Bear Grylls - What three things do you always take with you into the wild?

[gyroknot]

be my dad pls.

[Dionne5325]

mister grylls can you adopt me plz



[Bpro2204]

there is already a firesteal intergrated into the knife´s sheath

[sugarcanegray]

the word "badass" doesn't come close to describing this guy.

[strusubs36]

1. Piss

2. More piss

3. Powdered piss for when his piss reserves run dry

[Daroo0able]

@strusubs36 That comment made my day

[chocoletFIRE]

@strusubs36 For backup the cameramans piss too!

[cmanmaxwell]

@strusubs36 3. Water to drink, so I can drink more piss.

[kensei85]

what a stupid question, maybe he should try watching the show! the knife and fire stick are obvious

[toxicpickle]

dawww



[DrinkToIreland]

Bear Grylls as a father:

"DAAAAD! we're out of orange JUICE!"

"better drink our own piss...."

O_O

[ethongmurr]

Bear as a father:

"Alright kids, tonight we've got some deer eye for dinner. Rich in vitamin C and protien."

"But we had that last night."

"Shut up and eat."

[IBeMelissa]

@ethongmurr LOL.

[JoeBreeVideos]

Awww :,)

[Whit3Wolff]

Awww!

[rockbay79]

Bear sure sounds like a really nice man. I love his show Man Verses Wild.

[Ramos1312]

He brings his mouth, a liquid storage device such as a cup, and a bladder full of piss.

[AD80808]

And an empty bottle to fill up when you feel like a drink.

[kitten15896]

wait, that's four things.

he has a shoe

[ZeroCandy]

@kitten15896 I laughed so much at that.....

[Aaron4444444]

I'll field this one:

- Script

- Motel key

- LIES

[MisterSnig]

After watching these videos, I hereby revoke my membership to the Straight Dudes Club.

[larxiz]

Whats the second thing he said?

[steaknkibble]

@larxiz Fire Steel, also known as Fire Flint...it's for making fires.

[Lovtel]

He takes one of his Bear Grylls knives AND a fire steel? The Bear Grylls knife has a fire steel on it. o.0 Haven't you ever even seen one of your knives, Bear?

[TheAndiePerson]

He has his own Bear Grylls knives?

[Venku16]

@TheAndiePerson Yes. yes he does.

[TheAndiePerson]

@TheAndiePerson Epic

[rovebeetle2]

@TheAndiePerson its like a pocket knife only one of the tools is a cup for those times you'd better drink your own piss

[shutthefuckuploser]

check out anakin - altered ego

[Spartan1337]

what did he say?

[jasonofcompsci]

@Spartan1337 Begger's knife?

[avocadobride]

@jasonofcompsci @cabernet5 @Spartan1337

"Bear Grylls knife"

Bear Grylls has his own signature knife.

[hnbsniper]

@avocadobride i have it...comes with fire steel, knife sharpener, and pocket survival guide....fuckin love it 

[espnjason07]

And he doesnt have to take any water because he can drink his own piss.

[0Zetsubou0San0]

You're amazing

[Linkgt]

It was real!? nice! awesome man

[ReadmanJ]

1 A Bottle. (2) some water. (3) Your own piss that's all you need if your Bear Grylls.

[cabernet5]

what was the first thing?

[kendoog]

fuck i love Bear Grylls

climbed everest after breaking his back

because he can

[dArN0k]

:3

[TheEquivocator]

bear is a great guy. good job!

[jamesp121234]

better drink your own piss.

[GreatVomitto]

no your own piss?

[Sheeprwer]

what about a jar for piss?

[KibleKat]

@Sheeprwer His mouth, bro!

[dangerzhao]

omg the laminated photo thing.

[SaintSlayer02]

glacier and vitamins

[xStealthClown]

Beat Grylls sounds like an awesome father :)



[CowboyNovocaine]

@xStealthClown "Honey, could you pick up some milk on your way home?" "Uh oh, gotta pick up some milk. Better drink my own piss."

[xStealthClown]

@CowboyNovocaine ye, the piss jokes arent onld at all....

[nerfmanp09]

@xStealthClown Until he makes you eat grubs for brunch...

[TheStalkingStalker]

D'awwww