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  • circumcised looks ugly, scarred and dry...it's not something to be proud of lol

    the only people that circumcise are jews/muslims/pakis and white trash...sorry, but it's true, and none of the stuff you said about foreskin in your vid is correct btw

  • The obvious precarious nature of the circumcised man is that he cannot admit that something precious was taken from him by the people closest to him in a violent and painful way.

    America is the land of mutilated men. Having a part of your penis cut off without your consent is obvious violence, sexual assault, and emasculation. I think these men have a lot of anger and are taking it out on the obvious victim, those men who escaped victimization.

  • ROFLMAOOOOOOOOOO I died!

  • Boo. Very boo.

  • Oi i wank & i have a forskin lol and i cum pretty well mate soo what wrong with a forskin..? Hmmm..

  • it is amazing for all those american so proud of their manhood being destroyed, and so disgusted by their natural body. Is it sad?

  • This isn't about xenophobia, nationalism or anything else. It's about circumcison rates worldwide and the FACTS surrounding the practice. Your ad hominem attacks simply demonstrate that you can't support your point of view with facts so you choose to attack me personally intead. Your experience w/French cocks doesn't match the facts (or my experience either). And you can easily find data in many other places than Wikipedia. At this point you're just being willfully ignorant.

  • took ya long enough to own up to your Passport

    very American habit i might ad

    the limousine liberal. "were so smart we dont have to condescend ourselves to the " little people"

    sheesh, were you born under a rock ?

  • you forgot to mention Israel

  • Idiotic and misleading. It's obvious that the people who made this know nothing about foreskin. Cut guys with dry, insenstive dicks have no idea what they're missing. No other developed country in the entire world practices circumcision other than the US and certain European countries refuse to let circumcision be paid for by insurance. It's time that people in the US stopped being such jerks and accepted that circumcision is a form of genital mutilation. Period.

  • @lavarian its time you stopped being such an anti American Nazi you fool

    first of all, IT SAYS VERY CLEARLY ITS A >>P*A*R*O*D*Y* <<

    second of all two things your got horibly wrong, alot of men are cut for example in FRANCE and other European countries,

    and now for health insurance, It has been determined in Recent years in USA that the pros and cons of circumcision are ( read this!; ACCORDING TO THE INSTITUTION)balanced, about 50/50) thus it is no longer paid by the insurance companies

  • @poosaypirate I'm an anti-American Nazi for disagreeing with a clearly retrograde practice that's a hangover from the puritanical medical views of the Victorian era? Freedom of opinion and disagreement are very American practices. Your comment that "a lot" of men in France and Europe are cut is factually incorrect - a basic google/wikipedia search confirms this and it's common knowledge that w/the exception of the US, the vast majority of circumcisions are for Muslims and Jews. Period.

  • tedious and annoying attempt at trying to subvert the meaning and purpose of my observation ploying to mask your anti American sentiment in the name of "opinion".you seem to listen and remember Selectively- Apparently you forgot the part where you said

    "It's time that people in the US stopped being such jerks and accepted circumcision is a form of genital mutilation"-  now that just has Classic European Chauvanism

    many developed countries still cut and Wikipedia is not god.

  • clearly what you have not figured out is that with a country of over 300 million people they dont all think the same, & like it or not you have Muslims & Jews on your continent anyway.- therefore you have cutting all over the world. Staticians estimate that Europe will be predominantly Muslim by 2050, thus making USA far more "modern" if thats how we gauge it.

  • 3 while I had intended to ignore fake "freedom of opinion defense, I will take more time to remind you that its my freedom of opinion" to realize that its you who is having post Victorian backlash not modern Americans.

  • @poosaypirate Makes less sense than your previous "arguments."

  • @poosaypirate Um...duh. Stick to the point and to the observations in my first posting: "A lot" of guys aren't circumcised in Europe. The figure well under 20% overall and well below 5% in many countries. Stop trying to avoid the point by adding idiotic and irrelevant observations.

  • @lavarian thats the pot calling the kettle black my little anti American freak

  • @poosaypirate Meaning and purpose of your observation? Give me a break - I'm born and raised in the US, you fool. And clearly there are lots of jerks in this country, who, despite being spoon-fed verifiable facts, choose to desperately cling to their misinformed opintions: you're a perfect example. The statistics regarding circumcision rates in Europe simply don't back up your opinion. Deal with it. Period.

  • @lavarian seems like you are getting your statistics from Wikipeida, enough said!

    ive seen more French dick than youve seen hot dogs and sausages combined

    they cut in France sorry kid

  • Idiotic and misleading. It's obvious that the people who made this know nothing about foreskin. Cut guys with dry, insenstive dicks have no idea what they're missing. No other developed country in the entire world practices circumcision other than the US and certain European countries refuse to let circumcision be paid for by insurance. It's time that people in the US stopped being such jerks and accepted circumcision is a form of genital mutilation. Period.

  • how out of date is this. Foreskin's rule forever

  • Yes, have the doctor undo what God has done since God says he screwed up putting it there in the first place.:)

  • This video is bullshit, I'm uncut and I already felt insecure. You're discriminating this guy and making his already low self esteem even lower, it doesn't just effect him, it effects all of us uncut men.

  • LUBE!~!!!!

  • apparently having foreskin makes sex feel better for guys

  • whatever dude.

  • Many Japanese & Chinese guys are getting circumcised these days in their own countries. So are Koreans and guys from the Philippines. And nearly all guys from West African countries are circumcised too. And that's without even mentioning all the Muslim countries around the world, where guys get circumcised there too...

  • LMFAO... i guess this is American. Eww scabs??? wtf? What are you doing?

  • @kerou16 some one cant read the word PARODY . dont they have this word in your Country?

  • Pure bullsheet.

  • Who ever invented this male torture was crazy!!!!! I was ripped off at birth and very angry that it was done to me... Sex isn't as good as it really could be, should I have it. There is a lot of emotional trama created to the unfortunate victims of this tragidy.

  • Germans simply looked at the penis to identify jews for deportation or the labor camps. Morris Fishbein, editor of Journal of the American Medical Association from 1924 to 1950, used his clout to persuade parents and doctors to circumcise all male infants regardless of religion. The jewish plan was to hide out among other mutilated males if America was ever defeated or Americans ever rebelled against jewish supremacy. The defeat of Hitler caused untold millions of gentiles to suffer mutilation.

  • @LayTheGroundWork wrong it started in the Victorian era .

    Drs just do it for money

  • @cayugagardens : Amen. Circumcision is butchery and should NEVER be done.

  • @cayugagardens agreed but look into foreskin restoration online there are non surgical ways to do it just look it up and good luck to you

    you are right about what you say encourage others not to

  • (2)The most fine-touch sensible part of the Penis is the seam-line along the inner fold of the PrePuce. Nobody informs about that, for good reason. It is not simply the Frenulum that is sensitive! The seam-line which ends at the [tip of the PP] = acroposthion is almost completely cut away during CircumCision. Afterwards the Penis needs a lot more FRICTION to elict a Climax.

    Regrettably, rough Stimulation creates shallower orgasm.

  • A society with an attitude to the PrePuce that is unnatural, twisted, perverted and sick. The same applies for these insane productions where Penises are attributed as "schlongs" and with "Smegma" or worse even "Schmegma" in order to discredit natural appearances and functions. DISTURBING!

    Considering this kind of insecure dealing with a Violation of basic human rights via male infant genital mutilation. I am grateful to be born in a country where this atrocity is not performed.

  • @kleenex3000 actually you are wrong, while it MAY be Discouraged in GERMANY its still performed it was outlawed until sometime in the Seventies when Muslim guest workers protested the law because of their religious beliefs, the law was changed, Guess you guys are not so Free of Religion or isolated from the rest of the world as you like to fool yourself, Im glad i was born in a country that does not teach superficial arrogance the you seem to have mastered - watch out who you alienate

  • @kleenex3000 ps you are drastically distorting the US usages of the terms schlong and Smegma in a desperate attempt to your 400 year old social conditioning brainwashed attitude about Puritanica in USA

    stop Watching RTL II and you will feel alot better

  • i have forskin and im prod of it but giting laid is hard

  • @alexiserquiaga

    If you meet a "lady" who prefers the mutilated c*ck then mistrust her, better run away. For my part I prefer a woman who appreciates and wants to explore the whole intimate package respectively - and the same applies for myself vice-versa; I want to explore the whole female package.

  • @kleenex3000 rock on with ur bad self

  • cutting off your foreskin is like cutting off your toes they are useless RIGHT... I would chainsaw my left arm off for my foreskin back..My parents only paid 5 bucks for them to chop mine off I think we got ripped off ass wipe doctors

  • @boblikesit i think you are right too but you can look into restoration with out surgery, good luck to you

  • it's just a way for lazy americans not to clean penis hahahaha..that's why they don't take showers for weeks lol

  • uh are you serious? what's so great about not having a foreskin? stupid parents are just brain washed by doctors who says to do so..

  • Sucks to be a straight guy with foreskin.

    When you're gay, foreskin is crazy hot.

  • putting religions aside,i tinkk cut penis is cleaner and way faster to haf sex compared to some1 who is uncut..honest..bcos uncut u need to push dat fella to toilet and clean his birrdy abit more than a cut dick...but cut or uncut,do take care of it pls boys..cos there mite b others who wants to use ur dicks too...meaning new partners...after d old oness...

  • scratched? Scabs? Jesus fucking christ, dude! How the hell do you get toilet paper in it?

    I only fuck women without clitorises, because when they don't have clits they don't have to worry about having orgasms plus clits are gross.

    This video is pretty fucking stupid. Having a foreskin rocks!

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  • This is what Amerifags actually believe.

  • @Rozmic and thats what YOU believe!

    nothing like pissing on your own foot is there cowboy

  • LOL its totally the oposite in my country :D In my country, everybody is uncircumsized, and there are rare people that have been circumsized :P Those who have get laughed at xD (I'm circumsized :P) But I don't take life seriously so i just don't give a fuck xD Circumsized are not, we still fuck and we still cum. I would find a way to fiuck even if I had no dick, just like, fuck women with my balls or somthin XD I have a very very strong libido(sexual desire) so Circumsizion was helpful for me

  • Now I live normally, I only masturbate 2-5 times a day when before circumsizion I masturbated 8-13 times a day xD Plus theres no chance of that weird white ''smog''(bacteria) or whatever showing up under my foreskin since I have none no moe :P And I don't have to spend so much time washing my penis.. If you aren't circumsized and have no disease or religious belief, don't get it. If you are circumsized, its completely okay, women don't care if you have it or not, they just want to be pleased :>

  • The foreskin is there for a reason, and chicks who don't digg foreskin can fuck off!

  • eeeerm In any other modern sophisticated country the girls think not having a foreskin is gross.

  • Hilarious but so true!

  • Okay, so I get that this is a parody and such, but giving how lightly this subject is taken in general and how many boys are mutilated each day, I find it in very poor taste. If a guy is circumcised, he should be grateful that he survived the risks of skin bridges, hairy shaft, penile ablation, loss of function, and death. Everyone who is pro-circ seems to be some mix of ignorant, narcissistic, sadistic, and under the influence of some strange idea of what is attractive.

  • More than 80% of men in the world are intact and don't have problems.

  • circumcision is for jews...oh thats right caucasions in the USA are all jews...bad luck I guess.

  • HAHA, so true. Americans are dickless jews

  • Meh. Don't cause your kid pain. Let the choose later.

  • this is a load of shit, first off uncut has sooooo many benefits cut doesn't, such as 50% more sensitive (feels better masturbating/sex) sensitivity doesn't get lower as you age (the glans get dry and soon have no sensitivity) natural and easier to masturbate, that's right! no lube! lol.. not that you do in the first place, its just more pleasurable, also if your thinking of infections etc.. the girls have it really moist but you don't see any infections (if you keep it clean). I'm out of text.

  • @billyboy385 its a parody so dont get your panties in a knot but i can think of better things to make parodies about thats for god damned sure

  • @poosaypirate hmm.. true enough i spose but you have to appreciate the effort he put into it.

  • hey, in the garden of eden, Adam def had a foreskin....Eve liked it, after all they had many children; if a foreskin was put there by God who are we to remove it?

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  • stupid and gross

  • Nice work!!

  • this guy clearly has never known what it is like to have a foreskin, honestly i cant believe cut guys make fun of uncut guys, the really do not realise it is they who are disfigured and unfortunate lol stupid americans

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  • this guy is an "uncut" impostor!!!!!!

    FORESKIN RULES!!!!!!

    your "turtleneck" acts as lubrication, you dont need lotion. and if your wackin' it enough to get scabs, dont blame it on the foreskin, blame it on your inability to find a new hobby.

    All my life guys gave me shit about it, but once i started layin' pipe, the women that were in the "know" said they preferred it :)

    i have a few buddies that are "natural" and we all have a common denominator--we have healthy wangs.

    YAY US!

  • Is this really supposed to be funny? Cuz it's not. Grew up uncircumcised in the US. Girls never rejected me, and I had to send a couple of girls to take a shower cuz THEY got smeg on ME. People go "ew! it'll stink!" But they won't even stop to think how it is women can manage. Those of us who have been with a woman know how bad it can get. But it's no big deal. We don't send them to get cut, right? This video is complete BS. Male circ' is down in the US by 50%. Smart parents tell Drs to f* off.

  • Judging Amy ... "If the English are so concered about things looking good, their would circumcise their males ...

  • ATTENTION  during ww2 they would make you drop your pants and verify if your jewish or not, foreskin meant you lived, circumcised meant you either died on the spot (if your lucky) or straight to the camp, the circumcised camp hahahahhaha, circumcised meant Jew, no ifs or buts, circumcised meant death!!!!

  • yeah thats true, very sick, sad, war. So I guess it's a personal choice then. I thought it was done because it was easier to keep it clean, less infections, etc..., hmmmm, just a thought..

  • Foreskins are nasty. Womens dirty fish flaps are even nastier! Good boys and girls have those nasty flaps removed.

  • I was circumcised. I'm 18. My penis is entirely scar tissue and calluses, because of it rubbing against the hairs that grow down there from puberty. It's sadistic. When I was a bouncing baby boy I was lynched, molested, and mutilated by that barbaric practice.

  • Was that girl serious??

  • Female circumcision does not reduce sexual activity

    12:30 24 September 2002

    NewScientist news service

    Emma Young

    "Circumcised women experience sexual arousal and orgasm as frequently as uncircumcised women, according to a study in Nigeria."

  • Could you link that study? I would rather have proof please. I have heard that same piece of information from numerous sources and a few PH.d Sexologists, but if the info has changed I would really rather know than be spreading false information. Thanks

  • Female circumcision does not reduce sexual activity

    12:30 24 September 2002

    NewScientist news service

    Emma Young

    "Circumcised women experience sexual arousal and orgasm as frequently as uncircumcised women, according to a study in Nigeria."

  • I'd look at his dick, but then I'm queer as hell! It is a great parody, regardless, funny as hell. And as someone that is cut, I do wish someone asked my opinion first, I would have opted out. WTF, cut the end off the most sensitive piece of meat on a newborn for no real medically necessary reason? Fuck that! On the flip side, it hasn't hindered my excessive monkey spanking pleasure. But that doesn't justify taking my skin away!

  • I think it would be reasonable to make fun of him because of his monkey face and that retarded haircut, and that dude that's looking at the other guy's dick while he was peeing, he is the real freak, who the hell does that.

  • also it's a good parody

  • Firstly Americans can't comment on being uncut as they have no idea about it and secondly, I know of no-one who'd give their skin up or has alleged problems with it.

    How about- (and any British guy will back me up) being uncut is amazing and it makes wanking so much fun!

  • Im American, Im uncut.

  • Chockles - castration reduces the risk of HIV infection even more than circuncision- and helps solve the problem of over population of the earth by stupid people-and allows men to focus on more productive things than just sex

  • as u get older no forskin on penis does change ur sensativity, more cut ppl are prone to erectile dyfunction. But on other paw foreskin ppl have the constant upkeep of cleaning. So id rather clean then loose erections if my parents allowed a choich to fall to us.

  • Nature gave us foreskin. To cut it is fucked up. I don't think we know better than our creator. I wish my parents gave me a choice.

  • This JOKE is cruel..in my family we DO NOT mutilate our innocent babies..I dont think you realize circumcision started in the US in 1860 as a form of punishment for masturbation..then in 1935 physicians told people it would provide immunity to nearly all physical & mental illnesses..in 1994 reachers and scientist agree threre is no medical evidence, painful, traumatic, it is mutilation, senseless, barbaric..some people do anything for money..even amputate helpless babies..It breaks my heart.

  • as far as i know i come from a country where almost all men are cut and proud to be cut... it's already the acceptable practice and tradition that men should be circumcised with the child consent and in my country medical doctors do not oppose circumcision...

  • yeah the docs are circ. themselves

  • Safe sex practices are still the best prevention of STDs and HIV, neither cut or uncut.

  • i did not say circumcision is useful for protection for STDs. Circumcision is only recommended for medical reason... deemed necessary.

    i come from a country 99% men are cut...

  • Aren't you the lucky one, having all that sexual sensetivity stripped away?

    Circumcisions are only medically recommended in an extremely small number of incidences, like when the foreskin is too tight to be retracted (phimosis). Even then they don't have to remove the entire foreskin, just enough to allow it to retract.

    Cut men are no less succeptable to catching HIV then inact men. BS facts and statistics are constantly being distributed to keep this billion dollar industry afloat.

  • ciircumsized is better and it feels better

  • In your profound, exalted opinion? Must rush out and butcher myself, then. You've really sold it to me.

    Please, I've lived with foreskin for 22 years, as have every single one of my friends. None of the girls we've been with have a problem with it and neither do we. Intact guys have more sexual sensitvity and we don't need to use lube to masturbate. What's more we can appreciate our parents for not mutilating as babies.

    Ultimately it's your choice, but don't claim that it is better.

  • uncricumcised is neglection

    and th foreskin is diseases

  • Could you renegotiate your moronic ramblings into proper syntax form please?

    On second thoughts, don't bother. I doubt you're capable of talking about this rationally.

    "Uncircumsed is neglection". How is it neglectful of a parent to leave their baby the way nature intended them to be, with all the functions required to enjoy sex fully? I would argue it is neglectful of a parent to force this brutality upon their son, when no medical institution deems it necessary.

  • The fact is that you'll never know and you had no choice! Think about what it does (massages the glans during sex and keeps the glans clean, soft and sensitive). I wouldn't give mine up thanks!

    I don't get how the US got so afraid of the natural human body...

  • I don't know who you were responding to, but I'm not American and I'm very much against circumcision.

  • idiot

  • 12insausage - if you were castrated at birth you would be telling us how much better it is

  • this is weird... there is nothing wrong with foreskin... so many people in the US dont know what it is for and like most other things here blindly go by what is told to them, so without true understanding or questioning what they are told they feel it is good to be cut...it is really sad.

  • A circumcised penis is abnormal. There's no way that removing so much sexually functional tissue won't affect penile function.

    Circumcised men are NOT less prone to STDs than uncirc'd. Compare Europe (where well over 90% of the men are uncut) with the 80% circumcised USA. Both continents have similar sexual practices and promiscuity, yet the USA has a higher rate of STDs - particularly HIV.

    Not a single medical society recommends circumcision as useful protection for STDs. Wear a condom!

  • circumcision scars are fucked up dude. Leave your baby boy alone.

  • this "joke" could hurt infant boys.

  • lol, that is a great parody on American society`s relationship to a man`s foreskin :)

  • hahahahah good message!

  • Wow, in my school we had a boy that "was" circumcised, and everyone made fun of him for being a muslim. So now they are making fun of christians?

  • this is dangerous - Americans are so fucking stupid - they will take this for real and still lopp the most sensitive part of the boy's penis off without his consent.

  • I'm agree with you!!!

  • like hitler when he pulled down ppls pants t see if they were circumcised and if they were hed kill them for being jew?

  • I am just making a joke thrashmetalmike, i have no agenda. I wish the 30 or so people who have left comments about it would get that.

  • well i gotta hand it 2 u, it is really funny

  • are you tryina support circumcision here or r u jus makin a joke?

  • this sucks. viva 4skin

  • It's funny how this video is being posted among the favourites of people SUPPORTING male circumcision (on their channel). I myself was confused about prestoncmw's intention with this video, until he clarified it with me personally.

  • An intact foreskin is not forever you dimwit. Removal of a foreskin is forever. When a foreskin is cut off it does not grow back; that is forever! If you do not have the foreskin cut off it is not forever, because you can always have it cut off later in life. Parents and doctors should not have the right to cut another's genitals. Keep your god-damned religious beliefs and other traditions out of medical practice!

  • I'm the dimwit? You're the one who's arguing with a video that's supposed to be funny, not a political statement. Do you argue with Saturday Night Live's Weekend Update or The Daily Show or The Colbert Report when you watch them? You must, because sir, you are void of a sense of humor. Good luck with that.

  • haha nice... doesn't everyone know this is a joke?!

  • dude fhk circumcised guys

  • cut guys are hotter. : )

  • I don't find MGM any more humorous than FGM...

  • I can't laugh about something as disgusting as cutting normal healthy body parts off human beings without their consent.

    If I could that would be the very definition of insanity.

  • Fuck you you leftist douche with your head 8 feet up your asshole. You probably can't laugh at anything.

  • preston - the guy must still have a little sensitivity left after having forskin removed - don't be so hard on him because it will be ever

  • hahaHAHA preston that is frickin hilarious! keep it up man!

  • Funny video and what makes this video even funnier is the comments which critique it from a medical and religious perspective

  • Join the group "4SP" on facebook preson, and don't listen to the calis heads bother you anymore! Be happy to have 10 times more sensitivity than they do!

  • Foreskin's rule. I don't see a problem with having one. Unless you have like phimosis (a condition in when the foreskin can't be retracted past the glans of the penis), i wouldn't recommend having a circumcision. You are just hurting your child and risking having their penis's damaged. A circumcision can go wrong and be botched and so they might have to amputate the penis. Also, infections can be caused by circumcisions.

  • Considering that men who have been circumcised can, with gentle tension, grow enough skin to simulate a full foreskin, phimosis should be easy to handle with the same technique even faster. Does not sound like a serious problem if you know how to "handle" it.

  • Phimosis can be treated with antibiotics. There is no need for cicumcision.

  • I let my boys keep their foreskins. Who was I to take that away from them? We have to stop mutilating baby boys and leave the decision to the men they become.

  • Girls... if you still have your clits, that's iky... ;P

  • freedom0f5peech, if I didn't know you better I would say that you were insulting girls. You aren't, just trying to get them to THINK! I know that your point is that girls have loose skin type parts(like flowers of labia) and we don't have any problem with them and they need to understand that men need respect for their parts too.

  • Absolutely. It's just a "wake up call".

  • Well, you could always convert to Judaism... Not preaching or annnnnything....

  • You Europeans? It seems you and not obviously all Europeans are far too sensitive. You need to lighten up and stop presuming to talk for all the millions of Europeans.

  • Uh, it ain't that bad. Half of America has a foreskin now (and the rest of the world). Circumcision is forever. If you circumcise your boy, you're just downright cruel. Not your choice to make.

  • Actually, only 15% of America has a foreskin(of the males, practically 100% of females do)

    The 50% figure is for the current population of newborn boys.

  • great 50% more fish sticks. Yay.....

  • Oop! I never realized this was a parody!! Now I see there is humor in it. Perhaps I should have guessed from the last line: "A foreskin is forever".

  • this is excellent. Down with the foreskin.

  • thats hilarious. puts an absurd face on the foreskin fear-mongerers.

  • joshua, yup, there's no God and no Design - just evolution through random mutations.

  • Yep, joshua, it's pretty evident that there's no God or intelligent design; we just evolved from random mutations, which made the odd mistake.

  • total bullshit motherfucker

  • Was that a parody of the anti-intactness case? Pathetic! The truest word in the whole thing was "Bitch!"

  • Well this pretty much sums up the irrational and ignorant mindset of those who advocate for genital reduction operations of children.