Maury: Crystal - 1st DNA Test - BBW Does Splits

[ArtificeSounds]

She ran like McRib's were about to run out!

[ArtificeSounds]

NUFF NUFF JIGGLY PPUFF

Crystal: GUETTO BOOTY!

[BlotRorschach]

The split was hilarious, but I gotta admit, it was the collar pop that killed me.

[Lanative89]

i feel sorry for the guy fucking this humungus beast.he probably couldnt breath when shes on top.her body looks deform lmaooo

[JonWashburn]

That guy needs to start using condoms.

[OJMcG]

Did Crystal ever find out who the father was after 3 DNA tests? :S

[Jachzehn]

snorlax seen throwing a tantrum!!!

[jbjb9402]

Every man who had sex with this wilderbeast should be hunted down, arrested, and charged with bestiality and crimes against nature.

[ChannelBelongs2Scott]

Crystal is why so many men go gay LOL! Falling on the floor, acting like a 5 year old throwing a tantrum when they're in their 30's and older. Who the fuck wants to be around THOSE cows?

[MamaMila1981]

Where is the Bruce Lee Baby video??????

[MsJayAlexis]

"2:00 I'm a hoe?" Yes bitch! Came back 3 times and still don't know how the daddy is

[unknownlight927]

LOL looks like Crystal did the spilts for nothing!! :) ;)

[JuelzInk]

imma get ha damn autograph since i know who she is loool!!!!!

[JuelzInk]

omg.. i know her D:

[inmyopinionithink]

I LOVE seeing the loud mouth women on Maury who do splits before the results and try to get the audience's approval by proving a bunch of points get put right in their place. And they ALWAYS go running out the left side and cry on a seat, couch, or the floor.

[MattkozKiwiKid]

4:35 look at that guys reaction in the far back right priceless

[ohmyclumsyheart]

0:03 AW SHIT SHANIQUA IM STUCK

[shanqwilla]

she said she waited 4 years for this?. she waited 4years to hear that "you are not the father"?

[georgehernandez1313]

Baby needs stuff, but her hair is nice and did...

[jominifa]

ohhhh shit i cant do that wit my legs hahahahaaha

[ChannelBelongs2Scott]

@hxc551sooners

LOL! Love it!

You can almost hear the "unnecessary shit" bill reverse-cha-ching'ing. I hope he can use the test to break free of that crap and even get his money back.

[libliblibxx]

Omg, that women is crazy

[livinglife22ful]

Dam. It's be alright thro................lol.

[livinglife22ful]

The guy is funny!

[livinglife22ful]

i can't even see her face with all that hair. dam. lady.

[ItsRapBoy]

i can't understand what that big fat pig is saying.

[Kari2025]

I actually feel bad for this guy. If he honestly had to pay child support, I hope he got it all back.

[hothotheat3000]

@Kari2025 You don't get it back. He'd have to sue her in court, and by the time you add up lawyer and court costs, he'd barely get back a dime IF he won his case.

[016Jam]

LMAAAAOOOO Maury's face :D

[deadly32]

So he had to pay 4yrs of child support for a child that is not even his.

[kkobss]

ahhhh the whores are always loud and restless, i wonder why?.

[tachikaze886]

All I saw was, "SHE'S POSITIVE HE IS THE FAT"

[yermomsboxx]

This is comedy of the highest order.

[CCF01]

0:56 LMAO!

[AnorexicNarwhal]

This is the sequel to Precious.

[hothotheat3000]

Maury's reaction to the split was priceless.

[santana3212]

I wish I looked like Bruce Lee...especially without a shirt on =)

[bloodguzzler]

@ :36 everyone is clapping except for the skinhead

[lanapumpsiron]

she kick it wit him, then flash on him...omg wtf is wrong wit her gorilla azz

[Raphael42589]

Were there any reports of an earthquake in NYC around the same time that Crystal fell on the ground backstage after hearing the results of the test?

[Chrisy45054]

@Raphael42589 Ladies and Gentlemen! This is just in! A huge earthquake has just occurred in the heart of New York City. Local witnesses places the blame on a huge woman that goes by the name of Crystal. This woman was found and she says that she places the blame on a false DNA test, because she was absolutely sure a man named Malcolm was her baby's father and she was wrong. In this reporter's opinion, it's her fault for opening her legs at the wrong place, at the wrong time. And that's the news.

[Raphael42589]

@Chrisy45054 LOL, HILARIOUS! Love it!!! :p :p :p

[mightyjoe911]

God help who ever is the real daddy...

[CaramelMamiChula]

only in america

[keonisan]

I wish she had fallen on her face in the attempt to get out of that chair, i think it would've ended that segment on a high note.

[leahsetag]

what?? how can he not be the father if she can clearly do the splits? none of this is making sense!

[therazorsedge28]

@leahsetag The point is she's so sure he's the dad, that she'll do her victory splits before the results are even read.

[leahsetag]

@therazorsedge28 hahaha yeah i got it, but looked more like she was trying to convince herself that he was the father more than anything

[Raphael42589]

@therazorsedge28 LOL, and that's exactly what she gets for making a complete ass out of herself! No refined woman (especially a mother) would ever act like this in public!!!

[Arruined]

@therazorsedge28 I think he was talking ironically.

[BlkCherry7997]

@therazorsedge28 gotta admit thats pretty impressive for a rounder lady haha

[tina3038]

@leahsetag LMMFAO i know rt !!!!!

[afay]

Yeah, she definitely tripped.

[chocolatechip20]

bitch!!!! dats just nasy as hell!! come on now

[jvclark2]

Maury's face @4:37 "Oh no she didn't!"

[PlatinumClaw999]

i always feel bad for the mother at first, but everytime they get an attitude i just always side with the father.

[last1000]

I WAITED 4 YEARS FO THIS MAURY!

BWAHAAAAAHAA! NOOOO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[deenage]

I was surprised Snorlax can do a split.

[deenage]

TYPICAL EXAMPLE OF A GHETTO WHORE. ALL THAT YAPPING AND THE SPLIT SHE WAS DOING FOR NOTHING. SHE GOT HUMILIATED BIG TIME!!!

[buttascotchbro1]

SKINNY MEN FAT WOMEN ALWAYS..

[crpdm1965]

Heez a HO !!!

[Kevontae678]

@crpdm1965 ANOTHER RACHET BITCH

[Boofyable]

aint nuttin but a ho!!!

[dagumpbest]

that's hot ghetto bafoonery

[Alexisahottie]

Just goes to show that just because you're a loud mouth doesn't mean you're right.

[TifaL20]

LOL ''dat baby look like bruce lee''

and omg she did that split for nothing..

[BeautyXfull]

lollll wut the hell did she do a split for? just to show fat girls are flexible? of course shes flexible she got opened by so many guys.

[chocolatechip20]

what the heck does the split have to do with anything? damn some ppl jus make u not feel sorry for them bein so damn silly.

[kcallen70]

A few comments:

It was a pretty good split she did! But a waste of one when she found out the results.

I love the look on the face of the security guard behind Malcom after Crystal does her split. It's a "Did I really just see this?" look.

The security guard behind Maury got a great chuckle over it.

At the 5:13 mark, Crystal does a great immitation of the letter X after she finds out the results.

I think she must've tripped running backstage.

[chocolatechip20]

@kcallen70 LETTER X: LMAO U SILLY

[truediabolique69]

jajajajajajaj did the floor crack when she did the split ??

[phillyeagles217]

that baby look like bruce lee

ROFL

[XxfeliaxX]

im almost lose my breath when im watchin dat woman talk

[fiddla88]

that bitch is ugly 

[Alison575]

I don't get how doing the splits proves he's the father? Could someone please explain?

[FrazJJ]

@Alison575 I don't understand that either.

[WeaponXSigma]

@Alison575 I don't get it either. Her doing splits was just plain idiotic.

[mattnara]

@Alison575 All that was proven was that this doesn't prove paternity.

[feliciababy09]

roflmmfao that waas funny wen she did da slpitz

[feliciababy09]

crystal said she was going thru a rough time n her life an that explains why she slept around an lookin fa her baby's dad that is highly no excuxe fa yo promiscuous behavior

[JOBROFAN1583]

@feliciababy09 but i don't get it she should know that the 3 guys that came 2 the show IS NOT the dad cause remember she messed around DURING her pregnancy NOT b4 and she said she was going through a rough time in her life & i guess that means that her ex left her & after she got pregnant she messed around so y is she waisting her time thinking those men r the father? & worse part is that baby looks EXACTLY like her so she'll never find the father & she has no1 2 blame but herself

[theabomation]

When she did the splits Maury threw up a little.

[kyla12able]

why in the world iz she screaming at the end.....she was wrong and she knew it...dat baby didn't look nothing like him

[hothotheat3000]

Damn, beached whale at the end. Why is she on the damn ground?!

[fashionhistorylover]

@hothotheat3000 She is humiliated.

[hothotheat3000]

@fashionhistorylover Sit in a chair and be humiliated. Flinging yourself on the ground is too damn much!

[fashionhistorylover]

@hothotheat3000 I agree.

[energizerbunnyorland]

wth this is a daaaam shammeeee wth dammm shameeeeee!!!!!!!!!

[jaysha90210]

Who got her jerkin please tell me where to find it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[CJAC5]

I knew the baby was not Malcolm's right from the start. The baby does not look like him.

Man！ What a crazy show.

[cammo6901]

fat people can always do the splits

[LadyDiamond33]

LMFAO maury held his nose at 4:36-4:40! he was like oh god i smell tuna!!

[NegritaTanRica]

@LadyDiamond33 ahahahahahahahaha

[fashionhistorylover]

@LadyDiamond33 I don't think that was it because Malcolm didn't cover his nose. If that was it that is gross.

[bobylee20]

lol he looked like da da from next friday lmao

[scarymazter]

I love it when them dumb bitches make fools of themselfs lol priceless

[manboobbear]

I don't see how doing a split proves paternity about anybody.

[88Kobe88]

Only in America.

Fucking animals

[20bball10]

@88Kobe88 totally dude. we are all like that. every single one of us.

[chocojanet]

looooooooooooooooool

[westmatt007]

that dont make no kind of sense

[chekist1917]

Yuck. I guess we can call her "stunt cunt." That fat tub sure moved fast at the end! Damn!

[shoaibbtt]

in the words of joey styles oh my gawddddddddddddddddddddddddddd­dddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd­ddd

[WESKER96]

ECW ECW... oh wait it's BBW BBW BBW BBW!!!

[shoaibbtt]

@WESKER96 lol

[retroman1990]

Attention men,

To prevent nightmares from occurring after seeing the hood-thing in this vid, think of the following women and say their names

Vera Farmiga

Stana Katic

Erin Cummings

Caterina Scorsone

Say their names in sets of five, and no harm from the ghetto Free Willy can come to you.

[last1000]

why do black girls always clap their hands when they speak when they're pissed?

[DXcellence718]

lol word, and of course their english isn't too well either O.o

[bemville1990]

therazorsedge28, is it possible that you can upload the segment @ 6:02???

[TKnHappyNess]

@jazzscherzo Or Big Black Whore because she'll be testing 2 more guys, or that's what today's update said.

[yinyangdynasty]

im surprised she didnt split the ass seam on her jeans.

[fashionhistorylover]

THE POINT OF THE SPLIT WAS?

[rippleway123]

I kiss your feet Razor for bringing these Maury shows!!

[last1000]

maybe if she did the splits better...

[shieva]

u are NOT .. OH SH** LMBO

[LouiseRobinson22396]

LEFT splits as well JHEEZ !

[40476]

trow shamoo back in the ocean

[OnefourthAsianguy]

YES!!! Another Brotha saved!!! Gotta love DNA XD!!!

[CoolOnRS]

Calm down, Precious.

[bradleysmith11]

lmao what a stupid slut

[jagenigma]

holy shit lol!!!

[YourShitStinksToo]

Precious got OWNED, LMFAO!!!

[gcxe]

pwned, set, match, repeat....

[WhatInTheHellO]

jesus christ, she got pwned.

[WhatInTheHellO]

DIS AIN'T 'BOUT CHOO

[jpm8921]

HAHAHA!!! One of my faves!! She got served!!

[TOYANDRICK1]

please post "Yo baby looks like Bruce Lee"

[RP4EVR]

Err and her doin the splits makes her... err sexy???!! Please

[pr00de]

did you blur out the last three letters of "father" on purpose? because i'm watching this going yeah, he's definitely not the fat here.

[therazorsedge28]

@pr00de

What? Where?

[pr00de]

0:09-0:23

[therazorsedge28]

@pr00de LMAO! I swear, that was unintentional!

[Solonor1987]

i hope you upload the video with baby like bruce lee soon thanks for upload this video.

[JackFlanders]

lol

[keonisan]

i hope that guy got his money back...

what a whore

[lesleyhenriquez]

@keonisan Most states only allow it after a lenghty paternity fraud case. You can't demand back the money you paid for raising a child, whether you paid voluntarily or not.

Even if he wins a paternity fraud case, the court might not order her to pay a penny. If the court does order her to pay up, there probably isn't going to be any money, there's a reason she needs the childsupport in the first place.

In short: he's not getting a penny and most likely is still paying.

[stormieknight07]

lol

[ravenmorgoth]

And KABOOOOM on the floor of shame!

[ravenmorgoth]

I swear to God I do not understand what this woman says all I hear is "Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack,quack..." I had a duck once - it used to make similar noises.

[HinataThePup]

I liked her tantrum at the end.

[HotKebab]

Beached Whale @ 5:17

[adambombiswaycool]

LMFAO!!!!

[TKnHappyNess]

Imagine if she couldn't get back up after the splits

[CubedCircle]

If she could've he would've defiantly been the father

[ChannelBelongs2Scott]

Guess that slutty splits thing was just to show the whole world how much room she has in that big-ass womb.

It pays to advertise.

[xxxWarriorGoddessxxx]

Look at Precious trying to do a split, plus she got owned too.

[DjUnt0uchable]

Whore got fucken owned!!!

[JonathanAyala027]

@therazorsedge28.

are you going to do the part with the baby that looks like bruce lee, or did you do that one already?

[Lisa13245]

That baby boy is adorable! I want to eat him! (Not actually)

[feefee198423]

hes positive he is not that fat

[PervertedNachos]

"I dun look anythang like dat baby"

how many times have we heard that?

[ConservativeCat]

To be fair, I can't see the resemblance in any of them.

[SBOWsteffan]

This is why i love the maury thank u so much @therazorsedge28 u are a legend

[martinithechobit]

lol they way he says "Youll find where the babys' daddy is" lol

[plastique45]

overweight piece of human garbage.

[KirkLX]

Dude, Ive never seen a Hummer with that much acceleration.

[RileyRichardz]

Shes positive hes the Fat(her)! LOLZ

[cuzitsnecessary]

I bet her coochie is sore now, not only she did that split but because he is not the father!