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  • you are a stupid man / driver , you better go and  die alone on an open road then to kill other people on highway

  • great car:) my car doesn't have DSC/servo direction....so, when i lost control at high speed...i crash...

  • I really dont get it o-o

  • bollocks

  • did u died ?

  • Song?

  • You are an idiot. Glad I wasn't on the road near you with my family in the car. Grow up wanker

  • Sissy

    

  • Only non professional driver needs dsc

  • While your car may have DSC, it's obvious your camera doesn't.

  • ou sh|T! 1frame/1s camera with resolution 10x10pix?

  • @haselzde hahaha

  • You really did this? For real? I have to ask the question because I can't fathom another single reason why anyone would TRY something like this, then post it on youtube for 10 million people to criticize you for being moron.

    I have this suspicion that you're likely the next nominee for the Darwin Award.

  • Filmed while pepper-sprayed

  • Too bad it didn't kill you.

  • My Calculator have more mega Pixels :D

  • @kevinhamburg91 Uploaded by iimprezu 12/12/2006??? you fuck dumb!!!!

  • @manuelohoho hey watch your language

    i just mean its bed

    PS even my first phone camera 2002 did better videos

  • Thanks for your video sharing!!!!!! What happened to your car at the end of the video, can you tell me the details, and I have the same damn experience with my 5 series BMW 523, my car was total loss and scraped. Please let me know how the ASC works in the last few seconds of your video and how you gain by your control my email is yychuen123@yahoo.com.hk

  • Damn, you're here to piss people off more than impress them with your "fancy" driving

    dood just give it up and remove this video

  • Next time, don't use a camera that's made with mustard and socks.

  • you are a complete dumb assi hat pricks like you who do dum shit like this with there car you put you and others in harms way its stupid

  • what an idiot

  • So. this one time, I was driving my BMW 90 MPH on the highway while it was raining and there was traffic, and I was filming it. And then, like, my car totally almost lost control! Like OH EM GEE, seriously! Thank God my traction control saved my retarded ass from dying. Darwin was wrong!

    Tool.

  • Prick of a driver...

  • suck

    

  • I don't give a damn about your life since you're a retard driving like an idiot, especially in the rain. What makes me happy is that it saved the OTHER drivers lives.

  • Too bad DSC couldn't also buy you a better camera and a camera mount.

  • You Shouldn't speed when it rains. The likely-hood of you causing an accident or not avoiding one is very high.

  • I hope you fucktard that your ABS module goes bad...so you won´t have more DSC, die and stop endangering smart people´s lives...asshole.

  • Calisse de retardé.

  • S T U P I D

  • Esti retardat !

  • SHIFT YOU FUCKER SHIFT, TURN THE CAMERA OFF AND SHIFT BEFORE YOU BLOW IT UP, YOUR NOT EVEN GOING FAST THIS IS NOT NASCAR, I SWEAR IF I SAW YOU ON THE FREE WAY ID FUCKING SPIN YOU OUT. YOU ARE NOT COOL LISTENING TO TECHNO THAT SHIT WAS 20 YEARS AGO AND WASNT COOL THEN

  • @MrHartford1990 So you listen to "cool" music just to be cool. Well that's really cool. Fucking moron

  • dude y r u going so fast u faggot? and we cant tell it save ur life u retard

  • I wish you did die.

  • Youre a fucking idiot 

  • It saved your life so you can go on to probably kill somebody.

  • you should of died no one told you to go driving recklessly.

  • I wish DSC didn't save his life because it knew he was an idiot and just shut down to support evolution.

  • @assailant85 As Einstein said:"Only two things are infinite - the universe and the human stupidity, but I`m having doubts about the first one." (might not be the correct quote word by word, but you get the picture)

  • @KarlisKristaps exactly. I like this quote , Einstein was pretty clever ;)

  • It shouldn't have to save your life, you should be rethinking your actions, not thanking BMW.

  • can some one tell me what this vid was about

  • You and your entire family should be killed to prevent the spread of faulty genetic material.

  • why its so fkn long if the only important moment is in last few secs..

  • DSC won't save you from driving off a bloody great cliff. Or will it? I suggest you try it for your next video.

  • Perhaps if you weren't speeding in the rain whilst filming it... it may not of happened? =/

  • Geez everybody is so mean I'm sure he learned his lesson but that wasn't the point of the video to show how cool he is speeding it's to show what circumstances dsc can save you from

  • Switch the DSC off next time, please... One macho retard in BMW less.

  • Maybe you should slow down toolbox! Dumb...Just Dumb

  • wow youre a fucking asshole you know that. makes people who actually saved for years to drive a car like a bmw look like assholes too.

  • I see the moron who posted this has been called all sorts of names already, but not a ruddy imbecile. I believe I'm the first to call this guy a ruddy imbecile.

    Anyone has some other new insults for him? He could also be a called a turnipstuffer.

  • @1971ojoalparche1971

    "You dirty... stuck-up... sadistic... shit-eating, cock-sucking, butt-fucking, penis-smelling, crotch-grabbing, ball-licking, semen-drinking, dog-raping, child-touching, cow-humping, perverted, spineless, heartless, mindless, dickless, testicle-choking, urine-gargling, jerk-offing, horse face, sheep-fondling, toilet-kissing, self-centered, feces-puking, dildo-shoving, snot-spitting, crap-gathering, big-nosed, monkey-slapping, bastard-screwing, bean-shitting, ..."

  • @jk98765432 "fart-knocking, sack-busting, splooge-tasting, bear-blowing, head-swallowing, bitch-snatching, handjobbing, donkey-caressing, mucus-spewing, anal-plugging, ho-grabbing, uncircumsized, sewer-sipping, whore mongering, piss-swimming, midget-munching, douche bag, ho-biting, carnivorous, mail-order prostituting ASSHOLE!!"

    Does that sum up most people's thoughts on this guy well enough?

  • @jk98765432 Very nice and to the point. If you get to say in one breath, you get to spit on this guy's mother for free.*

    *10 cents each additional spit.

  • QUATTRO FOR THE WET NOT THIS SHIT

  • Im just glad it saved other peoples lives. Not necessarily his. Keep it on the track, please. Not where you can kill over people.

  • You're a loser who's destined to die an early death. Hopefully, I'll be many miles away.

  • Who here wishes he didnt have dsc????

  • next time drive faster !

  • coincidence you were filming my ass. you were trying to be cool and drive 100mph in the rain with some shity music that you think is cool. learn how to drive responseably. you risked other innocent peoples lives for this shit. if you want to crash kill yourself not others

  • g, the description seems to be copied from wikipedia.

  • this MUST be in Jersey.

  • Ahahahahhahahahahaha JACKASS!!!

  • Dumb ass driver. Horrible ass music.

    Seriously. Do that shit at the track. Just because you have a BMW doesnt mean you can speed 40MPH faster than others safely.

  • There's always next time . . .

  • Tool.

  • Fuck off

  • Why the hell were you driving so fast? Your passing those other cars up like a bat out of hell.

  • Idiot ... Is this to show how stupid u r.?

    Wet road, at speed, while videoing = moron.!

  • DSC didn't save your life - it saved the innocent family of 4 you could have plowed into whilst acting like a fucking moron...

  • Okay, sooo.... the thought that went into this vid

    cranked shit techno. check

    driving a shit bmw. check

    driving like a retard. check

    driving like a retard while in the rain. check

    driving like a retard while in the rain and using my shitphone to record me proving how retarded i am when im behind the wheel.

    this video shows how retarded people can be and i know why i pay way to much for insurance.

  • @thepolishman69 I dont agree only with the "shit" bmw part :)

  • @thepolishman69 well said lol

  • @thepolishman69 agreed except for the bmw :P its an e46 it might be pretty cool acutally :P

  • @thepolishman69 lol how can you call that a shit bmw , u have a civic lol

  • @goodblood4 i do own a civic, thats my turbo toy. i also own a 2004 6 speed Nissan Maxima as my DD.. so i stand what i say. shit bmw

  • @thepolishman69 lol a civic and a maxima his bimmer values more than ur 2 shits , fucking ricer

    

  • @goodblood4 i think u should look for how much old bmw's go for there bud, and unless he has an M'serise or a v8 in that bmw, im happy that both my cheapers cars that are faster and better on gas.

    and i see you have lots of cars and uploads on your page (0) , so just crawl back in your parents basment and keep on jerkin it to little beibers pictures and pretending you know what your talking about, cheers.

  • @thepolishman69 pouhahaha , I didnt know that people who owns cars needs obviously to put them on youtube your dumb as fuck , a 325i would smoke your shittie civic

  • @goodblood4 if u knew anything about the 325i (which you dont) or ever drive them, (which i do b/c thats what i do for a living is work/fix shitty and nice bmw's) i can tell you my civic HAS walked many 325i's so thanks. im done here, bye

  • @thepolishman69 u dont even have a change agaisnt a 330i shitface , keep enjoying your pos civic vtak

  • @goodblood4 my civic does stand a chance* against* a 330i also, and my civic is very clean and it does not have Vtec*

    * = spell check***** learn how to spell so you dont look like a giant retarded ignorant fuck. all the best :)

  • @thepolishman69 sure , you're boosting like @ 6PSI / 9PSI and you probably bought your turbo on turbokits(dot)com

  • @thepolishman69 but you drive a civic...lol.

  • @vgorous and a 04 maxima as my daily. cheers

  • @thepolishman69 LMAO you have a CIVIC. And that BMW isn't a shit BMW. It's an average BMW, which is better than a Civic.

  • @VhUgGz maybe you and "goodblood6" should go on a date and trash talk my civic u know nothing about or my other cars.

  • @thepolishman69 that is not techno music this is trance music, check :) i agree with you trance sh*t.

  • FUCK YOU

  • pendejo!

  • Did that kick in when there was an error with your fucking common sense?

  • how this guy really is a fag. fuckin pozers tryin to act cool

  • no, dsc maybe saved other people life.

  • twoje tak ale innych życie jest zagrożone przez takich piratów jak ty !!!

  • Not trying to take a video while im driving saved my life

  • grow up, does one look like a cigarette? you think fag hurts us?

    get a life loosers, only thing your pointing is your own doubts on your own sexuality.

    Why so afraid if your str8?

  • hydroplaning is really dangerous...it happened to me! i was driving this toyota camry 2004 about 40km/h down hill and there is this round about and the audi stopped suddenly in front of me....i started braking from 40m distance....the stupid didnt even engage ABS..all the wheel locked up and i crashed into this audi a4...toyota was really damaged and the audi only had a big scratch and the rear is a bit out of shape...fuk i hate toyota camry worst car ever...

  • very funny:))))))))))))))) nice efect:))

  • fag with techno

  • Why would you put this on youtube? What did you expect? People to congratulate you??

    Go buy a different car, don't make BMW driver look like idiots.... bit late for that though since many of them are, unfortunately.

  • What a hero.. not. Driving like a PRICK... 80+ in the dark and rain, its dickheads like you that deserve to crash die- its dickheads like you that loose control on the roads and wipeout innocent people all while you play your shitty music.

    Your a shit driver and a shit oxygen theiving subhuman being- NOB!

  • That is dumest driving ive ever seen!!! Is that car awd?

  • Suicide driving rwd fast in rain even 20mph in right condition = crash! Hell I spun mine on clear sunny day with little sand on road

  • The ONLY thing that should save your life is a coma you hairy cock.

  • delirium silence

  • you better stay off the road

  • Why is it that most BMW driver's are douchebags and would go 100mph in the rain?

  • @fdjizm cause it's a bmw?

  • excelent fps , -2 -3 ?

  • wow 5 fps..

  • WTF nice slide compilation. IDIOT

  • DSC saved your life yet your recording a video while driving? Your a total moron. You will crash eventually, I promise you that. Anybody who engages in such careless driving deserves to believe that DSC will save their life regardless of how badly they drive.

  • idiot :) rear wheel drive car in the rain doing 100 mph...idiot...just dumb ...

  • nice slide show.

  • you deserved the crash, for doing 100 mph in the rain

  • you don't need DSC, you need to pay attention to the road instead of filming your so called driving skills

  • I actually put a new battery about 6 months ago. But Guess what.... I just found out that the rotors in the front were very warped and that was causing the sensor to go off. So I changed the rotors and pads, cleaned the abs sensors just in case, and problem is gone.

  • The BRAKE and DSC light come on on my 330ci 2001, while I am driving. Does anybody know what is the solution?

  • @TigerOscar78 You'll have to check your ABS sensors - this is the most common failure. But, when BRAKE and DSC light comes on after hard braking, I suggest checking your battery (recharge it or replace with new one). When voltage in battery goes under 11,5 V, DSC and ABS are automatically off - then you have BRAKE and DSC failure warning in your instrument cluster...

  • dumb fuck driver

  • The song is DJ Tatana - Enjoy The Silence

  • thanks for the slide show

  • Wow, loud music, speeding, using one hand to film, tailgating other drivers AND driving like an idiot....and you almost lost control? Amazing.

  • i cant really see nothing

  • LOL 2FPS...

  • corri di meno coglione

  • NAGRYWANE KALKULATOREM!!!

  • 1.BMW is shit

    2.HI-Speed

    3.BMW-speed-water=madafaka LOL

  • 1.BMW is shit

    2.HI-Speed

    3.BMW-speed-water=madafaka LOL

  • What song is this?

  • Traction control is BOTH HANDS ON THE WHEEL

  • 2.5fps...very shitty.....i cant understand anything in this...

  • FUCKING IDIOT !! is all i will say,

  • 1. The driver is an idiot.

    2. What's the point of posting such a shitty video?

  • @MrZlodeus Well, you saved me from having to type it! He should have "Caught" this video with a better camera!! lol

  • So what we have here is a youthful driver speeding over 100 mph in an expensive car, in techerous rainy conditions, blasting very distracting techno music, holding a video recorder in one hand, on a public highway.

    And the award for safest driver of the year goes to........

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  • DSC saved your life from your irresponsibility...

  • the only time I ever leave dsc on is when its raining or snowing. if its nice out... i turn that garbage off. theres been so many times where DSC kicked in, and almost caused something bad to happen. I hate it

  • @whygodrums10 , i know what you mean.

    But Mercedes ESP is even MORE intrusive. On a dry day, i came off a sharp exit ramp at a measly 28 mph, the ESP applied FULL BRAKING FORCE to the front wheels, causing my coffee (which was in the cup holder) to spill all over the center console, and fucked up my shift lever module causing a $250 repair. In short, fuck stability control lol.

  • wow, thats terrible. I really think all of these stupid drivers aids are unsafe for the most part. I remember one time I was merging onto a highway from the shoulder and I go and floor it and DSC kicked in and my car literally wouldnt go anywhere for about a second. What if a car was coming and I really needed to floor it?

  • @whygodrums10 , yeah they're surprisingly hazardous "aids". I do believe they do help the car keep its composure during REAL emergency manuevers, but i just wish these systems had a higher threshold until they intervened. I see no reason for electronic stability control to be activating itself at a speed below 30 mph.

  • and this bmw have ASC our ASC+T

  • bmw have DTC dynamic traction contron NOT dsc!!!!

  • @lukash02 they have both actually

  • Fuck you fagot. You need to live in hell instead of driving a car. The road will be safer without you.

  • maybe if you were not holding your camera?

  • bmw has the system because it HAPPENS to people. He should not die because he was going fast. Btw its HIS car NOT yours, so why do you care if he wrecked it

  • @divedeep17g Cuz he might crash and kill other drivers on the road.

  • everyone does stupid shit in there cars at some point or another and im sure you have to but if i didn't have DSC he could have killed someone but car have the system and no one got hurt

  • biggest waste of 57 seconds ever. next time jump out of your car and cross the freeway when that happens. should solve ur problem.

  • everyones acting like they never did stupid shit in their lives. hope off your high horses you pompous assholes...the idiot who recorded this did something wrong, doesnt mean he should be shot.

  • fuck u and ur DSC and yr car

  • For all the idiots commenting. First of all. Not all teenagers are bad drivers (are we even sure this is one?) Second of all. This driver is a fail. We are aware of it so stop saying it. Third of all. Driver, actually learn to drive before posting a video nobody cares about.

  • good song...

  • And videotaping at the same time, albeit 1 fps. Nice going, jackass.

  • @pf126p

    LOL!

  • Pity I didn't happen to be around when you crasehd otherwise you would have got more good video - of me beating the shit out of you for endangering others.

    I would tie you into your car and drive it off a cliff - I wonder if the airbags would save you as your car disintegrated into a thousand bits?

    Hopefully not.

  • dumb kid in BMW

  • Too bad you didn't crash and die :(

  • Delirium Silence - paul oakenfold

  • the video and sound is very poor but i like the song

  • Well, you probably spend all your money on this car, and can't afford a proper camcoder :P . It's not a movie, it's a slideshow.

  • nothing can save a dumb ass for driving like a dumbass

  • the only thing is see is some dumbass driving with one hand on the wheel, the other on a cell phone in shitty weather conditions...

  • I DIDT SEE A SHIT..!!!!

  • lol.

    do 110mph next time.

    see what happens.

    make sure you film so we can see it on the news please though.

  • i didn't see anywhere DSC lamp flashing how did you know that DSC worked??

  • I'm just going ti say what all people say on youtube comments:

    That was 55 seconds of my life I'll never get back you stupid fuck! Fucking, shit I'll fucking drive all over you with my fucking jet powered Hummer because I'm better at any*fucking*thing in the world than anybody else, fuck, because I am a quantum physicist who has won over9000 Nobel prizes in fucking awesomeness! OMFG LOL @ 0:55, you can see where I am fucking awesome! Fuck, fucking, fuck you!

  • This is perhaps the best YouTube satire I've ever read. It is the only reason this video was worth watching-- to read TheBetenoir's satirical post.

  • @Moosey1789

    Thank you.

    If I were any other commenter, this is what I'd say: "Your Gay". And then we'd get into some philosophical debate about gays and it will evolve into a political discussion about how Republicans or Democrats suck and should die. Some more gay comments and suggestions on how you should die or commit suicide.

    Even though your reply was a COMPLIMENT. So, thanks!

  • Turn off DSC, do the entire world a favor.

  • First, I don't see the great danger. I've driven no electronics car @150kph in horrible rains through serious corners. Need good tires. Second, if DSC *really* saved your life, good for you. Maybe next time it'll be the airbags, who knows.