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  • I love Simon.

  • Lmao Funniest Cat on TV

  • if Simon only cussed...

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

  • hahahahahahahahahah that was fricking hilarious hahhahahahahahah

  • Oh Paula <3 She'll always say yes. Because everyone sounds great when you're drunk off your ass.

  • @mdadamo85 wow yeah she is so obviously drunk lol. she's slurring and spinning round in her chair haha

  • @mdadamo85 Why are you so negative towards Paula?

    Randy said yes... Whats your problem?

  • paula just want 2 fuck the tools

  • Simon is American Idol

  • That was so mean

  • LOL. maybe he ment: yes, one is better than the other, BUT, none are good enough ;) simon is best ;)

  • cant believe he not gonna be on the x factor anymore :((((

  • Simon... he's the best. i mean, why else would people watch american idol?

  • paula secretly wants to kisss him baaddddd

  • hilarious

  • LOL that so mean! hahahaha Simon is such a jerk but he's funny

  • Paula is totally high...

  • Without Simon, the world would be a nicer place. But slighly less entertaining. Gotta love Simon!

  • Paula is a angel man hahaha so cute

  • this is by far my favorite simon moment.

  • anybody know these guys names?

  • Haha I love how Randy is all upset yet he is the only one laughing his ass off with the audience xD Simon made me want to go make an ass out of myself in an audition just to see his reaction ahahha

  • i was so surprised that Simon said no to both. i thought he was proving that he could pick one or not. whose that second guy? jean? Simon is sooooo evil!!! but i love him

    is Paula high or drunk or sick? she sounds a little... odd.

  • Oh, this was mean. Pitting one against the other. That's where I draw the line

  • they are too cocky and arrogant, Im glad they didnt make it, they audition every year

  • simon is awsome i mean admite it with out simons meaness it wouldnt be american idol

  • will ferrell got a samurai sword signed by randy jackson

  • I wish I had heard them sing. Does anyone remember? Were they good?

  • nice quality :)

  • Fuck off simen, he ain't even american with his British accent

  • @1odie2 did you make it out of the 3rd grade? simen? its simon you illiterate fool. and yes he is from england so he has a british accent. so whats your point?

  • @nilbog44 Sorry,I was pissed off that day,I don't mean to make it sound like I'm a douch but Simen is a douch though.

  • fuck me sideways i like the quality

  • This is why they shouldn't have 4 judges

  • Good man :D

  • simon is the man but hey that was stupid from simon...

  • im gonna miss watching american idol auditions this year and not hearing simons great comments, show will never be the same

  • Simon is awesome.

  • Simon is THE MAN

  • you can say what you want about cowell but the man knows his shit

  • simon owned randy & paula right there...how clever!he made a fool out of them...

  • hahahahahha! Simon is funny...

    And I have to say: Oh so sexy. (especially when he is cruel)

  • @fscp91 YES ....YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­ESSSSSSSSSSSSS OH YES MY LORD!!!! THAT'S TRUE!!!!! Especially when he is CRUEL..!!!

  • This was mean..

    I like that guy..

  • LMFAO, amazing. I love how Paula got so pissed!

  • hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahah­a lmao <3

  • that was fantastic

  • is paula african amarican

  • Not just one, but TWO pricks, behind the panel.

  • I stopped watching when the drunk, Paula left.

  • @mrawesome121 paula doesnt drink nd shes not drunk

  • i dont watch american idol much but when simon first went to america to do idol did theamerican public love or hate him from the start?

  • that was wrong and mean......wait...actually, that was dead funny and one of the best moments of audition...now that's right.

  • that was so wrong and evil!

  • Music would be ruined if there was no Simon there to reject some idiotic people ! and he's 100 % right

  • There would have been tens of retarded morons if Simon wasn't there to reject them.

  • That was perfect.

  • hahahaha! oh simon what would american idol do without you

  • Gene who? That guy is a total tool. A moron that carries a milion dollar bill in his wallet. A schmuck that beds every woman he sees and every stripper and wonders if he has a bit of dignity left. The answer is no .. he hasn't and under no circumstances should a word uttered out of his mouth be treated as anything better than sewer gas steaming from an open hole near a dump.

  • @lastmiles he could sing though, thats all thats important.

  • everybody is gonna miss the Simon's meanness

  • Oh Paula! I mean, they're sitting there for hours on end listening to mostly awful people sing, he needs to do something to make it more interesting!

  • lmfao...

  • that is why there is an odd # of people judging

  • hahaha! he's so funni.

  • Simon was really mean here.

  • lol funny shit

  • i Miss Paula

  • GENE SIMMONS!?

  • Hahahahhaha, I love him

  • that's the problem with 4 people judging. 3 is better :-)

  • This is why I love Simon. He's brutally honest. And he's right.

  • Hahahaha that was so funny. Simon you really know how to rip people's dreams to shreds :P

  • that was soooo mean

  • ahhh simon :)

  • ahahah I love Simon.

  • lol i think simons on his period

  • Ha ha oh Simon. I actually love him.

  • I definitely love Simon!!

  • Buttholes lol jk!

  • AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME

  • Hahahahhah..... pwnd

  • mmm simons always right hha besides on carly and kristy there amazing 2 women

  • Cowell is a legend.

  • damn that was harsh...

  • Simon is sooooo sexy.

  • lmao

  • That was great!

  • that was amazing hahaha omg hes to funny

  • LOLOLOLOLOLz.

    That was s0o funny.

  • This was damned brilliant. Mr. Cowell is a great guy.

  • hahahaha that's funny fair play!

  • LOLz.

  • Hilrious

  • I LOVE SIMON!!!

  • that was AWESOME

  • NIG

  • does anyone have the link to where they are actually singing?

  • i wanna know to

  • face it. Simon is the necessary evil. He is just cruely honest. At least he says what he thinks.

  • @funkymunky90 His honesty made the show though. Too bad he's leaving this season...I guess I won't be watching anymore, got suckish anyways.

  • @funkymunky90 exactly we need the good and the bad, just like god needs the devil

  • @Skufflezlol god doesn't need the devil you fuck wit, the world needs a devil, god is whole entirely a whole different separate entity.

  • @Harkenator fuck wit? seriously ? lol :)

  • @Skufflezlol It's a Canadian term, You won't understand =)

  • Simon just saying what he wanna say like we all do! like it was sad before his job is to select good singers and not bad ones or the ones how like other experts

  • Hahahahaha! That's is hilarious !

  • wow that was fucked up!

  • simon is a retard

  • and he makes more money than you capeau.

  • sure, what has that to do with him being a retard?

    maybe i care more about ppl with real talent and thats why i dont make as much money as him?

    its because he doesnt care about nobodies like youself that he makes so much money

  • what does saying people suck in singing have to do with being a retard??

    Simon cowell is a professional in his area and you arent.

  • what does make you say im not a professional in my area?

    And his job right there, on that show, is to act like a retard because it entertains ppl. So, yes he's good at his job. ENTERTAINMENT for retards like yourself.

  • I never said you were not a professional in what you do. I implied that you are not a professional in the music industry. You dont understand english? His job is to select good singers and not crappy ones. I dont see how that is considered retard.

    If you say this is entertainment for retards, then why did you watch this video in the first place?? or even bother to make comments? The title already said simon cowell. Arent you retard either? Idiot.

    Your logic is flawed.

  • both of you are acting like morons, it's a clip about fucking AMERICAN IDOL, for christs sake. go outside.

  • can I put my head in your big blubbering vagina?

  • you're pretty when you're mad, lets be friends

  • Yuna238 just told you that they didn't have a vagina so that means Yuna238 is a guy not a girl you moron!!!!!!!

  • Simon is Ratings

  • oh this is great whether it was on purpose or not, just great...

  • Gene reminds me of Godfaher....xD.........

  • wow, Gene Simmons? I didn't know he was a judge on here. (:

  • what the hell is gene simmons on there for

  • Ratings?

  • guest judge

  • why did she say "no" and then "you were excellent?"

  • There is nothing good about cussing----and to film people getting criticized---it is cruel; period. Making money off people's humiliation----not about finding good singers----the show to me is not about finding talent-----I think it is about ratings-----and hurting people sells....violence sells, be it physical violence or emotional and verbal violence----why not simply film the contestants that made it through the auditions?---why have this show at all---for ratings; period (in my opinon).

  • ...um....who joined?...they read the contract...they've seen simon...freedom to say no anytime...<_< and who said showbiz was 'sunshine and daisies'? There's a chance of humiliation EVERY time you go on tv/public! Don't try to villanize one show. Playing sports (mess up a perfect catch, throw, etc.), acting (choking up and forgetting lines) , and even news saying something inappropriate. Face it!! EVERY show is about ratings. even those people on TV who help the homeless have a darker motive.

  • simon said .. 1 yes ... both no

    and say no to both =D

  • haha this is so good haha

  • hilarious

  • "cant hold my jock"

    wtf is he talkin about

  • wow.

    you hardly ever get to hear paula abdul cuss like that.

    someone was angry....

    although this video did just make my day. :)

  • FUCKEN OWNED xD

  • simon picks high standards for the singers and i don't think it's a bad thing! at all...

  • Feckin Lol

  • jean and simon are dion it lol

  • LOOOL I LUV SIMON!!!

  • lol that was brutal

  • great tv xD hilarious.

  • That was freaken funnii

  • well that got them nowhere, lol.

  • SImon, son of the bitch

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  • who is that jean guy, he is cool

  • Jean from the rock band KISS

  • What did Paula say when they bleeped her out?

  • she said" cs that was bull shit"

  • Lmfao.

  • yes no yes no wtf?? now that as funny!!

  • "I've heard plenty of cats that got through singin stuff that yea can't hold my jock singin, but"

    I'm sure that really swayed their vote. That would really win over a crowd.

  • lol i was going to quote the same thing. meatheads

  • HAHAHAH.! that was damn hilarious! lmfao

    this video just made my day lol

  • haha simon is ledge, he did say one was better than the other but not good enuf to go through!

  • isnt 2 yes's ok to make it through for next round for 4 judges?

  • Has 2 be a majority vote

  • Those two fags need to get day jobs

  • HAHAHA!

  • Simon Cowell being a total ass....i love it!

  • i dont think simons an ass. hes just hones. sometimes the truth hurts. lol.

  • OMG simon is awesome!

  • why dont they just leave already?

  • This is HILARIOUS

  • hahahaha! that made my day

  • LOVE SIMON! Maybe he and Paula had a fight..

  • Hahaha that was GREAT! :]

  • I LOVE Randy's face!