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  • Turd Midshipmen turn into Turd Officers....::example given at top of page::

  • i love these!

  • so gay

  • how did they get permission to do this????

  • @maxima169 they probably didn't

    

  • o yea, lol HUGE TAN LINE AT 1:29!!!

  • ..... did you know a radar guy named Ryan Murders? *not me*

  • 2:05 best still ever!! Awesome job you guys!!

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  • fresh out of the USNA? lol im jus joking love the vid :D

  • @hoboandwedgiestudio1 couldn't be they have pins...they've be in for a year at least

  • @rlattimore1 @rlattimore1 just cuz they have pins doesn't mean you've been in for a year. Right when you graduate from the USNA you are commissioned as an Ensign but it took me a while to realize that their butter bars are silver because of the light's reflection on the pins in the beginning. Which means they are a LTJG ( Lieutenant Junior Grade). Which most likely means they've been in for half a year to a full year. And plus i said i was joking about being fresh outta the USNA earlier.

  • @hoboandwedgiestudio1 Actually, you're wrong. The pin he's talking about is the Surface Warfare Officer Insignia, not the rank insignia. The SWO pin takes time to earn. As for time in service, both those JG's have at least 18 months since promotion to O2 is 18 months or automatically at 2 years. Furthermore, one of them is an ensign, and even he's got a MUC and Battle E, so he's been around at least one deployment. Thanks for playing.

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  • wow people are brutal

    

  • Sad part is people like this are always out there screaming about their military service when their true "direct" contribution to any real combat action was a video about being on a safe "boat"!

    ...and officers, too. PATHETIC!!!

  • Typical JO's. Good job!! Get back on watch!

  • this shit is hilarious haha

  • ...That officer is out of uniform. UNSAT!

  • This makes me want to join the US Navy.

    I am Australian.

    Well played.

  • They're NOT on a BOAT, but on a SERVICE SHIP/target. Subs are BOATS! Foul language not appropriate.

  • @NancySubsister Foul language not appropriate? Then how do we get the term "curse like a sailor" from? Lol.

  • @kasula17 Was not making "fun" of them..I was pointing out the fact they are acting like fools in our nations Dress Uniform .This can turn into a big debate about "hell" considering the fact they have no Deployment Ribbions.In short i'm right....Debate CLOSED.

  • 1:08 in the background is having the real fun, just saying.

  • Officers acting like Jackasses!! What a joke

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  • @manner1232 They're technically JO's...and I think it's great that they're able to have fun and be creative in their free time. I dont know about the guy dressed as JPJ, but based on their t-shirts the other two guys graduated from the Academy which means they've already been through a hell of a lot and are now serving their country. It's fine if you dont like the video, but no need to disrepect these men who have volunteered to serve, even at a time of war.

  • @manner1232 Dude, you ever experience being in a US military branch? They need to have these humor or it will be fucking depressing.

  • @aser616 Maybe I have and Maybe I havent.Fact of the matter is Im right..Debate has already been closed.

  • Hey LT, quit messing around and get your SWO pin.

  • is that uss john paul jones ddg 53??? 

  • this give me orgasumzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

  • I now feel pride in my country.

  • And this (swear word) boat, named after the famous "I have not yet begun to fight" John Paul Jones, fired the very first Tomahawk missile into Afghanistan in October 2001. (swear word), screw mountains, we have the USS John Paul Jones and the USS Bonhomme Richard.

  • I think they're on a boat...no it's a MUTHA FUCKIN BOAT!

  • wish i was on dat boat lmfao

  • Dope Freshness Son

  • motorboat

  • you can tell who the aviator in this vid is

  • @Assassinxstudios hahah no shit lol

  • 7 people got thrown off a boat

  • Too bad Afghanistan is an inland country. One look at these mother****ers and the taliban would drop to their knees.

  • Summer whites are so sexy.

  • @OhMyCupcake22 tropicals

    i think

    

  • @waterjumper101 huh?

  • @OhMyCupcake22 you said summer whites i think they are called tropicals

  • @waterjumper101 I'm sure they're called Summer Whites Service.

  • @waterjumper101 They're part of the Service Uniforms category of military wear and are officially called Summer Whites.

  • 7 people aren't on a boat

  • the Navy ROCKS! nuff said

  • I just don't really like this because they're officers, and I can't relate to officers. I think some E-4 - E-6's need to do a remake of this, and I suppose a few E-7's and above would be cool too.

  • @marslance HELLL FUCKING YESSSSSSSSSSS I HATE OFFICERS... (i created this account when i was in fourth grade and wanted to be an officer im enlisted in the marines now first year) (if your wondering about my name)

  • You are fantastic! I Love you guys!

  • amazing work guys!!!!!! where did you got all the customes lol

  • lol I like how the chopper is just chillin at 1:05

  • SOOOO BOOOTLEG MAN!

  • fags ur job is so hard

    as we can all tell

  • @heftyones So, the navy aren't allowed to have fun?

    I believe you're the faggot.

  • On a Burke class destroyer? Nice.

  • Nicely done on that ship xD

  • 7 People didn't get to go on a boat.

  • and just when i thought the navy was the only one with dignity left.. nvm!

  • SHOULDA BEEN CAPTIN MORGIN (:p YUMMY

  • "insert tax dollar comment here" *waits to get likes on comment*

  • @Jericholic2323 sad cuz no one will like ur comment! im in the navy n we pay taxes so in realtiy we pay are own pay check dumb ass! we need to have fun! u try working 20 hours a day 7 days a week! loser!

  • @cjpiotrowski88 im sorry dude but your an idiot, my comment was a smartass comment, obviously u didnt get the joke, my comment was making fun of the people who make stupid ass comments about tax dollars...

    

  • @mcmaster4military are you on drugs?! they're wearing officer uniforms the entire video! from the dress blacks to the flight suits, not to mention the USNA class t shirts, meaning that they're alumni..these guys are clearly officers.

  • I salute these guys.....literally....i'd have to salute these guys O.o

  • get your towels ready..

  • Recruiting video for the Navy? :D

  • in these videos i always wonder how they randomly have props like a blow up dolphin .. lol great video !

  • Also, regarding your "Asian kid" dilemma: I do not know this individual on a personal level. I do not know his name, his life, or anything else about him. Including a full description of who I was referring to was a tedious task that I was not prepared nor wanted to undergo. If i knew this information about him I would have said "Oh wow.. Chuck sure does..." but I didn't. Describing him as an Asian was also not mendacious considering he is obviously of Asian decent, though IDK specifics.

  • Lol.. I like how the asian doesn't know the lyrics.. so cute

  • @GaRaVuSa08 The "asian"? WTF? I mean, it's obvious you're not Navy, so how did you sustain the traumatic brain injury that prevented you from thinking that one through? I would say your mum dropped you on your head but I'm thinking it's more the meth she smoked when she was preggers with you that caused such idiocy.

  • @expatcanuck79 U mad brah?

  • @GaRaVuSa08 Eh? Are you referring to my bra? Or to my brother? Or to the irritability of the letter "U"? Forgive my failure to comprehend your language, which is clearly some dialect of Idiot. I'm Canadian. I speak English, French, Farsi, Spanish, and Arabic, but UBC and UW don't offer classes in Idiot.

  • @expatcanuck79 They obviously offer excessive courses in instigation. I also know quite a few languages, but frankly I can't seem to figure out what it has to do with this conversation. Calling me out on my intelligency level was unnecessary and invalid considering you jumped to the conclusion based on two sentences. If you need clarification on the expression "U mad brah" I will include it in this message. -> "A phrase trolls use to piss off an already mad person even more."

  • cheese dick ensigns

  • watching this vid cause its so crisp not to mention yeah thats as real as it gets

  • best motha fuckin vid

  • I would love to see a Tomahawk lanched behind JPJ!

  • This makes me proud to be an American. God Bless America.

  • its a shame you had the swearing.

  • I love the navy, my canadian navy should do this.

  • Shit I bet the marines are pissed

  • haha john paul jones is better then fucking T-pain. suck it bitches!!!

  • 6 people are on land wishing they were in the U.S. Navy so they could be on a boat with John Paul Jones.

  • 6 People Are On The Shore

    

  • Ok....... Don't wear your hats outside, Wear them inside...... Rule breakers I like 'em

  • @inailboards always exceptions, don't wear your hat outside on a flightline, don't salute on a flightline unless it's 06 or above....This vid was awesome, especially the hilo footage! Oh n billion dollar boat....

  • genious i love tha navy lol

  • holyyy shit they're so on point, this is greatt

  • holyyy shit they're so on point, this is greatt

  • This is awesome, though Asian guy has some lip syncing issues...

  • This is literally the best thing ever.

  • 6 people wish they were on a boat xD

  • the best parody i have ever seen XD

  • THIS IS ON A REAL NAVY SHIP?!?!?FUCKING BOSS!!!

  • @stav1472 Well it would make sense considering they're in the Navy...

  • THIS WINS SOOO HARD!

  • their all liutenant or ensigns

  • LOVE IT!!

  • 08 detailer.... found a shirt like that in my roof

  • This video is great, I love it, well done :)

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  • Lol the Asian looking dude is funny .

  • they know thats not poseidon right?

  • @orlendatube Dude, John Paul Jones would have Poseidon for breakfast and use his trident to pick his teeth.

  • love you guys! :D

    

  • 1:08-1:17 He's hoooottt something about men in uniforms..

  • @gguniit agree!!!

  • better video than the real one

  • I knew that is what officers really do. LOL is that a CG?

    

  • I Fricken love you guys!!!

  • lol well when in doubt....n u have nothing else to do......make a video ;) THATS WHAT I WOULD HAVE DONE! xD haha

  • HE IS HAWTTTT

  • BEST OONEEE IVE SEEN

  • 5 Department Heads disliked this video.

  • they left out osama is dead mother fuckers or i thought i never se3e the day osama dies

  • NOW THIS IS WELL TIME SPENT

  • If my tax dollars paid for this in any way, money well spent.

  • @penguinboy561 haha well said sir!

  • hahaha fukken quality parody. never thought that us navy was so luvely

  • Is that a...Chinese.....Holly shit

  • officers... wow... Hope my officers are as awesome as you all. I ship off to navy boot camp in 66 days. HOOYAH

  • Navy SEALs, Top Gun and now this outstanding video. Truly, USN domination knows no bounds. You squids almost makes me want to go re-enlist.

  • You guys are adorable!

  • This is way better than the air forces gay ass tik tok and cooler than me videos

  • Cameo appearance by Eminem at 1:19

  • only people on this kind of "boat" can sing this lyrics without getting shot LOL

  • loved this video!!!

  • hahaha this is fuckin hilarious

  • If I'd known Navy boys like that I'd never had opted Air Force! Good job lads! ;-)

  • Lol @ these O1&O2s, very cool video :)~~ keep 'em coming you guys have talent!

  • Hey, great idea! Make a video loaded with cursing and other immature behavior while you're in uniform! Excellent! Yes, this is funny, but hey....this won't ever come back to bite you in the ass, right? I mean, no one in recent Naval history has had their careers ruined over making silly videos in uniform, Right? (You might want to look up Navy Captain Owen Honors, retards)

  • @sgtg4422001 You must be the only person to hear of Capt Honors. Thanks for filling the rest of us in. If it wasn't for your sage words of advice, these guys might have been in real trouble.

    /sarcasm off

  • @sgtg4422001 They're having fun and aren't doing anything wrong, or hurting anyone. So *ahem* FUCK YOU ASSHAT i hope your crew mutinies you and leaves you in a small dingy, which you clearly have. And i DID look up your boy, and I'm pretty sure this video doesnt have "...sailors parading in drag; homophobic slurs; and there are scenes of simulated masturbation and a simulated rectal exam..." aaaaaa youuu masiiiive dooooosh. Come at me bro

  • "I wish to have no connection with any ship that does not sail fast; for I intend to go in harm's way." -- John Paul Jones

  • This is actually the greatest. GO NAVY BABY!

  • im on a ship

  • yup thats the navy!

  • is this Australian?

  • @Bondie9054 no

  • I love it

  • I'd have loved a shot of the guns blazing at the "boat engines make noise" part... Awesome job guys... I'm glad to have you boys out there protecting us and keeping us free!

  • FUCK YAH!!!!!

  • now that is a real boat

  • 2:11 this guy is HOT!

  • Respond to this video...

    

  • wiat theres only 3 people on the boat!! wtf!!!!!!!

  • i wanted to put this on my fb navy page but my family would be upset

  • the guy at 2:07 is fucking hot!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 5/5

  • Why is this better than the other parodies?

    JOHN PAUL MOTHERFUCKING JONES, that's why.

  • its better than I'm On A Boat t-pain

  • hillarious

  • Excellent!!

  • My girlfriends brother is the brunette haired guy.

  • Like this one the best. Fantastic

  • LMFAOOOOO this is epic. I can't believe this was approved haha.

  • boats without big fucking guns are bullshit!

  • @sam9116 please be nice these guys are protecting your ass with them big guns. They might also help you out say if you decided to go sailing off the Somali coast

  • You boys would make both John Paul Jones (of "Sir, I have not yet begun to fight..." fame) and his ship, the Bonhomme Richard, proud. I think especially JPJ would like the "take a good hard look at the (expletive) boat..." line, no?

  • Haha best navy im on a boat ive ever seen!

  • u guys r dumb

  • very good !!!

  • very good

  • Yeah. This is supposed to be a parody, but think about it: the original parodies real boatowners and sailors. So it can never be as cool as Navy videos, like this one.

  • gotta love navy pilots lol

  • LOVE THIS.