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  • obviously fake

  • sup consortium <_<

  • sparc mac

  • How do you keep a bull from charging? Take away his credit cards. *play video*

  • Especially interesting that this cricket sound is coming from a grasshopper !

  • Hey, hey hey, ladies and jellyfish. What's the deal with tomato bottles? i mean...you fill them up and where does it all go? Huh? you know what i mean?

    cricket cricket cricket

  • I typed in "Moneyball" and it led me here...

  • awkward silence.

  • After Messi's match against Espanyol Barcelona.

  • Thumbs up if Nintendo Life sent you here.

  • 100 people still saying bad jokes... F*ck, now I'll get thumbs down *okay*

  • After watching Disney Channel for... 5 minutes.

  • I used to be a cricket... Then i took an arrow to the knee

  • @baggiestfurball You're not funny.

  • After Justin Biebers concert...

  • @Bot2Talk2 During*

    

  • Every time someone makes an Arrow to the Knee joke

  • This is what I hear every time I tell a joke.

    Ever tim

    Liek dis if u crey ever tim!

  • lol @ everyone and their meanwhile jokes. Its actually while everyone who is not watching this is living their lives, MEANWHILE everyone here is watching this............

  • I post this as a comment on a facebook post that no one likes or commented on XD

  • -Meanwhile in /v/

    Noob: Hai do u guia play Cowadoody Mawdurrn Whorefair tree?

    Entire thread: *video above*

  • Meanwhile in my love life...

  • "why did the skeliton get sick? cuss he got the coffen" *video plays*

  • i was expecting the exorcist.

  • You know why pirates are called 'pirates'?

    Cuz they ARRRRRRRRR!!!

    0:00

  • Why was tigger looking down the toilet??

    A: Because he was trying to find Pooh!! Ha ha ha....... got it?? 0:00

  • @Col5Arg0 buahahahahaha lol

  • Meanwhile at EA's Origin service(during Steam Christmas sale)........

  • lyric: krekrekrekrekrekrekrekrekrekre­krekre

  • perfect for stupid forum posts that get no responses!

  • Looks like someone told an awful joke again

  • SMS

    

  • I'm surprised that this doesn't have any copyright infringement 

  • This shit got a million view...WOW!!!

  • btw the pick is of a locust not a cricket :P

  • My friend sent me here after I told a bad joke

  • i was just thinking about that!

  • good and easy way to get 1 million views xD

  • When the teacher asks a question and nobody knows the answer, we let the cricket sound play for whole the class.

  • @gabiebabieify /watch?v=K8E_zMLCRNg ...cool story bro.

  • como voces sao capazes de por uma foto, ou um video de um gafanhoto e chamam-lhe grilos, e mesmo uma estupides.

  • sound does not match to image =/

  • meanwhile at myspace

  • meanwhile at atari

  • bad joke = cricket Sound haha i have him on my mobile lol

  • USED THIS IN CLASS<3

  • um, i think thats a grass hopper

  • WHITE LABEL DEBRA MESSING CIA NONSENSE

  • Lil wayne is the best ... lol

  • ahahahahah

  • awesome!!! sittin in the living room the tv is on mute so i put this on LOL

  • This song always makes me cry

  • @MOndoAusterO WTF!!

  • Wanna know how to hear this anytime?

    Ask random person to grab your ass

  • @dragonome Cyanide and Happiness.

  • Wait a minute.

    That is a grasshopper.

    What's with the cricket sound and a grasshopper?

  • What the ????????

    I was directed here from discussion at a news site claiming this was a video that depicted what NBC and CNN were saying about the latest doings of ACORN. You know, the people who registered dead people to vote. Those guys. The ones behind the lawless behavior of the "occupy people". The unemployed being financed by George Soros to disrupt American society.

  • I need this made into 10 hours and looping!

  • Sounded like the midnight release for Battlefield 3......

  • i bet this happens at justin bieber's concert LoL

  • @miszcelinenous Totally xD

  • is this thing on ? o_O

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  • @RuneBeast324 just like the lil wayne & nickleback concert...you just failed..have you heard those girls

  • Sounds like a nickelback concert

  • this is what im searching for!

  • thats not a cricket, that's a grasshopper

  • Bama 31

    lsu 9

  • it's not a cricket!!!

  • Hold 1 = Fap fap fap fap fap fap

  • This is how the Trojan fans are sounding now. 17 unanswered pts.ORANGE & BLACK ATTACK!!!!

  • I want this played at Justin Bieber's funeral.

  • lol justin bieber walks in...

    

  • I made it into a mp3 file.

    Just remove the *s cause youtube wont look to accept the comment witheout it.

    Link: htt*p://d*l.dro*pbox.co*m/u*/1­593*8137/Cric*ket%20Sou*nd.m*p­3

    Warning: I may remove the link at ANY TIME.

  • Wow 1.2 million views... Eat that animal planet!

  • Why the picture of a grasshopper with the cricket sound?

  • LOL so funny.

  • I need a longer version so that i could annoy my friends !!! T_T

  • Google+...

  • @wiil0rd Lool

  • why is it so quiet???

  • Fab a fool!

  • iamgmctv

  • loso.

  • dedicating this vid to all you ppl who keep saying "fab sent me here",when 3000 ppl already said it..

  • Lmao loso incase you ain't no so

  • Loso !

  • fab sent me here lol

  • lol @ Fab

  • Fab sent me here lol

  • FAB SENT ME HERE

  • Damn u fab..lol

  • THUMBS UP IF FABOLOUS SENT YOU HERE

  • thumbs up if fab sent up here

  • Fabolous is the best... LOL

  • Crickets shmickets.. Psh ya'll don't scare me!

  • lol at the grasshopper pic. TROLOLOLOLOLLLLL

  • nice grasshopper pic moron

  • I played this in class. No one laughed.

  • i love this xD just the right sound for akward silence

  • Play this into any voice chat if its quiet

  • If you here this sound after you have been telling a joke in a group, then.. well that doesn't feel to good.......

  • lets hear it for registered voters.... 0:00

  • theres no third second

  • Lets hear it for Nick Minij

  • That's what she said

    (everyone knows i'm a virgin 0:00)

  • Yep, that sounds like a Justin Bieber concert alright!

  • Lol!

  • lets hear it for barack obama! . . . 0:00

  • BOOOOOORING!

  • RayWilliamJohnson.

  • gay

  • most posted video under unfunny facebook posts.. i bet.

  • Steve Jobs leaving won't affect Apple that much, right?

    0:00

  • Cue for unfunny joke.

  • That's a grasshopper, dimwit.

  • No 10h version?

  • I hear them last week in Germany on vacation, and katydid's as well a lot of them. So peaceful when you laying in bed to hear they're sound...

    Only crickets they where in the woods, katydid's where everywhere also around the house.

  • there is no 0:03

  • :D I LIKE THE PART WHEN THE CRICKET SAID HI TO ME :D

  • Sounds like a Lil Wayne Concert

  • @MrChillypepper7 No, it sounds like a Justin Bieber concert.

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  • Useful.

  • This is what my valentine's day sounds like.

  • Thats an ordinary field cricket!

  • 89 people told a bad joke.

  • So how about that giants game? LOL

  • I play this everynight for a good sleep

  • Harry: Ron?

    Ron: Yeah?

    Harry: I banged your sister

  • How did this get over a million views

  • @dcenate2011 cricket sounds are always pretty awesome.

  • ซาวมุกแป้ก

  • Im using this from now on... I used to just make the noise myself.. this is better.

  • What month do trees hate the most?

    Sep-timberrrrrr!

    NOW PRESS THAT PLAY BUTTON !

  • 500th!

  • I need it for a video too

  • Thanks! I needed this for a video!

  • this happens at jb's concerts

  • GRASSHOPPER!

  • Um...that's a grasshopper.

  • moms ringtone

  • My bf was talking to me about chemistry , and he made a lame joke , we were on skype , when i play music he can hear. After he made the lame joke and laughed , i played this and he went emo

  • ...That's a grasshopper! Oo

  • Hey! Give me thumbs up!

    0:00

  • Don't know why, but replaz O_o

  • @Ana23509 Replay*

    

  • thats why amy winehouse died...

    0:00 - 0:04

  • This song plays after Justin Bieber stops singing.

  • @MilesTailsPrower2008 Not after...WHEN!!!!

  • Slience...

    Rupert: What are you doing.

  • This is what my room sounds like when an RWJ video plays.

  • 555555555555555555555555555555­5555555555555555555555 !! ไอสัส ฮา

  • Press 0 for cricket sound.

    Press 1 for cricket sound.

    Press 2 for cricket sound.

    Press 3 for cricket sound.

    Press 4 for cricket sound.

    Press 5 for cricket sound.

    Press 6 for cricket sound.

    Press 7 for cricket sound.

    Press 8 for cricket sound.

    Press 9 for cricket sound.

  • @madheadsproductions If you press 6, it doesn't come on immediatly.

  • like if you link this to people on facebook who get no likes on their jokes.

  • 1 million ?

  • What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work???...

    .. A stick! *play video*

  • That shit is like being in Joe's fantasy baseball league!

  • The crickets have restless legs syndrome.

  • I like how the image is of a grasshopper/locust and not a cricket.

  • What people DON'T know is that the crickets are actually giving a thunderous applause.

  • This happened whenever my first fucking ex used to try to tell jokes and said the punchline first.

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  • Perfect for our Weekly Department Meetings... !

  • who recorded illegally the last unreleased Justin Bieber song?

  • 84 dislikes...

    *4 seconds of chirp*

  • who the f*ck dislike this!? o.O

  • those 2 comments made my day

  • Chlorophyll...more like Boreaphyll!!!!

  • @test244 Thumbs up for billy madison quote!!!

  • What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

  • What do a girl says to another?

    - Hello!

  • ladies and gentalmen give it up 4 justin bieber!

    insert this noise

  • @RideLXbindings

    ROFLOLMAO

    This made my Friiday Friiday!

  • Your mother is so fat, that she auditioned in a "fat people" conpetition, and the judges said no professionals

  • *Insert bad joke here*

  • please make a 10 houre version, this is to short.

  • the top 2 comments are the reason why i click these kind of videos..