Demolition Man Review (Part 3)

[TzeffNL]

5:08 right choice! LOL

[TzeffNL]

1:10 Hey look, it's an I-Pad prototype of the 1990's!

[krazyzark]

knew there had to be a three seashells joke in there.

[Greil9]

2:29 my tactic whenever I play Mortal Kombat or Street Fighter.

[BigPapaBear1000]

i laughed so hard i almost choked on my food.

[AnimeSpellweaver]

TIME PARADOX

[Choji2011]

spoony is wanted for committing over 2000 MDK'S in one vid. bravo dude....now john spartan is gonna come for u lol

[zhazha23]

@Dim4323 Since when does one judge a game based on how "terable" the graphics are? Yes, this game is TERRIBLE, but for many other reasons, such as repetitive gameplay, stiff controls, unbalanced combat and poorly explained missions.

[Dim4323]

The Film Demolition man did cashed into the franchise like Terminator 2 and Batman returns. you know the Pinball games the video games even the board games of these films.

THIS GAME SUCKS!!!!!! i mean their are first person Doom shooting the control is hard and the Graphics looks Terable i say put this Game in the Cryogenic prison and never been shown again.

[gmattdogg]

LMAO at the ending. Great review. Graphics were ahead of it's time, too bad the gameplay ruined it.

[MrHEC381991]

PIME TARADOX!

[screamingtofu]

Does anyone know what the music from 3:55 to 4:18 is? during the massacre of the henchmen

[hammerandclaw]

@screamingtofu adagio for strings by samuel barber

[screamingtofu]

@hammerandclaw Alright cool, thank you very much

[Protagonist]

@TheRegenEngel

Im just telling my opinion after someone asked.

Im not here to argue.

[jokerjur]

Love your creativity, keep it up!

[Protagonist]

ahhhh, back when spoony was good.

[puffpuffdustbunny]

what happened i'm kind of new to spoony

[Protagonist]

@puffpuffdustbunny

He became crap.

He's not interested in his fans or what they like about him and his game/movie reviews, lets play's and other funny stuff. He just kept posting stupid wrestling videos and other crap, over and over. We didn't start watching him for that shit. If we complained he'd ban you from his forums instantly! So we all lost interest.

He's changing back slowly but it's still not the same.

[hamster700]

THIS IS THE VASTLY SUPERIOR MATTEL 3DO VERSION

[warwatcher91]

Can someone explain that three seashells thing, over a decade later I STILL don't get it.

[MrBuch169169]

@warwatcher91 Its just that in the movie, the future-people explain to Stallone that toilet paper has been replaced by three seashells in every toilet. And it's never explained how they're supposed to be used, so it's become a recurring reference / joke - trying to explain how you use them.

[warwatcher91]

@MrBuch169169 Ahh I see. Thanks that was bugging th ehell out of me.

[mrtyler603]

i dont get the death kill thing cpuld someone explain

[Angrykitty19]

Spoony is so fucking funny, he never fails to crack me up! My fav parts of this review are the insults by Stallone and Spoony's reactions to them and the end rant from 0:22 onwards when the swear sensor machine goes into overload XD

[IamMeHere2See]

Oh God, the three seashells thing was hilarious.

[insanitor37]

What's the time paradox thing from?

[JackieHoute]

@insanitor37 Metal Gear Solid 3 i think.

[SolidMike84]

Wow, glad I got the Snes version instead as a kid ^^

[somedamnfangirl]

This game looks freaking ridiculous! Time Paradox FTW!

Why does Stallone remind me of Max Headroom in this thing?

[LulzBat]

He doesn't know how to use the three seashells.

Laughing elfmen.jpg

[Truthiness231]

I was considering buying this for the nostalgia, but after this review I wouldn't even pirate it...

[KurtKokaine1]

@Truthiness231 ...and no one would blame you one bit. I too love trying old games whether they're shitty or not, but games like this can't even be considered games. This is just a disgrace to the art form that I love so much.

[xchrisxmanxgx]

lol 4:44

[Skinr54]

Love how the end screen says "BE WELL."

[legendofmetal777]

I love the humor in this lol. was this game enjoyable at all though?? lke just the music by itself or movie nostalgia? anything?????

[TeenageNintendoGamer]

OH MY GOD, you decapitated Burton! BUURRRTOOOONNNN!!!!!!

[Goldendriger]

@TeenageNintendoGamer Its cool, he gets revenge ;D

[windcloud7]

Oh, Taco Bell, Taco Bell, product placement at the Taco Bell. Enchileto nacho burrito!

[taitaisanchez]

where the fuck is the three seashells mini game

[sharpezor]

what version of Fallout Adagio is that

[n00b247]

I can see them. Dead. All of them. They just died. =( R.I.P. Flock of henchmen, without survival instinct.

[PsychoticLoner]

According to Wikipedia, one used the "three seashells" by using two to scoop the, err, material from your rear, and using the third to scrape the rest away. I fail to see how this is more clean or efficient than good old TP.

[rprince418]

In the movie, how in the hell were you suppose to wipe your butt with the three seashells?

[Anarchist86ed]

@rprince418 someone actually made a diagram of how they did it. Search for it...

[rprince418]

@Anarchist86ed oooook.....lol

[Iceshoot]

@rprince418 *Snorts like a tard* He doesn't know how to use the seashells 8D!

[TzeffNL]

@rprince418 I wondered the same thing! I mean, we have only 2 hands and one butt! XD (maybe in each hand you hold a seashell and the third shell goes...well, you know where!)

[dreader98]

XD at 4:06 there was 80 prisoners and he is now he killed 105 of them

[MrCodename4711]

dosen't look too bad

[mattiathekaiju]

deathdeathdeathmurdermurderdea­thmurderdeathdeathmurder.

''sad faces'':(

[Dreamline78]

@darklink47 The 3 seashells was a reference to the movie. In the future, they've eliminated the use of toiler paper, and people instead somehow use 3 seashells to wipe their asses.

[nostalgiatrip1]

Time Paradox! Don't mess with the future you have to learn to understand the future

[warmonster86]

murda murda death kill murder muder death kill kill death murder kill death

[SonicRyan1992]

hey spoony, i just tried the game and the only easy way to escape the sewers is to follow phoenix from a reasonable distance.

[KarinMikazuki]

what song kicks in at 2:30? its badass :D

[YouthEnergy]

omg why u poop banans

[hilarioph]

Part 2

If Demolition Man was in the 3DO. But

on the sega cd here's how. Is the same

footage from the 3DO but there is

a 2d gameplay after the footage and

is not 3d and there is not live actors

and actress on this game. Think about

is the same as in SNES and Sega genesis

[hilarioph]

SpoonyOne your so crazy on your review.

No comment to you

[GroveStr33tOG]

simon says freeze!

[KarinMikazuki]

"uh I mean yeah, you killed like 200 people, you saved the hastiges, you beat PHOENIX!!! and you didnt even have to reload a single time, its not bad its-" *extreme dihorrea*

my favorite part XD

[bfdhghtjhlkylhjdkgj]

lol burton the robot!!

[IggyHazard]

Angry intestine sound effect reminds me of the meltdown scenes from Street Trash. XD

[9223Titan]

I thought he was serious until he said tacoshits.

[khatholic]

REDRUM

[Greil9]

What game is that time paradox from? Sound is like Metal gear solid but i dont recall time travelling in it.

[MegawackyMax]

@Greil9 It is, indeed! "Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater". If you kill young Revolver Ocelot (not just put him out cold, I do mean KILL him) the game shows that Game Over screen because Ocelot must appear in the previous games.

[911028em]

tmi

[Skinr54]

What is the "Time Paradox" screen from?

[PhantosTheHedgehog]

@Skinr54 I think one of the PS1 Metal Gear Solid games

[Skinr54]

@PhantosTheHedgehog Umm...okay...

I laughed out loud when Spoony's car got buttfucked by the other cars!

[JayDee284]

Metal Gear Solid 3

[nighthawk41]

Metal Gear Solid 3

[Dragonfury3000]

lol he doesnt know how to use the shells! xD

[Skinr54]

MDK DK MKDK KMDK

[Waltsu1985]

i still prefer alex aass

[stickyfingers24]

what movie is 3:52 from

[LivingDeadVideos]

Great job, Pukeskywalker. Should of used the fork to beat him on the car.

[hunteranubis]

murder murder murder murder death death kill murder murder death kill murder murder XD

[DukeNukem500]

u should review drummrolllllllll 'PLUMBERS DON'T WEAR TIES' AHAHAHA

[Shryke2010]

How do you use the three seashell thing?

[Jadedbunny8]

you dont want toy know...

[SGFAZ]

...

Well, I have a theory...

All I have to say is snap off and wipe.

[Shryke2010]

You may be right, seems reasonable.

[nighthawk41]

I read up on how to use the 3 sea shells. According to Stallone, you pick out the "pieces" with two sea shells and scoop them into the third. How that is technological advancement is beyond me XD

[DarthSephiroth2012]

The cussing penalty sound is hilarious XD

[riderkid98]

what is that song playing during the murder death kill segment?

[TheAnthony040]

"Adagio for Strings", by Samuel Barber.

[DontFearTheReaper1]

Or, "That theme from platoon" as I call it

[DontFearTheReaper1]

Or, "That theme from platoon" as I call it

[Bigbattle22]

2:23 that look on your face is funny. Good review.

[Surfer041]

You are really good, but there is only one angry video game nerd

[benhornby]

There is only one spoony..

[Spikezx7]

What are the three seashells for? They never said in the movie.

[afbabigrl19]

during the car chase i was thinking of the jepordy waiting song

[Todd8Todd8Todd]

...you saved the hostages, you beat PHOENIX!!!!!!!!!!!!

[gravekeepersven]

LMAO the body count is ridiculous!! 106?!

[serialkilla94]

what was that a 106 kill count? some terrible AI right there

[CLS2086]

nice review

[Spitshine610]

Funny review, man. You got an awesome gift of humor.

[wtffy]

there is at least 1 thing you should learn from this video...don't accept a contract from taco bell unless you are ready to combat the taco sh*ts

[VideyoJunkei]

MMMMMM mexi nuggets!!!!!!

[wormri]

KillMurderKillKillMurderKillMu­rderMurderKill

Rofl, Dude you're funnier than any other reviewer I ever watched.

[KahlEhjavec]

best games reviews ever :)))

[nogaynamesallowed]

Chalk up another crappy movie/game tie-in. Well, at least they didn't fuck up king kong :) And the Doom movie wasn't THAT bad....Well, back to those 2 i go!

[hardyboys0]

insane production values pro... really makes it a worth while watch everytime...

[Dragoon1809]

0:19-0:24, " Num-da-da dum Oh sweet Jesus What the F&ck Oh My God AHHHHHH!" OMG the best of the part 3.

[lordilson]

"You beat PHEOOOOOOOOOOOONIX"

[dcap83]

lmao awesome review keep em comin!

[fernando101090]

man,that was funny.

[walsie435]

hahahahahahaha, that was funny man. Yeah, I dont know how game developers can release shit like this. Most movie/video game conversions are shit though. The sales all come down to the popularity of the movie I guess.

[armageddon74400]

song at 4:10 plz?

[needtogotosleep]

It's the theme music from Platoon

[hanspeterpitsch]

Adagio for strings by barber

[HelloMan93]

Wow....hilarious!

[HALover9000]

Oh god I lold

[masew49]

woops i commented on the rong vid

[masew49]

is this ever stupid. are you three years old?

[beothees]

You didnt review the secret level that was set inside the Developers headquarters, maybe the best secret unlockable EVER!

[Usul573]

Man, by the end of this, really makes me wonder about Simon

Immortal (like five different times infinite bullets do NOTHING), warps ahead of you into a car, pulls henchmen out of no where to fight you

[ninjasolidsnake]

(metal gear solid game over music) burton no burton burrrton!

[Usul573]

heh, he mentions that he's a fan of MGS in his MGS4 review, and it shows

[Fillifjonkis]

Absolutely love this guy :D

Funny as hell!

[psymon208]

"num-da-da-dum OH SWEET JESUS WTF NOW OMG AHHHHHHH!!!!"

[lizerman74]

Love the Price is Right music.

[Hawkster89]

3:11 - Time Paradox

XD!

[nerdtalk326]

I think it would have been better if we got to play as Rob Schnieder. Well, I guess thats what "A Fork in the Tale" is for.

[LastlyT]

Barber's Adagio For Strings.

[ikickedyourdingo]

kill kill kill murder murder death kill murder death kill murder kill death kill death death death kill kill murder murder massacre death kill murder murder death kill kill death death kill lollllllllllllllllll

[fleadog12]

lol,R2-D2

[FarnesyFudge]

Sweep the leg!The strategy of karate masters!

[jjmara01]

i laugh so hard when the people see how many people you kill which is 105

[qwertyMrJINX]

How ARE the 3 seashells supposed to work?

[kirby45]

what was that murder murder death kill kill death murder part? what was actually happening on the screen?

[timemonkey]

It's a clip from the actual movie.

[AdvanceNick]

nice. you even ran to the can like the guard form MGS.

[nerdtalk326]

Johnny!

[Mrster]

03.10 is my favorite part!

[MedallionFilms]

aaatyftetiuttsanyhtcstsbyttetw­byiac. All in ten seconds.

[greg1000000]

3:50. Pricless LMAO

[ABfilmz]

:0 he killed burton

[Wolfbrawler4ever]

BE WELL?

[Jamal2504]

WTF?! I ran out of gas?!

CLASSIC!!

[JamesOhGoodie]

PHOENIX!!!

[ReeperRadio]

The only way this movie would have an even remotely satisfyingly ending is if the ending was that little scene of sandra bullock's from Fire on the Amazon . . . you know the one i'm talking about . . . i'm not taking it back . . . BTW, great review spoony!!!

[KamuiJr]

kill, death, kill, murder, murder, murder LMFAO!!!

[coreqek]

The murder-death-kill scene was FUCKING BRILLIANT!! Definetly the best angry review scene I've ever seen roflmaoooo

[ultimate3000101]

When the car runs out of gas, spoony says f**k, but burton doesnt bleep it out lol

[Lars0n]

Aww, dude.. I watched this after a bonghit and hooolyyy shit is this funny. Thumbs up man.

[romaning2004]

Thar was just fantastic, thanks so much for making it for us and we all want more more more ^^

[Axelhortsem]

Ha. Ha. Man this review is hilarious. So many great references.

[Meahalf]

"Yeah I mean you killed like 200 people, you saved the hostages, you beat PHOENIX and you didn't have to reload a single time" LOL

[therealblackcerberus]

Damnit, I was about to post that.

[Holhander]

even tho you weren't sponsored buy taco bell you still got me,and i feel like a taco from taco bell.

[apfs8888]

an epic review

[kooodeal]

LMAO,,

[TechnicalArrogance]

now that you did a game review for Demolition Man you ought to do a movie review too. I love reading your text movie reviews...

[RealParadoxBlues]

My mother worked at Taco Bell when that movie came out. It was apparently quite surreal.

[rossik]

niiice!

burton can do r2d2!

[kazetehskylord]

Karate... yaaay...

awesome vid, 5/5

[BirkinT13]

taco shits..yay

[journeythroughhell]

what is the "time paradox" music???

[BirkinT13]

Metal Gear Solid game over music

[journeythroughhell]

thanks

[Potidaon]

it's the game over theme from Metal Gear Solid. In this particular case it's from Metal Gear Solid 3.

[RealParadoxBlues]

The "game over" theme, Metal Gear Solid 3.

[3866210110465]

Is that song from 4:00 Schizophrenic?

Mankinds WWF Theme?

[carfo]

would be funnier if he reviewed games that people actually knew

[pokerherz]

its he´s stile and he doing it very good

[Falcovsleon20]

But if he did, he'd be kinda like everyone else. Spoony seems to found his calling by ripping on bad games from the FMV era and other similar games.