Doctor Who Funniest Lines [Series Five Edition]

[WithATwist19]

"Amy, listen to me, I am 907 years old, do you understand what that means?!"

"It's been a while?"

And Amy is officially my new favorite companion.

[Sapire12]

6:22



[whisperchainsaw102]

rory williams making everyones boyfriend look bad since 201 ad

[ColourfulSilence]

"Well you do have a history of being...very lovely" Nice save Rory, nice save! xD

[austen2gaskell2]

GAAAAA! Jeff is Percival from Merlin!

[towritelove122]

lalalala laa la ahh.. something Italian! :D

[MissMc1320]

I want dancing lessons from the Doctor! XD

[MissMc1320]

DALEKS  - BOOM!!! ROFL! XD

[Matty09Magic]

haha, you died, i know i was there.

UV portable sunlight, yours is bigger than mine, dont go there

[MrRizzy1990]

lol "Earth to Pond, Earth to Pond come in Pond"

[Zoruafan999]

favourite moments:

6:29 to 6:52

The dreamlord is AWESOME

[golden24680]

The ultimate ginger...

[rocknrollprincess616]

"Blimey... get a girlfriend, Jeff."

[gimly222]

"i made him say comfy chairs"

THAT'S. BLOODY. EPIC.

[lightsxcamera]

WHAT EPISODE DID SHE GET MARRIED IN?

[blue35pink]

@lightsxcamera Episode 13, Series 5.

[reptongeek]

'Brain thinking hush!!'

I like the continuation of that when he manipulates Amy and Rory's heads!

[animelover5076]

i think the best scene in series five is when Amy pretends to be having the baby.

""ow really?! ooow!! its coming!"

"okay! your a Doctor, help her"

"YOUR a Doctor!"

"its okay we're doctors WHAT DO WE DO!"

"okay its not coming"

"What?"

"this is my life now and it just turned you white as a sheet, so dont you ever call it dull again, ever, okay?"

".....Sorry" she put him in his place lol

[xKeepCalmAndCarryOnx]

This is fantastic! So many funny bits in Series 5 that I had forgotten about! This made me giggle ALOT. Love it <3

[blue35pink]

@xKeepCalmAndCarryOnx Thanks so much!

[Plawranc]

Fez = Ownage.

[PENS29FLEURY]

haha love it when he tells him to shut up bahaha

[LesliesProduction]

"TARDIS Bang bang ! Daleks BOOM !"

[clumsyninjagirl]

am i the ONLY person who thinks Rory is absolutely adorable and has a huge crush on him?

[Mangolio33]

@clumsyninjagirl no! i think rory's really cute :)

[ashoftomorrow]

@clumsyninjagirl not by a long shot. come to tumblr. we love rory there.

[Joedward16]

Brilliant video, 5 star, almost perfect.

I only wish you'd included a few more lines.

"WHO DA MAN?"

"Something old, something new, something borrowed, something blue!"

Some of his Stone Henge speech.

And of course, "Bow ties are cool!"

Other than that, awesome, instant fav'.

[Mangolio33]

that whole episode with the evil stone angels was scary and all serious until the Doctor made one of them say comfy chairs.

magical. :)

[Mangolio33]

i love Matt Smith!

:D

[2561rebecca2561]

1:47 IV'E BEEN LOOKING ALL OVER FOR THAT! :D my fav part!

[LunamistDruidGirl]

7:08 "Yours is bigger then mine." "Let's not go there." I started to cry I was laughing so hard!

[tinybesto]

Loving 3.28 "and breath, breath" part lol the doctor's face (matt smiths) 

[SirAlexsaid]

Lol

Doctor: Turn your back if it embarrasses u

Rory: are u not gonna turn your back

Amy: Nope

[SirAlexsaid]

I can swear I've seen jeff on back to the futur

[elvinpirate]

i had never seen the whole show before.. just clips.. and here i am laughing so hard.. i'm gonna watch it now on BBCA on my digital now

[Laras420]

lol good work now for season six

[LauraKandro105]

I HATE THE FACT THAT SOME PARTS OF THE SHOW AREN'T SHOWN HERE IN THE USA! the part where he starts changing clothes and Amy doesn't look away, isn't in there. And when he says to her "your scottish, fry something!" i had to find it on youtube, it wasn't in the actual episode on TV

[twilighsagatwerd]

Fez's are cool.

[freakinmee]

Other way idiot !

[FeelingCrossToday]

ILOVETHIS<3 But where's the 'You smell of fish!' 'Well I'm hardly going to smell of cheese and crackers!'? Ah, whatever, it was AWESOMESAUCE :DDDDDDD

[kurumais]

blond vampire marry me

[uofc57]

love love LOVE that the Doctor transmits information by head-butting people

[angelchild2511]

I LOVE it when she scares him to death lol twice!

"AAARRGH! NEVER do that!!!! You scared the LIVING daylights out of me!"

[retrothefox]

Doc: Oooh, Rory's not moving! Something terrible might have happened to him! ... *poke*

[zjazel]

"Tardis Bang Bang Daleks BOOOM!"

LOL :D

[TheGreatMerman]

"I've got my boys and I've got my spaceship. My work here is done." - Amy.

"We're not her boys." - Rory.

"Yes, yes we are." - The Doctor.

Epitome of my relationship with my best friend and her husband.

[inwonderlandagain]

TARDIS bang bang. Daleks BOOM

[rupertmyprince]

I'm team Amy i dont like bow ties or fez'es :) but DRUNK GIRAFFE DANCE is amazin

[ironhidewatson]

ohhhhhh amy god she is the sexiest assistant yet ;)

[Eledhrilsway]

"Tell me the whole plan!" *turns around* "One day that will work..."

[ymatheys]

"YOU SWALLOWED A PLANET!"

XD this series is BRILLIANT!

[risendreams]

"now ask me what happens when you die in reality?"

"What happens?"

"You die stupid, that's why it's called reality"

I love that one the best! :P <3 Rory!

[austen2gaskell2]

FANTASTIC editing!  Especially the part where Amy kisses the Doctor.

[blue35pink]

@austen2gaskell2 Thank you!

[whisperchainsaw102]

@austen2gaskell2 to be honest with you amy is the only one of the doctors assistants that should not ever end up with him.

[DoctorWho10100]

1:10 , the FEZ. Favourite part ever. :)

[KarasuMegami]

One person doesn't like bow-ties and fezzes~

[XxCarlieCullenxX]

"You just summoned aliens back to Earth...Actual aliens...Deadly aliens...Aliens of death...and now you're taking your clothes off" You gotta' love Rory, even if you're a 11/Amy shipper.

[Gothiquea]

I like Matt Smith the best. With all the others they could blend a little more, I like the fact that he stands out like, well, an actual alien. He's also very funny.

[an1m8r]

I really wanna know how he was gonna threaten the daleks if he had got the tea!? LOL

[TheFreakyvampirechic]

who has no need for confy chairs!?!?

[mytardus365]

i love the part at 2:17 ...........helloo?

[stardetective29]

favorite part has to be when he is mimicking the tardis noise.

[haydos271]

Funniest Doctor = Matt Smith

Most Epic Doctor = David Tennant

Most Daft Doctor = Christopher Eccelston

Earliest Memory Doctor (for me) = Sylvester McCoy

Most Alien Doctor = Matt Smith

Favourite Doctor = I have to say Matt Smith. While David Tennant is outstandingly epic and adorable, Matt always brings a smile to my face with his weird antics (like walking straight into a tree)

[JamesOhGoodie]

I WILL say this for Matt Smith...he's easily the FUNNIEST of the Doctors.

[warriorhermione]

"See, you're not stone, now run!"

"You bit me!"

"Yeah, and you lied!" The doctor's scared of Amy.

[AliceCullen953]

@warriorhermione It's "Yeah and your alive!"

[warriorhermione]

@AliceCullen953 Is it? I heard "Yeah, and you lied!" but now I'm not sure.

[LilyMuve1]

FAVORITE PART: 0:00 through 9:34 :D

[blue35pink]

@LilyMuve1 haha thank you :)

[LilyMuve1]

@blue35pink You're welcome! :D AND with your perfect editing and timing, you just earned yourself a new subscriber! (^-^)

[DarrenFanShan]

laptop GIMME

[sweetiepatty7]

" so much for the vrigin queen u bad bad boy " i remember that hehe

[XoAilsaOx]

"yours is bigger than mine.

"let's not go there." - made me lol :)

i adore the random humour in doctor who <3 to be honest, i loved david tennant and was hesitant about matt smith - but series 5 proved that matt smith is amazing at the doctor. david and matt are very close on which one i prefer :D

[Saphira4eva]

Rory is so adorable ;p

[velvetcupcakes]

i agree. great editing.

i LOVE 'you're gonna wreck my new earpiece, POND" he should call her 'pond' when hes cross more, its hilarious.

[blue35pink]

@velvetcupcakes thank you! he really should :)

[shopparinina]

he's trying too hard en ends up just dumb he's a buffon it's like just try to seem crazier en more poeple will fall for it well i see it works it's just plain dumb low stupid humor and buffoonery well tennant was funny but he was more than just that en he managed the crazy aspect without being a buffoon

[leothelion19]

@shopparinina i see it you are wasteing your time on a video you clearly dont like just too get attention 

[LexLClarkKLuver]

@shopparinina Try learning to spell... even the TARDIS' translator would have trouble with that....

[rupertmyprince]

lolarge david tennant is still my doctor but I LOVE amy and rory my fave couple

lol me and my friends say we're all dr who characters

Im amy, my boyfriend is rory, my friend is the doctor, my other friend is donna, my bezzie is rivaa and my other friend is amelia

[Mixelica]

Amazing editing job! There's even dramatic moments in here because the comedy drives the drama in Series Fnarg. Keep up the good work. :)

[blue35pink]

@Mixelica Thank you SO much!

[gelingelingx]

Matt Smith is just bloddy brilliant <3 And I'm freggin' in love with Karen; rawrrr!

[nibbler4444]

TARDIS BANG BANG DALEKS BOOM!

[MysteriousMaysa17]

this is hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thank you for making my night :D

[Mifian]

Rory, and Amy are probably the best companion pair that the doctors ever had. So much comedic gold. And Rory is my absolute favorite.

[hipeoples16]

Whats with all the Elizabeth I talk???

that would be a brillant episode!!!!!

[QueenMegaera]

@hipeoples16 In the Shakespeare episode, Elizabeth I walks in to The Globe and recognizes Ten, without him recognizing her. Then in the beginning of The End of Time, when Ten talks to the Ood about what he's been doing lately, he simply says "Good Queen Bess! Let me tell you, her nickname is no longer ... hrm, anyway ..." (Right before that he says: "Got married! That was a mistake ..." not entirely clear if thats "Bess" he got married to, at the time I thought he was talking about River.)

[hipeoples16]

@QueenMegaera ohhh thanks

[TMNTNicole]

8:36

It's you stupid

[misana2397]

haha mine is from the episode of the weeping angels

amy: doctor im scared

doctor: of course your scared your dying.NOW shut up!

[Falcor43]

my favorite part will probly always be the first clip! XD

[batmanofni]

"Help her you're a doctor"

"your a doctor"

"it's okay, we're doctors"

[TheMessangerofheaven]

the 11th doctor is really funny!

[QuiteIgnorant]

I LOVE the part when the Doctor is in a towel and asks Craig what the guy upstairs looked like and Craig says, "More normal than you look, mate." So the Doctor promptly covers his nipples with his hands. Hahahahaha I laugh EVERY TIME.

[Exayevie]

I just realized... I do like Matt Smith as the Doctor!

[13495]

"So much for the virgin queen you bad, bad boy"

LOLWUT? hahahahha

[lildarlin1999]

Tell me the houl plan

HISSSSSSSSSSSSS

some day that`ll work

[lildarlin1999]

I just did my first vid!!!!!XD posting as sone as i can! yay!

[sipodge]

2:18

Jon Pertwee sang that in the shower in his first episode :)

[Jordy5234]

7:02 "Ultra-violet portable sunlight" (aka Lightsaber XD)

[LightningWarrior]

well done :)

[amyarkle10]

0:27 'Hello there handsome' ;)

Yes I agree ;) <3

And you can see how bloody gorgeous his teeth are at 0:32 :O

[PerlaB4]

LoL Amy's choice is funny xD

[beryleon]

Bow ties and Fez's are cool.

[andrewdafoe]

Amy and your late for my wedding!! And now he's taking his clothes off XD awesome editing!

[krazygrl890]

I'm loving the editing here xD

[blue35pink]

@krazygrl890 ty so much!

[RainbowKaitou]

"TARDIS bang bang Daleks BOOM!!" lol

Also, "Have you got space teeth?!"

[HarvestmanMan]

"Yours is bigger than mine."

"Let's not go there."

Classic.

[MrFrogleg900]

lol



[leefarley08]

which software do you use, do you use windows movie maker

[blue35pink]

@leefarley08 no. i use imovie HD.

[AnimeG1223]

Aww I love David Tennant but Matt Smith is starting to entertain me...XD

[0izzybelly1]

Ah, Matt's dancing..  LOVE. IT.

[ladymarilynmanson]

vaya beso el del doctor  me encanta damelo a mii

[blue35pink]

@cookiemucher2009 tvfreeload

[zionravescene]

"And you kissed her back?!"

"No... I kissed her mouth."

[TwilightPhantomXmcr]

Ahh, never do that! You scared the living daylights out of me.

[MorganBatChava]

You should have put the line "So much for the virgin queen!" right next to "Elizabeth the 1st! Well she thought she was the 1st."

[GoldenEggProductions]

"You just summoned aliens back to Earth. Real, deadly alien. Aliens of deaths.... And now you're taking your clothes off."

[blue35pink]

@wcfreak480 i don't. i download clips from the internet.

[misskookygirl96]

"Blimey get a girlfriend Jeff"

HAHA!! I cant stop laughing!!! (:

[tjacoolvidsdotcom]

ooh! yo mamma battle on DW!

[doctorwhofan17]

This is why i love series 5!

[123Iloveturtles123]

"And So Much For The Virgin Queen You..Baaadd.Baddd BOY!..." Thanks This Just Made My Day :D

[blue35pink]

@123Iloveturtles123 hahaha :) i know, it's hilarious! thanks!

[ItCameFromTheSkyBeLo]

"I made him say comfy chairs" xD

[ThisCouldBeAwesome]

I promised myself that I wouldn't like Matt Smith because I loved David Tennant so much...but now I love Matt Smith more o.O he's just more sexy and fitting in with role so well xD

[blue35pink]

@ThisCouldBeAwesome yeahh, matt's amazing ;)

[123Iloveturtles123]

@ThisCouldBeAwesome Same Here, I Cant Waint Till Series 6

[TheeJolene]

LOL

[Lafele29]

Good thank you, I love the new Doct who and adore 11/Amy :D They desevre to be together, they're just so funny :Pp Subs :D And fAvourited (a high praise :D)

[blue35pink]

@Lafele29 wow! thanks so much!!

[katielikescake123]

how did he NOT see that tree?

[katielikescake123]

boys are stupid. hahahahhaha! i love 11! <3 XD

[canadagurl1000]

I loooove the 11th doctor!!! even.... dare i say it.... MORE than David Tennant!!! Thanks for posting this because I forgot about some of these scenes!!

[blue35pink]

@canadagurl1000 me tooo! & i feel bad whenever i say it! matt smith is just so sexxyy, haha. thanks for the comment!

[darkhelmut101]

wavy arm dance!!!!! :)

[MileyUrAmazing]

love it from 3:36 till 3:42

[DoctorWhoRocks10000]

My favourite lines are: 'TARDIS bang bang Daleks BOOM' 'Hello handsome' 'What in the name of sanity have you got on your head?' 'Get a girlfriend, Jeff!' 'I made him say comfy chairs!' 'Alright, it's a jammy dodger but I was promised tea!' 'Can you hold? I have to eat a biscuit!' 'Oh you sexy thing' and 'Not him, the good looking one!'

LOL

[Blacknarcissa]

The Doctor's dance actually makes me feel sick it's so funny.

[RoseT7100]

Love Matt Smith

Love 11th Doctor

Completly in love with Raggedy Doctor

Love this video

Love Rory

Love Amy

Hate Amy/ Rory

They shouldn't have gotten married the Doctor so should have crashed that wedding!!

[blue35pink]

@RoseT7100 haha yes, 11 & amy are meant to be!

[iluvanimorphs]

David Tennant was amazing, and will always be my doctor... But I have to admit I am enjoying Matt Smith more and more as the series goes on. And Rory. I love Rory XD.

[blue35pink]

@iluvanimorphs i love them both so much! matt is my favorite, though ;] and yes, rory's hilarious, but amy deserves eleven! haha

[QuiteIgnorant]

@iluvanimorphs Same here!

[iheartnovels]

Oh my gosh xD All of my favorite series 5 moments packed into one video.

[blue35pink]

@iheartnovels i'm glad you like it :]

[MrOlliewood69]

where do u get ur videos from?

[MileyUrAmazing]

thanks sooooooooooooooooooooooo much 4 uploading this. one of the best vidoe's on here that i have seen. thanks relli thanks. 

[blue35pink]

@MileyUrAmazing thanks so much!!

[TheMialaD]

one of my fav parts (walk past miror) hello handsome! and so much for the virgin queen u bad bad boy! And blimey get a girlfriend jeff!! it was mor orange but now of course is less Doctor:ugh soo vincent, but it didnt make the noise u know the (weezes) and uv swallowed a planet!! and break...and breath! ahh dont do that u scared the livng daylights out of me , hair of an idiot, tell u what ur a lucky man shes a great kisser! no i kissed her mouth, urs is bigger than mine,other way idiot! Doctor

[TheMialaD]

question when amy and rory is kissing and the doctor says somethin and then "and breath" what does he say first is it break?

[LadyxIsisx]

@TheMialaD

Yeah, He says, "And break...and breathe!" Lmao. Ah, he's funny.

[alana6304]

@TheMialaD i think it's boring or it could be rory

[manicwebb]

I love how the Doctor puts his hands between Amy's legs like he's going to catch the baby if it falls out.

[CrimsonHawkArts]

pause at 3:44

[TheMialaD]

@CrimsonHawkArts lol i like how in that episode when he said more normal than u do at the moment matt grabbed his nipples lol

[Mutant45825243]

I love you, this is awesome!

[blue35pink]

@Mutant45825243 thanks!

[OzzyMandez]

'And now your taking your...clothes off.'

[manhandle42]

Doctor still singing Carmen..even when he's bathing not showering?

[LadyxIsisx]

"Funny how you can say something in your head and it sounds fine." Ahahahaha. That scene always makes me laugh. And OMG, 2:45 makes me laugh hysterically every time. Tennant is the one true Doctor to me, but Smith is just as hilarious - that dancing, though! *Wipes tear from eye*

[blue35pink]

@LadyxIsisx Yeah, they are both so great! thanks for the comment!