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I HATE TELLING JOKES

nirdie 2 days ago

9gag

TheBandicoot96 3 days ago

perfect sound to play in the school during a lesson....

suhanc47 3 days ago

obviously fake

FirelordRoku 6 days ago

sup consortium <_<

arttay1090 1 week ago

sparc mac

Promixro 1 week ago

How do you keep a bull from charging? Take away his credit cards. *play video*

kitseywho 1 week ago

Especially interesting that this cricket sound is coming from a grasshopper !

ckilgore1 1 week ago

Hey, hey hey, ladies and jellyfish. What's the deal with tomato bottles? i mean...you fill them up and where does it all go? Huh? you know what i mean?

cricket cricket cricket

IMSOKOOLful 2 weeks ago

I typed in "Moneyball" and it led me here...

mikeysaur65 2 weeks ago

awkward silence.

Complicationization 2 weeks ago

After Messi's match against Espanyol Barcelona.

rastakuduro77 3 weeks ago

Thumbs up if Nintendo Life sent you here.

droolerdork 3 weeks ago

100 people still saying bad jokes... F*ck, now I'll get thumbs down *okay*

vind3x 3 weeks ago

After watching Disney Channel for... 5 minutes.

vind3x 3 weeks ago

I used to be a cricket... Then i took an arrow to the knee

baggiestfurball 4 weeks ago

@baggiestfurball You're not funny.

KuriballFTW6 2 weeks ago

After Justin Biebers concert...

Bot2Talk2 1 month ago 9

@Bot2Talk2 During*

GoreTorn16 3 weeks ago

Every time someone makes an Arrow to the Knee joke

NeoTStyle 1 month ago 10

This is what I hear every time I tell a joke.

Ever tim

Liek dis if u crey ever tim!

PandaBearInASuit 1 month ago

lol @ everyone and their meanwhile jokes. Its actually while everyone who is not watching this is living their lives, MEANWHILE everyone here is watching this............

poppinate 1 month ago

I post this as a comment on a facebook post that no one likes or commented on XD

Monster4rmda559 1 month ago

-Meanwhile in /v/

Noob: Hai do u guia play Cowadoody Mawdurrn Whorefair tree?

Entire thread: *video above*

santafebnsf 1 month ago

Meanwhile in my love life...

miss8capricorn 1 month ago 6

"why did the skeliton get sick? cuss he got the coffen" *video plays*

fatzach09 1 month ago

i was expecting the exorcist.

SPRlNTING 1 month ago

You know why pirates are called 'pirates'?

Cuz they ARRRRRRRRR!!!

0:00

beinyourguard 1 month ago

Why was tigger looking down the toilet??

A: Because he was trying to find Pooh!! Ha ha ha....... got it?? 0:00

Col5Arg0 1 month ago 32

@Col5Arg0 buahahahahaha lol

PanterArocks1992 1 month ago

Meanwhile at EA's Origin service(during Steam Christmas sale)........

DemomanX614 1 month ago 6

lyric: krekrekrekrekrekrekrekrekrekrekrekre

HipHopandMJ 1 month ago

This has been flagged as spam show

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zoobow2 1 month ago

perfect for stupid forum posts that get no responses!

Musashi242 1 month ago 3

Looks like someone told an awful joke again

4ester44 1 month ago

SMS

97olek 1 month ago

I'm surprised that this doesn't have any copyright infringement

DjTsakalos 1 month ago

This shit got a million view...WOW!!!

pzlukmai 1 month ago

btw the pick is of a locust not a cricket :P

chriscumine 1 month ago

My friend sent me here after I told a bad joke

zoraxpower 1 month ago 118

i was just thinking about that!

mulburger 2 months ago

good and easy way to get 1 million views xD

leonardo55top 2 months ago

When the teacher asks a question and nobody knows the answer, we let the cricket sound play for whole the class.

gabiebabieify 2 months ago 2

@gabiebabieify /watch?v=K8E_zMLCRNg ...cool story bro.

craaaaazyjaaaaay 1 month ago

como voces sao capazes de por uma foto, ou um video de um gafanhoto e chamam-lhe grilos, e mesmo uma estupides.

49LEAL 2 months ago

sound does not match to image =/

MarusDaniel 2 months ago 3

meanwhile at myspace

RandomRobot1 2 months ago

meanwhile at atari

highspeedheadbanger 2 months ago

bad joke = cricket Sound haha i have him on my mobile lol

saraja95 2 months ago

USED THIS IN CLASS<3

xIMxTHATxDUDEx 2 months ago 2

um, i think thats a grass hopper

B1izzardHawk 2 months ago 3

WHITE LABEL DEBRA MESSING CIA NONSENSE

whotaughtyou 2 months ago

Lil wayne is the best ... lol

yasser165 2 months ago

ahahahahah

panashe123n 2 months ago

awesome!!! sittin in the living room the tv is on mute so i put this on LOL

JimmyFallonRox898 2 months ago

This song always makes me cry

MOndoAusterO 2 months ago 2

@MOndoAusterO WTF!!

panashe123n 2 months ago

Wanna know how to hear this anytime?

Ask random person to grab your ass

dragonome 2 months ago

@dragonome Cyanide and Happiness.

MikeOwenAdams 2 months ago

Wait a minute.

That is a grasshopper.

What's with the cricket sound and a grasshopper?

donteverlietome 3 months ago

What the ????????

I was directed here from discussion at a news site claiming this was a video that depicted what NBC and CNN were saying about the latest doings of ACORN. You know, the people who registered dead people to vote. Those guys. The ones behind the lawless behavior of the "occupy people". The unemployed being financed by George Soros to disrupt American society.

donteverlietome 3 months ago

This has been flagged as spam show

@zecmivault this is my reply(YAWN)..get off my dick

KILLUMINATIish 3 months ago

I need this made into 10 hours and looping!

SuperSasquatch777 3 months ago

Sounded like the midnight release for Battlefield 3......

MrUselesstalentz 3 months ago

i bet this happens at justin bieber's concert LoL

miszcelinenous 3 months ago

@miszcelinenous Totally xD

DaiDai751 3 months ago

is this thing on ? o_O

TheMrjonesOf2010 3 months ago

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RuneBeast324 3 months ago

@RuneBeast324 just like the lil wayne & nickleback concert...you just failed..have you heard those girls

TheMrjonesOf2010 3 months ago

@TheMrjonesOf2010 oops

RuneBeast324 3 months ago

Sounds like a nickelback concert

carlitoni 3 months ago

this is what im searching for!

AKOsiNEVER 3 months ago

thats not a cricket, that's a grasshopper

Ajimmmeeeeeh 3 months ago

Bama 31

lsu 9

ddddcinc 3 months ago

it's not a cricket!!!

RhymeJuristRey 3 months ago

Hold 1 = Fap fap fap fap fap fap

zwankwow 3 months ago

This is how the Trojan fans are sounding now. 17 unanswered pts.ORANGE & BLACK ATTACK!!!!

MyGameJustRewind 3 months ago

This has been flagged as spam show

The Picture is a grasshopper ....

AshemoEz 3 months ago

I want this played at Justin Bieber's funeral.

Stealthpath 3 months ago

lol justin bieber walks in...

gymnasticgirl14 3 months ago

I made it into a mp3 file.

Just remove the *s cause youtube wont look to accept the comment witheout it.

Link: htt*p://d*l.dro*pbox.co*m/u*/1593*8137/Cric*ket%20Sou*nd.m*p3

Warning: I may remove the link at ANY TIME.

Toukan1 3 months ago

Wow 1.2 million views... Eat that animal planet!

hesselsmit 3 months ago

Why the picture of a grasshopper with the cricket sound?

RobinDChrisChurch 3 months ago 3

LOL so funny.

MoniMeka 3 months ago

I need a longer version so that i could annoy my friends !!! T_T

22121HILMI 3 months ago

Google+...

wiil0rd 3 months ago 4

@wiil0rd Lool

chuninuzomaki 3 months ago

why is it so quiet???

L4ptopgirl 3 months ago

Fab a fool!

videozlove 4 months ago

iamgmctv

eneerggreene 4 months ago

loso.

Btwiown 4 months ago

dedicating this vid to all you ppl who keep saying "fab sent me here",when 3000 ppl already said it..

2Shy2Beautifulll 4 months ago

Lmao loso incase you ain't no so

silkky773 4 months ago

Loso !

EliazGonza 4 months ago

fab sent me here lol

12blahbaby 4 months ago

lol @ Fab

RomeTexasST99 4 months ago

Fab sent me here lol

SimplyyyShaunaa 4 months ago

FAB SENT ME HERE

dmnlild1 4 months ago

Damn u fab..lol

lucid922 4 months ago 9

THUMBS UP IF FABOLOUS SENT YOU HERE

evry1luvschi 4 months ago

thumbs up if fab sent up here

topshottaz1790 4 months ago 5

Fabolous is the best... LOL

Brunocohab165 4 months ago 23

Crickets shmickets.. Psh ya'll don't scare me!

lurpinator 4 months ago

lol at the grasshopper pic. TROLOLOLOLOLLLLL

Emnar2 4 months ago

nice grasshopper pic moron

jak3117 4 months ago

I played this in class. No one laughed.

TEOCEO1 4 months ago

i love this xD just the right sound for akward silence

ninjaroksbuy1 4 months ago

Play this into any voice chat if its quiet

TheEnody 4 months ago

If you here this sound after you have been telling a joke in a group, then.. well that doesn't feel to good.......

mang8219 4 months ago

lets hear it for registered voters.... 0:00

americannable 4 months ago

theres no third second

FazeCrux 4 months ago

Lets hear it for Nick Minij

alicialover88 4 months ago

That's what she said

(everyone knows i'm a virgin 0:00)

KBGfoReal 4 months ago

Yep, that sounds like a Justin Bieber concert alright!

MrJMNorman 4 months ago 3

Lol!

eddieguerrero122 4 months ago

lets hear it for barack obama! . . . 0:00

ColdSideOfPillow136 4 months ago 3

BOOOOOORING!

KBMadhouse 5 months ago

RayWilliamJohnson.

UntitledHome 5 months ago

gay

dragonoidslayer17 5 months ago

most posted video under unfunny facebook posts.. i bet.

FreakyHallows 5 months ago 5

Steve Jobs leaving won't affect Apple that much, right?

0:00

spamkinglol 5 months ago

Cue for unfunny joke.

IEATFOOOOD 5 months ago

That's a grasshopper, dimwit.

xXMurderOnFireXx 5 months ago

No 10h version?

ZoruaLP 5 months ago

I hear them last week in Germany on vacation, and katydid's as well a lot of them. So peaceful when you laying in bed to hear they're sound...

Only crickets they where in the woods, katydid's where everywhere also around the house.

patje7 5 months ago

there is no 0:03

DefectRapsOfficial 5 months ago 7

@DefectRapsOfficial 0:00

Reflaction96 5 months ago

:D I LIKE THE PART WHEN THE CRICKET SAID HI TO ME :D

ChubakaEnt 5 months ago

Sounds like a Lil Wayne Concert

MrChillypepper7 5 months ago 22

@MrChillypepper7 No, it sounds like a Justin Bieber concert.

legostarwars71 3 months ago

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RuneBeast324 3 months ago

Useful.

coolnick1230 5 months ago

This is what my valentine's day sounds like.

Thebestever441 5 months ago 5

Thats an ordinary field cricket!

fhorsaken 5 months ago

89 people told a bad joke.

HokutoAnsatsuken 5 months ago 2

So how about that giants game? LOL

Smackd0wnKing 5 months ago

I play this everynight for a good sleep

AnitoPictures 5 months ago

Harry: Ron?

Ron: Yeah?

Harry: I banged your sister

musicdork4ever 5 months ago 4

How did this get over a million views

dcenate2011 5 months ago 6

@dcenate2011 cricket sounds are always pretty awesome.

myarmcrysredtears 5 months ago

ซาวมุกแป้ก

120cker 5 months ago

Im using this from now on... I used to just make the noise myself.. this is better.

JackJacklover33 5 months ago

What month do trees hate the most?

Sep-timberrrrrr!

NOW PRESS THAT PLAY BUTTON !

DumbThingsMakeSense 5 months ago

500th!

i8hy6e3 5 months ago

I need it for a video too

thenutmeg365 6 months ago

Thanks! I needed this for a video!

MadGuitarTV 6 months ago

this happens at jb's concerts

61lpsfan 6 months ago 4

GRASSHOPPER!

yo6ial 6 months ago

Um...that's a grasshopper.

chandloski 6 months ago 4

moms ringtone

JPM32007 6 months ago

My bf was talking to me about chemistry , and he made a lame joke , we were on skype , when i play music he can hear. After he made the lame joke and laughed , i played this and he went emo

ix3Rukia 6 months ago