Added: 4 years ago
From: WhatdoIdoforauser
Views: 342,971
Sort by time | Sort by thread (beta)

Link to this comment:

Share to:
see all

All Comments (322)

Sign In or Sign Up now to post a comment!
  • "It is not as though you elected him". They did it twice!

  • @cloudstone123 lol he is refering to how Bush was put into power by the bankers, he was just a puppet like Obama.

  • hehe... hmmn Yummy.

    One question about Fox News though... why did they name there show after a dogs butt hole?

    See ya at Tims^^

  • LMFAO SO TRUE I AM A CANADIAN AND I ENDORSE THIS APOLOGY

  • @1776Matthew Dredging up the "No real Scotsman" fallacy? You can't keep moving the goalposts when you're comparing our nations. Claiming that the great, mythical "American" is better than a Canadian isn't really saying anything of import: of course the philosophical ideal is better than a flesh and blood person, that's why it's the ideal. I could just as easily claim that the Canadian ideal is greater than any American I've ever met, and there's no way to prove me wrong.

  • The ultimate "passive aggressive" element to this clip... Nobody in America has ever seen this, nor will they ever see it. And Anthony there knows that, which is the only reason he has the balls to poke the rabid dog.

    Honestly though, as a Canadian born Canadian citizen who spent about half of my life in the States...

    Americans (REAL Americans, not the perverse "neocons" or the communist "liberals") are far greater people than Canadians will ever be. Greater in spirit, greater in deed.

  • @1776Matthew and don't forget, Americans are also greater at being hated the world over for their "great deeds." I think maybe they should learn to respect other nations and maybe abide by international law not only when it suits their own purpose.

  • @RexMundiUsurper btw, I don't speak of the regular American person....just your insane government.

  • @RexMundiUsurper

    YOU SAID: "don't forget, Americans are also greater at being hated the world over for their 'great deeds.'"

    I SAID: "Americans (REAL Americans, not the perverse 'neocons' or the communist 'liberals')"

    Do you know the difference? Do you think I'm talking about Bush, Obama, and Clinton when I speak of "Great Americans"? Do you even know who is really running America right now? I'll put it to you this way, THEY AIN'T AMERICANS.

  • @1776Matthew well im sorry that 0.00000000000001 % of americans are REAL americans

  • And we're sorry that the Boston Bruis with their AMERICAN goalie took your beloved cup away from the land of canucks.

    And we're also sorry we trashed Vancouver after the game - oh wait, that was you who trashe your city!

    ROFL!

  • @ctcole77 U MAD?? WELL IM MORE MAD WTH DOES RED EYE THINK THEY ARE INSULTING OUR MILITARY LIKE THAT

  • My real opinion is: You have to go with what you got. The USA is in some danger of splitting into two. Comedians are nice, to make light of something serious sometimes, but world politics is real complicated. No one is gonna be perfect in trying times, And times just keep getting worse. I think Clinton is the root cause. We might never get over his foolishness. We might be utterly doomed. I think Clinton proved the American public is stupid. I don't think anything but bad news could follow him.

  • @EagleMedieval Clinton, Bush, Obama where bought and paid for, just puppets on a sting.

  • Comment removed

  • Hahahahahah love this

  • lame FUCKTARDS

  • @ruzziduzzi71 i love how you americans cant take a joke, it makes me laugh :D

  • @Ragingsinep I'm American and I thought it was hilarious :)

  • As a Canadian...well, let's just say this put a big smile on my face. :)

  • As a Canadian I am so sorry for loving this video.

  • That guy looks like an old version of Julian Assange.

  • George bush spent more money than all the other presidents put together. Then again Steven harper is the brightest bulb either.

  • too funny ;]

  • GW Bush looks stupid, but he is no more of a puppet than many other presidents, including George Washington. In fact, Bush showed some courage and stood up to the Israel Lobby, and did NOT go along with plans to purge the Pentagon of brass opposed to war with Iran, Bush sent Admiral Mullen to Israel, where he warned Israel not to pull another USS Liberty. Bush refused Israel's request for bunker buster bombs, to bomb Iran, and to overfly Iraq.

  • isnt he collin from whose line ??

  • THANK GOD WE HAVE AN ENTIRE COUNTRY BETWEEN US AND THE MEXICAN DRUG CARTELS. THOSE AMERICANS NEVER USE DRUGS.

    UM, NEVER MIND.

  • @AcePilot101 nothing says, "I command respect" like CAPS LOCK, eh boss?

  • *sigh*

    What does it matter anyway?

    We're not going to be here in a few years... enjoy your border with Mexico....

  • fuck off

  • that was classic canadian comedy, it was great. it's worth noting we didn't just burn the white house down, we burnt most of Washington including the capital building too.

  • some people are so sensitive... geez

    im american and i love this video

  • @Gr0mmet yeah I mean maybe it's because I'm canadian but I find this more humorous then the red eye thing with our military then again I'm canadian so I've got no right to say which one is better

  • moron=IQ of 50-65 (or maybe 75 at most)

    average IQ=100

    genious=IQ of over 160

    Obama's IQ=130 (it is said)

    G.W. Bush's IQ=135

    But of course you could say 135 IQ / 2 = 62.5 = 2x moron

  • @EagleMedieval No way in hell G. W. Bush's IQ is 135.

  • @dave19941000 IQ tests are regional. A Canadian would generally do poorly on an American one & an American would do poorly on a Canadian one because of the "common knowledge" section. Both of us would likely do poorly on one from the UK. An IQ of 100 is always the average that is the standard for the test. Average IQ never rises, the tests just become dated & have to be re-calibrated. So if Bush truly got 135 that means most of the USA is as dumb as a post. Thats how the tests work.

  • @EagleMedieval that's the point I don't agree on (from the video) Bush may be smart idk and probably never will

    but being smart is not the only thing you need to run a country

    then again we have steven harper....

    then again nobody from my province voted for him but still we have him and will have to go with it

  • Cheaper better lumber? For God's sake! By the time it gets here it's as crooked as a goose's dick! Sorry you burned down the White House? Your British cousins did that stupid! (17th Reg of Foot...all English and Welsh).....and we too are sorry we sacked York(Toronto)....and ran everybody out in the cold. Sorry for Shania Twain, Celine Dion, and Loverboy? You fucking should be! And your beer smells like piss and probably tastes even worse! Hahahaha!!!! We still love you though.

  • @Lex5576 Oh my god, calm down. It's a joke. People like you are an embarassment to your country - whatever country you're from.

  • @Lex5576 It's not piss its called alcohol. More of it in our beer.

  • "I'm sorry we called George Bush a moron. He is a moron but it wasn't nice of us to point it out. The fact that he's a moron shouldn't reflect poorly on the people of America. After all it's not like you actually elected him."

  • lol i love all the offended americans with their lame comments.. glad your feelings got hurt, keep crying a river

  • @BumJuiceDrinker It's just sad thinking my country isn't going to be here in a few years....

  • Thanks for sticking us with justin beiber you sons of bitches.

    >_>

  • @tenorsrule2012 Please, Justin Beiber is nothing compared to the Pop Culture crap that comes out of America on a daily basis.

  • @tenorsrule2012 you think we're proud of it lol?

  • Waitwaitawait.... Wasn't that Colin Mochrie?

  • @MrSulake yes

  • @MrSulake

    yes it is

  • Apology accepted, though I should point out that most Americans think of Canada as often as we think of Trinidad and Tobago.

  • what the point of this video when most Canadians doesn't have a tv in their igloo ? ahh canada..where you can ride polar bear to work, where you club baby seal. awsome.

  • @Longmachao you should try it :)

  • "CANADIANS...they walk among us......winter 11 months of the year.....mayonnaise on everything". LMAO...this is CBC's revenge for Michael Moore's "Canadian Bacon".

    We could go on talking shit back and forth about each other's countries for days and it would still be funny. Canada and the U.S. should both be thankful to have each other as neighbors. Who else boasts a 4,000 mile unprotected border? We can agree to disagree on some issues, but in this world there is no friendlier alliance.

  • yes, we did beat u in hockey..AGAIN!

  • Comment removed

  • LoL Yeah... Im Sorry Tooo!!!

    LoL That was Great!

  • Oh Canada, you rule!

  • Oh Canada. You are like a jealous little brother. This is why Canada is better, thats great, I dont care.

  • I hear you on the beer thing! Imports are all I drink. :-)

  • Oh, Colin Mochrie, you make my life.

  • Canada Rules!!! Love you Colin :)

  • Remember when the Second City in Toronto totally ripped this bit off?

  • I love you Colin!

  • *snicker* we'd be worried if you knew where Canada was.

  • HA!!! you, beat us in war? you've already tried that twice, and we whooped your ass both times.

    The brits had hardly any troops in canada. At least 90% of the infantry was Canadian Militia. The only thing that Britain contributed at first was navy. Last I checked, PEOPLE hve to burn down places.

  • lmao dude.. those "brits" were Canadians.. they just didn't quite know it at the time.

  • What are you bitching about, if you are 62, you are on Medicare.

  • This was great, no need to apologize, most Americans agree with you. The rest of the evangelical Americans, as GWB, are witches & part of the neoconservative coven. Just ask his witch aunt, Ann Cappelletti, she is the 1/2 sister of witch Barbara Bush, conceived in 1924 in Europe with sex magick w Aleister Crowley, 666, baphomet, the beast. Pauline for prestige, Ann's 20 yr old Sicilian mother at Thelema for money.

  • +1 foor Crowley reference.

  • thx.

  • Passive aggressive way is the best way.

  • c'mon everyone, its comedy! colin loves america!

  • Smell that?

    *ahhhh*

    That's international contreversy.

    isn't it beautiful?

    (im joking-don't get pissed.)

  • colin!!!! i love this guy! he's hilarious!

  • it's not bending over, it's dry wit

  • I love this video.

    It's hilarious - & SO TRUE! I really, really don't like America. Oh! & George Bush IS a moron!

  • @Jessss2008 why don't you like america? I mean, pls give a reason. Would you rather share a 9,000-km border with China? I don't get why we canadians have this inferiority complex with the US. America represents everything canada does, or at least everything that is core to our country (i.e., freedom of speech, democracy, protected individual rights). America is our best friend and why is that a bad thing? We share a special relationship that should be fostered and admired.

  • @geegee1848 - If America is Canada's best friend I'd hate to know Canada's enemy - oh, wait, we DIDN'T have any enemies; we were known and loved the world over as peacekeepers - until our assholes in government decided to join Nazi Bush in his own personal sandbox "war". Yup, America's a Great Friend, isn't it?!?!?

  • if you're going to be a complete ignoramus and pig, at least use proper grammar...idiot.

  • Yes. You win.

  • I drink Premium Grain Belt and I did not vote for George Bush.

  • Thank you for NOT voting for that jackass and falling into his evil plans.

  • Hahah this was quality!

  • So very Funny!!!

  • I'm sorry, but I love Colin Mochrie!!! :-)

  • That's hilarious. I must say , I know of no great Canadian beers...??? I'm glad we're neighbors, I hope Canadians in general feel the same love for America that we feel for them. I mean I know we're crazy sometimes, but anyway thanks for Avril, and Jim Carrey

  • Molson Canadian? Moosehead? Creemore Springs? Labbat Blue? Kokanee?

    surely you at least know of Molson Canadian and Labbat Blue.

  • alexsander keith?beer good.....cheers

  • agreed Keith's is a great beer, also molsen rocks

  • Moosehead is great, plus its truly the last 100% Canadian beer becouse Molson and Labbat were bought up, they count as 75% Canadian.

  • ahhh moosehead, refreshingly independent. you are right about "Canadian" beer. Labatt is distributed by Interbrew but for the most part Molson is still Molson.

    Try Tiger Beer. it gets you drunk but it doesn't have the chemicals the N.A. beers do to make you stupid for the rest of the day.

  • Hahaha! I hope the other Americans who watch this think it's funny too.

    I guess I should apologize back...

    I am sorry I keep calling you Canadia instead of Canada. It is insulting and immature.

  • I'm American and I find this amazingly hilarious.

    I'm actually moving to Quebec after I get my bachelors degree. This makes me even more excited =D

    Canada: I'm sorry I only have one Canadian channel on my TV. I do watch this as much as I can.

    Oh, and thank you for Colin Mochrie.

    Really,

  • Americans think bush is a moron too lmao...

  • Most of us do and have for a long time, 9N8X.

  • *coughs* I do think Bush is a moron, though. :D

  • I question if you ever really did live here after that comment. Canada hasn't been referred to or thought of as a "dominion" since the 1950s, maybe early 1960s.

  • Actually the Canadian Bill of Rights wasn't enacted until 1960. I think your math is a little off. Unless you have in mind the BNA act.

    Also, with the hockey game, if you're referring to the video keep in mind the show aired at the time these things were happening. Not years later.

  • Well...ok..point for you! I did mean the BNA Act..a slip.

    Have you ever asked yourself why so many countries from the States to Poland to Sierra Leone all have an Independence Day but Canada has a 'Canada Day'? Because it is not independent. The British Queen is the official head of state. There are countries in this world who have fought / are fighting to this day for nationhood. Something to be proud of. i.e/the former Eastern Bloc of the Soviet Union

  • So Canada just sits in this political limbo. While the Brits laugh at how their Queen is on our money. I've even heard some with straight faces and in a contemporary context refer to us as 'colonials'.Isn't true though? As for being a dominion..look up the def. of this word in the dictionary and there will be a picture of Canada..Is Canada a republic? NO.

    Am I Canadian? I lived in Nepean,Ont/graduated from Woodroffe HS and Carleton U and bought me first 24 at the beer store on Carling Ave.

  • Also, as I'm sure you realize by now, if someone outside of a particular culture makes ignorant remarks about it, it doesn't mean they're right.

    I've heard people here and in the U.S. not understand the difference between South Africa and Ghana. According to your logic, those who believe they're the same country must be right, as opposed to those who actually live in either of those countries.

  • very funny

  • yes

  • Funny video, though honestly I'm completely apathetic about Canada. It's right up there with Greenland on my countries of interest list.

  • lol :)

  • Failcomment.

  • Im sorry we kicked your ass in the war of 1812... actually im not sorry about that.

  • I'm sorry Americans are ignorant and over patriotic about their average country, and, like you, can't take a joke. I'm sorry Americans can't see through the blur of their own stupidity and understand the fact that their ignorance and hate towards other countries that they know absolutely nothing about makes them the most hated country in the world. I'm sorry for your laughable comment, because it shows me that America is the dumbest nation on earth for believing that crap.

  • i'm sorry for agreeing with you. oh wait a second, no i'm not! i'm not sorry about that at all. i agree with it 100%.

    ignorance ftl

  • And to judge a country as a whole and not each American as an individual is not the height of ignorance, derkaderka? Many Americans out there do not hate other countries and despise Bush's tactics. You need to open your eyes, too. Human generalizations, ignorance, arrogance, and prejudice will destroy this world. (Every country)

  • Yes...George Bush is an incompetent moron.

  • I know. But it just seems like all the idiotic ignorant Americans seem to flock to youtube, and it's rare that I see the intelligent one who actually knows something about other countries. Sometimes I just get so pissed off at Americans like that and I fucking snap. Every country will have it's ignorant bunch of tards. But you can't really deny that America has a higher population of people walk around with their finger up their asses thinking their better than everyone else. AKA Ignorance

  • I cannot say that because it would be an opinion not fact. I also come across many Europeans on youtube that say,"EU rocks, USA sucks!" or some other variation.  I have seen such appalling, arrogant ignorance from people all over that, I despair for the world in general. Most of the Americans I have known or met in my life would smash that bias. Youtube just attracts "tards" in general, I think.

  • What I can say in an accurate supposition, is that most of the American government seems to have a disgusting arrogance that is most unbecoming.

  • Lol yeah. I guess I can't say all Americans are ignorant. But it's just that I see more of them saying to me "fuck you pussy Canadian. USA! USA!" or some shit. So it's just those assholes who give America a bad name.

  • But the thing is I don't think if the average American truly knows much about Canada. Just simple little things. Like we just had an election, did you know who won? Did you know that there even was one? I'm not saying Americans are ignorant for not knowing that, but some should really educate themselves on our country before they go and criticize it.

    It's just Canadian newscasters are even covering your election, but I'm not sure Canada gets that back. That's when we feel unapreciated.

  • Okay, you are being specific--great. :D In my opinion, No I don't think the average American would know if there had been an election n Canada. I don't watch much TV, but I have not seen anything about it. Do you know how many, "EU kicks America's ass." or "Americans are fat, lazy, etc...perhaps

    even more disturbing, "America should be bombed!" "They should all die!". You should not have been called that vulgar slur, you are a Canadian pure and simple. :)

  • No country is greater than another. (More people need to learn that) Personally, my knowledge of Canada extends to certain cities or provinces and more on it's history. And a bit on it's local wildlife.

  • LOL

  • Oh snap XD

  • wow why cant you idiots just enjoy the video?...who cares what the guy behind you think for fuck sake its funny!

  • wasnt this guy on "whose line was it anyway" ?

    lol

  • I'm American and I find this funny (and true in a lot of ways) P.S. you rule Raj!

  • Americans can't take a joke or laugh at themselves, its really sad. I'd like to see one American here who actually doesn't get pissed.

  • i'm american and i think america is a joke. love you

  • I'm an American and I think it's very funny (I love Colin Mochrie). After watching poor Colin get mocked for his Canadian background on Whose Line for 8 years, it's wonderful to get to see him dish it back!

  • I don't know how people get pissed at this...

    He's making fun of Canada too.

  • Sorry, but I can't really see how he's making fun of Canada. Is he saying we apologize too much? How is that a bad thing?

  • No he's taking the canadian stereotype that all canadians are polite and backgrounding it to a sorry for USA.

  • Would you guys just shut the hell up and watch the goddamn video?

    Or maybe argue with someone you can actually see?

  • The best thing about that video? The americans are all getting annoyed about it.

    Dear Canada, we're glad you inherited our sense of humour - don't let your younger brother push you around (he likes to be independant). Love, Britain.

  • Most Americans I know think it's hillarious... but some Americans are little whiner girls.

  • This video is awesome! XD

  • That was truly very funny.

  • LOL IT'S SO TRUE!!!1

  • Upset? Nah. I agree with every single bit of this.

  • Ha this is hilarious!

  • Oh for crying out loud. the guy's name is Colin Mochrie. He's on the Drew Carey show "Who's Line is It Anyway". The guy is hilarious. But this is a JOKE. Got it.

  • You also don't seem to understand that the point of this video is satire. It's, you know, funny. Get it?

  • Ouch. I'm hurt. :P

    Yeah it was funny the first few times that I saw it, but now it's kinda boring. Brings a smile to my face though. Regardless, I was just replying to someone who doesn't like the French language for some reason.

  • Firstly, the french living in Quebec didn't join the Americans becasue they felt that after they LOST the 7 years war, the British were very nice to them, letting them keep their traditions, etc. I do speak French, but that doesn't mean I agree we should. ( I live in this freaking country of canada.) France lost the 7 years war, and the reason that we speak French is beacsue Britain allowed the french to keep their traditions.

  • (contined)And I repeat, the French did not help in the war of independance, they refused. George Washington sent a letter to Quebec, and they refused, becasue they felt the British KIng was being very nice, and that they owed loyalty to him. You know, why don't Canadians and American's speak Russian? After all, the first Cnadians were Russsians, crossed the bearing straight, which was sold to America. (Alaska). And Russians also settled in B.C.

  • Yeah I don't like Ottawa either. :P But I'm impressed! (no, seriously.) You're one of the few people who actually knows what happened. Send me a PM and we can discuss this history further. :-)

  • probably because it sucks less than america...

  • Sucks less than American at being gay? You got that right.

  • LOL... Classic American Fail.

  • yeah we're such failures and losers at life yet we're still superior to canadians in every way. That's why you suck balls at the Olympics.

  • Your arguments are fucking pathetic, the Olympics are a fucking joke. For you to base YOU or YOUR or any other country's superiority on some athlete's victory is laughable. You're machismo attitude is truly the last gasp of the neanderthal.

  • I'd expect that from a country that consistently gets owned by 3rd world countries in the Olympics. It doesn't even have anything to do with strength. I bet you can put your regular Olympics people against anyone else's para-Olympics people and you'd still get schooled.

  • lol @ the american

  • whatever just watch southpark the movie!!! "totally love the burning canada got from it. Ohh and save your lumber you'll need it to keep warm when the United States goes into the depression we are so likely doomed for. You'll need it to keep your canadian asses warm. Or better yet we should buy it all so you will freeze to death either way i really dont care!!!!!

  • you can't, you're all too poor

  • Are you kidding? America is in debt of $25 Trillion... Good thinking, genius.

  • show sources or GTFO

  • LMFAO YES COLIN!

    canada ! (L)

  • Isn't dat Collin Mocry? or watever?

  • "I see you've rebuilt it.

    It's very nice."

    XFD

  • THIS is comedy. OUTSTANDING. I'm sorry that Canada has not been perceived as the superpower it so obviously is.  Oh, wait.....

  • canada ain't sucks :D ^^ !! I love her ^^ !!

  • This just never gets old ... and since Canada will be crushing the U.S. hockey team again in the 2010 olympics ... we will have apologise AGAIN!

  • Curse our passive aggressive apologies... If only  we could break this habit of being so sincere... @USA: Sorry our beer isn't water.

  • hahah cool !! XD !!!