good as this and then talk shit about it.

[Ragman205]

@69SENTRA lol I dont have to cos this is a pile of crap! I actually only commented that because I saw one of ur retard comments on another video and thought you deserved some of your own medicine, how does it taste? Probs salty, like your mum

[69SENTRA]

@Ragman205 yeah, my comments are retarded. So in your country they just stopped teaching grammar all together? well congrats. Hope you and your boyfriend have a good harry potter marathon tonight. How does that taste? Probably salty like your mouth after all those blowjobs.

[Ragman205]

@69SENTRA lol!!11 it's called the internet, sometimes people abbreviete words, just type into your search engine: 'noob' and read the description, because its you. man this vid is so terrible! did you make it in fucking adobe after affects or something lololololol! well atleast you are admitting to your totally retarded comments, I think its from too much mouse meat and/or america's arm up your ass because your 'country' is a joke! you are all little oil puppets, dance for your master!

[Ragman205]

@69SENTRA and O yeah, gay jokes? is that the best you can do? hahahah

[gormanjohn]

@Ragman205 Stop talking to the blowjob guy

[Ragman205]

@gormanjohn You better not be talkin about me hommes, if you are, you ready for this?

[gormanjohn]

@Ragman205 Its holmes, and Im ready for this. For god's sake, your channel has a bunch of brits sitting in a room all day being idiots..... what are you gonna do, throw tea at me?

[Ragman205]

@gormanjohn its hommes where i come from nigger, so u better axe somebody! go drink ur own piss

[gormanjohn]

@Ragman205 Then you are stupid. And im white thanks. Learn to spell. And no i prefer mountain dew son

[Ragman205]

@gormanjohn lol ur a stupid black twat u cant make shit, and what u do make looks like complete shit hahah, go fuck ur dead mum

[gormanjohn]

@Ragman205 1) im so white i could blind you. 2) i dont make anything, therefor i didnt make anything, making it impossible to make shit. 3) my mother is alive and making me dinner. How does it feel to get owned? Porbably not as good as it does when your grandfather gives it to you up the butt. Go hump a tree

[Ragman205]

@gormanjohn I'm madly in love with you, I just can't face it anymore, ever since I saw your face I knew u were the one for me. Please marry me

[nicblade]

Why can't all sporting event intros be as awesomely epic as this one? I didn't even know Alaska had a hockey team...I don't even completely understand hockey, but after watching that, GO NANOOKS!

[DairDubh]

Forget Chuck Norris, this plays when mai waifu Rainbow Dash wakes up in the morning.

[jumonji123]

0:42 Would have been better if he'd pulled out a Coke.

[safair66]

heh Silly intro. Bears can't skate.

[Moocow002]

This is what will happen if the world ends in 2012...

[Z3XracerX]

wait, what..

[icommentonurstuff]

thumbs up for Norm MacDonald

[SooSpartansRule]

what are all the songs called?

[trechan]

Why the hell did he just kill random civilians and then blew up the damn earth. Fucking EPIC!

[NeoProductions19]

haha.... Polar bears cant fly :D

[middy276]

I suddenly care about Hockey.

[hallizh1]

wait, wat?

[1337pede]

Watching this video is one hell of a way to start a day. I feel like a bear.

[BlackOpsDomination]

What. The. Fuck!

[davidhrod]

If palin knew that a hispanic produced this, she would go bat shit crazier than she already is. Bitch is super dumb.

[theabridgekid]

Polar bears get their revenge for global warmi- I mean climate change. So nobody has any problems with the fact that Alaska doesn't seem to mind blowing up colleges and the earth...

[akfreightopp]

coolman

[awdhull]

1. Sirius-THe Alan Parsons Project

2. Self Control- Laura Branigan

3. Danger Zone- Kenny Loggins

4. Enter Sandman- Metallica

[NOTguineapigeon]

Whats the name of the song where he breaks the ship in half?

[princemichiet]

Colbert was right!!!!

[icaruslongboards]

great shot kid that was one in a million

[dccbryant]

I guess that obvious self-post makes you the director of this masterpiece.

Congratulations, Alaskangirl11.

Next time, try and think of less obviously made up name.

[hatrickgus]

Best intro yet!

[c0nman101]

Polar bears aren't dying from global warming, they're just in the ice waiting to be awoken to bring awesomeness to the world!

[marathoner43]

With all the schools you're firing missles it would have been cool if you saved one for Sullivan Arena! :) After all, friends don't let friends be Seawolves.

[p0rtugalVII]

Y U NO MAEK 2011 INTRO YET?!?!?

[DarakAttack]

@HarleyQuinnHarlequin LMAO

[RyandSmith]

my body.. was not ready

[marqueskart]

I MASTURBATED.

[thedaks16]

REALLY NOW?!?!

[Metroidbum]

I'm a michigan fan, and THIS is what I play to get pumped whenever Alaska comes to town :)

[mike22rtn]

Theres obviously nothing good that comes from Alaska.....Sarah palin.....this video...polar bears

[AndrewRoks2008]

OMGWTFBBQ

That's weird yet awesome!

[vardarac]

The only logical explanation on how a human brain would come up with this scenario, is if the guy was having an brain aneurysm during the presentation.

And after his death, in respect they kept the scenario as he told them.

[Andr3gg]

AT FIRST I WAS KINDA UNIMPRESSED BY THE POOR CGI BUT THEN THE BEAR GOES TOTALLY LIKE BOOOOOOOOOM AND SMAAAAAAASH ALL AROUND THE WORLD AND KILL STUFF AND VULCANOS AND MAN JUST I WAS TOTALLY LIKE YEAAHHHHHHHHH BABY THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER PLEASE DONT STOP

[wizzardssleeve]

That bear just does not give a fuck.

[dccbryant]

truly retarded on so many levels. how old was the director? 12? Saying all that - it's genius.

[Alaskangirl11]

@dccbryant SHUT THE F UP OK U R INSAULTING MY HOME TEAM THEY R THE BEST (and have the cutest hockey players) EVER AND THIS INTO IS THE BEST SO IF U DONT LIKE IT THEN JUST BACK OFF

[FTWBroadcasting]

These videos are SO OVER THE TOP! I love them.

[AlmightyTallestGreen]

This video is so f**ked up in all the right ways!

[forlvadell]

that bear just does whatever the fuck he wants...

[sethrd]

THIS BEAR IS A TERRORIST! SOMEONE CALL THE DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY! WE NEED TO GET HIM TO GUANTANAMO BAY!

[ArchLordBoobington]

This commercial has been made with concentrated WTF, for you.

[Turbolovah676]

I don't think that bear is here to drink coke....

[bsmithmeyer]

@Turbolovah676 I think the bear is here to do some coke

[hungry1217]

this should be a 'dont do drugs' commercial

[ThazuaBlackarrow]

@hungry1217 "This is what happens when you've had too much coke, kids"

[jeepinsane87and89]

where do they play the game if not on earth?

[Wynstone7]

whats the first song called

[leaoaltamirano]

This is beyond awesome

[Justin2468Bieber]

I love u nanooks u guys r my home team. I am from fairbanks alaska and I love them so much they r so much fun who wants me to put a video of them winning a game cuz I have like 300 videos of them

[marathoner43]

I love it when he destroyed "The Seawolf". Friends don't let friends be Seawolves.

[euurik200]

whats the name of the song 0:15 - 0:35?

[TheRobotchicken32]

That is the most amazing thing ever

[lmac24um]

i like how they think that they are rivals with all those schools....but their really not cause no one cares about alaska...this is just too epic...best 2:12 of my life

[Justin2468Bieber]

@lmac24um NO ONE CARES ABOUT ALASKA!?!?!?!?!? Whatevs I happen to live in alaska and it is a lot more then a floating ice burg

[FacebookMeOnMyspace]

literally blew up the Earth..seems a lil excessive but oh well i spose polar bears have their reasons..

[Zaqwa2]

fucking epic shizz

[Rosvolainen]

They say Titanic sank because it hit an iceberg. I think it actually was an oversized icebear. Crap, just realized it's called polarbear and not icebear in english.

[believeland8]

why u gotta blow up osu? cmon now. lol otherwise. amazing intro!

[drdriftphd]

"At this point, the bear literally murders all the students in a few opposing colleges."

"Wait, what?"

"Hold on, don't rush to judgment. After that, he murders everyone on the planet and blows it up."

"Oh, in that case..."

[TheFoameh]

@drdriftphd

lmfao

[TheDaveStudios]

Anyone know Bobobobobobobo?

This is the same shit ^^

[ryanohan]

looks like he needs a coke

[Swamphunter]

#1 Threat to America: Polar Bears!

[Iambladesworn]

HOLY CRAP! THAT WAS ALMOST GURREN LAGANN LEVELS OF EPICNESS!

[NickSmielak]

That was fucking sick

[awsomosaurus995]

This seems logical.

[Alcatroph]

Michael Bay would be proud

[ilovefriedclams]

You would think the earth exploding would speed up global warming and kill polar bears...

[mankind94]

So it seems that the polar bear destroys the oil tanker because the tanker, oil and the inevitable pollution are destroying the environment, but then the thing goes on to destroy the planet?

Wow, that makes a lot of sense. I'd be crazy, too, if the sun were up for 20 hours at a time.

[bonerwall]

best video ... of all time .....

[Wizkid837]

That's my college... O_o

[jagvocate]

Just when you think pre-game videos cannot get any better, this comes along.

[Rovient]

This basically sums up the America's attitude to sport; all style and no substance. I guess if you need a CG polar bear blowing shit up to keep the audience's attention then what hope do the guys on the pitch have?

[bonerwall]

@Rovient wtf is a pitch

[williamsbrosstudios]

DAMN!!!

[patrickadair1995]

i think the left side of my brain turned too mush

[MeatSim9]

Hockey has gotten a bit more interesting since I last saw a game. I remember when they just had to cross the rink to score a goal, now they have to cross the fricking universe!

[abn865]

FUCKING AWESOME.

[15V31F]

Reminds me of the old Fox NHL intros, same wtf randomness about it.

[teachmetricks]

WHAT IN THE WHATING WHAT!?

[tlalocyariv]

...Pretty funny... but still bizarre and cruel

(...)

At the beginning, I thought it could be like a Coca-Cola's polar bears' TV ad: all tenderness and softness.

[rollup81]

this is by far the most aggressive and violent warm-up intro ever made!

[NamilosProductions]

mindphuck

[gfuzzy]

This isn't HQ.

[angrymannumber1]

I love the fact that, at some point, this intro was followed by a 0-0 tie game. HOCKEY FOR LIFE!!!

[jdslideshows]

does anyone know the first song used in this?

[prescriptionhotdogs]

@jdslideshows it's alan parson project- sirius 

[JessicaTheShark]

@jdslideshows 'Tis called "Sirius" by Alan Parsons Project.

[kirant]

At least Palin can see...whatever this was...from her house.

[NextianGeometry]

There can't be a more a more crazy awesome intro in all the world.

[Nanook1995]

hehe^^

[rpihockeyfan]

that bear is gonna cause another oil spill :P

[ovelatpandat]

Now is this a prophecy or what? I'm seeing a beginning of a whole new religion right here. The only problem is what we're gonna call it, polarialism maybe?

[RocketRitch88]

That was AWESOME! There so many tongue and cheek moments I lost count. If you are not a Conservative this video is going to make no sense to you at all. I loved it, very funny. GO NOOKS!

[ndsshc]

Self Control - Laura Branigan (RIP)  GREAT tune but, wow - a hockey intro song she didn't see.

[kmiller812]

Bears with hockey sticks, pretty fucking dangerous. Bears dedicated enough to take years of flight lessons, inconceivably dangerous.

[vapor285]

This is so bad ass.

[Skoodge80]

no better thing has ever been created in the history of mankind

[phoxxlotekk]

Far out vid! *thumbs up*

I think the first track is a remake of Area 51 - "Let it move you"

[allredhead]

This is the greatest hockey game intro of all time, OF ALL TIME.

[Checkit16]

so after blowing up the opposing teams and the world, I guess they won't be playing any more games..

[allredhead]

@Checkit16 And I'm from Ohio! No more damn Eskemos in my damn state!